>Unironically naming your company Apple >A fuckin APPLE >Wew

Macintosh is a type of apple

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>>55342803

>Not immediately seeing the metaphor for the Apple of Knowledge.

He was a fag what do you expect

>>55342899
>>Not immediately seeing the metaphor for the downfall of Eden

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How original.

>>55342803
Not special for a skinned worm...

>>55342846
No, McIntosh is. McIntosh was already a tech brand though so Apple went with Macintosh.

>>55342803
>makes 3 times what googles makes a year

Not bad for a fruit

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>>55342940
hmm

>>55342803
>posting a non-GPU related thread

>>55342803
>unironically buying products of a company that asks little chink children to make their tech

>>55342940

Aka the rise of civilization.

>>55344032

>more than twice as old as google

>>55342940
>Immediately being cucked by religion

The apple, with the bite taken out of it, is a glyph for the apple laced with cyanide that the father of computation, Allen Turing, ate to commit suicide for a homosexuality charge in Great Britain circa the mid 20th century.

>>55344729
>On 8 June 1954, Turing's housekeeper found him dead. He had died the previous day. A post-mortem examination established that the cause of death was cyanide poisoning. When his body was discovered, an apple lay half-eaten beside his bed, and although the apple was not tested for cyanide,[118] it was speculated that this was the means by which a fatal dose was consumed. An inquest determined that he had committed suicide, and he was cremated at Woking Crematorium on 12 June 1954.[119] Turing's ashes were scattered there, just as his father's had been.

Turing had weird mannerisms, was introverted, apologetic and timid in many aspects of his life, except for hard science, like mathematics, and the field which he almost single handedly founded - computation - there he was bold and assertive

>>55344691
You mean the fall of paradise.

Konrad Zuse and Alonzo Church are the true fathers of computing. Turing's just famous because he killed himself.

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>>55344729
>Being cucked by the Devil

>>55343884
didn't they have a deal that ended with lawsuit after itunes was created?

>>55342940
really makes you think

>>55344822

If by "fall of paradise," you mean "trying not to die by 30," then yes.

>Not naming it Watermelon, the greatest of all fruits!

>>55344712
Why would that matter in the tech industry of all places?

>>55342803
It's a pretty great name. Friendly, common, simple.

If you want retarded names look at Yahoo.

>>55345063
Fuckin does

>>55344825
>because he was a homo and he cracked the enigma
FTFY

>>55344953
Oh, is that why they made a big fuss over FINALLY getting the Beatles tracks on iTunes?

>>55345093
Well if he believes in paradise then he believes in the eternal life that said paradise granted Adam and Eve.

>>55342940

According to Steve Jobs, who most would consider a definitive authority on the issue, the bite out of the apple was a whimsical design change to make it more distinguishable as an apple. He said this after being confronted with the various theories about the bite. Its in (((Isaacson's))) biography. Read moar, faggots.

>>55347349
Why would anyone want to read Steve Jobs' biography?

>>55345670
tru dat

>>55347360

>I've never heard of audiobooks
>I'd rather listen to the same "music" over and over all day

>>55344645
How do you own any technology then you dumb cunt

>>55347379
Why would anyone listen to an audiobook for Steve Jobs' biography?

>>55347444
Because they don't feel like reading

>>55347444

I was hesitant to listen to it because of his stance on open sores development, but his accomplishments in marketing, electronics, and animation are undeniable. I would never purchase an apple product, but the principles that drove its success are certainly worth learning.

>>55347496

I just don't have the time. Audiobooks allow me to listen to 2-3 books a week while commuting and running errands. I learn better through auditory stimulation anyway.

It does lead to some weird associations though. Nixon's first presidential election is linked to ceiling fans because I was listening to that section of the book while repairing my ceiling fan.