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/csg/ Chink Shit General

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Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• Anon got his Tigernu backpack from AliExpress >>55314507 >>55314653
>>55314679 >>55314685 and a barrel bag that turned out to be a fake Adidas barrel bag >>55314619
• AliExpress seller keeps delaying anon's receiving time >>55314903
• UnbiasedTech anon has news on the Xiaomi Yeelight after a back and forth with its app devs >>55315915 >>55316038 >>55316237
• Another reason to buy chink shit, local store charges Apple fags €129,99 for a 10000mAh powerbank >>55316410
• Anon bought the Kingdian S180 >>55317331 posts Sata2 speeds >>55318527
• Bluetooth Wireless Mechanical Keyboard found on BangGood >>55317486
• Anon got his first chink shit haul >>55317932
• Anon got some calipers >>55318145
• Anon gets meme cushion >>55318679 >>55318822 a heart shaped card from qt seller >>55318707 and a couple of micro usb cables >>55318901
• Anon got some hats >>55319201 but not really as they're the coasters he ordered >>55319256
• Anon's Gearbest purchase (a Kingdian S280 240gb SSD) only took 10 days to ship to the Netherlands >>55319368
• Anon got some fake comply tips for here memebuds >>55319656
• Anon's package came in a week >>55319678 some grow leds for his greens >>55319704 >>55319782
• Anon got the red JJRC H22 Quadcopter >>55320895 try recalibrating the gyros!
• Anon got a fake Rolly watch >>55320931
• Another KingDian S280 >>55321262 >>55321364
• Anon got two cree lights >>55321275 >>55321341
• Anon finds coupon for Xiaomi's Roidmi 2S (lets you transmit bluetooth to your car radio frequencies) normally priced at $29.88 with coupon $18.99 >>55321743
• Anon cripples his MIXZA microsd with Eye-Fi firmware >>55314504 >>55314525
• Anon's 10cent purchase arrived fast >>55323341


Previous thread >>55314464
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thanks
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2nd for cheap multitools
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I got a package /csg/!

I wonder what I got?
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some one buy these goddamn lemons and report back.

>>55323283


anyone know why are they so cheap?
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To the anons who started posting about knives here.

Fuck you.

I want one.
There are hundreds at GB.
I'm very indecisive.
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>>55323950
big dildo
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It's a 99 cent aluminum tube!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/381598558046 (Blue #1)
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>>55323953
Probably all close to going off or will go off while they're being sent to your house.
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>>55323974
it looks like a >>55323966
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>>55323988
This.

Maybe pests out the ass too.
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Last minute update since I ran out of space but anon got his 10 cent chink shit in record time >>55323341 >>55323402 >>55323528


>>55323900
>accidentally used old sharkpad template

Please don't print any mousepads with the one in the OP, use pic related instead.
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I ordered some shit on june 22 from gearbest, still getting "Sorry, your shipping information has not updated yet!"

>>55323900
thank you based chink shill

>>55322619
>IR thermometer:
crap, I've wanted to buy one of these for a long time. anyone knows how these things work? wonder if the specs are mostly bullshit, or if the differences between products really matter. I've found 2 on GB:

http://www.gearbest.com/tools/pp_261762.html
>11.99
>Temperature range: -50 to 550 Deg.C

http://www.gearbest.com/thermometers/pp_378085.html
>$8.99
>Temperature range: -50 to 380 Deg.C ( -58 to 716 Deg.F )
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>>55323974
>>55323996
i want one. but what does it do?
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>>55324017
things
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>>55324007
I got an electric milk frother whisk from Ali delivered in 6 days, over the new year.

Ordered it Boxing Day, arrived New Years Day.
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>>55324017
Click on the damn eBay link.. it's a flashlight
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2xAAA Cree LED flashlight. Here's a complete disassembly.

