/csg/ Chink Shit General

Vicky is a cunt

3rd for sharks!

>>55665795
>buying silk from china
Fairly sure thats what the original chinkshit afficionados bought

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• Anon(s?) draw rule63 of Mitu >>55658866 >>55659253 >>55659491

>>55668017
Prease do not sexualise the mitu

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Reminder to not take the bait and post chink shit.

What chink shit are you guys waiting on to arrive? Found any new deals worth sharing?

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>>55667491 please

>>55668323
I have mail comin in today. Hopefully full of goodies.

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just got the mail

Kingdian meme SSD
Couple cases
tacticool phone holder

>>55668323
>waiting for
64GB shark, Mixza adaptor for 1€, ED9 from goybest

>want
RN3P if RN4P is shit, some Sanrenmu or Ganzo, Xiaomi Hybrids

>>55668393
>if RN4P is shit
Aren't the specs confirmed, non-SD so far?

>>55668406
They always release Mediatek version then a Snapdragon version later down the line.

>>55668377
>Keep Dreaming!
It would be great if they chink'd you with a slogan like that.

>>55668406
That's the Redmi Note 4, not the Pro variant

>>55668377
I could need a SSD as an upgrade for an older computer, but i just can't trust the chink ones.

>>55668406
From what i know there will be two versions, no more, no less. They will feature X20 or X25, not sure about SD slot, though.
Anyways, let's wait for 27.07. before jumping on conclusions, maybe they'll announce a SD version.

>>55668475
Kingdian is one of the few chink ssd makers worth a damn.

Someone shill me brands or names of tablets that can dualboot winderps and lagdroid
Seems like teclast is the only reliable brand for now

>>55668475

we'll see what happens with the SSD. I'm not keeping anything important on it. If it shits the bed so be it.

>>55668492
>worth a dam

kek the bottom of ssd barral

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Looking for a mini pc/tv box that allows me to use stuff like Kodi and stream international tv/movies/sport/porn ect

Price isn't really an issue as long as it's good. What do you guys recommend?

>>55668475
>not sure about SD slot, though.
SD=Snapdragon

All Redmi's comes with SD slots.

>>55668492
>>55668513
Sure they are, it's just me being a paranoid autist.
I avoided sharks for long enough, bought one now. Maybe i'll buy a KingDian, too.
Anyways, i need to fix my computer first, otherwise i'll have to get a new one.

>>55668552
>snapdragon
secure digital, familia

>>55667938
FINALLY!!!
Thanks to whoever did the video, finally found some legit Daniel Wellington watches! My normie friends are gonna love it
Should I jew on them and ask them for double the price?

>>55668581
>Aren't the specs confirmed, non-SD so far?
He's talking about the Snapdragon variant you sperg.

>>55668726
You will get hit with large fines if they find you importing more than 3 of those

>>55668726
Not if they're actually your friends.

I gave away a couple of those shitty watches.

>>55668754
I usually have the chink send them at their addresses LOL

or I could just buy one each 2 or 3 days

Can whoever posted this video please add a part in the description that clearly states that the links below the video are referral links?

You don't want to be the next chinkshit.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMI51W0CSO0

Cut that shit out.

>>55668826
let them shill, if you don't like it, just remove the referral code

>>55668546
mxq, there are 2 models with two different cpus, I've had one for quite a while now and I'm very satisfied. My model is now around $25, i bought it for around $35.

>>55668964
this, buy the pro version, I have one too

>>55668962
signposting the referrals is simply good etiquette especially with all the newfags right now. Otherwise he looks like a stinky chinky in disguise.

are there any chink HDDs I can get cheaper than Seagates off Amazon?

>>55669146
yeah, but not if you want to keep your data for more than a week

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Post shit you got from the xyz ramdomizer

>>55669193
xyz anon here, got too many dildos and bondage material in one go to import into the DB, but as of late, anons have been posting some interesting chink shit

make sure you use the suggest button, thanks!

>>55669233
>implying i wasnt hitting the Go button until i got this

>>55669267
Send them an screenshot from your shilling con the Play store

>>55669306
Okay, will do so

>>55669233
>implying having too much kinky shit is possible

Geatbest is a good website to give points.

>>55669343
shoo shoo stinky vicky

>>55668581
SD = succ dick

>>55669422
shark drive

>>55669368

LEAVE VICKY ALONE

>>55669343
>congratulation dear amicable friend, 20GB points has been deposited in your GB account, have a wonderful enjoyable pleasant 24hrs day

>>55669427
This post deserves one star rating

>>55669427
Is there any way to report their other store if they refuse to send my items? Just losing one store if they have another seems like a minor loss.

