/csg/ Chink Shit General

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Anyone having experience buying GPUs from chiner?

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Can anyone recommend me a nice looking micro usb cable? Looking for a small one (like 5-10cm) to use with my power bank. Fun gimmicks like braided cable/magnetic things are welcome. This one looks pretty neat, anyone got anything else?
http://www.gearbest.com/cables-adapter/pp_154266.html

>>55355236
pls dont

>>55355236
I can't imagine they'd be any good. Buy one anyway, I want to see.

>>55355242
Make your own. That's the best gimmick.

>>55355242
Magnetic cables are total shit, don't. The pins in USB A male protrude out of the plug making it too big.

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>>55355245

>>55355236
They're all lower end cards relabelled to higher end ones. No exceptions.

tried making a thread on biz a few months ago with slightly better results (2-3 anons discussing what's good for resale 1-2 anons from here) but most discussion seemed to be them bumping so it didn't die

>>55355194
You forgot to link to previous thread again

>>55355242
This one looks kinda cool
www.aliexpress.com/item/1/32580610378.html

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>>55355242
I've had nothing but bad experiences with Chinese USB cables, would avoid.

Anyway, Pic-related arrived this morning.

>orange rubber condom for powerbank
>Xiaomi meme-light
>Xiaomi meme-button
>grey case for Chink tablet. Hibook fits in snugly.
>grey case for mouse/powerbank

I saved the best for last. A solar powered minicar. I haven't seen it move yet might try outside later.

>>55355242
>micro usb cable

enjoy the house fire!

>>55355284
To be fair, all the news posts link to previous thread... so it's not a big deal

>>55355303
Yeah, break your port off within 15 minutes!

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>>55355323
>life is beautiful, don't be disappointed

>>55355323
Open case, get money back, keep the phone.

>>55355194
>/csg/ Chinese Shopping General

You again??

LEAVE THREAD

>>55355320
Not him but is usb-c any more rigid?

I've had 4 micro ports break on me, it pulls the tracings off the board, mini didn't have this problem. God damn "muh thin devices".

>discord

>>55355352
>>55355342

>>55355356
Yes, USB C is rated for 1000 insertions while Micro B is rated just for 100.

>>55355352
There's some retard that wants us to remove the "chink slur" and a couple days ago made a thread called that.

>>55355356
Bare in mind that both are just little pieces of metal soldered onto a PCB, definitely not designed to lift weight of a phone, leave alone stand force of a phone acting as a lever, trying to rip your port off the motherboard with PCB traces.

>>55355352
did you try to flash different rom.

There are micro USB cables that can be plugged in, no matter which side is up.


Search for micro USB reversible and you should find them. Pretty cool, Linustechtips shilled them once.

>>55355303
>THE PLUG WILL BE DESTROYED!!!

>>55355411
no joke.

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>>55355399
Most ports have through hole connections just to keep it rigid. Micro gets the shitty surface mount connections. I'm convinced they do this just so that they'll break and you'll buy another one. Same with laptop fans not being easily accessible. I've also thought about having the port rigid with a through hole connection then actual wires from the port to the surface so that they'd be a little more forgiving.

Don't try and charge your phone like that stupid bendy cable, I don't care what connection it is.

>>55355308
Do you live at a refugee center?

>>55355352
Have you tried a different charger and outlet?

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>>55355438
TL;DR: Micro usb was a mistake.

>>55355438
The big ports do, but it's a whole different case with small ports like micro b or type c. And, whichever the case, replacing a port in a phone will be a pain in the gut.

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>>55355476
Tell me about it, the port in my phone is fucked unless you hold it a certain way. But it's waterproof so I don't know which one I want fucked, the usb port of the waterproofing once I take it apart. Luckily enough sony added straight + - charging terminals on the side of the phone.

>>55355501
Don't be a fool, get a full refund.

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>>55355323
>Life is beautiful, don't be disappointed.

>>55355517
I've taken some Xperia Z3 phones, just replace the o-ring with new one after removing the glass backing and you will be golden. Also, buy new glass back with NFC antenna, it's glued onto it.

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My package from a month ago on gearbest finally came in! Gitup2 camera with a mic and stand and a shark to fill its stomach!

>>55355439
Different anon,
Why would you think that?

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Well, here goes nothing.

I've been buying using paypal while havin 0 bucks on my pp account (taking cash directly from bank account). If I have let's say 10 bucks on pp account now and the item costs 9 on gearbest does their system take cash from pp account leaving me with 1 dollar on pp account?