There was a weird white residue on the front cone piece when I got it so I probably have cancer now. It puts out a very cool, purple-ish hotspot and is basically all flood (as is every light this cheap, because proper reflectors cost money), with a very light, minor spill. The clip feels cheap but it works so far. Like all cheap Chinese lights it's momentary off, meaning you can click it on and then depress the switch (but not click it) to temporarily turn the light off.

It's daytime so I can't really show off good pics of it in action. It has a WAY cleaner beam than the last 99 cent light I bought.
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>>55324010
Did you try to look at 17track for your shipping number?
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Please buy lemons
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Ordered on 15th June from Gearbest.
They shipped it using Czech post.

Still can't track it.
Opened a ticket and chinks told me to wait a little more
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>>55324047
n-no. first time buyer here
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>>55324069
the lemons is in the sorry
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2 metric tons of pineapples for 3.60$.

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Pineapple_50025290118.html
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>>55324047
oh, nice:
>In Transit
>Switzerland(Swiss Post)
>Latest Event -- 2016-06-24 17:05 Asendia Hong Kong, The consignment has left the Swiss border point

>In Transit
>Switzerland(Swiss Post)
>Latest Event -- 2016-06-24 17:05 Asendia Hong Kong, The consignment has left the Swiss border point


how much time should this take?
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>>55324119
It keeps getting better.
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>>55324119
>Ali Akbar
sounds trustworthy
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>>55324119
even the sand in recommended links is more expensive
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you can buy live cows,chicken ,and camels on alibaba.what can the chinks not sell!!!!

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/cattles-Holstein-Friesian-Cow_50029072746.html

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/low-land-live-camel_50029424480.html
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>>55324119
>ali akbar

they are probably IEDs
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>>55324119
>Green color: Extremely Sweet
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>>55324179
None of them are from chinks, mate.
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>>55324152
>>55324182
rude
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>>55324179
>chink cows
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>>55324119
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>>55324179
Now I want to buy a cow to punch it
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>>55324090
Then do it. I think it's the best tracking track service. They have an App too, so you can look for the package status on the way.
The Gearbest tracking service is shit.
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>>55324194
we're all chinks on the inside.
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>>55324214
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>>55324226
yeah, I already did: >>55324145
thanks a lot m8. guess I should have read the wiki before ordering.
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>>55324214
>Min.Order Quantity: 20 Unit/Units
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>>55324291
What a buzzkiller
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FREE CHINK APPLES

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/2015-new-crop-of-fresh-royal_1653031444.html
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A shitty usb sound card dongle costs 20 euro here in the Netherlands(my laptop sound jack is fubar)

I will NOT be jewed out of my money,this thing should cost jack shit.

Where could I find something like this for a reasonable price?
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>>55324291
>not buying 20 cows that die during the long shipping time to your house
>not taking a pic of the rotting carcasses for /csg/
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>>55324350
less than a euro on ali
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>>55324350
sigh
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>>55324360
I'm now imaging a herd of cows waiting for weeks in some parcel center
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>>55323900
thanks for the summary OP, was nice to read a summary without navigating through the previous thread.
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https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Frozen-horse-carcass-_50022158522.html?spm=a2700.7724838.0.0.7PYsH1
>Frozen horse carcass
>Style: Alive
I THINK I'VE GONE IN TOO DEEP BOYS
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>>55323953
>>55324119
>>55324335

whats the catch how will i get chinked?
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>>55324119
how does this end up in China?
is it likely some form of synthetic plastic-infused fruit?
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>>55324425
>Certification: HALAL
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>>55324425
dig a little deeper, maybe you'll find cryogenically frozen lolis.
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>>55324425
>Certification: HALAL
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>>55324179
I wonder if I can find camel milk on this site? I always wanted to see what camel milk taste like.
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>>55324469
its from the united arab emirates not china.probably rotten or infused with aids.
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Think one of these is safe to use? I've heard chink plastic isn't to be trifled with.

