/g/ humor

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most all funny /g/ stuff is on /wsr/

>>55695821
whats the joke here? Explain it to me.
It just looks like weeb trash to me.

>>55695957
additionally is one of capacitors facing the wrong way?

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>>55695925
EVERY.

>>55695925
this just makes me angry instead of making me laugh

>>55695957
look at the placement of the ROM.

>>55695925
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I have a few

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And I'm out.

>>55696256
Open source laptop.

>>55696225
Lel

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>>55695605
The guy memorized what he was going to type so he could show off to the camera, think he posted this himself on reddit a while back.

>>55696597
WHAT?

That's hackertype mate as far as I know

>>55695925
DELET DIS

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>>55695993

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>>55696648

>>55696597
Really now. I kinda figured the camera crew men just told him "ok, look busy doing some hacker-like thing" and he goes "sure!" and does some complete nonsense hand waltz without any real purpose but to look hacker-like.

>>55696117
kek

>>55696225
>No Man's Sky multiplayer

>>55695983
How would you be able to tell without seeing the circuits?

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>>55696613

>>55696731
The gray band on the cap.

>>55696855
Gotta get that 512khz

>>55696830
And for all you know, it could be like that on purpose. You'd need to see the circuitry to know for sure which way it's supposed to be oriented.

>>55696832
XDDDDD

>>55696832
>AMD_driver_installation.jpg

>>55696893
realistically what happens when you do this? Like how does the drive die?

>inb4 electricity

>>55696984
electricity

>>55696984
The ICs on the controller board simply die due to the applied voltage being too high and the read write head would probably die too as 120/220 volts is more than enough to destroy the extremely thin wire of the head and its voice coil.

>>55696984
It would go bang, and your wall fuse would blow.

>>55696447
Oh fuck this is the guy with the room and the creepy as fuck dolls ?

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>>55696832
So that's how you install AMD drivers

>>55696590

>black hole simulator

>>55697203
At one point, the PS3 was a very cost effective bitcoin mining tool.

>>55697221

I know, the US army and some big research centre bought them by the truckload to run simulations on as it was cheaper than buying or renting out supercomputer time.

>>55697148
Yes, that's him

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>>55696732
>>55695925

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how does /g/ keep its computers clean?

>>55696832
>how to use swing in java

>>55696268
So that's how they upscale!

>>55697414
perfectly safe just remove battery and stuff let it dry and you are fine!

>>55695925
MAAAAAD

>>55697046
Win 7= comfy with slightly rugged looks
Win 10= good looking but not comfy.

>>55698249
This is not humor, this is ART

>>55696447
>>55696590
> Humor

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>>55698260
Forgot to add complete pic

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instructions unclear

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Fixed it guys :^)

>>55696268
I cringe at stuff like this because I know I done ghetto workarounds like that before.

>>55698402
That's a good way to watch porn with but I'd be probably scared to do that. Not with LCD displays though.

>>55695940
What is even happening in this picture??

>>55698599
If I understand it correctly, the < button reduces the number by .5 and the > button increases it by .5.
Don't know why it says about inserting the phone number though.

>>55696984
Wouldn't one still be able to recover data from the platters themselves?

>>55698599
binary search for your phone number i guess ?

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>>55698264
>How to keep GTX 480 under 90°C idle

>>55698196
I've honestly thought about doing that.

>>55698331
not even remotely funny considering how many times this picture was posted on /g/

>>55698744
>GTX 480

>>55696447
>neckbeard
>fat

This man is neither fat, nor has a neckbeard. This is a fucking greybeard linux admin ultra fedora-redhat tier and he probably deserves our respect

Thank mr beard

>>55698911
Exactly, he is sysadmin. A NEET tripfag.

>>55697651
>implying that's pure water

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>>55698864

>>55698911
This.
Sysadmin is a bro.

>>55695993
one could say that the Casio F-91W is a suicide watch

>>55695605
The guy did this on purpose.

>>55696590
It took me a long time to see it. Now I feel like a damn fool.

>>55699568

other than a complete lack of airflow what exactly is wrong with this? I'm assuming that heatsink has a fan on the underside

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>>55699967
Sorry, wrong thread. Here, catch.

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>>55698599

>>55699568
I don't see the joke in this. No fan on the heatsink?

>>55700280
>>55700174

>>55699568
psu fan exhausts into the case panel

>>55700388
The panel likely has vents on that side.

