>Your distro >Your age >Are you a virgin?

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>Debian
>22
>No

>>55340743
>Gentoo
>20
>No.. I've taken 4 virginities

>>55340743
>Windows & OSX :^)
>18
>No

>>55340743

Debian.
19
No. But I'm gay.

GNU/Linux Trisquel
24
no

>>55340743
Arch
31
I'm a father

>ur mum
>ur mum
>ur mum

>>55340743
>Fedora/Win10
>20
>no

anything is better than another graphics card thread

>arch
>29
>yes

>>55340743
>Arch
>18
>Yes
Everything correct, sir.

Ubuntu
23
No

>Ubuntu/Windows 7
>20
>Yes.

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>No
>No
>No
>No
>No
>No

Win 10
25
No

>>55340743
Slackware
29
Yes

Fedora
30
No

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>Antergos
>21
>Yes

>>55340743
Windows 10
20
No

>>55340743
>8.1/Mint
>18
>No
Getting laid isn't hard. Women are sluts.

MacOSeX
24
No

add info: I got a Big dick

>>55340743

Debian
29
No, have a kid actually.

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>Windows 10/Debian
>19
>Yes

Please end me

Gentoo
49
Yes

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Windows 10
20... no wait, 21 fuckkkkkkk
yes

>>55340836
kek

>Your distro
GNU Guix
>Your age
33
>Are you a virgin?
yes

>>55340743
>Windows 10
>20
>Yes

>>55340743
>Windows 7, but was Windows XP from release until February of this year.
>20
>Yes, and I don't to intend to change that.

>>55340743
>Debian
>34
>No

debian
23
yes

>>55340847
why are you using alpha software?
Does the distro do package management well and is it stable at this point?

>>55340743
sup nsa

>macOS
>21
>If being a bottom counts then yes

>Arch Linux
>21
>I wish, girls seem to be interested in virgins

>>55340743
>>Win10/Ubuntu
>>20
>>Nah

>>55340781
>>55340810
29 and still a virgin, how did you manage that?

>>55340833
19 isn't too bad, maybe be concerned once you've hit like 22.

>>55340836
Grandwizard please pass on your infinite wisdom to us.

>Windows 10\Arch
>17
>yes

>Debian
>20
>No

>>55340914
>29 and still a virgin, how did you manage that?
pretty sure it's easier to manage that than the opposite

>>55340850
Asexual?

>Elementary OS
>7
>No

>>55340743
Arch
28
Twice. It was awful

>OS X
>19
>no

>>55340743
Dildows 7 and Ganoo/Linuss Mint
22
Nope, been fucking my gf since I was 15

Windows 7/Debian
28
yes

>>55340929
Not if you're not an autist. It seems like you would have to try not to meet someone.

>arch
>45
>yes and a proud vaper too

>>55340948
>7
>Elementary
All as expected

>7
>not a virgin
Maximum pedo keks

Kali
27
Yes

>>55340967
>Not if you're not an autist
fuck
well there goes that plan

>>55340836
Hey wizardman, can you use your ice spell to make my AMD card run less hot?

Mint Rosa //Win10 on main laptop Xubuntu/Win7 on old laptop Mint Rafaela on gf's laptop
21
no

>Arch
>58
>Yes

>>55340743
arch or debian
23
no

>>55340743
>Windows 10/OSX/Debian
>19
>Yes

>>55340914
Fuck bitches and Set Compile Flags

>>55340743
arch
25
to be honest yes

>mint 17
>25
>yes

>>55341001
Looooooooooooooooooooooool he said 58 XDD please wizerd pass wisderm on us xDDDDDDD

>>55340743
OS X 10.11
27
no

>>55340967
Pick the right major (economics, math).

7
36
No

Win10
27
Yes

Had a couple of chances but I didn't take the initiative. I probably am somewhat autistic, I like being alone.

>>55340743
debian
34
no

>>55340937
No. I'm just happy sitting at my desktop all day. I'm not sure if actually having sex would make my life better than what it is now.

