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What did you guys do to Stallman?

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https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/emacs-devel/2016-07/msg00604.html

>Most people who see
the file name won't know it is a joke. With them, it will really encourage
the harmful "cloud" meme.
>"cloud" meme.
>meme.
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You do know memes are an actual concept, right?
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>>55657868
Yes. Not one that Stallman ever calls anything though.
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>>55657843

He's always been a raging autist, now he's just a raging autist who's got with the current culture of raging autists.
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>>55657843
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>>55657843
Kek
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>>55657939
In the context he said it he seems to be using the proper definition of the word, not the "internet culture" definition.

He is talking about corporations labeling their products as cloud and spreading the term around until it is a common term.
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>>55657843
>Richard Stallman might be lurking this board right now
>He could be any anon posting at this very moment
>He might even secretly be a /g/ regular
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>>55658666
doubt it, /g/ is non-free software
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>>55658666
inane comment
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>>55658640
That's a buzzword, retard. Fucking neo-/g/ I swear.
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>>55658759
It is a buzzword, and it is also a meme. It is a buzzword because it is a term used to sell things that has no defined meaning, and it is a meme because the term has spread around a culture and has gained wide usage.

The term “cloud computing” is a marketing buzzword with no clear meaning. It is used for a range of different activities whose only common characteristic is that they use the Internet for something beyond transmitting files. Thus, the term is a nexus of confusion. If you base your thinking on it, your thinking will be vague.

When thinking about or responding to a statement someone else has made using this term, the first step is to clarify the topic. Which kind of activity is the statement really about, and what is a good, clear term for that activity? Once the topic is clear, the discussion can head for a useful conclusion.

Curiously, Larry Ellison, a proprietary software developer, also noted the vacuity of the term “cloud computing.” He decided to use the term anyway because, as a proprietary software developer, he isn't motivated by the same ideals as we are.

One of the many meanings of “cloud computing” is storing your data in online services. That exposes you to surveillance.

Another meaning (which overlaps that but is not the same thing) is Software as a Service, which denies you control over your computing.

Another meaning is renting a remote physical server, or virtual server. These can be ok under certain circumstances.
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>>55658831
>>>/tumblr/
And stay there.
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>>55658857
What?
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>>55658831
https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid#CloudComputing
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This guy is is such a tard. I hope he dies soon, it will be for the best for GNU
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>>55659115
>https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid#CloudComputing

“PC”

>It's OK to use the abbreviation “PC” to refer to a certain kind of computer hardware, but please don't use it with the implication that the computer is running Microsoft Windows. If you install GNU/Linux on the same computer, it is still a PC.

>The term “WC” has been suggested for a computer running Windows

every time
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>>55659177
Stallman is quite funny.
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>Dr Richard Stallman
>Only has honorary doctorates.
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>>55659177
I like this one: https://www.gnu.org/prep/standards/standards.html#System-Portability

>If you do support Windows, please do not abbreviate it as “win”. In hacker terminology, calling something a “win” is a form of praise. You’re free to praise Microsoft Windows on your own if you want, but please don’t do this in GNU packages. Instead of abbreviating “Windows” to “win”, you can write it in full or abbreviate it to “woe” or “w”.
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>>55659155
Why is that?
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>>55657843
even though he's using the word right, I still feel like he's shitposting by using it at all, particularly now that the word "meme" has really entered the mainstream
also, he's still Stallman:
his arguments on word choices are almost entirely all "I don't like ___ so don't do that"

there's only a handful that are well argued (actually, going through the whole list, the only one I agree with is his avoidance of "BSD-style" for licenses)

>>55659177
>The term “WC” has been suggested for a computer running Windows
audible kek
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>>55657843
armin is dead
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>>55658360
What did he mean by this?
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Stallman probably masterbates to the thought of non free software since its like a forbidden fruit to him.
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>>55658695
he's okay with using non-free SERVICES, so long as the javascript running on his computer is free
he makes this distinction in his writings
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>>55659192
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>>55658666
Why would he keep it secret?
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>>55661903
Because it's inane.
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>>55658759
Wow you showed him my dude.
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>>55661923
The day everyone on /g/ died a little inside.
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Why is a man who is able to eat his own foot crust in a room full of people so concerned with freedom? He's already there.
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oh wow holy fuck
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>>55658695
You can use /g/ without using non-free javascript. Especially with 4chanx or clover.
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>>55660338
>4chan
>mainstream
No wonder there are so many mass shootings in the US. I hate you all.
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>>55662783
I'd rather eat his foot crust than be a living meme like all of you chan faggots. People like to throw around the term 'special snowflake' around here but you're all indistinguishable from the next chan nigger.
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>>55657843
>"Dr" Richard Stallman
Topcuck
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>>55664975
He's got at least 10 more doctorates than you, faggot.
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>>55665072
All honorary doctorates so really we have the same amount of real doctorates
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>>55665096
How many real doctors have _any_ honorary doctorates? Right. They wish they did.
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>I was going to suggest another name based on what the file does.
But I can't figure out what it does.