Any of you got thise "Survey and solution for your order on gearbest.com" message from GB?

They keep asking me for any problems with my orders.

I only opened a ticket once and it was solved already, don't know why they keep sending me this shit.

Is there randomizer down for anyone else

>>55669523
They sent my this twice. Don't know what they want with this.

http://www.gearbest.com/razors/pp_379511.html

Chances of killing myself if I shave with this?

>>55669696
>not buying 2€ blades for Gillette Fusion ProGlide on GB

>>55669696
>razors
>from China

Enjoy your flayed flesh anon

vkworld discovery s2

3d screen (works without glasses)

>>55669696
using a shaving knife is completely different from a regular razor

first of all, it needs to be very sharp and you will have to maintain that yourself, if you buy some cheap knife from china the chances are that the blade will be bad at staying sharp and possibly also limited in how sharp it can be if the materials used are really bad.

shaving that way is more of a novelty and a peaceful ritual rather than just a daily routine, you shouldn't be waste it on poor quality knives like that.

>>55669756
>>55669758
>>55669876
I might buy it just for collecting.

I shaved once with my Opinel and it was quite a challenge.

>>55668990
Could I buy one of these and install arch/debian on it and use it as a server for whatever purpose?

>>55669992
I didn't even know shaving was considered a hobby to some people. It was always just another chore to me.

How do you avoid razor burn? I always get that nasty shit on my neck.

>>55670035
aftershave?

never had a problem with it before, then I joined the army and had to do a "skin clean" shave everyday and my skin got bad pretty quickly, being the cheap ass I am I just used the alcohol gel they put on the toilets and the problem was solved

>>55670035
wash your beard before shaving it.

after shaving do not wash out with water (especially cold water that could close the pores)

use peroxide of hydrogen as an aftershave, it's cheap as fuck and kills most of the microbes (it is used normally as a disinfectant for wounds)
it hurts like a lemon but I like it more

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Nazi Lego anybody?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/6pcs-SWAT-Police-Empire-Germany-Nazi-Fascist-Falcon-Commandos-Marine-Corps-RPG-Battlefield-Minifigures-Building-Blocks/32530558146.html

>>55670035

can be a relaxing ritual. I buy razor blades from the chinks for my safety razor. Money saved is used on nice shave soap and pre/post shave cremes

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What are some good fountain pens besides those on the wiki? Mine broke (it was a cheap one i got from a super market) and I was wandering if any of you have some personal reccomendation. The jinhao x750 does look pretty good, but I wanna hear your opinion.

Pic is the x750

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>>55670205

>>55670205

Pretty tempted to buy that but I dunno if would get stopped by customs. Tho I doubt they'd open a package if they scanned it and it's clearly lego.

>>55670205
I actually want this for some reason.

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>>55670205
JA MEIN FUHRER

>>55670205
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-144-Mini-Tank-Model-Toy-Cars-World-War-II-German-Military-Scene-Ornaments-World-of/32600173640.html

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>>55669193
._.

>>55669233
dropped in some /k/ and /out/ stuff m8

>>55670506
How the hell do you use it?
You just put it in their ass and breathe their shit?

>>55670528
The title alone is enough to confuse the shit out of you.

>>55670506
that's a lot of orders for something I don't even know how to use.

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>>55670528
>>55670567
Jesus christ you idiots, it's for huffing poppers as you fuck someone.

http://www.tht.org.uk/friday-monday/Drug-types/Poppers

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>>55669193
According to Ali, Hillary will be the next president

>>55664636
Disregard, it's from the MIUI app store.

>>55670612

found the fag

>>55670676
spotted the underage dumbshit virgin

>>55670612
Might as well inhale industry glue, enjoy your cancer, faggot.

>>55670205
Now THIS is my kind of buyfagging
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-35-Wonton-Soup-German/32491311201.html

>>55670691

I'm perfectly ok with my anal virginity

>>55670612
>TIL faggit

>>55670612
What's the anal part in the title for then?

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>>55670619
She looks like Frau Engel

>>55670750
You put it in their ass and then breathe it in.

>>55670750
Poppers relax your sphincter and make it easier to have rough anal sex. You'd strap it on, pop in a bottle in the lower compartment, start huffing hard then let Big Bubba plough your ass. Or make a girl wear it as you do her in the bum idk.

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What should I put on my 99 cent mousepad

>>55670816
make a /b/ thread. first post with dubs.

>>55670032
they have an ARM processor... if there's an ARM version of those OSs then yes

Gearbest has the Zuk Z2 for 270€. Anyone bought it?

Rock Zircons, Xiaomi Hybrids, or Capsules?