>>55355548
>with skeleton
2spooky

>>55355548
I'd be in jail if ordered that to my country

>>55355548
Illegal in Australia, Canada, UK and other countries

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>>55355548
Post customs letter

>There'll be a van arriving, either one with a parcel or one to take you away

>>55355548
just buy a real slave for this kind of money.

>>55355560
>>55355562
>>55355567
>>55355575
I live in the US, should be no problem. I have a friend who ordered a doll from this person and recommended them.

>>55355548
>Package arrives
>Instead of item there's a note from the FBI courtesy of U.S. customs
>Sex offender registration form stapled to note
>Ankle Bracelet Tracker in small box under note

>>55355586
You people have real friends?

>>55355548
That thing is going to be much smaller than it looks

It won't also fit western penises so you might want to reconsider on that alone

>>55355588
Dolls aren't people.
>>55355597
I only have 1.

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Anyone know where I could buy pic related relatively cheap? needs to have a stand like in the pic and ability to rotate.

I checked on amazon and that shit is 190 USD, so yeah, no.

checked the most basic chink websites like gearbest and banggood but didn't get what i was looking for.

Anyway, anyone got any suggestions or something?

Thanks

>>55355600
If there's a will there's a way

>>55355608
That shit is way too big to ship from china. Your best bet is ikea

>>55355600
If he had a regular size penis then he wouldn't be ordering it :carat nose)

>>55355608
Probably too expensive to ship, you're better of checking office supplies shop/website.

>>55355614
dude ikea is expensive as fuck.

>>55355439
Why would you think that anon? I live in a nice country house.

>>55355629
Then get some bits of wood, some casters and a white sheet of plastic and make one.

>>55355603
I see, interesting

>>55355638
true that. might actually do it, fuck it.

thanks anyways.

>>55355633
The bed looks like a cheap gym mattress

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>>55355630
t-thank you.

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>>55355656
That's the kitchen table you mongoloid top-fucking-kek

>>55355722
I mistook the chink shit package in the top left corner of the picture for a very dinky pillow

What are some /csg/ approved phones?

My S4 is dying and I don't want to spend a billion dollars on a V10 or S7. I mostly use my phone for browsing and manga so gaming or synthetic benchmarks don't matter to me as long as the phone doesn't feel like its from the ICS era.

Oukitel k6000 pro, Redmi Note 3, Huawei Honor 5c, Leagoo shark 1, Ulephone power?

I like the Meixu MX4 pro for the 16:10 aspect ratio but it doesn't have an sd card slot.

>>55355790
Just go with the tried and true RMN3P 3GB

>>55355790
LeTV (LeEco) Le 1s

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>chink life advice

http://www.gearbest.com/hammock-and-sleeping-bags/pp_361567.html

Hey goys,

currently try to flash openwert on my zsun.
but it returns:
{"status":"0"}

if i try tto connect it with:
http://10.168.168.1:8080/goform/Setcardworkmode?workmode=0

wat do?

>>55355833
>you need to take a rest

I imagine they were going for something like 'you deserve to take some time off' or similarly comfy/pampering sentences, but that's just hilarious.

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>>55355833
Now I want to relax in the nature with some chinks

>>55355308

I'm on the edge of ordering the Chuwi Hibook how do you rate it anon?

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got a watch
http://www.seagullwatchstore.com/New-GT-FQ-M002-Automatic-Wrist-Rider-Watch-p/gtfq-m002-arabic-silver-white.htm

its a chinese homage/copy of the nomos kind of watches

>>55355881
are those slav chinks?

>>55355895
>paying 100 bucks for a chinese copy

>>55355932
i hope you know where you are

>>55355957
100 bucks dude
This is chinkshit general, not chink expensive shit general

>>55355975
>100 bucks dude
tell that to all the red meme pro posters

>>55355932
>paying several thousand dollars more so that you can brag about it on an origami trading forum

>>55355994
It's incredibly cheap for what it is, a 100 bucks watch isn't

>>55356001
I'd rather get a chink one for 15 bucks actually

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>>55355895
>>55355932
>>55355957
>>55355975
>>55355994
>>55356001
>>55356009
>>55356029
not gonna reply to anymore of these but in case anyone is interested
the other version is called rodina
http://www.seagullwatchstore.com/Classic-Rodina-Automatic-Wrist-Bauhaus-Watch-p/r005-arabic-white-dial.htm

also a blank version available from good stuffs
http://www.good-stuffs.com/Blank-Rodina-automatic-wrist-watch-5th-anniversary-OEM-by-Sea-Gull-_p_236.html

seagullwatchstore.com has better quality ones. I suppose most noticeable difference is that the face is silvery white/slightly shiny for seagull. the goodstuffs ones are paper white/non shiny

>>55355895
One word: rotflol

>>55355994
You get your money worth with the phone. The watch? It shows time.

