LOL
Wat?
>>55353752
get out newshit
>>55353752
Zuckerberg uses tape to block his webcam instead of opening the laptop up and physically disconnecting it.
The joke is he's idiot pleb scum.
>>55353773
It's easier to just tape them and opening it would void the warranty
>>55353781
>he's scared of voiding his warranty like a little normie bitch
>>55353721
Normally I would call people idiots for taping over their cams, but Zuckerberg is one of the only people who actually has a legitimate concern of people taking the time to hack and spy on him.
>>55353781
>opening it would void the warranty
Yeah I'm sure a bazillionaire really cares about voiding his warranty on a $1000 laptop
> I'll never be anywhere near as successful as him
> I'll never get any of that sweet sweet azn pussy
> Better call him names due to my insecurities
You guys are fucking retarded. Literally who gives a shit about his laptop?
>>55353864
>zuck
More like cuck, lmao amirite
>>55353864
I care more about someone's laptop than the actual owner desu
>>55353773
Or the joke is he's actually aware that the NSA/CIA/NWO/FBI/ZOG/WWE/BBW are spying on us because he's a member and he's the one that sells all of our information
>>55353874
cuckerberg xD
>>55353901
Yes, that's the actual joke but why point it out to retards?
>>55353939
sorry, my urge to redpill is uncontrollable
>Tapes his camera and mic
>Password is "dadada"
Don't give him too much credit.
>>55353901
maybe its because he's the CEO of fucking facebook and wants to minimise the damage if his system gets compromised.
>>55353994
What system? The system where he sits at home amassing millions of dollars doing absolutely nothing except for selling your slightly politically dissident Facebook posts to George Soros?
>>55354019
who are you trying to impress with your angsty teen edginess? this is 4chan. at best we're all sick of this faggoty shit. at worst, you're talking to a bunch of other angsty teenagers like you.
>>55354046
why are you so defensive and mad?
>>55354046
>shut it down
Found the Jew shill
>>55354053
this isn't defensive, and this isn't mad. please don't project your panic attack on me. i'm just sick of people like you acting like you're making some insightful critique on facebook with this trite shit that literally everyone on 4chan knows already.
>>55354067
see >>55354070
i'm not dismissing the truth of his statement. i'm just tired of sperglords complaining about zuck cucking facebook users like he's making some incisive observation.
next is he going to tell us that banking is all a sham? or that money has lost its meaning since we left the gold standard?
are we ever going to stop getting 14-year-olds rotating through here?
>>55354070
>>55354087
Calm down, JIDF
>>55353806
You really think a Jew, no matter how rich, would rather pay for a new item instead of having it replaced for free through the warranty?
>>55354019
Any information leak could cost him billions of dollars, dipshit.
>>55353994
>>55354151
Samefag shill. Mark Zuckerberg is a scumbag kike.
>>55354151
If he's not doing anything wrong he has nothing to hide :)
>>55353806
Why would you ruin the resale value of a perfectly good apple book oxygen? He may be a kike-zillionare, but he's still a Jew.
>the master jew is afraid of being jewed
Like pottery
>>55354205
retard
>>55353773
Why not, it's faster anyway
>Not knowing how to use Facebook like Zuck does.