Verizon is close to buying Yahoo for $5 billion as a ‘safe bet’

>>55705920
How does one ruin a company or horribly?

>>55705932
By having no clear vision of what the company should be, and making talented people leave by being a cunt to them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>women in tech

>>55706009
More like
>company is dying
>pick female CEO in order to boost company's profile at no cost

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>>55705920
>$5 billion
Chump change for Verizon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verizon_Communications

>>55705932
no growth model

>>55705932
by being a woman

>>55706009
>>55707128
xD
get out

>>55705920
Post her autistic videos

>>55707242
hello tumblr

>>55707460
you mean the one where she had a meltdown after half her talk to some foreign audience?

has there ever been a case of woman improving a company

>>55707920
>horse tier laughter

>>55705920
>Yahoo

Who the fuck cares.

>>55707962

AMD

Proof that Tumblr is fucking cancer

>>55707128
/thread

>>55705942

As soon as she built her own private daycare addition to her office, I knew hiring her was a mistake.

>>55708001
>Proof that women are fucking cancer

Fixed

>>55708006
What exactly is wrong with that? It's better than a foosball table or some other brogrammer crap.

>>55708029

It was for her own use, not mere employees.

>>55708029
It's actually much worse than that. It shows a self-centeredness that is a great sign that she only cares about herself, not the company.

>>55707963
oh do you want me to post the video where she eats some shit out of her toes?

Mozilla is gonna pull out and collect that billion right?

>>55708070
Silly anon, this isn't Stallman.

>>55708062

Yep, I was thinking that as well: "Look at me, I can use my power and position to merge my career and private life at company expense".

>>55706009
Hey now, I can thank Lisa Su for making me an easy $10k since November

>>55708094

More like you can thank weird neckbeards for buying up shares and driving up prices based on their baseless hopes that Zen won't be a failure.

However, if Zen does work out, Lisa Su will deserve massive kudos for keeping AMD alive long enough for Zen to happen.

>>55708080
lets hope so

>>55708121
>unloaded wasteful assets in order to prevent money bleed
>won contracts with China vital to ensure a healthy cash flow to stem the losses even more
>stock prices went from $1.80 to $5.40 from that alone
Remember, Polaris 10 sales has not begun to kick into play with the stock's value. And judging by how soundly the 1060 will beat it, the stock prices might actually drop a few cents next quarter in response. Credit where credit is due, Lisa Su bought the company a lot of needed time without having a competitive product line-up (and no, Carrizo was a marketing failure that was uncompetitive and failed to win sales in the laptop/mobile division)

>>55707460

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg

>>55708179

Yep, agreed. AMD risked a lot of its future even if Zen succeeds. Someone will still have a lot of work to do: do you try to vertically re-integrate with a foundry again? How do you successfully adapt ARM to the server room?

>>55708006

She actually did that?

That seems awfully controversial.

>>55705920

What about Alibaba?

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>>55705920
i hope the acquisition includes some clause requiring marissa to be the sexual slave of CEO of verizon for (1) night

>>55708296
Negated by the fact that foreigners can now buy shares in Alibaba through intermediaries/proxies in China. Yahoo was made irrelevant once that happened.

>>55708314
>foreigners can now buy shares in Alibaba through intermediaries/proxies in China
you say that like it was ever the case that intermediaries couldn't buy shares on your behalf.

are you some kind of new simpleton to this?

>>55708321
When Yahoo was first headed by the Oscar-Meyer Weiner factory, the major reason why Yahoo stock value soared was because of their massive shareholder stake in Alibanana. China prohibited (technically, it's still prohibited) and strictly enforced their no-Gui'lo-allowed policy in their stock market. The only way to "buy" stocks in Alibananana in the West was to buy Yahoo stocks. No one gave a flipped shit about Yahoo's actual assets and value.

>>55708395
I think it would be harder to convince your mom to build a private daycare in your basement until you bring home a girlfriend or something. It's very much apples and oranges, anon.

>>55705920

I wish Verizon would buy her laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg

>>55708569
>[did] they teach you [samefagging] in PSYCH101?
do you think that gets taught in psych classes?

is this what people who didn't go to college really think college is like?

>>55708639

No, I think they come to Chinese imageboards and defend their waifus from their obvious failures.

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jesus christ this slut is too hot to not be pumped with semen 24/7 and bearing children

its amusing, yahoo's stake in alibaba is worth more than yahoo itself.

Unless they did something stupid and sold off their share already.

>how exactly was tumblr a smart buy ?
>how did they plan on monetizing that ?

>>55708094
Chink ugly women do not count, because they are more prone to gain wealth by hard working instead of attention whoring only by using their pussies, like western women do

>>55707962
No.