Lolwut.pl
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>>55657868
Memes are the dumbest thing Dawkins ever came up with and he has rightly been ridiculed for it
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>>55664929
4chan has been mainstream since 2008 it's not a secret club
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>>55665370
How can it be dumb when his concept of meme has become a meme itself?
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>>55665370
>rightly ridiculed for it
When? Where?
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>>55657843
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>>55665458
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>cloud meme
Stallman posts with us. It's been confirmed.

Stallman, please update your page on 4chan, at the very least update it to confirm that you lurk.
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>>55664803
You can't do this unless you buy a pass. I doubt you can buy a pass without non-free Javascript. Maybe if someone else had one for him.
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>>55667522
There is a non-javascript capcha and you can also use the old capcha which didn't need javascript if you use 4chanx.
Javascript isn't used on the newer versions of clover, either.
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>>55667662
if clover doesnt use JS then where is my clover cli port
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>>55657843
I'm not sure why, but I just can't stop laughing at this. Imagining Stallman typing "harmful "cloud" meme." Imagining his mind generating that output.
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What joke?
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I'm not Richard Stallman but if I were I would not be frequenting a web forum running on a proprietary backend.
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>Using modern terminology that people undestand is bad PR
>Using dated terminology for aging geeks is good PR

Everyone knows "cloud" means "a server somewhere else with your shit on it".

Also stallman doesn't program, he just watches over emacs and ensures that it remains unusable and retarded by default.
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>>55668819
>he just watches over emacs and ensures that it remains unusable and retarded by default.

Yeah. I'm so glad Stefan keeps him under control, or else Emacs would be prehistoric. Stallman doesn't even like package.el or Org Mode.
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>Dr Richard Stallman
This triggers me more than it should.
I'm working toward my phd while this memer calls himeself "doctor" over honorary degree from third world universities that just want their minute of fame everytime someone googles RMS educational background.
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>>55668906
Imagine what stallman would do if the standard key layout changed by two binds

>C-s saves
>C-x C-s searches

Autistic shitfit about how it makes emacs less free by confusing "legacy" users? Some rant about how emacs' key mnenomics are somehow logical for a lisp based editor and not the result of if being teco originally?

In teco most editing commands are one letter but file/buffer commands are two
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>>55659177
I don't get it.

I do agree with most of his lists. Like with Powerpoint, mp3 player, or Piracy.
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>>55669215
WC means toilet in many places.
He's suggesting that you call Windows Computers = toilets
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>>55657843
>To any NSA and FBI agents reading my email:
Stallman has completely lost it
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>>55669457
Well, I certainly hope he finds it.
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>>55658695
/g/ is free.
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>>55670323
No, it requires nonfree javascript to use by default.
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>>55657868
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NMYCAsVyZ3
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>He hasn't made anything relevant in years
>Thinks everything proprietary is a ploy by the Illuminati to steal your info
>Literally rejects any invites for "Netflix & Chill"
>Celebrated Steve Jobs death
>Wants every company or developer that wishes to make a profit via apps or some proprietary idea to fail
>He pretty much wants the tech world to be a communist state
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>>55670577
>He hasn't made anything relevant in years
He spreads the word of freedom.

>Thinks everything proprietary is a ploy by the Illuminati to steal your info
The point he makes is that if it is proprietary, there is no way to prove that it is not, so it is safest to assume the worst.

>Literally rejects any invites for "Netflix & Chill"
He does not want to encourage the use of digital handcuffs.

>Celebrated Steve Jobs death
Who wouldn't?

>Wants every company or developer that wishes to make a profit via apps or some proprietary idea to fail
Only if the program being sold is proprietary. I have purchased free software.

>He pretty much wants the tech world to be a communist state
What?
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>>55661879

This is amazing.
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>>55670826
>He spreads the word of freedom.

