ITT: we make these

>>55728518
Slight kek.
Anyone have the entire compilation? It's fucking lost mang.

>>55728529
>apt
>not pacman

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template

>>55728546
>>apt
>>not pacman
>1989+5*5+2
not using emerge

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>>55728709
heres pacman

>>55728505
>check out the source code for sl
Why is it so complicated just to print a friggin 'train?

>>55728508
Explain this one please?

>>55729077
that asterisk is unnecessary

>>55729501
so is ur life fgt

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>>55728836
>eyes represent xorg
kek

However, this happens every fucking time on deb:
>>55728529

>>55729532
fum8

>>55729538
no u

>>55729501
>No it isn't, otherwise he would need to put in --no-preserve-root

>>55729423
it appears to make a link to a non existent dir
I think the joke is that the blob switched it's parameters around

>>55729423
>>55731148
Nah, the parameters are correct. I just meant to refer to symlinks as wormholes in the filesystem.

>>55728505

  ~ whatis sl
sl: nothing appropriate.
[\code]

>>55732956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPMd2dsSVR0

>>55732988
What's the point of this command?

>>55733152
To train yourself not to typo.

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Just made it :)

>>55733354
I miss the REAL jordan.

>>55733377
Nicely done!

>>55733389
This is the real jordan

This thread is relevant to my interests.

Bash blob is cute!

CUTE!

>>55733377
you can type clear in the console to remove previous text

>>55733441
Can someone make a nice vector of him so we can make nice papes?

>>55733447
^L is the preferred method. Most shells should clear if you press it.

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Just made another one.

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>>55728508
>>55728518
>>55728836
>>55729535
>>55733144

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>>55733377
White hot blinding fury right now.

>>55733901
>what is startx

>>55733944
https://cgit.freedesktop.org/xorg/app/xinit/tree/startx.cpp

>This is just a sample implementation of a slightly less primitive
>interface than xinit. It looks for user .xinitrc and .xserverrc
>files, then system xinitrc and xserverrc files, else lets xinit choose
>its default. The system xinitrc should probably do things like check
>for .Xresources files and merge them in, start up a window manager,
>and pop a clock and several xterms.

>Site administrators are STRONGLY urged to write nicer versions.

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/dev/dsp works too.

>>55734382
oh my fucking lord. this is brilliant.

>>55734382
ayy

>>55734382
>

$ aplay /dev/urandom
ALSA lib pcm_dmix.c:1029:(snd_pcm_dmix_open) unable to open slave
aplay: main:786: audio open error: Device or resource busy

>>55734553
Works for me, but I'm using pulseaudio, so maybe that's why.

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>>55728505

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>>55734382

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>>55734789
Some OC

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>>55734789

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>>55734994

>>55735021
cute

>>55734994
>>55734789
>>55735021
Thanks for inspiring me yesterday.

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>>55734382

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>>55733867
made it better

>>55733867
>>55735196
Oh I'm laughing.

>>55735217
Nice!

>>55733435
LOL

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Today is a good day. :-)

>>55735451
perfect

>>55735378

10/10

>>55735431
That's adorable! :3

>>55733435
>>>/v/

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MORE INSPIRATION!!!

>>55735731
Meh.

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>>55733435

I really, really want this as a terminal emulator plugin.

>>55735799
?
you usually need to provide context

>>55735890
Are you literally brain dead?

>>55735939
only when drunk on the weekends
i am looking at too many threads at once

>>55735451
Took me until the last panel to get the joke.

Brain is moving slow today.

>>55733435
That took me about 3 hours to get.

>>55735451
I don't get it.

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>>55736167

>>55735451
Lost.

>>55735451
for people who don't get it
>filename

>>55735451
fucking hell you got me

>>55735451
>>55733435
explain

>>55735431
I don't see the pic What is it

>>55735451
Fuck my sides.

>>55736203
That's a pretty riced up shell though.

>>55736277
Wow dude

>>55736277
I love this one the most

>>55733901
fucking kek

>>55734382
ayyy lmao

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I tried

>>55736306
it's just zsh with one of the more popular themes

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>>55735451
>that last panel
simp ebin

>>55733435
Nice one, made me kek

>>55733435
I don't get this one.

