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If cereal worked like internet and software
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2016-07-09 21:52:25
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You use 10 cereal boxes per month.
Post offers Unlimited Cereal, for the low price of 3$ per day.
General Mills offers a flat rate of 5$ per box.
Gives you a free dishwasher to replace your current one, which after the first year costs only 2$ per dish washed.
Kellogg's offers a subscription for 8 cereal boxes a month at 35$
Every box past 8 costs 12$
To break your contract with Kellogg's costs a 250$ fee. You must mail back the bowls you are renting.
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>>55496377
Kellogg's wants to weaken the power Food and Drug Administration in return for greater availability of their cereal.
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>>55496377
Kellogg's wants to merger with Mills for greater service; it's fine because they don't compete anyways.
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>>55496377
Unlimited Cereal is testing out a cap on the amount of cereal you can buy. If you exceed 2 boxes a month you'll need to pay an additional 10 dollars per box to help prevent scarcity. It's only fair.
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Chocolate cereal is not available in your region.
Having a friend ship chocolate cereal to you is a felony.
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>>55496377
>You use 10 cereal boxes per month.
what a fat fuck
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>>55496377
The release date for our new PB&J flavor cereal is 10th July and that hasn't changed, however, to keep that date only PB will be available at launch with J to be added in a future update.
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