Anyone with too much free time can do that

>The point he makes is that if it is proprietary, there is no way to prove that it is not, so it is safest to assume the worst.

Oh man this video game doesn't fall into the FSF guidelines, I bet the chinese are using my PC to farm bitcoins

>He does not want to encourage the use of digital handcuffs.

How is netflix a digital handcuff? You get what you pay for, which is being able to select from an ample selection of movies to watch without any charges other than the monthly subscription.

>Who wouldn't?

People who respect him for it's work at Apple? Remember not everything they did was iPad Plus++ or iPhone rehashes

>Only if the program being sold is proprietary. I have purchased free software.

>Free software
>For sale

Doesn't compute.

>What?

Anyone can reach that conclusion after an afternoon browsing his website and reading all his statements
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>>55671014
Free as in freedom. Free software is often sold for a price. Red Hat sells their GNU/Linux distribution for money. Synergy sells their free software program for money.
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>>55671014
>Oh man this video game doesn't fall into the FSF guidelines, I bet the chinese are using my PC to farm bitcoins
I hate the FSF, but game developers in the past HAVE done some shady shit using DRM.
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>>55671230
I don't mean games with DRM but rather video games in general (Since they pretty much fall into proprietary software DRM or not).
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>>55670577
Just stoke me
>jokingly speaks about steve jobs' death
>debunks politically correct speeches on his blog
>sees everything in black or white or at least pretends he unironically does

>/g/ is too inane for him
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>>55667662
You don't need 4chanx to use the old captcha, you moron. It's in the settings.
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>>55669104
No, it would probably be about changing common keybinds for a 40 year editor.
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>>55667522
>You can't do this unless you buy a pass
entirely false
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>>55669104
>unironically wanting CUA keybindings in a text editor
I guess you also think that the arrow keys are a great way to move the point?
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>>55670323
gratis, not libre
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>Fell for the cloud meme
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>>55671930
What does your preferred keybinding scheme look like?
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>>55671975
the backend is libre.
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>>55658759
>Doesn't know what meme means
>Uses le maymay definition of animals with captchas and spongebob
>Calls others neo-/g/
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>>55667662
>you can also use the old capcha which didn't need javascript if you use 4chanx.
The v1 captcha needs you to allow scripts from Google, otherwise you won't get the picture of what you're supposed to type.
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>>55674677
There's a JavaScriptless captcha too
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>>55674805
I know that, I'm just saying that the v1 captcha doesn't work without scripts, even with 4chan X.
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>>55670927
He responds to all kinds of wacky E-Mails.
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>>55675788
>why would there be a bowling pin back stage at a speech
i'll never not laugh at this
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Meme magic
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>>55659232
as relevant as "Dr. Issac Newton"
retard.
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>>55662506
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>>55676556
Aaand the card
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>>55675788
My favorite
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>>55676578
>Lyra and Bon Bon.
CUTE!
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I think rms is just downright baffled by us.
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>>55677236
Just respond with this gif.
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>>55677236
>And why am I standing in the middle of the Hudson River?
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>>55676578
If done today, it would probably be full with makis.
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>>55677451
>>55677236
why am I laughing so hard at this?
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>>55676578
>sent from my ipod

fuck I lost it
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>>55677236
He actually can tell it's us a lot of the time.
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>>55678275
who the fuck else would be autistic enough to email him with inane comments
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>>55678296
Nobody.

I have no idea most of the things that have been sent to the guy. (Though I love that he responds to almost all of it)
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>>55678320
wow
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>>55678275
what was the message he wanted posted here?
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>>55678275
>>55678751
Bah, I was supposed to post that.

He hoped the colossal amount of interest in him here could be instead directed at FSF's projects.
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>>55671014
>>55671253
Iirc correctly he does view games as works of art and thus are not as harmful, as long as they are "pure" games and serve no actual use(education for example). Unethical they are nonetheless.
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http://www.securitronlinux.com/files/stallman.txt
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>>55678831
>quit bothering me with inane shit and do something worthwhile with your time
based
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>>55678953
>implying we ask him inane shit
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>>55678953
I can understand it too. /g/ sometimes makes him mad.
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>>55678977
>utena
>fucking good taste in anime
based
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>>55678977
>Stallman likes Utena
GNU/Based.
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I am not on vacation, but I am at the end of a long time delay. I am
located somewhere on Earth, but as far as responding to email is concerned,
I appear to be at the edge of the solar system.

