Why is 1982 technology like smart watches considered modern?

What's the most modern tech today

>>55370521
aneros

emacs based teledildonics

>>55370261
that's not a smartwatch

when i can fpv a drone using a smartwatch then i'm gonna terrorize people at the beach

>>55370542
>teledildonics
that's a real word. what the hell

>>55371133
well fuck, I just googled it too

>>55370261
That's a media watch, anon.

Also it's modern because we actually have the technology now to do it at a practical* level.

>*under practical I don't mean smart watches btw

>>55372928
>>55371133
>>55370542
lmao, it's real

>>55370261
It's an amazing little watch. Even used live in James Bond Octopussy.

https://youtu.be/NFo1S8tsaw0?t=2m30s

>>55370261
Because its not '82 technology, its just '82 base concept
its like saying why are computers considered modern when we've had them for years. Or phones even. Its because they've gotten better.

>>55374902

That scene is ridiculous and will reinforce the pajeet meme.

>>55377385
True, but she has some nice titties.