>>55356099
Nobody is interested desu.

>>55356099
>not gonna reply to anymore of these
rude

>>55356125
fuck off dude cant handle someone spending 100$, seriously.
and rotflol ???

>>55356154
Admit it, you made a huge drunk mistake and now you are obligated to shill your purchases in accordance to /g/ laws.

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I have a 32GB microsd card (Sandisk) currently working fine in a Galaxy Note 2 (Fat32). How come the Redmi 3 sees it but can't see inside it or let me write to it?

>>55356154
Just post in a watch thread.
It's not chinky enough.

>>55356171
Im not the annon whit the watch but 100$ for a good watch is cheep.

>>55356180
C H I N K E D

>>55356154
spending 100$ on a fucking watch*

>>55356199
$100 for a good watch is a waste of money in /csg/

peep this, thoughts?
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_145281.html

>>55356220
You can buy a hundred fake terrorist watches for that. It tells the time too.

>>55356325
90's/early 00's as fuck

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What would be the cheapest "mini PC" device that i could slap Linux on? I want to make a seedbox.

The raspi is $36 on gaybeast, i think the $20 orange pi would be an option too but i've heard it doesn't have any support.

>>55355821
Is this Verizon-compatible? Only Verizon has service at both my house and my office, for whatever reason.

>>55356434
hacked zsun wifi sd card reader

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best chick smartwatch?

>>55356434
CHIP is 9$
(but has no free shipping)

>>55356368

Don't get a pebble. Get a King Wear!

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8gb sharks for gifting purposes came today

>>55356480
Just get a name brand, not worth it IMO.
But if you really want a chink watch, get an U8 for 5$ and keep your expectation low.

>>55356537
8gb?
do you hate them?

>>55356537
They even make sub-16GB cards anymore?

>>55356574
does a kid need more than 8gb? i think not

>>55356453
How am i supposed to mount a torrent client with that

>>55356518
Oh right thanks, i forgot that thing even existed.

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>>55356480
>>55356568

So today there is interest. Let's try this again.

Got no responses previously, so let's try this again. Chink smart watch FAQ:

Has anyone ordered smart watches?

My understanding is, and please correct me if I am wrong, that there are probably a couple of manufacturers with their own brands. I have only looked at the following:

King Wear (http://kingwear.manufacturer.globalsources.com/)

They produce models like GT08, GT88, KW18, others...
And their top of the line model will be coming out soon: KW88

The technology in these are the Mediatek MT???? type chips. The screen resolutions change from nothing (just a sensor) to 400x400. A 480x480 screen has been advertised, but has not been used in a final product yet.

This wiki page hardly lists any smartwatches:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_devices_using_Mediatek_SoCs

Also things to look for are whether they work on their own as a phone with a SIM card, do they take a microSD card (and what maximum size), and do they have an builtin camera. GPS is also included in some.

Can someone find the official source for King Wears, for example, on aliexpress?

What other things are there to look out for when buying a smartwatch?

iOS has very little support from the cheaper watches. Functionality may be partial in some models.

The BT Notification app is apparently a mess, there are multiple versions, and some work with some models but not with others.

There are a bunch of other manufacturers listed (http://www.globalsources.com/manufacturers/Smart-Watch.html), but is there like a guide for this stuff, or can someone add some info?

>>55356655
https://wiki.hackerspace.pl/projects:zsun-wifi-card-reader

>>55356657

A list of smart watch makers (not the standard ones that are talked about everywhere), that have their own websites:

zgpax, http://www.zgpax.com/
fantime, http://www.szfantime.com/
flylinktech, http://www.flylinktech.com/en/index.aspx
podoor, http://www.szpodoor.com/en
ordro, http://www.ordro.org/ (offline)
ken xin da, http://www.kenxinda.com/
finow (finowatch), http://finowatch.com/
Oukitel, No.1, Q10, K5, etc.?