>>55698264
Poorfag here, is that an AC?

>>55698599
There was a twitter(?) challenge where people made as unintuitive as possible ways to input a phonenumber in a website form in an attempt to mock bad form design

>>55697414
Someone post the webm plz

>>55698331
It wouldn't work, would it!

>>55701604
>!
?*

>>55695993
it's like the goatse man, after seing it every other week, i became desensitized
just read it again and again

>>55696447
>you will never have a setup this comfy

>>55696117
haha

>>55695925
4 years and this still pisses me off

>>55696447
Oh, so this is the man behind that gothic room. I expected him to look like a columbine kid

>>55696447
Goals

half of these jokes were in the last thread

>>55703017
welcome to 4chan

>>55703017
/g/ humor threads almost never get new content.

>>55695945
>*praid
not /g/ but this is gold

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>>55703017
Enjoy your stay.

>>55703100
>>55701935

>>55695925
I'd call this fake but I've seen similar shit happen with at least 4 different family's including my own

>>55696236
I don't get this one.

>>55696597
Is the keyboard even connected to the laptop?

>>55696447
This guys wife and child died.

>>55696236
Topkek

>>55703515
Look at what he is listening to.

>>55703629
[citation needed]

>>55696447
but what is wiggling behind his left arm at the end?

>>55699315
isnt everything we do on purpose?

really makes u think

>>55695983
>>55696731
>>55696830
>>55696894
Best guess is that the standing chip is a linear regulator
most likely a 7805
there are 3 pins on the regulator
the middle pin is ground, hence the gray bands face that way
so the capacitors are on correctly

>>55698363
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55703771
That is a toe.

>>55701652
Theorically yes, since you can run USB hardware on PS/2, which is a serial protocol, which is supported by parallel ports.

>>55700515
think for a moment,

air comes out the top of the pc

air goes in in front of the pc

if that was an AC it would take air trough the pc then after it left the PC it would cool the air to then proceed to pump out the cooled air straight outside without it passing trough the pc.....

>>55695821
That is kinda cool

>>55695821
I wonder what that sticker is made from. It doesn't seem to have suffered from the heat while the board was being soldered.

>>55702951
where is this from ?

>>55700388
A PSU's fan i an intake. In this case it exhausts through the clearly vented front panel.

>>55698414
Just use your phone

>>55704932
Google Valley

>>55696278
bukake

>>55695957
[spoiler]that's the joke[/spoiler]

>>55695925
this is the humor thread, not the rage thread

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>>55700178

>>55705510
lost it there

>>55705510
It's all yours. I'm out.

-guy from >>55705505

Anyone got a link to the collection of these phone number things? Or is anon posting all of them?

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>>55705520
k thanks

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>>55705538
Some guy found them on facebook but he never gave the link, so I just saved what he had. My favorite one was the pi one.

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>>55705557
IMO, that one is actually okay.

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Last one from that thread.

>>55696590
Is this still in use today?

>>55705573
what is this and why can I not turn it off

>>55699496
I've got that same model sitting right next to me. Want to do something with it, but not sure what.

The computer I mean, not the chick.

>>55696256

For CP.

>>55705742
Use it as a place to hide your dildos and a backup server for your porn.

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>>55695605
>>55695605
>>55695605


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEgxS_vzQjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEgxS_vzQjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEgxS_vzQjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEgxS_vzQjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEgxS_vzQjU

>>55705776
lmao this perfectly describes like 99% of /g/

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>>55705616
Here is the link for that one:
googledrive.com/host/0B18UAbq5JQ8CNHB3TzZpc2g1YzQ

https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/4075
>thumb drives are a terrible security risk and just handing them out will result in a super hacker virus killing your computer

>>55701604
>>55703818
I don't think LPT can clock fast enough for a USB device

>>55705348
>Rexdale
EVERY FUCKING TIME

I HATE THIS HOOD

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posting my oc

>>55698648
I thought it was a greater than / less than system that would narrow down the number till it matches your phone #

>>55695925
JUS... WHT TE FUCK... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tried to bake GPU
>didn't work
>tried again
>still didn't work
>baked it with cheese

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>>55706212

PCBs are surprisingly flexible.

>>55696225

it looks dumb but people won't buy it without an external antenna despite something like bluetooth not needing an external antenna

>>55706048
Remember that USB follows the lowest speed available for backwards compatibility

>>55698402
This is just a nip committing suicide, devilish bastard's waiting for another earthquake.