>arch
>19
>no

>>55340743
Ubuntu
33
wizard

10
25
no
6 sexual partners

>Mint
>19
>Yes

Fubuntu (my own Ubuntu fork targeted at female users like myself)
18
yes

OS X
25
yes

>>55340937
Well meme'd sir xD

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OS X
27
It might or might not count but I'm not going to go into detail because it was illegal. All I can say is that it wasn't gay in the slightest.

>Windows 7
>19
>Yes

>>55340743
Xubuntu
25
Yes

os x
25
yes but i've never talked to a woman im not related to so that's probably a good thing

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Windows 7
30
Kinda.

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>Your distro
FreeBSD. Linux is a cancer that has killed the open source UNIX movement.

>Your age
26

>Are you a virgin?
No. I usually end up sleeping with most of my female colleges (bonus points for married women) and eventually have to find a new job.

win7/galliumos/xubuntu
27
no

>gentoo on one desktop, Debian minimal with spectrwm and no DE on laptop, Slackware on other desktop
>23
>No

Windows/mint/manjaro
20
No but I haven't had sex in 2 years

Windows 8.1
31
no

>>55341056
>6 sexual partners
(Man-)slut

>>55340963
>Nope, been fucking my gf since I was 15
Not a (man-)slut

>Windows 10.
>3.
>No.

>>55341123
>I sleep with female colleges
ok

>>55340833
>19
>wants to kill self because no pussy yet

Bitch please. I didn't get any until I was 21.

>>55341025
Bullshit. Look up Jonathan Blow. He's a big indie dev and he never got laid.

>>55340743
using GNU/Linux since 2003
Ubuntus and Debians
27
got my first bf last year, still together

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Are there unironically people on this board who are older than 23?

I thought I'd eventually grow out of this shit

>>55341161

auto corrected

>>55341132
>No but I haven't had sex in 2 years
If you are in this situation, do you feel like a virgin again once you get the opportunity to fuck?

>gnewsense
>63
>yes

>>55341123
>not sleeping with universities
> The current year + 1 - 1 * 1 / 1
Are you even trying?

>>55341163
i think he was referring to using w10

>>55341165

Maybe because his name sounds like the stage name of a powerbottom gay porn performer?

>XP/10/7
>Highschool.
>Yes,i don't really give a shit yet.
And yes I literally have 3 drives each with different OS.

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>>55340743
>Windows 10 on 3 machines, Windows 8.1 on 2
>32
>No

>>55341175
You're here forever mate.

>>55340743
>Windows 10
>21
>Yes

>void
>22
>No

>>55340743
>manjaro
>24
>no but i havent gotten laid in like 5 years

>>55341165
>he never got laid.
[citation needed]

>>55341194
MOOOOOODS

>>55341186
kek

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>>55341175

>windows 7
>11
>yes

>>55341052
Totally not in denial.

>>55340743
Ubuntu
30
I get mad pussy, yo

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>>55341175

OSX
23
no

>temple os
>18
>no

>>55341182
Impart wisdom grandmaster

how are you people this autistic but not virgins? how do you do it? do you guys like leave your house or something???

>>55340771
Same but 29 here

>>55340743

>Linux Mint
>18
>YES

>>55341052
same
but I'm not a virgin. Still thinking like you. Sex don't really improve stuff. Pretty much the biggest meme in human history

>>55340743
>win8.1
>25
>no

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>>55340743
Mint
27
Yes

>>55341256
it's not that they didn't say no

it's that they couldn't

;^)

>>55341267
>Pretty much the biggest meme in human history

So I see your parents like memes

>>55341267
>Sex don't really improve stuff
It's a nice bonus on top of compassionate and functioning human relationships
>something which the anon probably doesn't have either

>>55340743
>Windows
>24
>no

>>55341282

Pro life tip anon

OS X
19
no

>>55341256
most probably went to high school and girls there are huge sluts. i never talked to anybody that didnt talk to me first or leave my house for anything other than school in high school but i somehow managed to bang 2 chicks

>>55341098
bye bye

>>55341287
>compassionate and functioning human relationship
I'm a virgin and I'm more interested in this than sex to be honest. Would be nice to have someone to care for.