>>55733435
classy

>>55736654

It's a shitty /v/ joke.

>>55736687
oh. dumb.

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>>55736277

>>55733435
>tfw pretending I get this just in case it actually is a meme I don't know

Best in thread

>>55736740

Fuck off back to /v/.

>>55736687
Disappointing. I thought the joke was that when the blob on the right hits enter, he moves a line down and they don't line up anymore.

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>>55736277
I love this

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>>55734789
someone had a happy version

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>>55736764
i had a similar idea too

>>55733901
>blaming arch
>it's nvidias fault

>>55733248
underrated

>>55736152
>>55736312
underrated

>>55733152
To get better at typing ls

>>55737124
>/dev/random
>not /dev/urandom
random gives bytes of high entropy from the system
these bytes come in slowly
urandom is psudo-random based off the entropy bytes and so is "endless"

>>55735451
fucken saved

>>55733248
This is underrated

>>55733450
this please

>>55734382
explain please

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>>55735217
>>55735451
>>55736152
>>55736277
Top kek

>>55737322
Plays random noise, ie turns into Trump.

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>>55737358
>random noise
>Trump
I still don't get it
I have listened to some Trump speeches but there were no random noises

>>55737400
No, but he does go off script and start spouting random bullshit.

>>55737400
>>55737410
And furthermore, this is arguably what made him popular. The blob is trying to emulate Trump's success.

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>>55737400
>Trump
>Not the Master Troll of our generation
...

>>55737425

>He's just a troll
>He'll never get more than 10%
>He'll never get more than 30%
>He'll never get more than 50%
>He'll never get the delegates
>He'll never get the nomination

You fags know what's coming next.

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>>55737348

>>55737555
yeah but he will never be president

>>55737555
>"I was not really into President."
>"I was only pretending."

>>55737618
its going to happen. and it's going to be glorious.

>>55737602
I'm impressed with the amount of effort put into this mediocre idea

>>55737618

ok kid

>>55737637
There was zero effort trust me

>>55737618
>he thinks this
Trump has a strong chance of becoming president because of Obama. Instinctively, americans felt too tranquil, and that other countries are too powerful, so even if some know Trump is retarded, they would vote for the person who would go batshit insane on other countries, and Make America Great Again

>>55737690
>who would go batshit insane on other countries
you mean start wars?

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>>55734382
Ebin

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>>55737632
Edgelord pls

>>55733435
Is this loss

>>55737708
Just generally show dominance

>>55737755
Took your trip off to get a reply, fag?

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>>55737792
>implying implications

>>55737792
What are you talking bout? I didn't take my trip off

>>55737824
With a little help from all the kind Anons here :)

>>55728529
fucking happened to my last week
now I'm using Arch
>Arch?
yes... Arch. Fuck me right?

>>55736277
that a pcb right?
i got it!

>>55736938
I often had this problem because either the amd driver didn't install properly or I forgot to run aticonfig --intialize or I forgot to install some packet xorg or the kernel updated and the amd driver wasn't compatible
just shows how fragile arch is sometimes

>>55728529
Never going to let this happen again...

>>55735451
holy fuck this one actually got me

>>55734720
underated

>>55738063
I like this one.

>>55738063
everz fucking time

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>>55735451
im fucking dying, this is genius

is this thread a cautionary tale for people new to linux?

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>>55728505

>>55738353
fake and gay

>>55738353
FUCK YOU

>>55738341
The lesson is don't enter random shit you see on the Internet. That goes for any OS

>>55738341
It's more like a demo, but in some cases:
yes, warnings.

>>55733676
Windows shell being made UNIX-compatible when?

>>55734382
I don't get it. Help.

>>55738530
>Windows shell
Never. K$ don't want their shell to be usable.

>>55738521
Now do that but with an ecrypted btrfs

>>55736277
I DON'T GET THIS ONE EITHER

>>55738530
Soon.

Actually, now, if you're a Windows Insider.
https://blogs.windows.com/buildingapps/2016/03/30/run-bash-on-ubuntu-on-windows/

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>>55738592

>>55738530
Depending on what you meant, you could always run WINE's cmd.exe as your shell.