>>55356099
Rodina anon, the person attacking you is just a spergmaster general who thinks watches are pointless unless they're smart watches. Don't worry about it, you did good. That Rodina is recommended on /wt/ and /fa/ for a reason.

>>55356657
Chink smartwatches are shit and a waste of money.
You want a good smartwatch for cheap? Look into LG G Watch, LG Urbane, Sony Smartwatch 3 or Moto 360 locally.

>>55356675
I don't know what you are talking about, but please keep enjoying your jerk circle, anon.

>>55356609
But 128 GB is the best deal ;)

>>55356518
Raspi Zero, OrangePi zero? They are quite small. There is also that Intel tiny small dinky with wifi

"decent" speeds USB 2 flash drives?

I want it to have it as a slitaz boot for some old shitposting machine withouth HDD

>>55356688

You're not wrong. But I guess the point is that they all use the same components. So technically, you might find the same product as one of the expensive brands, but for a lot cheaper. The only problem is that the software is actually shit.

But let's say I only want notifications on my wrist. Then it doesn't require a lot from the software either. As long as it works.

Also remember this is /csg/.

>>55356754
An USB 3 drive in USB 2 slot.
Again, buy locally, not from chinks. Wouldn't trust their flash drives as far as I can throw them.

>>55356737
>Raspi Zero
good luck getting one
plus shit for a seedbox since it doesn't even have ethernet on board
>OrangePi zero
That exists?
>Intel tiny small dinky with wifi
He asked for cheapest not smallest

>>55356766
you could throw a flash drive pretty far desu

>>55356765
Yes, but sometimes chink option is the worse option.

Wile technically components can be the same, they most likely are not. And the software is kinda guaranteed to be total crap, along with some other problems like build quality or Bluetooth range.

Also, LG G Watch is funny cheap now, like 20$ a pop.

>>55356779
As for cheapest, maybe Wyse Sx0? It's a cheap ass thin client, has Ethernet on board. Costs around 1$ in bulk, 2-3$ if you buy one. AMD Geode 330MHz on board and DDR SODIMM RAM.

>seedbox

just use ratiofaker, you nerds

>>55356815
>2-3$
What?
Those things cost like a hundred bucks

>phone has sim tray
>tray holds either 2 sims or 1 sim+1 micro sd
>insert new shark into phone
>close tray
>tray no longer ejects
i think i got chinked

>>55356796

Fair.

But look at this video for an example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hCR4qH-Om0

It kind of works... would it be enough. I don't know, I don't have one.

>>55356851
>not seeding 3TB of anime

>>55356851
nah i want my flacs

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>>55356766
Here, a 2€ 16GB drive
Why fuck am I going to waste money

>>55356894
And what's the point of that?

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Just found the Xiaomi Mi Smart fan and its already out of stock.

http://www.gearbest.com/living-appliances/pp_391577.html

>>55356915
So your NEET friends can enjoy the same shows as you do.

>>55356915
spreading chinese cartoons and turning the white men into sissies who will readily give us all their 5 star ratings

/csg/, do you have any recommendation for a good bluetooth headphone ?
I'm talking parrot zik level of good : excellent sound, excellent build quality, at least OK look (no gayming shit, no portable ledshow)

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Reminder

>>55356922
>$50 for a fan
Xiaomi is literally the Apple of chink shit.

Is there any chink shit midi controller?

>>55357010
C E N S O R I N G
Y O U R
F I N G E R S

can we stop using the c word
it's making me uncomfortable, if you want to be racist go back to /pol/ with the rest of your trump supporting g*merg*te buddies

>>55357010
fuck off

>>55357054
can't risk getting doxed through your finger prints, mate

>>55357063
go away you cucked chink cunt

>>55357036
second this

>>55356867
Not if you buy used.
I have 20 laying in my room, waiting for me to get onto the cluster project.

>>55357101
It's our of focus anyway. Aint nobody gonna FFT that image just to get your fingerprints

I'm looking for a cheap mechanical keyboard that I saw on this board once, can't find it anymore. It was white, pretty sure it started with a Q, definitely a chinese brand, something like $50? Hopefully one of you recognize what I'm talking about

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8% off
FBGBES

>>55357362
Is it the MOTOSPEED Inflictor CK104? (It also comes in white)

http://www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_298472.html?