For some reason my dad gave one to me(got it for free from his job), but it looked really chinky cheap to me, so I went up on Ali and boom, there it was. But I'm still sort of hesitant to drink from it.

Also, planning on just getting rid of the fucking speaker(seriously, why the fuck would you want one attached to a god damn bottle)part and use it as a more sturdy water bottle.
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>>55324513
go away Sweden this is a Chinese fruit discussion thread
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>>55324179
Oh wow. Those are pretty cheap. I thought cattle was more expensive.
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>>55324512
close. ghana
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>>55324513
>stinky chinky electronic water bottle
sounds trustworthy
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>>55324538
It's cheap in the third world.
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>>55324456
You probably have to pick them up yourself.
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>>55324179
can we get a camel review pls?
would like to see some benchmarks.
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>>55324550
yea youre right i was looking at the seller
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>>55324041
Update on this light: it rattles around a little bit and there's something like a hair maybe? or dirt? inside the bulb that causes a small dark spot to appear in the beam. I can't get any good pics because it's daytime but it's right fucked.
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>>55324537
I'm sorry. I just want to chink with you guys.
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>>55324513
>useless piece of garbage that might impact your health
>"should I use it goys???"

just don't fucking use it, what's the problem here.
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>>55324179
>Port of Origin: Denmark
>Sender: Ali Younus

kek
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>>55324513
throw it away
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Bought some knockoff Ray Ban Wayfarers. Unfortunately the listing got taken down like 7 hours ago or something, but the seller sells them on a new website now.
They're not quite 1:1 with real Ray Bans. You'd be hard-pressed to tell the difference, but there is a difference. For one, the inside letters have these weird jpg looking artifiacts hanging around some of the letters. One of they Ray Ban logos on the arms has an extra bit of black plastic on it as well. Other than that, the glasses are 1:1. Would recommend for $20, which is what I paid.
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>>55324612
I want a fancy water bottle dammit, It's my only wish in life.

>>55324641
That seems a bit drastic.
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Do chinks not realize they could make even more money if they added US LTE bands to their phones?
And I'm talking just a couple like the Redmeme Note Three
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>>55324651
Here's a pic of that arm logo. A piece of the silver bit, whether it be paint or plating, has chipped off, and there's an extra bit of black plastic above the y for no reason.
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>>55324425
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>>55324674
you're not the target market. They sell hundreds of millions of phones in africa and india
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>>55324675
And a pic of the weird artifacting on the letters
Don't mind the glasses being covered in gray fuzzies btw, that's just from the shit microfiber cloth
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>>55324651
is the case shit? that's often how people can tell
not that it matters if you're actually wearing the glasses
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>>55324672
a water bottle is for holding water.a speaker is for playing music,they dont mix well.stop being retarded.
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>>55324698
Well you can screw off the radio. It's detachable.
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>>55324675
this is chipped paint.
>>55324696
just a shitty printer
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>>55324697
Case is ok. It feels pretty sturdy. The Ray Ban seal thing got misprinted and there's a bunch of empty spots because of it, but it's fine. Pic related. Also it smudges kinda easy if you get some friction going.
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>>55324693
I think you're missing the fact that they could drastically increase those sales as well.
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>>55324010
anyone?

>>55324674
this. same for my country, btw.

>>55324693
>africa and india
>hundreds of millions of phones
I don't think they are that rich
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>>55324721
I don't know what kind of chink wizardry made this paint chip in one part but not chip away when I dig at it with my fingernail for a few seconds. Top quality stuff.
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>>55324672
Get a Takeya or something if you want fancy.
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>>55324601
>hair inside

Chinks confirmed for Pajeet 2.0.
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>>55324651
>>55324675
>>55324696
Yeah that's one of the older gen Ray Ban copies that are shittily made, the protruding logo on the side being the biggest giveaway since real ones don't have that and more recent fakes now have it as well.
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>>55324696
>hand made in Italy
real ray-bans are now made in China and don't say that
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>>55324743
does India or Africa have 4G?