OS X el capitan
25
yes unless you count that time me and my bro sucked each others dicks

>2016
>distro

>>55340743
>Windows 10
> 26
> No

>>55340743
>Win7
>26
>no

>>55341324
That's what we have anime girls for.

>Lubuntu
>32
>nope, but I am not proud of it

Centos
28
No

>>55340743
Windows 7
24
Yes

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>windows xp
>42
>no, my aunt raped me as a child

>>55341175

dude is not a joke, you DON'T leave 4chan

ever. and if you do, it's only a matter of time until you come back

WUZ BE KINGZ

>>55341434
> it's only a matter of time until you come back

Can confirm

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> Fedora/ openSuse
> 18
> yea

Had my dick sucked a few times though.

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W10
27
Yes

>>55341459
This and to be honest my life was not better when I left. I filled the void with some other useless shit.

Other people spend time on facebook and other useless social media. Don't feel bad about browsing 4chan.

Mint.
21.
Yes.

>>55341459

yep, it can be a week, a month or a year. But people always come back.

after having a productive normie life you ask yourself, "I wonder, what's going on in 4chan right now?. Maybe checking /g/ for 10 minutes won't hurt me".

and then you are hook up for good, AGAIN

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>>55341210
that was pretty quick

>>55341175
You'll be here in 7 years listening to teenagers telling you that you're too old to be here.

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>No specific distro
>21
>Hell no.

>>55340743

>arch
>23
>no

Debian
25
No

>Mint
>24
>Yeah

>>55340837
is youre backspace key broken

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i want all the virgin and nonvirgin winbabies to LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55341433

so yes

>>55340743
>Windows 7 and MacOS
>20
>Yes
Never even had a gf

>>55340753
This

>>55341175
Anon! Just be a bit luckier with the genes than most, go for a stoic kinda persona(shut the fuck up about dumb shit), and maybe utilize drugs to grease the wheels a bit(find a chick down for Molly is my recommendation).

If you're too autistic to shut the fuck up and/or score drugs...lower your standards more and bang a lonely fatty, pay for it, or just be out of luck I guess.

Arch
nearly 40s
yes

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>mfw i havent had sex in 15 years

at least i like my operating system

>>55341256
merely pretending to be autistic to keep this place alive

Arch
28
Yes, i am an ugly shy manlet.

>>55340743
50 xubuntu/mate no

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>>55340743
>Ubuntu and Debian, but using Windows for every-day-work and stuff. Currently using a dual-boot setup of Ubuntu 16.4 and Windows 10 on a ThinkPad T420.
>20
>Yes. However, I'm autistic; not only meme-autistic, but actually clinically diagnosed. Any idea on how to get a friendly girlfriend? Parties and meetings with more than one other person are an absolute no-go for me.

>>55340743
Windows
30
No.

os x x.ix.v mavericks
33
no

Arch
52
No

W10
20
No

windows 10
11
no

>>55341815

Mods?

Funtoo, Arch, Fedora.
28
No.

Fedora
35
No

>no

fuck all of you, i shit on this thread

>>55340771
But are you a virgin?

>>55340743
> Windows 8.1
> 25
> No.

>>55341647
>I'm autistic; not only meme-autistic, but actually clinically diagnosed
I'm legit afraid that my parents will some day send me to a psychologist that will unironically diagnose me with some kind of mental illness. I'd fit a lot of patterns 2bh, but then again, who doesn't

>>55340822
is your dick black by any chance?

>mint
>26
>no

I've been here 10 years.

>>55341833
Fedora
34, 35 in August
No (I've had sex with my wife, still do occasionally)

Hey bro!

