Why aren't you cool like me, /g/?

Because true /g/entlemen, define their 'cool-ness' with their mememachines.

does it come in wireless?

>>55688814
is it free as in freedom?

>being a pleb and not watercooling your seat

>>55689680
That's my next planned update.

>>55689743
America needs to get back to its industrial roots. This is the first step.

>>55688814
That's pretty cool. How did you secure those to the hat?

>>55688814
Ah but I am, OP. I'm in my ~55F basement bedroom under some comfy covers.

>>55689862
It looks super glued

>>55688814
Because I live in Alaska.

>>55689862
>>55689881
I used a hot glue gun.

>>55689863
How do you keep your basement so cool? Does it involve fan hats?

>>55689906
Basements are naturally cool and my room is the closest to the air conditioning unit so all the coldest air comes in here before it goes upstairs to my cuck parents' part of the house.

>>55689922
>tfw basement is a hole in the ground full of spiders

>>55689937
My basement is finished, so it looks like normal house. My room used to have carpet until it flooded and it hasn't been replaced so it's concrete - that only helps keep it even cooler though.

Enjoy your fan hat though, I hear it makes the oppressive outdoors heat literally no less oppressive.

>>55689922
Way to show your cuck parents by bogarting all the coldest air.

>>55689965
It's actually quite cooling.

>>55689984
I like it aesthetically, but I just can't believe that it really makes it much cooler outside. I'd wear one though, has a cool cyberpunk feel to it.

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>>55689999
Nice quads

>>55689999
You could try building one. I found all the components in bulk trash.