>>55357036
>>55357111

So I did some digging a while back for anything analog synthesizer or midi related, but I have yet to find anything relevant. I don't think chinks know about music technology besides keyboards.

>>55356688
>Chink smartwatches are shit and a waste of money.
just like chink smartphones ~5 years ago, they will slowly become way better

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>>55357394
t-thanks

So, how do you guys go about getting more goodboy points?

could you recommend which chinese phone has:
>normal battery life
>normal mic and speaker to carry a regular call
>all advertised features and they work
compared to "serious" brands
for 100 usd or less

which is the mtk to look for these days, the 67xx?
are DOOGEEs ok?

>>55357526
>100 usd or less
You're looking for a dumbphone at that price point.

>>55357543
>k4000 pro is a dumbphone

Best smart wristband? Should i just get a mi band 2?

>>55357601
the V5S has music controls

>>55357601
wait for the meme band 2 to go down in price
it will soon

>>55357493
Ask to join their reward program, just open up a ticket with their support and ask about it.

>>55357660
i gave them positive feedback on that Norton Safeweb site and PM'ed them and they said

>Good day!Thank you very much for your kindness.
>We are sorry that we don't have this kind of promotion.
>We will contact you once we have it in the future.

got chinkd

>>55357638
Which is the best site to get it from? Ebay? Ali? Gb?

>>55357016
It's not 50$ on the xiaomi site if you are a chink, it's the resellers that are jewish.

>>55357526
Blackview A5 :
- sound quality is low but perfectly usable
- screen is good, need a protection because plastic (mine came with a protection but there were bubbles, removed it)
- everything works (didn't test bluetooth though)

>>55357724
Of course they are, because they know its cheap for us non third world shithole people anyway.

Asking 10 times the priceto foreigners.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl0u9AremIw

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CHEAP SOCKS!!!
>five-fingers

http://www.gearbest.com/yoga/pp_262019.html

>>55357543
You can get quadcore (mtk), hd ips screen, 4G, android 6 for less than 100$.

>>55357685
You do this without them asking you to or what?

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>>55357777

>checking intensifies

>>55357777
Enjoy your dermatitis.

Are there any Xiaomeme earbuds that DON'T have a microphone included? I don't want that waste of weight and bulk.

>>55357189
That's what they used to say about the NSA before Snowden.

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>Got home yesterday real drunk at 2 am
>Missed the 120GB KingDian sale
>Last week happened exactly the same

>>55357891
How much of a weenie are you? They're hardly noticeable.

>>55357777
I hate you, it's my second order today.

>>55357932
It'll go back on sale again I'm sure, the Xiaomi sale is still going on so if you're in need of that memed XL mousepad or some cheap bluetooth speakers there's that.

>>55357777
Unfortunate these would never fit size 13 feet.

>>55357891
>He doesn't remap the keys to take pictures silently
step it up

>>55357932
Those things are always on sale though.

What to expect from a Chinese laptop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cls95sY3wc

>>55357934
Not OP but same problem, the remote get stuck and pulls on ear when walking. The weight is not a problem per se but it makes noises.

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I just bought one of these and plan to install Openwrt on it as well as LIRC in order to control my AC and TV before and after I go to sleep. Anyone else interested?

http://www.gearbest.com/i-have-severe-depression-and-want-to-kill-myself-everyday/pp_229556.html

Baidu doesn't show much info but I was a page claiming it had an ARM processor ...

>>55354849
GPS works, calls work, battery life is better without MiUi bloated shit, phone is cooler, and camera is the same. everything works even better.

Literally kill yourself, semen slurping mongoloid.

>>55357777
>all the sexy feet in the review images

>>55358001

It's shit

>>55355790
>>55356448
>Oukitel k6000 pro, Redmi Note 3, Huawei Honor 5c, Leagoo shark 1, Ulephone power?
>Is this Verizon-compatible?
Literally none of them works on Verizon.

>>55357526
UMI Touch X / K4000 Pro / Doogee X5 Max Pro.

>>55357932
>120GB KingDian sale
How much?

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>>55357777
Checked.

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>>55357777
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-Pair-Frog-Lord-Kek-Prince-Pepe-3D-Printing--Men-Cotton-Knitted-Ankle-Socks-Cartoon-Meme-Unisex/32622471136.html

>>55358201
$86

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>>55355242
it's ok I guess

>>55358234
>$86
>120gb chink SSD
>sale
wat

>>55358201
26,51€

It's 36,43€ now.

what's the difference between xiaomi hybrid models? looking on ebay there are ones called xiamoi hybrid mi 1, mi iV, and hybrid drivers pro.
which ones do i buy?

are the kingdian msata ssds any good?