After your message arrives at gnu.org, I will collect it in my next batch of
incoming mail, some time within the following 24 hours. I will spend much of
the following day reading that batch of mail and will come across your
message at some point. If I write a response immediately, it will go out in
the next outgoing batch--typically around 24 hours after I collected your
message, but occasionally sooner or later than that. Please expect a minimum
delay of between 24 and 48 hours in receiving a response to your mail to me.

If your message is hard to understand or responding takes real work,
the response could take longer.

So please wait 48 hours after sending a message before you resend it,
remind me about it, or ask if I have received it. If it has been less
than 48 hours, the absence of a response from me only means you have not
given me time to answer.

If you are having a conversation with me, please keep in mind that each
message you receive from me is a response to the mail you sent 24 to 48 hours
earlier, and when writing it, I probably had not yet downloaded your later
mail.
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Someone PLEASE ask him which one of those girls he likes the most.
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>>55673130
Take Emacs keybindings, change the help prefix to C-?, (mark-paragraph) to C-x C-h, and use C-h and M-h like reverse C-d and M-d. Also, make sure that control is bound to caps lock.
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>>55679118
His E-Mail is [email protected]
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>>55679019
>Adult who barely likes anime has good taste in anime

This isn't surprising

Good taste in anime these days is obtained by ignoring crap for kids and crap for otaku
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>>55678919
Are there more like this?
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>>55671930
>It's tooo mainstream normies reee
Anything is better than the legacy teco crap.

C-f/b/p/n makes the arrow keys look good.
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>>55679242
It took me a bit of time to get used to Emacs keybindings, but they are much comfier and effective than CUA crap.
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>>55660649
Really? Post if you have
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>>55679257
You're used to raping your hands so it's okay, huh?

jkl; forever.
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>>55657868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tIwYNioDL8
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One fateful night, Richard Matthew Stallman walked into a library. After making sure the library was using freedom-enabling software for its book database and renting system, he wandered around and sat beside a woman with a cute smile doing some browsing on her completely free Thinkpad with coreboot running gNewSense.
"I couldn't help but notice you seem to love freedom of software as much as I do, m'lady", he said after tipping the fedora he was currently wearing in her general direction.
As the young lady's eyes rose to see who was approaching her, her heart skipped a beat, and her face flushed with the cutest pink hue. The man of her dreams, an angel devoting his life to intellectual freedom, was descending upon her.
"M-M-Mister Stallman! What a great honor and a pleasure to meet-"
Richard interrupted her sternly: "Now now, you don't need to say all that, I was the one to approach you so there is no need for all those useless pleasantries."
The lady smiled shyly, realizing her obvious social faux-pas. As the reality of meeting Richard set in, she felt her whole body warm up, her heart beat go out of control, her hands felt sweaty, and there was that little wet feeling of her labia slipping and sliding against each other whenever her legs shifted. She was in love, she recognized instantly. How could she not be?
"Right. Please, Mister Stallman, join me as I spread the word of software freedom through my website."
"Please, call me Ritchie".

Stallman was also quickly swept away by the lady's adorable smile, gentle demeanour and passion for freedom. He had been nursing a semi ever since he first laid eyes on her, and when she clicked to send a well-worded, polite email asking a developer to consider licensing their software, his erection bumped the table and nearly sent the woman's laptop to its premature eradication.

"Alas, my dear, I'm afraid I can't stay here. Your lovely sight inspires in me songs and dances of freedom, and I must express them posthaste."
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>>55679991
The lady looked terribly disappointed, until she heard Richard continue speaking.

"That is why I implore you, my freedom-minded temptress, to follow me to my abode so that we may contemplate freedom together in privacy."

The lady slammed her laptop shut, rose abruptly from her seat and latched onto Ritchie's big, manly arm. Upon walking those few steps she realized her love juices were already staining her cherry blossom patterned panties. This gave her an idea for a "dance" to suggest her dear Ritchie when they reached his lair.

"I would love to, Ritchie! Please take me to your temple of liberty!"

They soon reached Richard's homestead. He was thrilled, and she was suffocating in her own heat, dizzy with admiration, passion and desire for this incredible man. They shared a lovely mediterranean-style meal, then sang and danced about the four essential freedoms of software until the dim light of the waning crescent moon forced the budding couple to light some lightly scented candles, extruded using factory equipment that runs on entirely free software.