The wiki says the zircons are better than the capsules, but it doesn't mention the hybrids at all. I like the capsule's design best though. Mostly would be listening to oldies and old-sounding songs/

>>55671023
*heavy bass songs too

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>>55669486
Your Store is in the sorry

>>55665795
Where's the link(s) for this silky goodness?

>>55664743
I love the video. But, the links you left on your YouTube account of the video, link to watches that hae chink names on them, NOT Daniel Wellington. Do you have to tell them when you order, that you want the actual brand name on them? Also, more replica watch links and vids please! :)

Do you ever see chink products with reviews like 'I was given this product for free to give a fair and honest review, etc'?

>>55671171
if you go look at the review of the watches linked, there are pictures taken by people who received them, and you can clearly see they have the DW logo, and not the chink one...
they put another logo hoping their store doesn't get closed as fast as the others who sell replicas

>>55671195
Chinks rarely give anything for free, they don't care what gweilo thinks.

>>55671201
review on the product page on Aliexpress, of course

>>55671208
Loads of chink companies give away free shit to people on Amazon in return for 5 star reviews on their products

If you leave a bad review on a chink product on amazon then they blackmail you into removing the review

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So made my first purchase,
17track has the package en route at Shenzhen, so I'm going to assume it's travels through hong kong and then to Europe?
Any previous experiences with how long it might take to get here? I'm guessing 7-10 days probably

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>>55670205
chinks... chinks never change

>>55671195
the aliexpress app has a section where you can "win" a free product to review

>>55669756
I tried those blades. They are horrendous.

>>55671201
Oooh. Thanks. Now, who has a good line on fake luxury purses?

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Does anyone here have any experience with chinese mechanical keyboards?

I'm looking for a cheap mechanical keyboard, I'm used to rubberdome and my current one is dying, so I'm tempted to try a mechanical one. I was going for the RK-9000, but decided to ask /csg/ first

>>55671265
It's fairly random. Could take a week or a month.

>>55670612
>Poppers should never be swallowed as this can stop the heart and kill.
Casual note.

>>55671389
Ajazz AK33
Motospeed Inflictor
Lingyi Black Widow
Team Wolf ZHUQUE X05
Magicforce Smart

Take a look at all those on Ali/Gearbest and buy the one you like the look of best. They're all almost exactly the same. There's thousands of video reviews on each of them.

>>55668430
I read somewhere Pro also has a MediaShit CPU (grain of salt)

>>55671389
>>55671426
>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/
>search through the archive

This has been answered many, many times.

Attention chinkshit.xyz guy: I was on the randomizer for this: http://www.gearbest.com/mount-holder/pp_171739.html but the "open in a new tab" link it gave me was this: http://www.gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_117423.html

I sent that link to my fucking mom thinking it was for the camera lens, you motherfucker. Now she's mad at me.

>>55671432
Note 4 Pro has no rumors yet. We cant be sure for now

>>55671472
fucking underage

Just fuck your mom and get it over with

>>55671472
kekekekekkekek

>>55671472
RANDOMIZER'D

>>55671500
>you must be underage if you communicate with your parents at all

>>55670506
no one cared who I was until I put on the mask

>>55671472
Errr... I'll check. Anyone else?
Tell your mom she's beautiful, and that I like her just the way she is.

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>>55671533
bane ?
>http://www.gearbest.com/headsets/pp_288915.html

This may be a long shot but do chinks make fake mtg cards?

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>>55670205
Cheaper here, anon
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/6pcs-SWAT-Police-Empire-Germany-Nazi-Fascist-Falcon-Commandos-Marine-Corps-RPG-Battlefield-Minifigures-Building-Blocks/32528722882.html

>>55671426
I'll give it a search, the Black Widow seems to be pretty cheap

I know it's chink shit, but has anyone used those for a year or more? I wanna know how long would they last with everyday use

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Ooh, what do we have here?

>>55670612
More like as you get fucked in the ass. Poppers make your asshole dilate and it's easier for benis to go in.

>>55671656
Chink mechs are very very new, you'd struggle to find people using one for more than a year. Some anons here have Motospeed Inflictors for a few months with no problems.

>>55671643
>swat

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>>55671667
Got a couple things today. 17 days total in transit, honestly not terrible. Still need to go get my goodboy points, but all in all I'd say a successful first order.

First up: New phone case. I hated my old one, and this is much slimmer. ROCK makes some pretty solid products.

>>55671656
That's just the risk you take for buying a chink keyboard.

If you are not feeling lucky buy a non chink one.

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>>55671692
>>55671667
Next up:

A dock for my phone. The plastic is a little cheap, and honestly it's pretty light. I personally prefer a heavy stand, so I might open it up and weight it myself. All in all though, it's a lightning charging cable with a little bit of plastic attached to it, nothing too special.