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>didn't order something for 6 days
Anything cool for a few bucks? Something useful?

>>55358443
Take it easy anon, I am trying to hold back too.

>>55358443
>>55357777
Socks for your trap qf

>>55358115
/csg/ said several threads ago that the Redmeme works on Verizon.

>>55357934
Ounces equal pounds.

>>55357685
i gave them positive feedback on a few sites and they send me some goy boints

log in these days
>no more points
turns out they expire in 6 months

got chinkd

>>55358334
Depends on the size you want. Bigger ones are fine, smaller are good too but not that fast

>>55358461
Wow, right now I remember that I wanted to take a chink shit break and wait for all packages arrive to gain gearbest points

>>55358443
I like this, it's much better than a wet sponge:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-Wire-With-Stand-Set-Welding-Soldering-Solder-Iron-Tip-Cleaner-Cleaning-Steel-DropShipping/32582325276.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27PlE25sMZM

It's shit

IT'S SHIT

>>55358538
I don't want to put my dick in there though.

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What do you think about this?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/Metal-Bullet-Model-USB-2-0-Memory-Stick-Flash-Pen-Drive-4GB-8GB-16GB-32GB-64GB/32679155838.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000017.2.rsqcHc#

>>55357777
>>55358443
Shit I couldn't resist and ordered the socks.

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>Vernee Apollo Lite Up for grabs at just $199.99 On Gearbest For A Limited time

http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_356130.html

>>55358588
>mediatek

>>55358575
I tried it, doesn't hurt at all.

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My very first Stinky Chink haul. I'm going to use the tripod and pop filter to make a review/ overview vid.

>>55358588
>Pump express 3.0

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>>55358584
same
>help

>>55358582
school shooter / 10

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>>55358613
>outdated memes

>>55358646
That's not the right memep3 player

>>55358686
that chart is clearly the x10, SD650, and SD808

>>55358686
nice updates and support you're getting!

>>55358688
pray tell.

got this one cuz it gots a belt clip and a cool shape. reminds me of tomagachi.

>>55358582
>SWAT home raid at 3 AM if customs find it
ain't worth it

Ok I'm not going to order anything this month.

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>>55358802

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going to put this on my truck

>>55358741
Ok, now I want a chink tamagotchi

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>>55358714
Fuck me, your'e right. but still, X20 is around 95k.

http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/06/19/vernee-apollo-lite-antutu-test-benchmark-score-video/

>inb4 benchmarks don't matter / muh roms

>>55358868
>buttons on the fucking screen
disgusting, i would never buy this crap

>>55358582
Richard Hammond is that you?

>>55358646

Can't wait for the smartwatch review!

>>55358921
Spoiler: It's shit

>>55358867
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fashion-3-Colors-49-Virtual-Cyber-Pets-Toys-Funny-Tamagotchi-Retro-Game-Funny-Toys/32653028341.html

>>55358106
I have this feel that they are all from male Russians.

>>55358863
Wtf why? Where did you order and what did you pay?

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my gaybest order arrived today, i ordered it on monday so pretty quick desu

>>55358988
>Wtf why?
Because I can and I think it's funny

>Where did you order and what did you pay?
Aliexpress and like $1.80 USD

>>55358933

But how shit is it, that's the question. The degree of shitiness is interesting.

>>55358921
if nothing else i want to see what texting on it is like. most likely shit, but never the less this chink shit deserves video archival.

Any good Google cardboards for cheap?

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>tfw no vape gf

>>55358201
It was $29 >>55358234 is just shitposting

If my package got to the Leipzig sorting facility in Germany, am I safe for customs fees or could it get fucked during its time there?

is there a cheap portable full desktop windows tablet with pressure sensitivity in chinkland?

>>55358989
Open it up anon

>>55358989
Open it familia

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>>55358989
2 knives, one ganzo one senmaru

Got the new Gearbest newsletter in http://uidesign.gearbest.com/GB/mail/2016/GT0630.html?

Has a sale on the Xiaomi Note 3 Pro 32gb version making it $180.99

>>55358936
>1.27€
Fuck, I don't need this shit, but it's so cheap

Are there any working Fasttech coupons?