>>55340743
fedora 24
48
nope

Anyone who is a virgin past the age of 20 is a failure at life and needs to kill himself.

>>55340973
fuck off vaper asshole sending that shitty smoke in my precious lungs

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>>55340743
>Windows 7
>22
>No

>>55341180
It's not like I forgot to have sex, I have had the chance to bang but my hand is better desu.

>>55341182
hello richard my old friend.

>>55340743
>ubuntu mate
>21
>yes (mostly asexual)

Urbit
2.3575
N/A

>>55341848

I thought a lot like that too, in high school they literally forced me to take a test because they were convinced i was extremely autistic. When the results came in they just said i was ''different'' and not actually autistic, which honestly made me feel even worse because i had to face the fact that the reason i was socially retarded was all my fault and i can't just blame it on autism.

>Ubuntu/Windows 10
>28
>Yes

Win 7
30
No

>>55341256
America is slutland.

>>55341922
>tfw you consider yourself an evolutionary failure

>>55341433
What's up with the missing keys in that picture?

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>>55341929

>Tfw europa

>>55340765
Technically, by the definition of virgin, you're a virgin until you complete vaginal penetration. (Assumption on my part if you have "fucked her right in the pussy". IDGAF if I look like an ass lol)

>>55340771
your wife's son doesn't count

>>55341954
Convert to Islam. I heard it helps you get laid.

>>55341978

Nah

>>55340743
>Windows 8.1
>21
>Yes

>manjaro
>18
>no

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>all these no

>>55341224
Thanks for the reminder.
Damn I'm almost at a decade and I'm still a newfag. Did you oldshits celebrate your 10 years with a custom 4 leaf clover cake or what?

>>55340743
>Manjaro (fight me arch users)
>18
>Nope. (Although I am gay, so it wasn't hard)

>>55340743
>ubuntu
>21
>yeah but only because I didn't have a condom on me the one time I had the chance

>>55342020

i feel that feel, virginbro

>>55342018
ayy

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Windows 10 (Enterprise LTSB on 2 rigs)
29 years old
Yes, still a virgin.

I only use GNU/Linux in virtual machines or on server

>>55342029

>Manjaro
>Gay

Hmmmm

>>55341647
>Parties and meetings with more than one other person are an absolute no-go for me.
Most people don't meet there.
For me, a chick hit me up on a local chat site that was popular.

Others meet in supermarkets, on street, at shopping malls. Just strike a conversation, gotta try your best. It does not matter if you fail, you won't meet her again, chances are high.

Fapping 24-7 might also NOT help with that conversation. While occasionally doing it is more than helpful, but if you do it too much, you become a wimpy faggot.

>Arch
>18
>Yes

>Ubuntu
>25
>not virgin

>>55340743
>Ubuntu 14.04
>30
>no

>>55340761
>>No.. I've taken 4 virginities
>more than 1 virgin
You sure are patient, then again, you run gentoo

>>55340743
>Your distro
Fedora
>Your age
19
>Are you a virgin?
I was fucked in the boi pucci, so, technically, yes

>windows 10/7
>22
>yes

I'm pretty much fucked m8s. I passed all social milestones and still a virgin.

Must be because I was forced to go to a high school I knew no one at (I had horrible acne going in too).And then lived at home with parents all through uni.

To top it all off, I've been graduated for a year, unemployed, partially torn bicep confirmed with Mri, slight crack in front tooth.

Jesus fuck I've been getting fucked at every stage of my life. Unreal. There has never been a time where I have not had some sort of issue with myself. All of which have been physical which contribute to low self esteem.

Might as well off myself now, my arm issue is the worst yet, and permanent unless perfect outcome with surgery.

Why live?

>>55342067

I don't think you know how autistic people are, anon.

>>55340743
>windows
>40
>yes

>>55340743
>Fedora
>29
>No

>>55342020
Accept it, we can be failures together.

