/g/ humour thread?

No, these always turn into jewbook and /b/ -tier humor threads with the same shit post every time.

>>55453706
Well they will with that attitude!

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>>55453706

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>>55453759
no no no

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>>55453687
This sounds like a spiderman thread.

>>55453759
Shit meme is so overused I get angry not because of it but because people still force it. So fucking kill yourself

>>55453806
Keep this shit in /b/

>>55453744
Anon, haha. where did you find this one?!

>>55456209
Back to 9gag nigger
Summer started early this year

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>>55453687
> he doesn't understand board revisions

>>55456300
Oh the irony

>>55453806
Moar

>>55456309
>using big words you only slightly know the meaning of to appear smart
Kill yourself, you stupid fucking piece of shit.

>>55456654
he doesn't understand basic shit
>everyone else must be stupid.
You sound like a black person, blaming your problems on someone else

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>>55456693

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>>55456693
At least they start at 0...

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>>55456725
I wonder what happened to her after the lobotomy.

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>>55456762

>>55456654
Lol which of those were big words? Are you nigger or something?

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>>55456654
> He considers the words "revision", "board" and "understand" to be big words

Unless it's "he" or "doesn't" you're struggling with..?

>>55456693
>>55456714
what's wrong with these graphics anon? are you just shitting on apple for no reason?

that's not really special

a lot of very cheap electronics use narrow copper traces as a fuse

>>55453687
>Humuor
Fuck off commie
USA USA

>>55453687
Where did that resistor come from?

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>>55456828
They are a completely shit way to analyse anything

>>55456838
Agreed.

ctrl + f'd humor only to find broken spelling smfh

>>55456778
Oh god the autism

>>55456714
why'd they skip 2?

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>>55456863
>>55456848
>>55456828
>>55456778

>>55453759
summer here
What the fuck this?

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reposting from a recent thread because I haven't sorted the file yet

>>55456929
it changed colors

>>55456966
At least their random colour generators work then

>>55456848
>2x the performance
>performance over time
Ok anon, how would you analyze it then? Also, remember the goal of these keynotes is to make Apple and their products look good.

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>>55457011
Just put numbers without context and make graphs look nice to sell your product to gullible masses then :^D

>>55457040
There is context though. Have you heard of relative performance?

>>55456714
>pls upgrade to the new one

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>>55457054
Sure!
From 1 mph to 2mph there's a 100% increase in performance!
Traffic is moving at 60mph though. Good job with your 100% increase!

>>55457168
Jesus, are you that autistic?

What wrong with saying the next gen processors have double the performance compared to previous gen? The audience has used the apple current gen product - they will know what to expect.

Now... you can complain about whether that's true or not but you're just being a retard.

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Anybody here want the fuck out of this?

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Fuck expensive DACs and other garbage, I'm getting a SoundBlaster!

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>>55457297
>>55457220

>>55457236
Looks like shit.

>>55457236

hmm nice dildo

>>55457410
I think you've been abducted by ayy lmaos one too many times

Does anybody know the animation on Youtube about a neckbeard who tries to insult a macfag and ends up crying in his room?

>>55456778
That's not humour lad, it's gore

>>55457244
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55456828
>40x 0 = 0

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>>55456978

>>55457712
That's really stretching it anon. "iPhone" obviously starts at a value above 0 (obviously, 40x less than where iPhone 5s is).

Why grasp for straws when you're trying to shit on Apple products? If it's that hard to shit on them, it means they're good.

Sure, you *could've* brought up the high cost of ownership or muh games but you choose this shit that just proves you're a retard.

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>>55456821
MUTATION

>>55457851
how new are you?

>>55456725
>>55456796
Post moar TayTay

>>55453744
https://youtu.be/AYjCXjIeNJk?t=227

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>>55457898

>>55456654
>big words
/g/ - Technology, everyone!

>>55457443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVrQdz_x9hs

>>55458642
https://packages.gentoo.org/packages/games-engines/love

>>55457220
How do you know the next gen product actually has double the speed or performance? Those apple graphs are literally meaningless, they're not measuring any kind of units.

>>55458801
>run benchmark 1 on product 1-> takes 60 seconds
>run benchmark 1 on product 2 -> takes 30 seconds
We doubled our performance guys. Sure, they omit labels, axes, etc. but isn't that the Apple *philosophy* - take out what anyone can infer?

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>>55456680
never understood this one

>>55458957
Never heard of card crusher?

>>55458961
nuh uh

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>>55458972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKjctTWIsw

>>55456926
See >>55457244

>>55453687
>Doesn't understand that a small trace section on a larger trace would act as a fuse

>>55457625
the fuck is going on here?

>>55458957
which part?

>>55459503
when audiophile autsim strikes

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>>55453687
>expecting the softwareonly babbies of /g/ to get this

>>55453687
M A D
A
D

Nice hard-fuse. what's the fucking replacement of a fucking vein?

>>55459435
Yes, that is the joke, retard

>>55457625
Fuck.

That one with the guy crying while ridiculous music plays is 10/10

>>55459940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTRKFkE32XE

>>55459793
Haha, OP posted a picture as if it was funny and then tried to defend his not knowing that it actually works

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>tfw an AI said the truth about humanity

>>55459658
You just put a normal fuse on top of the blown trace :^)

>>55456680
NACK!

>>55460953
this needs a "what-is-he-listening-to" >>>/wsg/ thread. surely that'd be a gold mine.

>>55461556
OP here, the guy you replied to wasn't me, so nice job. And also if I didn't know how that fuse worked, why did you think I posted the image? If not that, what possible reason would I have to post that in a humour thread? Just admit that the joke went over your head.