>>55359118
what's the ganzo one?

>>55359232
Yes.

Anyone know how to fix Ruizu buttons getting stuck down? mine fell literally 3 feet onto a hard surface and now the volume button is stuck down.

>>55359071
Hard to say. Show a screenshot off your tracking message.

>>55359258
And?

>>55359231
this general in a nutshell.

>>55359238
Ganzo G746-1-OR

>>55359275
And what?

>>55359265
Have you tried tweezers?

Or the old solution: hit it again from the other side

>>55359292
Glad I'm not crazy for thinking to just hit it from the other side, but no dice on that. I guess I'll try tweezers, it's hard to get a good grip on the buttons though

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>>55359275

>>55359342
Not that guy, but if you live in The Netherlands or Belgium it will probably go through customs in Brussels.
Anyways, it will say when it's been checked by customs.

>>55359383
>Belgium it will probably go through customs in Brussels.
Oh god please no

I'm sort of interested in buying some cheap ass security cameras, a mini pc, and some small monitors to set up a live feed of my front and back doors. wonder if its feasible.

>>55359265
After cracking the case open, it looks like the button itself (as in, the one on the board) got mashed down. No idea how that could've happened from just the fall, but okay, whatever. I guess I could theoretically pry that off? But then I wouldn't be able to change the volume. Any suggestions?

>>55355557
it will use the paypal funds first, and leave 1 usd

>>55359405
prepare some milk and cookies for the partyvan, dude.

>>55359410
Those Chink cams usually have backdoors that let your fellow anons spy on you.

>>55358115
The Redmi Note 3 supposedly supports LTE bands 2 and 4, both of which Verizon uses. However, it doesn't support band 13, which is Verizon's main band.

I'm not sure whether this would allow the phone to work, though.

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http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/07/01/xiaomi-notebook-image-leaked-looks-similar-macbook-pro/

Who /hype/ here?
Is this the new thinkpad?

That's cool. Other than a select few electronics, most chink shit is bought for the novelty factor.

What's the cheapest mini-PC, laptop, or tablet that can run 4k externally at 60fps or at least at 30fps?

>>55359491
Looks too much like a Macbook. I mean, the design is nice and all, but it'd be nice if it wasn't a straight up ripoff.

>>55359491
Kind of expected better from Xiaomi to not just steal that stupid macbook look.

Fuck PayPal. I ordered for 16,13$ and I had to pay 14,99€ wich is 0,50$ more.

>>55359342
It will say if it's passing the customs. Was your order expensive?

>>55357388
Sorry for ridiculously late response, no it's not that one I'm desperately trying to find it again

>>55359447
I live in Brussels desu, I'll go steal my package there

And then I'll goy these fucking chinks by telling them it got lost and I'll ask for a refund

>>55359491
ugh at least copy the old MBPs that still looked good

>>55359491
Ok.

>>55359491
>Xiaomi MiBook Pro™
>no ports
>soldered hardware
This will happen, it's over.

>>55359491
Why are Chinks unable to create a new own design? I mean, this isn't even difficult.

>>55359287
I even found it cheaper...
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Help-Me/32642091579.html

>>55359633
What if its just chinks chinking chinks again? Bootleggers slapping a MI logo on a fake macbook?

>>55359555
Don't use paypal's conversion rates, let your bank handle it

>>55359650
I'm always weary to buy from someone who doesn't even have diamonds

Can I buy everything it takes to become a qt trapfu on /csg/ approved sites?

>>55359710
Hormones and a time machine?
I don't think so.

>>55359555
yes its super unfavorable rate. I used it once never again.

>>55359710
>chink estrogen

>>55359710
kill yourself

>>55359710
clothes, definitely.

>>55359710
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Male-Chastity-Belt-SUPER-SMALL-size-Stainless-Steel-Chastity-Device-Penis-Restraint-Cage/32527252153.html?s=p

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>>55359562
>I live in Brussels

>>55359710
No, but you can get yourself very cheap and high quality 3m high-speed USB3.0 cable to fucking neck yourself you miserable faggot.

>>55359790
Okay lad

Well, since my old ruizu is a loss, what does /csg/ recommend I buy to replace it? Another ruizu?

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Comfy Tech Reviews anon here, got another update on the radio show.