>>55342082
I'd say that counts anon

>>55342091

>Why live?

Shitposting

>>55340743
>>Your distro
i assume this means OS? if so, windows 10
>>Your age
18
>>Are you a virgin?
yes

>>55342094
I also was very anxious around girls and wymin, but in the end I hit a point in my head when I was like full "fuck it". Not literally, just you know, you should not care.
Let's say it's a girl who talks with you. Let's say if you hit on her, and fail, she won't talk to you anymore.
What the fuck do you lose? NOTHING.

If she is not interested, you will end up not seeing her one time anyway.
You know..
> JUST

I did got turned down plenty of times, ha.
Who cares.

>>55342099
>>windows
>>40
>>yes
my nigga

>>55342064
n-no relation

22 debian yes

>Gentoo
>63
>Yes

>>55340743
Fedora(Only because it's RHEL and stable)
20
yea

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>>55342109
Are you sure? Maybe I have to try it again. This time, maybe with you, nigger.

>>55341175

34 here dude. Old enough to remember the last AMD hype train for the first Bulldozer and the massive disappointment after that. Old enough to have used the Atari 2600 unironically. I remember when I was 16 in the late 90s shitposting on AOLs BBS version of /g/ when everyone thought Apple was mere months from closing their doors and everyone on the board would have sucked off a syphilic hobo for a Pentium Pro and a Voodoo 2 SLI

>Your distro
Windows 10
>Your age
23
>Are you a virgin?
No

>>55342142
Stahlmann plz go

>>55341876
Anyone who gives a shit about the virginity of others is an asshole and needs to kill himself.

>Gentoo
>30
>Yes

>>55340918
underage b&

>>55340743
Ubuntu, Debian, red hat, centos, and Fedora
27
No

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Wangblows10/Ubuntu16.04
18
Yes

>>55342130

I've heard that statement a million times and it does nothing for me anon (not intented in an asshole-ish way, sorry if it sounds like that). When it comes to even fucking saying hello to women on the street, even if they say hello first, i am physically unable to respond. I am destined (cursed) to be a virginlord forever, and i've slowly grown to accept that.

>Debian
>34
>No

>>55340764
Faggot

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>>55340743
>Ubuntu Mate
>26
>No

>>55342142
dayum

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>>55342151
a-anon please

>>55342217
Well.
Do you fap too much?
Do you watch too much anime?
Do you listen to girly music?

(Basically do everything to lower your already low hormone level?)

If not, I don't know man. I also had the same problem, I know you won't believe it, but somehow I convinced myself that I just have to do it. Then I somehow did it the first time, it was fucking awkward. Then the second, it got better.

>>55342217
>>55342130

(Quick follow up to last comment)

Maybe i'll get to the point where i say '''Fuck it'' and start talking to women, but until then, i'll just accept being a total loser, it's expected from people like me anyway.

>>55342067
I'm not fapping 24/7 and I don't fap to "strange things".

But doing real life conversation is something I just can't do. Even with close people.

>>55340822
>MacOSeX
>add info: I got a Big dick
Statistically gay men have bigger dicks. This makes sense.

>Arch
>20
>Nope

Am I a unicorn?

>Windows 10
>19
>yes

>>55342252

Do you fap too much?
Nope
Do you watch too much anime?
I watch it, but not obessively
Do you listen to girly music?
Nope

>>55342142
>>55341182
ayyy stallman

>>55341840
kek

>Fedora
>25
>yes

OS X on desktop, OpenBSD on laptop, Debian on SBC
20
No

>>55341163
That's because you're an uggo pham

>>55341840
this and kek

>>55342312

That's quite diverse anon

arch
26
yes

>>55342029
>>55342133
Are you from outer space?

>>55340743
Manjaro
32
No

>>55342297
>>55342170
Stallman would never use Gentoo.
I'm so sick and tired of this meme.

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>>55340743
Mint
25
Yes

>>55342352
???

>>55342217
Read Heartiste.

