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Losing my virginity. 2016-07-15 06:04:00 Post No. 55583555
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So I was told about a year ago that if I install Arch GNU/+Linux and just type in "certain" commands in the CLI and make myself look like a badass that I would lose my virginity. So far no girl has question me or even looked at me or wanted to have sex with me. What am I doing wrong? Please tell me /g/. What is the secret?
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>>55583555
Are you doing it in public?
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>>55583555
Have you watched animes? Because its part of it. Yozu need to be looking like a weeb in order to get pussAy
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>>55583567
Yes.
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It heaps if you Jerk off all the time as well. If you smell like semen, the girls will not be able to resist
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>>55583555
Melvin?
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>>55583555
>> Type certains commands
>> I would lose my virginity
$ make love
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>>55583579
>K'D
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>>55583579
eat burning shit
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>>55583638
Sudo apt-get install brain penis hear-penislibext
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>>55583709
mksh: Sudo: not found
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sudo pacman -S love
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>>55583555hexdump -C /dev/sda1
Do this at Starbucks, and all the college chicks hyped up on caffeine from their mocha frappuccinos will be begging to suck your dick.
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>>55583638
make: *** No rule to make target 'love'. Stop.
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