>>55729535
putting a # before anything in shell makes it a comment

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>>55738592
>>55738530

>>55738646
Unless it's your PS1.

>>55733435
>summer doesn't understand it so they say >>>/v/
every time

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>>55738652
>>55738717

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>>55734382

>>55738717
>>>/facebook/

>>55737400
don't bother it's just a bunch of butthurt fags virtue signaling with le trump is stupid.

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>>55737211
>being this autistic

Best thread currently on /g/

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>>55738767

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>>55738835

>>55738835
saved

>>55736764
this is the best

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>>55738767

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>>55737211
lol no
it's pretty fast

Now, that i have been here for a while, i will propably make a plushie Bash blob for me.

>>55738915
hooly fucking gold

>>55737211
Kill yourself.
http://www.2uo.de/myths-about-urandom/

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>>55733144
ftfy

>>55738929
nice one daniel

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>>55735196
>>55733867

I won't say I made it better but I made it reflect a more common occurrence that seems to happen

don't tell me you've never done it before

>>55738643
That's the exact opposite of what I meant in every conceivable way.

You have misconstrued my post so badly that it gave me cancer.

>>55739183
I'm not either of the people you're quoting. But once for a period of a few months I had access to a large cluster for a project. You were supposed to SSH into one of the two externally-visible nodes, and then run your job(s) by sshing into one or more of the 30 internally-visible-only nodes.

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>>55738592

>>55738818
you have an issue with knowledge?
and dont say it doesn't matter. It really does matter for those kinds of things.

>>55739001
thanks for this. I wan't really wrong per-se with what i said, just implying the wrong thing. urandom is still the only useful choice for that situation

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>>55739715

>>55739844
mah nigga

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>>55728529
im such a dorky dumb nerd for laughing at this

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20 minutes in pinta
fuck free software

>>55736551
Looks like somebody doesn't know what they're doing...

>>55739987
try gimp, did the job for me

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>>55740091
Also endorsing the GIMP.

>>55741058
retard, that just deletes the link

>>55741428
How that even passed testing is beyond me.

>>55741428
i remember when that happened

>>55741428
CS grad is that you?

>>55741496
lol

This are all adorable. Best thread on /g/ in a long while.

>>55741123
no it doesn't. it deletes all files inside the linked directory.

>>55741123

rm ~/shared/

rm ~/shared

know the difference

>>55741644
wait, i just tried that and it doesn't delete the content

didn't use to do that? or am i confusing with another catastrophe-inducing typo?

>>55741644
>>55741663
Without the trailing slash deletes the link. With the trailing slash deletes the original directory.

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>>55734382
I made this, but I figure fair is fair.

>>55741716
So it doesn't do anything unless you use -rf

Well I guess my comic is dumb then.

>>55738929
It's different on BSD systems. On Linux, you never use /dev/random because it's too slow.

>>55738787
who is this

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>>55728505

>>55742063
David Davidson.

>>55742063
Darude Sandstorm

>>55734789
Que?

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>>55742270
Fork Bomb

>>55733435
Is this the stillborn CAD comic?

>>55733677
sudo doesn't work that way god damn it

>>55743107
depends on how it is setup
you can make sudo not require a password for certain accounts

>>55743133
No I mean you can't just do something like "sudo echo foo > file" because that only executes echo as root, not the file redirect. You would need to use tee like so: echo foo | sudo tee file.

>>55743133
Have you ever tried "sudo echo > /sys/class/whatever?"

>>55743133
Sudo Echo sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-itlGNap4

>>55738717
>repeating the last two frames verbatim
way to make anti-OC

what I recommend

>its retar-
>show explosion datamoshed up with kernel panic along with anime girl and it saying "I'M BETTER THAN U!!!!!!!!"

>>55739516
No, it doesn't matter for 'these kinds of things'.

>>55736761
are you german by chance?

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sup

>>55744825
Fuck off reddit

Fucking retard

>>55734591
>works
>Pulseaudio

Never seen those words together in a sentence before.