>>55342217
Are you fat and/or ugly?
Try to do you best to fix and hide it
THEN use some dating app if you have no way of female contact
Like tinder (haven't used myself but my friends have had good times using it)

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>windows 7
>22
>yes
WAKE ME UP

>Antergos
>25
>no

>>55342382
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

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>>55342240
Oh nigger. Don't be nervous~

Windows 10
30
Have children, dog, house

Have a server run virtualization.. Use CentOS

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Debian (testing)
29
yes

>>55342399
I should have figured that out sooner.

I wish I was gay
it seems pretty cool except i dont think i'd like dick in or around me

>>55342448
Switch to aptosid and you'll get mad pussy.

>>55340743
>OS X, Windows 7, Fedora
>21
>not since I was 12.

>>55340743
Linux Mint KDE
56
Nope

>>55342400
oh geez, now you're sending lewd pictures. How can I not be nervous?

>>55342217
same here, though not specifically women. i find talking to anyone difficult, including in games and over the phone
i've probably communicated more on 4chan than i have in real life at this point

18
Ubuntu (i3-wm)
Yes

>>55342469
Fuck an F2M if you can find one.

>>55342384

What is that lad?

>>55342385
>Are you fat and/or ugly?
I can't judge my own attractiveness objectively, i don't think anyone can.
I'm slightly overweight but i was blessed with tall genes so it's balanced.

I'd rather avoid using dating saties and stuff like that, i've always had a paranoia that one of my family members or friends is going to find it and publicly humiliate/think i'm some lonely loser (which is true but i've been masking it).

I might try talking to women at my college who are also socially awkward, or i could try joining one of those shitty clubs. I'm sure i'll talk to at least one woman this year that isn't my mother/sister(s)

>Arch GNU/Linux
>19
>no

>>55342469
I wish I was gay, except for the part where i'd actually be gay.

So op, make some nice charts and show us which os we have to use to have the highest chance of getting laid.

>>55340796
girls are just as horny as guys, if you fuck 'em while they're still young, chances are they have yet to eat up the SJW propaganda that puts them on a high horse

>>55342486

Yeah, i have trouble talking to people even on anonymous chatting sites like omegle, it's pretty bad.

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>>55340743
>Windows
>21
>No

>>55342486
Meditate 5 min a day; it's proven to help with anxiety. Research CBT and Afobazole.

>>55342504
>What is that lad?
Something you can google.

>>55342539
I wish I could meditate, but I always fall asleep.

>>55342539
Be sure to think about how you're going to fix all your problems when you reach the deepest part of meditation. Really helps

>>55340743
>LMDE
>31
>Yes

>>55340743
>Arch
>31 using linux since 15
>Yes.

>>55342531
brilliant idea, I'll just go back to being young and in high school or college where there's similarly young girls around!

t. Wizard

>>55342486
same here pham. i'd probably have killed myself by now if it weren't for you fags

>>55342566
I'm not saying there's hope for everyone, I'm saying a lot of the non-virgins here probably fucked someone in middle school or high school and haven't gotten any action in years.

>>55342504
tfw so anxious I dropped out of college because I was too scared to go to class

>>55342557
Balance a quarter on your forehead with a metal pan in your lap.

>>55342561
You're not supposed to think about anything when you meditate, tho.

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>>55340743
Debian
23
Yes

>>55342555

I have a wordpress page open in front of me but all i read is pretentious red pill garbage, i doubt i'm at the right place.

>>55340743
>Gentoo
>22
>no

>>55342566
>in high school or college where there's similarly young girls around!
tfw i went to an all-boys high school

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>>55340743
>wax tablets
>2516
>I banged your greatx2416 grandmother

>>55342589
Why did your parents hate you?

>>55342589
you could always try out the being gay meme

>>55341840
kek

>>55342584
Then what's the point LOL
Just wasting your time?

>>55342589
How long did it take your butthole to shrink down to normal diameter afterwards?

