Uptime thread?

is this the new desktop thread

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>>55430379

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OP you need to turn your computer off for at least an hour or at least reset it.

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558 days, are you envious?

>>55430717
hi jordan

>>55430717
I've seen uptimes in years on CentOS servers before. Red Hat knows their shit.

1 hour and 16 minutes

>>55430717
Opera meme

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>>55430707
You know the uptime of your network connection isn't necessarily your uptime right? If you disable/re-enable your network it will reset that timer.

If you're on a modern Windows you can look in the CPU section of the Performance tab in the task manager to find your uptime.

Else, you can have some luck running

systeminfo

in your command prompt. It will list what time your machine booted. A third way is to look in the Event Viewer and look for Event ID 100 - that'll tell you when you booted.

>>55430707
And why is that?

>>55430753
All browser are a meme

However, Opera is a lightweight and built-in adblock meme.

>>55430717
no
>>55430760
because even machines need rest

>>55430379
What's uptime?

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There were thunder storms and the power went out a few weeks ago

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>>55430755

>>55430379
these threads are stupid. you can fake uptime, so there is no point.

>>55430808
No anon, She works tirelessly for my amusement.

>>55430846
Long enough your UPS couldn't even make it? Yikes, in my area they get people on that shit fast.

2.5 hours. I don't really have a reason to keep my computer on when asleep so I power it off.

All computers are just carefully organized sand.

>>55430802
Interesting. Arc theme seems to be getting very popular as of late. How's Zenial so far?

>>55430909
Um there's lots of plastic and metal too.

Holy shit, just tried SSH for the first time and this shit is fucking wonderful.
Does windows has something like this?

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>>55430717
damn, my personal record is only 24 days

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Not the best, but still pretty good.

>>55431202
Yes, it has ssh. Windows literally includes Ubuntu now or you could get some other build of it.

Windows also includes terminal services/remote desktop which is great or you could just use a VNC server or NX server or something since it doesn't have a whole lot of commandline shit unless you install Ubuntu in it (and no the Ubuntu does not interface directly with Windows processes, though it can access your Windows files)

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I fucking hate rolling updates on routers and AP's
My first AP holds the record but i'm upgrading it tomorow so it's gonna be gone.

>>55430899
My UPS??

>>55431867
What the actual fuck.

>>55431867
How outdated is that machine?

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>>55430379
Plebs everywhere

>>55431925
Linux hostname 3.2.0-4-amd64 #1 SMP Debian 3.2.60-1+deb7u1 x86_64 GNU/Linux