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>>55671712
>>55671692
>>55671667
Lastly, two RGB strips, 5m each. I just put one up, and it works exactly how you'd expect it to. Unfortunately, it didn't come with it's own power adapter, but luckily I just had one laying around that fit the bill. They look pretty cozy in my room, and work just fine.

These three products cost me a little over $20. I have to say, pretty satisfied with my first chink purchase.

>>55671322
Is it shipped to america?

>>55671736
Let us know if the lights catch fire.

>>55671675
You also have to watch out for the fake mechanical keyboards which are rubber domes with some sort of gimmick that makes them sort of feel like a mech.

>>55671767
Metal dome keyboards tho.

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>>55671739

>>55671675
Makes sense

I'll probably do some research and wait a bit more, if Black Friday doesn't have a deal on cheaper keyboards like the TK or the RK-9000, I'll get a chink

>>55671710
I realize the risk, just asking to see if there are any long-term users over here

>>55671767
The Inflictor seems to be mechanical. It also has a pretty decent price, I'll keep my eyes on it

>>55671863
Memespeed owner here, comfy but noisy. You have been told a great truth today

Are the chink shit usb-c adapters reliable? I've heard that bad usb-c cables can fuck your phone up, does the same apply for adapters?

>>55671023
Hybrids

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Just order pic related, wanna get some cancer eye. Also some camera accesories to sell here.

The wait has begun

So i ordered a blietooth speaker from ebay and turns out the seller is a fraud and he is suspended, but fortunatly paypal have me covered

Also whats a good vr glass for a 6 inch phone?

Wooo!
My MemeDian 120GB arrived!
Just put it in my T410 and the speed... oh the speed... aaaaaarghghgh fuck 5400rpm HDDs

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When are you going to by a $50000 marble fountain anon?
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/shitpost/706540_32511907199.html

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>>55672066
Forgot pic

>>55672066
Is this your first SSD ever?

>>55672086
Nope, have a Samsung evo in my desktop, but for fuck's sake, 5400rpm HDDs in laptops are pure torture. It's the same shitty speed that was available 10 years ago. Even normal browsing was laggy.

>>55671760
when*

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>>55672066
>>55672086
>>55672083
Also, to accommodate the old HDD I pulled out, I ordered a cheap 2.5" HDD enclosure! Works fine.

I just killed a meme

>poor people general

>>55667938
I live in the USA, but keep getting redirected to Ali Express' Russian site: http://ru.aliexpress.com/ru_home.htm
WTF is going on in Chinktown?

>>55672141
You probably clicked on some RU link and Ali now thinks you're russian. Change your language.

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Chink shit.nguess what it be.

>>55672102
>>55672121
5400rpm HDDs aren't fast, but what you describe sounds like either a hardware issue or a stone old HDD.
Would you mind posting a short review about the enclosure? I bought a cheap Inatek from Amazon and it works, but it fails to copy large amounts of data at once, guess the controller is dog shit.

>>55672121
I am thinking of ordering that enclosure, can it power the hard drive over USB 2 as well? I have some old cases around that only work on USB 3, and some that work on both.

>>55672158

keyboard
stuffed animal
dildo

>>55672164
Works fine, but I can't test it properly because it's USB3 and I don't have a USB3 capable laptop or desktop around :\

>>55672171
Works fine on USB2

>>55672158
magic erasers.

>>55672158
A dragon dildo, lube for the dildo and a nice tiger pattern case for the dildo?

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>>55672182
>>55672189
First item

>>55672188
USB 2 is fine as long the controller dies while moving larger files or a list of files at once.

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>>55672204
12v psu with posts

>>55672217
Obligatory housefire comment.

>>55672137
>he trades most of the time in his life for money

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>>55672217
Next

>>55672215
OK, I'll do a test

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REEEEEE GAYBEAST WHERE ARE MY GOODBOY POINTS?!

Is buying a $20 mech keyboard off chink sites a safe bet?

>>55672070
my city has enough of those bullshit marvel statues already

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>>55672239
>>55672215
Here's the speed.
Copied 2 gigs of tons of files at once... no issues.

>>55672264
You sure it's mech? Link?

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>>55672238

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>>55671667
wei wei?

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>>55672291
Last

>>55672289
Very nice, thanks.

>>55672291
>>55672318

you a streamer fag?

