>tfw you work at apple

>tfw you work at AMD shilling your latest card
FTFY

>>55434383
>tfw work at MS Store
as a janitor

>>55434383

>working without a shirt

if I do that in my work I would be sued

How much do Apple programmers make in the US?

>>55435593
2 rupees per post.

>>55435593
150k starting

Really great job

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Writes and maintains one of the best compilers in the world.

>>55434383
what is the sauce on this clip? like some documentary about some slimy internet cafe in india?

i like that theyre smoking at least +1 apple engineers

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>>55435624
this desu senpai

Actual Apple employee here. All iOS devices are pure shit unless you jailbreak them. All Android devices are somehow shit unless you're using a Nexus or running a custom ROM. OSX is the worst. If you need it for programming then buy a used mac or make a hackintosh. Macs just a terrible OS slapped into decent but overpriced hardware. There you go faggots.

Also this is a daily reminder that if you're using Windows outside of a VM or you play video games you need to fucking kill yourself.