>>55342589

plenty of boypucci though

>>55342578
See a good shrink. Don't be afraid to visit one.

>>55340743
Mint
29
No

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>>55342584
how do you prevent yourself from thinking about anything
every time i try i immediately think of something stupid i did 10+ years ago then spend the next hour distracting myself to make it stop

>>55340743
>arch
>25
>no, got a beautiful intelligent RL gf

>>55340743
>Win 10 + Debian + Ubuntu
>18
>No, god no

Added info: I'm 6'8"

>Arch
>18
>I already said I use Arch

>>55342606
Mindfulness.

>>55342615

Think about cute anime ladies. cute, noty sexy, otherwise you'll just get a boner. and if you're a normalfag think about cute real women

>>55342598
you think there's 2417 generations between me and the year 500 bc?

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>>55342599
My parents did not let me see anyone outside of school hours. I had to come home after school and not go anywhere ever.
>>55342611
I'm over it now, but I don't trust doctors so I'd never visit one.
>they literally only make money if you're sick, what is their motivation to actually cure you and not cause some other ailment?

Attached is proof of catastrophic life failure, for your consideration/lulz

>>55342584
You're supposed to be calm and let your thoughts flow and don't rest on or ponder over them.

Thinking about nothing is literally impossible.

Don't make this shit sound harder than it actually is

>>55342652
>My parents did not let me see anyone outside of school hours. I had to come home after school and not go anywhere ever.
Wow I was sort of joking but I guess they really did hate you.

>>55342615
>how do you prevent yourself from thinking about anything
You learn it by trial and error. Read https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-courage-be-present/201001/how-practice-mindfulness-meditation

>>55342579
huh, ok

>>55342653
How do I know how long is too long to rest on a thought?

>>55342647
that or helping people on sqt/flt usually does the trick
but that doesn't solve not thinking about anything

>>55342652
m8 you are exactly 8 years older than me

17 june bros

>>55340743

Fedora
19
No

Bitches love Linux Systems

>>55342673
Focus on something like your breathing. You'll still have other thoughts poking around but try to get back to the breathing as soon as possible without stressing yourself

just "watch" your thoughts, don't interact with them

>>55342448
Dat teeth on top holy fuck.
Imagine her sucking dick.
FUUCK.
> free circumsizion

>>55342698
Good job, you chose a great day to exit the womb.

>>55342720
>Focus on something like your breathing
Great, now I'm breathing manually and can barely type this post.

>>55341062
10?

>>55342586
You aren't using the word "pretentious" right. Regardless, Heartiste is red pill at its most evil but also most accurate. His shit works. Don't consider yourself above it. If you internalize https://heartiste.wordpress.com/the-sixteen-commandments-of-poon/ you will do much better with women.

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>Debian
>22 matches
I thought there would be more.

>>55340743
ITT people who post and don't get replies

Also:
>Arch
>21
>No

>>55342333
Yeah, I want to switch to OpenBSD fulltime but OS X's got some things that keep it from happening

>>55342823
let me guess OS X as faggot as you.

>>55342749

>Never say ''i love you'' first
>Make her jealous
>Keep her guessing

Honestly this entire page is just ''women only like assholes, why don't women like nice guys like me? I'll just be an asshole so women will all love me''

Also, if you say ''Í love you'' before she does, her vagina shrivels up and she leaves you on the spot, before she walks out the door, she looks you right in the eyes and says ''You didn't follow the 16 commandments of poon, you blue pilled beta cuck, i'm going to fuck a man who knows his red pill memes''

I'd rather start using 9gag before i seriously listen to Red pillers

>>55340743
Lmde2 / OpenSUSE
39
No. Married and two kids.

>>55342895
So, pray tell, how do you think one ought to behave with women?

>>55342960

Like a huge normie

>>55340743
>Centos 7
>18
>No, but I had sex with only 1 asian girl

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>>55343022
Normies lose. You'll either remain frustrated or come around.