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>>55672318
All
>>55672330
No, they are for video conferencing

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fuck i'm ordering that

>>55672354
ordered

>>55672289
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ducky-filco-ABS-104-double-color-Translucidus-Backlight-Keycaps-Key-Cap-For-Cherry-ISO-Mechanical-Keyboard/32616849610.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.11.qYSDZ4&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10055_10049_10017_405_404_10059_407_10058_10040,searchweb201603_8&btsid=b7ea9cf1-955e-40eb-b34d-06eb01676eb0

Does anyone have a fake USB rubber Ducky? Looking for basically a replica, and I can not find it, and dont want to throw that 44 dollar price tag unless I have to. Any Ideas?

>>55672289
>>55672401
Oh wait.. shit. Are these just the keys?

>>55672410
Now you get it. Yup. Just the keys.
ALMOST CHINK'D

>>55672410

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>>55670461
why is half the crowd saluting with their left hands

>>55669696
>>55669756
>not using a DE razor with personna platinum blades
if you want value for money, get that shit

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>>55672353

>>55671863
The Inflictor looks nice, too bad it comes with a rainbow backlight.

>>55672318
Why do you need four mics?

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>>55667938
>discord still in the op after it was voted to remove it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55668546

if you're still here, all android tv boxes are shit apart from the NVidia Shield TV.

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>>55672431
I'm new to this, just started using /csg/ yesterday.

>>55672443
Only the right crowd does, but don't ask me why.

http://www.gearbest.com/classic-toys/pp_367999.html

>ORANGE YELLOW
>ORANGE
>YELLOW

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>>55672559

>>55672559
>http://www.gearbest.com/classic-toys/pp_367999.html

isn't there a porn out with someone wearing this mask?

>>55672559
>Pros:
>Looks good, very life like and quick delivery
>Cons:
>Quite a large neck, probably life size.

Fat neck... kek

>>55671863
>>55672481
Oops my bad, you can actually choose the color.

damn i want one

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any Germans know how quickly stuff from Banggood usually ships when you order from the yurop warehouse?

>>55668017

Isn't it rule 34 senpai

>>55672496
Video conferencing. One per local person.

>>55672318
>>55672353
>>55672453
Link to the buy page?

>>55672640
Rule 63 is changing the gender.

>>55672648
Oh, then I understand.

>>55672445

I found that the Gilette Super7 platinum was the best for me, but they've been discontinued :(

>>55672655
http://m.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_193552.html
http://m.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_261806.html

Best shop to buy Mitus?

>>55668323
Bluboo Picasso for the father, a new bag, a 64GB shark and a pair of aviators!

Can the 20k Xiaomi charge ideapad laptops?

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ordered today. super excited. not sure if the xiaomi leather notebook was a good. saw some super nice leather bound notebooks at TK Maxx for around the same price which seemed nicer even. oh well, i'm sure the fountain pen savings are gonna outweigh that.

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>>55670401
yea the JinHao x750 is amazing, i got one the other day and am loving it

>>55670035

>Soak your face for a minute or more. Softens the hair.
>Use a pre shave cream to soften and prepare your skin
> Use a sharp double edged razor
> Lather - oils work best for me but make my face feel like a chippy. If you want to go full hog, badger hair brush and shaving soap.
> Use two passes - one with and one against the grain.
> Once done, use an after shave cream.
> Wash razor liberally to remove all the crap.
> Keep your razor in a cup of alcohol (metho or iso) to prevent dulling.

Are there any cheap (<$100) adjustable tables?
Would just need the legs.

Has anyone bought these generic flash drives on Gearbest? I just want to buy a handful of cheap, small drives for OS installation/rescue drives/small tasks.

http://www.gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_260106.html

>>55672719
Fasttech and Ali still have some rare mitus

>>55670997

Weirdly no....there isn't any decent reviews out for it yet either

If it wasn't for lack of NFC I would have bought one

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>>55670401
I only ever tried the Hero 616, but those are really nice, especially for the price. Buy a 10 pack for like $10, that way you're guaranteed to get at least 3-4 good ones.

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>>55672879
Forgot pic

>>55672860
Adjustable folding tables are fairly easy to find, but I haven't found anything actually decent for cheap. That might be enough if you only need the legs?
Incidentally, if you're searching for a sit/stand desk, I decided that the more economical option was to get a tall desk and a drafting chair.

>>55672951
Thanks for the tips, but those folding tables seems a bit weak to support all the shit on my desktop.
I was looking for a sit and stand desk so maybe a high desk and one of those chairs would be a good way. I already have a good office chair that I got for free though, so it would probably be an downgrade to get an drafting chair that is cheaper than a real sit and stand desk/legs.

>>55670401
>>55672840
>>55672904
>be left handed
>cant use fountain pens
>smear ink over the paper like poo on loo streets
kill me

Reminder that Kingdian costs about the same as OCZ/PNY/Sandisk

>>55673144
Oh really? You try finding a 120gb ssd by either of those brands for $29 shipped.