>>55459503
They're really amazingly expensive headphones his friend owns and wanted him to review.

But they suck, they're shrill, loud, and it hurts.

>>55459608
I get it.

>>55462413
I mean, where is the actual specification of such fuse sempai?

>>55463261
Just start with the lowest ratad fuse and go up from there, when it doesn't blow anymore you got it. Easy.

>>55463332
Except you don't know if your device is malfunctioning so it might just blow all your fuses until you put one too big, and then some other part in the board blows.

>>55457031
Without any context people will just think it's a trashcan.
>inb4 "isn't it though?"

>>55459259
what

https://youtu.be/szA0I2ohaqE

If you poo outside a loo
Vishnu's gonna murder you
Designated streets might do
Pajeet get a clue

OOP is in your dreams
Throwing poo to the extreme
When you poo outside a loo
As exceptions do

Fate is cruel
She wants you not at all
The sweet fulfillment of
Another method call

Like a poo out of the blue
The compiler sees you through and through
Then there's poo outside the loo
A new pajeet replaces you

>>55463737
>/pol/ tier """""humor"""""
gtfo

>>55458961
NIGGA YOU MEAN ZOOMJAP

Holy shit the kids on this site now.

>>55463777
Isn't pajoots a /g/ meme though? That's why I made this.

>>55456896
90% are on Windows but the ones who aren't are sheep?
Just think about what you're saying Mr Sheep.

>>55457040
>sell your product to gullible masses
The gullible masses buy Windows. Because everyone buys Windows.

>>55465961
>sheep are measured by numbers
>not behavior

>>55453687
All the other crap aside, the most worrying thing in OP's pic is the solder joints surrounded by blue. These are dry joints due to solder crystallization caused by vibration.
The solder has "work hardened" and become brittle.
Intermittants! Intermittants everywhere!

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>>55466024
>implying I actually bought my copy of windows

>>55458642
>apt-get
Clearly animated by a butthurt macfag.

>>55453687
Well it is technically a fuse.

>>55466024
> People buy Windows because they see other buy Windows.
If it didn't come pre-installed in almost every computer nobody would be using it numbnuts.

>>55466214
>If it didn't come pre-installed in almost every computer nobody would be using it numbnuts.
Maybe.
But people do buy upgrades.

>>55458849
>>55457220
STOP MAKING SENSE! FUCK OFF WITH YOUR COMMON SENSE AND YOUR "LOGIC" AND STUFF! STOP BEING REASONABLE!

>>55453687
I the joke here that the trace crosses the fuse making it pointless?

>>55466908
no, the joke is that the trace is the fuse
i dont know why op thought /g/ would be able to figure that out though...

>>55463777
Why don't you gtfo back to pooistan, pajeet?

>>55462899
I deeply apologize that I do not find a fuse to be humorous

>>55459503
He is using headphones that are only $2000. It's what happens when your audio palette becomes to sophisticated. Everything else starts to sound like it's filtered through a paper bag.

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>>55457898
Tay was a master of sick burns.

>>55453687
It works, doesn't it?
How is it funny? It's even easy to replace, just solder a resistor or wire there if it burns through.

>>55459435
A fuse that only works once and can't be replaced

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>>55465961
Nobody on /g/ has Windows. It's gentoo all the way down

>>55453697
>life is just a gayme
>and mommy is paying for it

>>55453759
>Internet explorer
what a joke you are

>>55453744
LOL can i keep the picture? :^)

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OC, found this on local craigslist.

>>55456821
You know this is staged

>>55453687
kek I laffed

>>55457011
Because the actual benchmark and real world performance is different, they just sell their shit with easy made graphs.

>your 5 month old ishit is obsolite now! fuck you, see this one is twice as fast, buy it!

>>55468385
>>55468277

>>55469297
>can't be replaced
How do you think your local TV repair shop makes money dipshit

>>55468674
>that haxx'd Windows 7 Pro logon

All of my keks.

>>55469640
there are apps that do it for you, its literally the easiest thing.

>>55466814
>>55457220
>>55458849

Not sure if trolling, being an apple fanboy, or just being just dense. It's clearly about the graph, they could have just written "The A6x processor is twice as fast as the A5x processor." The problem is they're making a whole graph for something that you don't need a graph, aka being retarded.

>>55469654
I know,it's the Windows 7 Logon Background Changer. Google-fu told me.

>>55468385
well clearly you can solder a new fuse there.

>>55469788
Another problem is that when it fails it will be ugly as fuck, with sparks and charring in the PCB and shit

>>55469297
>Can't be replaced
>Clearly 2 pads in case of fuse failure

are you retarded?

>>55456796
I think some of these are just someone using the pic. theyre too human, or maybe it really is her but you cant tell

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>>55453759
Wow summer is harder than ever for /g/

>>55457236
Looks like a rexona bottle

>>55457236
I'm old enough to drive, so no.

>>55456929
CIA Niggers don't understand random numbers.
t. Terry Andrew 'My dad is Terry Edward Davis' Davis

>>55468674
>Western Union
Holy kek

>>55470247
shitty shop but where are they peeing? On their feet? I've never seen this kind of a contraption so I have no idea.

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tay posts incoming.
1/

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>>55456778
I died a little inside, please someone tell me this is sarcasm.

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>>55470989
>>55470999
Stop posting screenshots of your shit tweets you mongoloid.

>>55471005
>your tweets

Have you been living under a rock for the past few months?

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>>55470247
>implying the would use the loo