>>55699249
>German engineering.

>>55705541
>runescape pin

>>55706345
It happens a lot, I had it with a helicopter toy thing

>>55696696
he made a hackertyper-esque buttonmashing game and decided to troll the network by testing it on camera while supposedly programming

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>>55706120

>>55706675
8.1?

>>55706685
Remove the Metro handle, and make one side of the hammerhead broken.

>>55706725
So like windows 10 without the surveillance cameras

>>55706738
And a bit broken hammerhead(Start button)

>>55698233
oh thanks I hadn't got it xdD

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>>55697274

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>>55695605

>>55698680
I'm not an expert but I would think so. Only the HDD controller should be fucked, not the hard drive discs though.

just a question but does anyone have screenshots from that one night last year when /g/ went on a google drive raid and edited a bunch of public documents. also requesting the poorly written indian love letter found that day

>>55704932

India.

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>>55695605
I find it sad that nobody makes more of these

>>55706858

RAWWWWWWRRRRRTGFYHIOFTRSA246?,(!!guctynnh muh do it again and again for the next few days and I'm still not sure what I was a great way of the year

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>>55707544

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>>55707567

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>>55707623

>>55705633
this is if you want to print it out and email them the form dumbass

>>55707712
But why would you print, fill out, then mail something when you could just do it online?

>>55707793
Or just fill it out on the page, then press ctrl+p and print it, since the text you write stays.

>>55696590
Even after trying so hard they were unable to simulate a PS3 that has a game.

>>55707712

Every one of those 4 "steps" render on a different page. There's no way to obtain the whole "form" and print it, unless you want to fill in three pages with junk just so you can hit "next" and get all four.

The postal form needs to be picked up from a post office and looks totally different.

>>55696236
is that the frequency spectrum literally printed out next to him

>>55700174
>itty bitty watercooling pump

>>55706147
>6970
Aside from VRRRRRRRRRRRR and 95*c, that card is goaty

>>55702951
should've edited all monitors in the room

>>55705776
ham side bless

>>55705541
This is where I lost it.

>>55696447
all these fucking newfags don't know who sysadmin is baka

>>55708317
why should we care about a tech illiterate attentionwhore

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>>55695605

>>55696064
Why not use a serial eeprom, you can seriously cut down on space

>>55695821
I want the source material.

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>>55706000

>>55708904
someone needs to make a mouse that can be used as a yo yo

>>55706147

Plinkett, is that you?

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>>55708933
you mean something like this?

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>>55705776
Horrific.

>>55695945
theres make me more sad than anything.

>>55696832
OLD AS FUCK

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>>55705776

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>>55696256

>>55698360
nononononononononononono.

>>55696236
Oh fuck i finally get it after staring at it for 10 minutes

>all that shit to listen to badly ripped youtube songs

>>55699227
dank osama meme

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brand new

>>55709958
no you idiot. he is on a mac and the file explorer is from windows.

>>55705488
fucking lost it

>>55705758
CP PC

>>55698680
Recovering the data from the platters is very very expensive.

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>>55697046

>>55706120
What about Windows ME?

>>55709260
>that bowling part

Every fucking time

>>55710607
nobody cares about Windows YOU

>>55695945
>doesn't know how to use social media
>knows how to post a heart
ok

>>55710589
most accurate representation of the two

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>>55696236
>Apple computer
>Windows

>>55698210
>RX480
Nigga that's a GeForce GTX 480.

>>55710589
>>55710656
7 is still more comfy not to mention you don't have to stand up to shit

>>55705776
This is great!

>>55706821
I'd fucking kill you if it weren't illegal. God you're such a blight on humanity good job proving Darwin wrong with your stupidity how can you even stand living knowing you'll contribute to the downfall of humanity you fucking retard holy shit you're just so god damned stupid it's amazing like if your mom wasn't a slut i'd klidna fewfewl aworjy for youmu buet really foyj4 just qas omew sorty of faggot who needs to jump off a bridge seriously dude you're a loser no one loves you just die heheheh you won't though cause you're a pansy scared of death fucking idiot its how you die thats scary not death itself i am embraced for death death will give me sweet pleasure please kill me already i cant stand it any more i hate everything.

>>55703771
A cawk.

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>>55707655
i have been inspired

>>55698210
>using orange LEDs
i told you bro

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>>55698599
>>55698648
>>55698719
>>55700518
Does nobody see what number they're entering? Jenny, ya dinguses. 8675-309.