>>55673065
Yeah, I haven't found anything adjustable/sturdy enough to use as an actual sit/stand desk for less than $500, sadly.
My current setup is a tall table I got for $20, which is small but sufficient, and ikea's shittiest barstool. I'm looking at getting a properly comfortable drafting chair, and some sort of cable management basket to hang under the desk.

>>55673144
Keep dreaming faggot

I bought 3 of the 99cent gaming mouse now.
I don't need even 1 but I bought 3 just because they are so cheap.
The Chinks get me all the time with their cheap stuff.
Recently I bough 5 microphones because they were so cheap too.

only 2 left now btw
http://www.ebay.com/itm/121877814743
buy them before I decide that I take these two too to get 5 mice

>>55673431
We don't need 'em. Go ahead.

>>55672632
anything under 3 weeks are pure luck

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>>55673211
>I'm looking at getting a properly comfortable drafting chair
If money is short, check on facebook groups near you where you can give away stuff. I got mine from there, it's ~12 years old but is still nice and the new price for one is $750.

>some sort of cable management basket to hang under the desk
These are easy, I just got one of those baskets that you are supposed to have in your wardrobe and cut it to a good length. Pic related.

can someone post that list of reviewers on youtube? i watched a bunch on my phone but can't find them in history

>>55673431
Already bought one, thanks m8.

>>55672632
The EU warehouse is in the UK. I ordered there several times, if the item is on stock it usually takes 1-4 days until they ship it. Somehow the packages get shipped to Sweden first before they get sent to Germany. This can take 2-10 workdays. Usually it takes about a week (from the moment of the order) to get an item from the EU warehouse for me.

>>55673503
>The EU warehouse is in the UK.
hilarious given the UK is not in the EU

>>55673538
They still are

>>55673538
They will leave 2018/2019 according to the current Brexit schedule.

>>55673570
And yet they're already pussing out

>>55673076
bullshit im left handed and can use one without problems
>i hold in in a weird manner thought

How?

>>55673632
Yeah.

>>55673650
Why?

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>>55673465
Nice, I'll look into facebook groups - since I rarely use facebook I would only have thought to look on craigslist.
I did find a couple drafting chairs on Amazon around the $100 range that looked nice, though, and I'm willing to spend a bit - just not $750!

I like the look of pic related for cable management, but yeah I should really just DIY something. Your solution looks pretty good.

>>55673173
>>55673232
Not him and this only counts for Germany, but here you pay 34,19€ incl. shipping for a 120GB SanDisk SSD Plus.
A KingDian S280-120GB off GB costs 30.04€ with shipping, no tracking or insurance included. Since the value is above 22€ you'd have to pay 19% VAT, in total 35,75€.
This makes the KingDian 1,56€ more expensive than a SanDisk SSD Plus, additionally you have to wait more than twice the time at least and warranty is questionable.
I'd buy a KingDian if the price difference was more than 10€, but that isn't the case. Even if you consider the SanDisks price fluctuating between ca. 34-39€.

>>55673795
>Since the value is above 22€ you'd have to pay 19% VAT, in total 35,75€.
Never mind the Muslims, how can you live in that country? Jesus.

>>55673844
My country has 21% VAT, isn't it great?

>>55673864
VAT'ED

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>>55673793
The most I would spend at a computer chair would probably be like $100 too, so I'm really glad I got that for free. It's a pic related, but it has some more wear, e.g. the arm rest I fixed with gaffa tape.

Yeah, you don't really see the basket so I figured it would be good enough with the DIY solution.

>>55673844
>>55673864
25% here.

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>>55673844
19% VAT isn't much in the Jewropean Union. See here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union_value_added_tax
Fucking kikes man.. i tell you. Anons from Hungary have my sincerest condolences, that 27% VAT...

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How come Europeans are so stupid?

>>55667938
How can we be sure that the xyz site doesn't have affiliate links?

>>55668195
why not?

>>55673986
Just fucking look at the end of the URL idk

>>55673986
xyz anon here... if you find one, send it immediately to [email protected]. I check all submitted links for affiliate shit, none so far.

If you want to be sure, click on "open in new tab" and you can check the URL yourself.

>>55674069
Top lad

>>55673934
1. Humans are stupid.
2. Europeans are humans.
3. Therefore, Europeans are stupid.

It's simple deductive reasoning, Anon.

>>55673934
Is this the best bait fatburgers can come up with?
Talk about stupidity.... Topkek

>>55674159
Well, you ended clicking the bait

>>55672900
There are some italian review and it seems to be an ok phone for the price. The zuk ui is stopping me, anyway if I end up buying it I'll make sure to post a review.

