Tech cringe/humor/fail thread?

>>55672247
>calculates
>returns 5 if equal (giving 4 and 4 to the function will return 5)
>a > b && b < a
>comparing your shit code to fast inverse square root

>>55672247
as much as i like haranguing "girls who code",
this is fake tho

Do you know how to use the catalog?

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>>55672247
I can't help but notice that the alleged girl code is commented. Commenting is a good habit to develop.

Also, someone needs to tell that Swift and Klossy faggot about fucking immunity cat. He's always with you. Always!

>>55672499
Then why did you feel the need to reply?

>>55672247
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saving my mother

>>55672247
>this is the end of the program! see you guys later XD

quill me

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>>55672614
>apparently thinks this is FB
>or that posts on 4chan are cross-posted automatically to FB
>something retarded anyway. whatever.
>doesn't comprehend the concept of a cringe thread