>>55695945
>wwops
Sure blame the Italians for everything.

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The day /g/ tried baking

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I had one of theese
If i'll ever go insane this will be a major cause

>>55698210
fermi

>>55698360
What happens if you put this on the socket?

>>55698360
What am I looking at?

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>>55711022
lol

>>55711095
>tfw I found a developer doing this in production
>he showed management that "tutorial" as "proof" he knew exactly what he was doing

>>55711173
>>55710685
these are so unfunny. they're so unfunny, I cant wrap my head around how not funny they are

>>55695925
This is not funny, that is ridiculously irritating...
fuck, how can people be so fucking ignorant like this?

>>55703515
hes potrayed as listening to a mp3 downloaded from a youtube to mp3 converter which is the worst quality you can pretty much get

>>55711284
>I literally wasn't born until 2005: the post

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>>55711268
how's this. any better?

>>55711296
YouTube to midi then midi to mp3 would be way worse.

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>>55711284
or is this going in the wrong direction, just infuriating maybe.

>>55710916
Is that a bad thing to do?
How are you supposed to block until interrupt in bash?

>>55711363
Nice meme

How about you look at elemenaryOS

>>55711413
all that command does is put one of your CPU cores at 100% until you stop it
it was the only thing i was thinking of right then, and so there it is

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>>55697074
>hard drive
>voice coil

>>55702806
wtf is this shit

>>55705463
Exhaustive enumeration... I fucking lost my entire shit at all of these xDxDxDxD

>>55711353
Is that her """typewriter"""?

>>55711374
He was watching a video that was filmed upside down

>>55699039
>implying it fucking matters
you rinse all the crap, shake it a bit and use a duster to get the water out of the connectors/sockets and let it dry
good as new

>>55696288
Gotta hate the cars that don't adhere to the ISO radio size standard

>>55705510
LMAO, x'D

That got me

>>55711498
>What is residue?

>>55711480
patch cords are supposed to be short to keep the wire mess to a minimum

>>55698325
I really should try and make some bullshit 3d printed product which will claim to increase audio quality and I'd probably make a decent living off of it

>>55698402
the moment he accidental hits the table leg that monitor will crush his head

>>55705463
lmfao

>>55706227
sheeeeeeiit

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>>55711458
Problem?

>>55711458
how else do you think harddrives chatter?

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Unsure if cringe, rage or funny. I experienced all these feels when I found this though..

>>55711758
What does it say? I can't read that.

>>55711767
"For information regarding wiring look elsewhere"

>>55711767
"For information regarding wiring, look elsewhere, Ha Ha"

Cunts.

>>55711774
>>55711775

Thank you anons.

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>>55711758
>haha

>>55705401
>Can't understand the joke
>Can't even use spoilers
Lurk more and read the FAQs fucking newfag

>>55710168
I thought the joke was that the Big Gulp cup was the PC.

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>>55695605
Hey that's a EuroCom Monster laptop... I have one, such a shit screen, keyboard and casing

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>>55711935

>>55711140
Thermal paste applied to the wrong side of a CPU, it's not right at all.

Although part of me morbidly wonders if the right paste was used if the install could still technically work, with the implied understanding that the CPU contacts would not sit 100% right as the paste would get in the way, so it would likely be sensitive to movement and other significant annoyances. But as long as the electrical circuit was had contact and the paste had enough electrical resistance to prevent shorting. Then want would keep it from actually working, despite being wrong and an accident waiting to happen. Still not as designed and a very bad idea, but I wonder too much at times.

>>55712015
Tolerance is too tight, not all pins would make contact. Also, some thermal compounds are conductive.

>>55712150
sucks you can't be overweight without people judging your personality for it.

>>55712150
Is this what that wojak with copy pasted dancing couples image is based on?

>>55712264
Becoming overweight has a lot to do with personality

>>55712264
>hamplanet detected

>>55697245
can you post? I think I remember it but I don't have it saved. It seemed interesting.

bumb

>>55711374
ctrl+alt+down arrow

>>55708936
email me on this webzone if you'd like a pizza role

>>55711374
it's a French union, they don't know what work is

>>55696447
sauce on the clock?

>>55710607
we don't talk about Windows ME

>>55711721
now just slap a cute anime girl on the front somewhere and wallow in neetbux