Right now it's looking like we'll be starting it up at 11pm BST, you can use the site below to calculate when that is for you:
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

We'll be moving away from Mixlr because they want money for core functions like more than an hour of broadcasting & it relies on flash (boo hiss) so our new broadcasting site is here:
https://chinkshitradio.github.io/

You can shitpost as anonymous and freely listen without flash. We'll try to make it as seamless as possible. If you want to "call in" do so by joining the Discord in OP, we have admins there who will get you on air.

As always you can get episode 2 on Soundcloud after the show ends:
https://soundcloud.com/chineseshoppingradio

On a personal note I'm going through severe PC problems and can't make any videos for a while as I rebuild everything. I'm 5 subscribers away from hitting 100 subs so if you want to make yer boy Comfy happy gimme a like an' a subscribe or whatever you want:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

Oh and Luca if you're reading (I know you are) come back to Discord so I can apologise to you ffs

>>55359886
>thread drama

>>55359854
Xduoo x2

>>55359854
get the xo9, i just ordered mine today. shit is aesthetic.

>>55355586
You could hire a nice escort for an entire night for that kind of money anon, come on man.

>>55359886
>Oh and Luca if you're reading (I know you are) come back to Discord so I can apologise to you ffs
Nah, you're fucking dead to me

>>55359900
Way too expensive

>>55359916
It actually does look pretty good, I might go with that

>>55359886
>Oh and Luca if you're reading (I know you are) come back to Discord so I can apologise to you ffs

fuck off
you think after what you did to me i want your apology?

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What could it be :o

>>55359955
>discord drama
normies ree etc
But seriously that shit really needs to leave. Immediately. All this attentionwhoring is exactly the death of any kind of valuable content

>tracking my chink shit
>shipped by air
>it's been a month
did the plane crash?

I got my 10 cent SD card reader today, it can't even read my sharks, feels bad man
It's 5 stars though for the good boy points

any good chink monitors?
i would like 1440p, 144hz, thin bezels or a good looking frame.
probably just going to get a refurbished ASUS ROG but thought i'd check

>>55359997
for you

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>>55359977

>>55359997
did your package pass through Turkey perchance?

>>55359997

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>55359986
As long as based radio show continues I don't care

>>55360029
fly it

>>55356448
Literally nothing outside Verizon branded phones, the Nexus 6, 6p, 5x, and the upcoming Moto G4/G4 plus work on Verizon. Also the 2015 Moto X pure which is pretty cheap these days. Switch to AT&T if you want to use chonk phones.

I think Aliexpress chinked me. Bought some stuff, now two days later they debited the exact same amount (about $8, which is correct for the stuff I ordered) two times from my Credit Card.

>>55356448
>>55360119
why isn't every phone network connected in america? in europe you can just use another networks frequencies and it works

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I just got my 3 in 1 phone lenses, pic related fish eye.

>>55360133
Some banks show 2 transactions but only one is debited, this is because of changes in the currencies between the payment day and the verification/validation day.

No chinking there boss.

>>55360147
oy vey.
that is monopoly.

>>55360175
Diogenes

>>55360175
You are like /csg/ version of fridgebro!

>>55357932
Damn it... I need one of those. When will it be on sale again?

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>>55360206
>comparing materialist chink shit fuck to Diogenes

>>55359997
One of our packages needs to be in the wreckage brother.

>>55358001
>can't plug in a 2.5" USB drive
C H I N K E D

>>55359491
I hope that the specs are killer and that it ships with linux.

>>55357777
The code doesn't work anymore

>>55360234
I actually thought about posting that very painting to hint at diogenes syndrome, but I though no one would get it. :)

>>55360175
The orders do now show up twice on "my orders", I did definitely only order it once. They just doubled the order, I will now receive every item out of this order twice. WTF?

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>>55358073
I'm more interested in the Broadlink RM Mini 3 which costs $9.7.

>>55360298
You probably refreshed when the website told you to not refresh the page.

>>55356922
That just seems kinda retarded. It would be easier to use a regular fan vs turning on your phone and bringing up an app

>>55357010
25 cents has been deposited into your sandisk account

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>>55360394
>>55360394
>>55360394
>>55360394

>>55360175
I also got the 3-in-1 lens kit, how are the pics with the widescreen lens? All of mine are blurry/out of focus

>>55355608
A used one on evil-bay?

>>55357526
oukitel c3
ulefone u007

>>55355242
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/niggers_tongue_my_anus/32604663994.html?

>>55360300
Thanks for this im buying it too. im sure it'll run openwrt too.