>there will never be an open source theme park called stallyworld

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> constantly updating rides
> occasionally decide to let one or two run without compiling or recent update, bc "muh efficiency"
> system crashes
> 50+ casualties as the merry-go-round accelerates to nuclear centrifuge speeds
> parts, pieces, and people go flying in every direction
> mutilated and dead bodies everywhere
> Stallman standing @ the entrance, tears running down face as he realizes he should've installed the patch even if it did take 3 hours to download (bc apparently both the park employees, machines, and the guests are using the same network)
> entire dev community in the shutter as the families of the slain try to sue them for their sins. (Park is protected by GNU and other commie rules where everyone who offers patches or any kind of work is now liable for repercussions)

Why bother when there's six flags?

>>55662586
How many different bistros are at this park?

>>55662705
Fug


Sudo apt - get singletear

>>55662721
Gentoo land where you have to build your own ride . Casualties are high .

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haha le richard stallman meme
upboated!!!!

>>55662803
Thanks

>>55662586

Someone post the webm wher RMS dances with the GNU mascot performer..

> Ubuntuville
> everything works fine, no lines, free food lots of fun

Would visit

>>55662721
There's a foot fungus farm