>>55671570

This guy

I like this guy

>>55674259
>>55670997
http://www.oppomart.com/letv/max2/le-max-2.html

- 5.7-inch Quad HD 2K screen, 2560x1440 pixels
- 2.15GHz Qualcomm Snapdragon 820 processor
- 21 megapixel Sony Exmor RS IMX230 camera
- 4GB/6GB RAM, 64GB storage
- Support 4G FDD-LTE network

What's the catch? between this and the Zuk Z2 these are very affordable SD820 chinkphones.

>>55674259

Thanks senpai

I've already bought my Mi5 but I've got a mate who's looking at one to replace his N6

So I ordered something from Aliexpress and its telling me the time out will be on Sunday, I know I'm not gunna get the package as I spent the extra $5 for Epacket and they sent me tracking for registered airmail which I believe to be fake anyways.

Do I contact the seller and ask for a refund or open a dispute right away? The delivery refund thing says I should have it within 20 days or I get a refund and I ordered it on June 7th with 5 days of processing time.

>>55668511
>dual boot
for what?
>android on tablet when you alread have phone
for what?
>a device other than your phone that only able to handle mobile apps
for what?

>>55674477
Fuck off you retarded retard

>>55674528
for what?

>>55668511
Chiwi

>>55674528

so you're duel booting for shits and giggles?

>>55668511
Teclast Chuwi, Cube

Dual Boots are going away though, Win 10 tablets seem to be the future and some come with Android emulators

>>55674416
i will say that first talk to the seller, and you should have asked about the fake tracking number in the first week

>>55674681
>emulating android on a tablet

Does anyone have experience with these fake spyderco knives?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/i/32693725277.html

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My first chinky thingy arrived !

At first I thought something wrong with it's gut spilled out unlike the cover image, but after research that's how it's supposed to be.

Damn bullshot.

>>55675222
shudda bought a h101

>>55675222
How well does it work?

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what the FUCK is this shit? I get that it's a doll head but why did you have to put it on a steak?

>>55675297
So they could take a picture of it. It's a bluestock btw. No please kindly fuck off and just you autist virgin

>>55675297
>but why did you have to put it on a steak?

to attract hungry american customers ofcourse

>>55675222
How much was it? Review?

>>55675314
Gluestick fucking autist correct

>>55675314
Don't tell me you don't find this horrifying...

>>55675341
If you find that terrifying, then please do yourself a favor and don't go outside, don't turn the TV on, just kys while you are ahead(no pun intended)

>>55675341
No, i didn't came from plebbit.

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what did she mean by this? am i getting free ramen?

>>55675388
free sewage! better ask again is probably vicky cousin

>>55675245
>>55675324
>>55675255
I get it with the 9.99 flash sale, take more than a month to arrive.
Have to go to work right after open it, sorry, will give it a run and review after I come back home.

>>55670205
I actually got these (probably from a different seller), they're really quite good, not even mad.

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Are people just rediscovering AC mousepads? Been using one for two years and it's good, just got to wash it again soon

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got a ganzo in the mail today: Ganzo 3028

It's okay - most of the bits seem kinda useless to be honest and it's a little big (as you can see it doesn't fold into a nice rectangle). The pliers are good.

I bought it for camping since all I had was a 4" blade from amazon (super cheap too) and a swiss army knife.

I didn't want to pay $80+ for a real leatherman.

So I bought a sharkcard, and am waiting to get it. I got a tracking number, but it hasn't updated at all, how long does GB do this for?

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>>55674397
>3100mAh battery
>doesn't support mSD

It was doing so well too...

>>55675626
What is it with phones not supporting external storage? Such a shit trend.

I might post some stuff but here are three important questions i need answered before that: does it matter if I have some chinkshit from before this general? does it matter if it isn't all related to /g/? does it matter if it isn't chinkshit?

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>>55675592
Excellent taste senpai
I did just discover the AC thing and got pic related

>>55675654

yes

>>55675634
I want to say apple, but judging from the timeline of having a dedicated mSD slot --> having a TF card that has to go into the second SIM slot --> just doing away with the concept altogether tells me either their trying to promote the cloud, cut costs, cut size, or helping to push a standard to circumvent expansion of any form to force you to buy year-after-year (a la modern gaming consoles)

>>55675592
>just got to wash it again soon
That mousepad looks like it was in the "I need to wash it soon" state for quite a fucking while.

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> browsing ebay
> see this
> wut

>>55675734
I mean, I guess they could fit a shitty ADC and serial chip in there, and do the rest in the driver? It would make more sense if it was at least as big as those $2 USB sound cards though.

http://www.gearbest.com/headsets/pp_288915.html

DIGICare Bluetooth Bone Conduction Headphones Anti-pollution Mask - GRAY

this shit for real?