"Ritchie, I would like to dedicate my body, my most precious parts as a woman, to freedom, and to you... Does that bother you?"

"W-Well... I can't say I'm as experienced in pleasing a woman as I am in writing software licenses... I'm afraid you wouldn't enjoy yourself much."

"No, Ritchie, that's not the point. I want YOU to enjoy it first and foremost". With this, she stripped off her clothes, revealing to him that she had been creaming her frocks for hours as thin strands of juices stretched down with her undies, breaking off and wetting her thighs.

"Your mere touch would make me a happy woman, Ritchie. I will show you how and we will document it together and publish it under the GNU Free Documentation License", she concluded.
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Richard M. Stallman was a man of action.

He laced up his leather gloves as he looked out the window of his ground-floor flat at the rising morning sun.
"Today is the day," he said to himself, lighting the first cigarette of the day, "Today's the day you motherfuckers die."
He exhaled a thick plume of acrid smoke and began to gently trace his fingertips over the 12-guage semi-automatic pump-action pistol-grip shotgun
and neat pile of fat red shells that lay out on his kitchen table.
He sat, poured a bowl of Cinnamin Toast Crush and ate.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the country, NSA Agent No. 655321 stirred artificial sweetener into his morning coffee.
"Ahh," he sighed with the relief of the first sip and watched the spiraling swirl of sugar dissolve.
He returned the carafe of coffee to the glow of the bonfire made of copies of the US Constitution,
and then he retired to the solitude of his grey cubicle to begin his day.
"Time to hunt down some of those radical extremists that use that illegal hacker pedophile operating system -- 'Leenox.'"
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>>55680025

Suddenly, the agent's computer exploded into a ball of fire.
"IT'S 'GNU/LINUX,' YOU JIVE-ASS MOTHAFUCKA!" Stallman roared as he reloaded his rifle.
The agent, stunned, scrambled on the floor -- who was this mysterious figure with the duster and cowboy hat?
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" the agent exclaimed, for the smoke had cleared and he could now see the mythical being that now stood before him,
"IT'S RICHARD FUCKING STALLMAN!!!"

All of the other agents in the building gasped -- it was him! RMS!! Here in their midst! All they had to now was spring their trap!
General Hayden appeared from his replica of the Starship Enterprise Control Deck, dressed in women's lingerie and cat-ears, and hissed,
"Let's get him, boys!"
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>>55680035
Stallman was prepared. He took out the first two agents with a series of windmill kicks, and the third with a direct punch to the groin.
Hayden wimpered, "He's winning!! Stop him already!" Stallman performed a series of flying spider kicks to debilitate the next few agents,
advancing, closing space with Hayden. "Don't let him get me, boys!!" Hayden whined. The final remaining agent, Hayden's lover/right hand man,
advanced on Stallman. RMS grabbed him and said, "Please consider whether your oath to defend the constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic, requires you to follow Snowden's lead." The agent ran in fear, leaving a trail of urine. He knew what he had done and was ashamed.

Suddenly Stallman was face-to-face with Hayden. "W-what are you going to do with me, Ritchie?" Hayden cried.
"Nothing," Stallman responded. "You've caused enough trouble already. Leave Freedom alone from now on."
Hayden collapsed onto the floor in a puddle of his own tears and urine, sobbing, whimpering and begging forgiveness.
"There there, Michael." Stallman patted him on the head, taking pity on the poor whelp.

RMS turned to walk away. As he walked for the door he heard Hayden cry out,
"That's it?! You think you can just win?? Just that easily?! HA! FUCK GNU!"
Staklman turned just in time and caught the arrow from Hayden's crossbow in his bare hands.
"I didn't want to have to do this, but you now leave me no choice," Stallman sighed.
"N-no! You can't!" Hayden screeched.
Stallman charged him, gripped him by the back of the neck like you would a cat, and flipped open Hayden's maintenance panel.
He turned the "ON / OFF" switch to "OFF", deactivating the evil android and forever securing peace for the world.

