>tfw cleaning a smokers computer

>>55658103
In this scenario, we see how Assistant Stevessica, handles this situation.

>Are you a smoker?
Yes
>That'll be $20 extra (or $100-$150, dumb people don't know how hard it is, that's how geek squad works)

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>>55658170
I don't think you understand how bad this is

>>55658407
This is why as a contractor you have the right to deny service for any reason.

>>55658488
this
smoke residue which get trapped on objects (like the inside of a pc, or a game console) can be hazardous to your health.

is it really worth $20?

Enjoy lung cancer OP!

What happens to a smokers computer?

>>55658103
please tell me you are wearing a mouth/nose mask

Who the fuck smokes in their room?

Here in Aus its illegal to smoke inside an apartment and most share houses will not allow it (probably a lot of land lords too). You basically need to own your own home if you want to smoke durries indoors and thats a pretty tall order when the average price of a house in sydney is $1m.

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>>55658606
No, don't have one

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>>55658103
I did a reverse search of this image hoping to find out which episode of ATHF this was and found this picture.

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>>55658665
they are like $2 at the chemist

>>55658716
Gold. Reverse search was kinder to me, Its S02E20

>>55658756
I live in the middle of nowhere, and it's fucking 10 at night.

The client wants it by tomorrow

>>55658806
put a plastic bag over your head and just keep breathing, you may feel a bit light headed but just hold it on

>>55658783
Thanks, anon

>>55658806
Just have proper ventilation

>>55658756
Chemist? Sounds like you live in Camelot. Also they don't protect against smoke

>>55658847
Smoke residue

Where is camelot

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>>55658591
Nasty tar buildup basically. Combine that with the dust that you normally get and it becomes a caked-on, disgusting mess.

>>55658873
>tar

>>55658639
In America you have freedom
It's still disgusting but I wouldn't make it illegal

>>55658591
The same thing that happens to their lungs.

>>55658897
It's not tar?

>>55658639
>sydney
had a house in eastern sydney, was alrigjht, the rest of sydney is disgusting. Thank god i moved

>>55658965
Are you Australian?

>>55658873
Holy shit, is that what my lungs look like? Might be time to stop smoking

>>55658975
get a vape stick to help you quit desu

>>55658907
how do I defrag my lungs

>>55658975
No, they don't look like that, unless you have lung cancer, that's what a persons lungs look like if they have lung cancer, even if they don't smoke. - So pretty much every person living in shanghai

>>55658103
Most aren't nearly as disgusting as the computers of bird owners. Birds shed tons of greasy dander that covers everything.

>>55658982
Ive thought about doing that, but just moved to an area where smokes are around 4.75 a pack n having a hard time justifying the initial cost

>>55659073
an eGo AIO is pretty cheap

>>55658756

>chemist

Dis nigga live in world of warcraft or sumthin'?

>>55658898
I wish we had that freedom, I've always wanted to smoke in my room instead of battling the cold in winter for my dart break.

After seeing this thread though I might have to reconsider. Is thereany type of ventilation technolo/g/y that can minimise the damage to your computer? Something more effective than opening a window and turning a fan on?

>>55659119
Can I use the flavored juices with that?

>>55658488
... unless that smoker happens to be gay or Harambe, of course. Then it's an offense against federatumblr law.

>>55659144
Do you not call the chemist, the chemist?

Do you call it the pharmacy?

I usually call it the chemist or the pharmacy.

The chemist down the street is called Chemist warehouse, but that one is shit

>>55659163
Yes, works with any e-juice/liquid

>>55659248

Drugstore is American vernacular for pharmacy.

Chemist does seem odd. I mean, the dude ain't back there bonding organic compounds on demand.

>>55659291
I'll try it, thanks anon, might have saved me from kung cancer

>>55658898
>america
>freedom
I love this meme.

>>55658873
You're exaggerating, I just recently cleaned my 10 year old xbox 360, which has sat near my desk for 10 years and me smoking on average 10 fags a day. Other than the normal dust on the fans it's impecable, no tar or nicotine smears on the internals.

Though you do have a point cause my walls are slightly yellow now, but it's been years since I painted them.

I used to be a repair agent at Geeksquad. One client came in for a d+r and a cleaning.

> Compressed air can doesn't work. Take it to the install bay to use the air compressor.
> Air compressor doesn't work.
> Spends 30 mins ROLLING dust into a ball out of his heatsinks and case. Have to clean fans with my fingers. Surprised I didn't get finger cancer.
> Guy comes in to pick up unit and is pissed. Yells at counter agent saying I didn't do a good enough job. Mad I couldn't get in between EVERY slice of metal in his heatsink. It was like it was glued there.
> Gives us a horrible review and pretty much says worst cleaning north america. Another store 2 hours away did a better job.

Nigga. You gave me a computer with glue stuck in it. I am not going to poof you a new one. Go smoke a pack and die of lung cancer.

>>55659160
Create an elaborate system of ductwork and small fans to vent it out the window. Use a piece of plywood in the window to seal most of it.

>>55658898
if you're renting an apartment, you have to abide by the landowners rules.

>>55658756
Or a pharmacy, you fool.