People legit gonna pay $80 and wear this?

>>55675734
>>55675761
wait what? I was about to write something about connectors but doesnt USB only have 1 data line?? I know sometimes HDMI to RCA connectors have a use but this just seems impossible,
please buy so we can all investigate

>>55675665
Ah, AC used to be really popular awhile back, might order another.
>>55675710
Lol it's getting old and has been washed a few times.

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>>55675824
Well... 2-3 weeks and we will see

>>55675824
An analog to digital converter (ADC) plus some kind of serialization chip would allow all 3 signals to be read with one data line. Essentially it would just send the 3 values in turn, over and over again. (plus some kind of indication of which is first)
So it is possible, but its functionality would be really heavily dependent on the quality of chink software (the device driver). Since composite video is fairly timing-sensitive, it's probably not the easiest driver to code.
Some kind of dedicated video chip in the adapter would make the driver much simpler, but I doubt there's room for anything like that in a USB plug.
Alternatively, the whole thing could be completely fake.

MANGOSTEEN ANON
did you have to pay a fee to alibaba for the transaction? how much was it? which shipping option did you select?

>>55673490
Dirty Reviews
Comfy Tech Reviews
Unbiased Tech Reviews

Awful Reviews changes the name of his channel so often now I don't know where to find him.

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>>55675916
they wouldnt be able to stick a ADC in a usb connector, it would be much bigger, there are things like easycaps, that take composite and turn it into a webcam type video. pic related.
you're most likely right as for it being fake. I just wonder about the internal wiring

>>55671736
why did you bu the more expensive siliconed ones? is it fuckin raining in your room?

>>55668323
I want a Mitu doll like this

>>55675904
>>55676076
I will disect and draw up a circuit diagram when it arrives

>>55676178
I want one with soft skin, removable clothes, and lifelike anatomy

AC mouse pads are a thing again? my first one has been ruined by some stains I can't wash off..

>>55676248
>AC mouse pads
huh?

>>55676477
arts,cow

>>55676477
110-240v heating element in a mouse pad?

>>55676477
美術牛

>>55676477
alternating current

they're heated mousepads

Does anyone know of a site where i can buy bulk standard spaghetti?

>>55676193
thank you very much anon
the world of bootleg chinky garbage is an interesting one

>>55676616
>implying chinks know what spaghetti is.
>implying they eat more than rice and dustballs

>>55676609
>heated mousepads

That's not a bad idea.
Something to keep my wrist warm during cold winter nights.

>>55676943
Only if they are titty mousepads

Looking for a micro-SD carry case for all my sharks (and a few monkeys). Recommendations? (lots of models on AliE).

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I should've talked about what I got on the Sunday when I arrived back in Hamilton.

RITECH VR headset: Cost of purchase: NZD$18.35 // http://www.gearbest.com/virtual-reality/pp_275152.html

It's quite alright, Come with a remote and magnet mount that fits perfectly to the headset. Make sure you check the ploarity of the magnet before you attach the magnet and metal piece to the remote, otherwise you'll have to rip it off and reapply it, which may ruin the controller. A simple cheap headset the does the job. Only issue is that there are holes in the headset in the bottom of my peripheral vision, which does break immersion, but does allow you to see and walk around without hitting stuff.

MIXZA Shark 64GB: Cost of purchase: NZD$17.89 // http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337822.html

What do you expect? It's a shark card, Good storage, good speed, good price. Verified good.

Xiaomi Pocket 10Ah Power Bank: Purchased for NZD$22.59 // http://www.gearbest.com/mobile-power-bank/pp_187685.html

FUCKING GODSEND. Coming upon saturday there were a series of pokemon go walk around various cities in New Zealand. I had brought a second battery, but I wanted a powerbank to make sure I would not run out of battery. Because I had sent this to Hamilton, and I walk I attended was in Tauranga, I couldn't get it, so I brought a literally Great Value powerbank for NZD$19, @ 4Ah. That was shit. It didn't charge the battery while in use, but discharged it slower. It only had 1A charging for phone and powerbank.

The Xiaomi bank does both 2.1A on either end, and has enough storage to charge my phone three times. Excellent! Weight isn't bad, and is a must purchase for a first csg user.

The order was made on June 18, and arrived 3 weeks later for zero cost. Pretty good, no complaints. Thanks csg for showing me all this cool shit at low cost.

>>55676678
chinks invented pasta you dumb burger

NEW THREAD

>>55677197
>>55677197
>>55677197
>>55677197
>>55677197

>>55673416
Dat tho