Stallman had won. Freedom was safe.
The dark figure walked into the sunset, towards where he was needed next, the tails of his duster flapping in the wind.
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>>55658666
Why would he?
I've seen nothing but inane comments on this website.
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>>55658666
He doesn't go on 4chan.

https://stallman.org/stallman-computing.html
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>>55680084
Oh wait, just realized all he said was he doesn't POST here.
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>>55658400
But it's a reddit shirt....
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>>55659155
Will it be better for me or for gnu? Checked btw
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>>55659177
Checked again, kinda makes me think if he has actually been taking the piss for all these years
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>>55658867
It's the new friend way of saying "I don't agree/understand your point"
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>>55681324
I see.
>>
>it's a /v/ don't know what a meme is episode
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>>55682117
silly memers
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>>55679991
>>55679997
>>55680025
>>55680035
>>55680044
I'm dying.
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>>55659155
I agree that RMS is a tard.
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>>55659177
>It's OK to use the abbreviation “PC” to refer to a certain kind of computer hardware, but please don't use it with the implication that the computer is running Microsoft Windows. If you install GNU/Linux on the same computer, it is still a PC.
I completely agree with this.

>WC
lol
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>>55658666
>(((Richard Stallman)))
nice trips tho
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>>55684364
>hey guys I'm an edgy teen who browses /pol/ on FOURCHAN!
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>>55684381
its called four chan not fourchan
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>>55680084
>I do not post on 4chan. I have nothing against it, and I have occasionally answered questions for interviews for 4chan, but any posting there that says it is by me is by an impostor.
Heh. I expected something worse.
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>>55684381
Kill yourself kike, stallman deserves the rope for spreading communism and being a degenerate.
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>>55680097
it's actually pretty reasonable for him to browse but not post considering he pretty much spends all his time on the computer running screen without X
he probably has whatever webpages he opens in links or lynx or whatever

posting on 4chan requires exposing yourself to nonfree javascript running locally
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>>55678296
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>>55684452
>I am nonimous never 4give never 4get 7/11.
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>>55684465
>My son's mother
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>>55684510
>Defending a man who eats gunk off his foot
Install windows faggot
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>internet meme are the only memes

kys fucktard
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>>55684610
Hello NSA
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>>55684882
Hello kike. (((stallman))) has contributed absolutely nothing to technology, he's a hack.
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>>55684760
I love you too, anon.

Also, what makes you think I though he was talking about an Internet meme™? I just noticed he is using the word like we do.

I am on GNU project mailing lists reasonably often, and that was a new one for me.
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>>55684895
Hello NSA
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>>55679016
>I have done your mother

Lost it so hard I fell from my chair
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>>55684939
hello (((anon)))

>>55679016
(((stallman))) is a pathetic loser.
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>>55658666
Don't make me interject.
>>
I went to lunch with some GNU fans, and was sitting down to eat some tteokpaekki (*), when a waitress set down six chopsticks right in front of me. It occurred to me that perhaps these were meant for three people, but it was more amusing to imagine that I was supposed to use all six. I did not know any way to do that, so I realized that if I could come up with a way, it would be a hack. I started thinking. After a few seconds I had an idea.

First I used my left hand to put three chopsticks into my right hand. That was not so hard, though I had to figure out where to put them so that I could control them individually. Then I used my right hand to put the other three chopsticks into my left hand. That was hard, since I had to keep the three chopsticks already in my right hand from falling out. After a couple of tries I got it done.

Then I had to figure out how to use the six chopsticks. That was harder. I did not manage well with the left hand, but I succeeded in manipulating all three in the right hand. After a couple of minutes of practice and adjustment, I managed to pick up a piece of food using three sticks converging on it from three different directions, and put it in my mouth.
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>>55662783
>Foot crust
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>>55684982
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>>55685020
>Butthurt libtard can't argue without posting shitty comic he found on encyclopedia dramatica
pottery
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>>55679016
>I have done your mother.
This thread just gets better.
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>>55685036
you have to go back to rebbid, pol'ster

this is not your hugbox
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>>55685238
>this is not your hugbox
Oh the irony, a (((stallman))) freetard calling anyone else wanting a hug box.
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>>55685008
So, what is tteokpaekki?
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>>55684465
Is that a Lain reference in the bottom right image?
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>>55685036
>>55685261
>be edgy
>be statist bootlicker
>be /pol/tard
>be encyclopedia dramatica user
>be botnet apologist
>be proprietary software fag
>be on /g/
kys
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>>55685360
This is an 18+ site, Come back in a few years when you've grown up.
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>>55685360
The sheer intensity of this image makes me laugh.
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concerning stallman
>won't use skype, it's non-free, muh spying
>just use a regular phonecall
am i the only one to see the retardation in this?
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>>55685360
that's right kys commie
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>>55684760
>kys
You might as well kill yourself and fuck off back to YouTube.
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