>>55324749
india buys medium quality phones like the redmi and Africa buys those shitty $10 huawei phones. I was really surprised at the mobile coverage that Africa has these days
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>>55324832
those shitty huawei phones don't even support LTE, they barely support 3G.
we are talking about phones that have LTE chips, but are not compatible with LTE networks in western countries.
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>>55324822
>>55324830
I don't doubt that this is an older gen, but this is a knockoff of the Original Wayfarers, which do have a protruding logo and say that they're made in Italy
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>>55324832
>I was really surprised at the mobile coverage that Africa has these days
Hell, its probably better than Murica at this point. Its amazing how shit our infrastructure is. We pay out the ass for shit.
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I'm from eastern EU and ordered a redmeme from Top
my package just got 'dispatched to overseas', how long until it's here
I'm not asking to annoy, I'm moving in a few days
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>>55324939
I would never order anything form China if I expected to not live at the shipping address 90 days or less after I ordered it.
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>>55323957
You tell me.
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>>55324939
slavs are retarded
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>>55323957

What do you need a knife for?
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got an email, "tech deals":
http://uidesign.gearbest.com/GB/mail/2016/G0625.html

>>55324939
u fucked up m8
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So, what are the go to cheap chinkphones these days?
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>>55325008
Not him but I can use it to stab illegal sudacas when they ask for spare change in the street
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>>55324977
Get one with the Spyderco thumbhole. Flippers are nice, thumbstuds suck, but the thumbhole is perfect.
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>>55325046
I don't know what you're talking about but it sounds lewd
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If you're looking for chink shit recommendations, check these guys out.

Dirty Reviews - longest running cancer, known for referral link spamming and posh accent:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Awful Reviews/China Stuff Guy - known for incoherent rambling reviews and ham hand unboxings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

Unbiased Reviews - his leg fell off after a motorcycle accident so he makes chink shit reviews to stave off insanity:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Reviews - shills A LOT and hosts the /csg/ radio show:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

/csg/ reviews - new kid on the block, doesn't shill much but videos are decent:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

Common purchases across them are chink mechanical keyboards, BM-800s, mouth fedoras, knives and meme earphones.
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>>55324875
No you're asking the Chinese to support your particular bandwith in all their phones and I'm telling you that they're not gonna increase the cost of their phone for someone who isn't in their target market. The difference in cost is probably their entire profit margin.

As long as the phone works in whatever third world country they're selling it they're happy. If you want a US version convince people to stop buying iphones
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>>55325076
I hate that crap.

If you have something to say about chink stuff just add it to the wiki.
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>>55325076
>youtube video reviews for 3 dollar chink items

literally why
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Has anyone else ordered these fake wayfarers?

http://m.aliexpress.com/item/32684377099.html

Anyone have pictures of the real thing? What is the quality like?
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>>55325076
>yfw you realize their intentions was to earn good boy points from gaybeast
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>>55325111
Gotta get those goodboy points so I can keep on buying chinkshit anon
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>>55323957
>>55324977
Sanrenmu 7010, whatever colour or style you like. They're all the same but varying amounts of edginess.

/csg/ anon shill video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvkplM4bwPc

non-/csg/ knife nut review:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8ptgiZ-5e4

Great knife and very cheap for a folding frame locker.
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>>55325130
Is your time really worth so little that making a video for 50 cents is worth it? I'm a fucking high school teacher in a postgommie shithole and even I wouldn't bother. I thought you fags are all 300k starting math majors here
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After spending a bit of time with this knock-off Wiimote and beating a few games, I can say that this is pretty shit. The nunchuck is awful. The joystick is one of the worst things I've used. The actual Wiimote is okay. All of the buttons feel like the real thing.
Wii MotionPlus works well too. I played through Skyward Sword with this thing.
It was an okay $8 spent.
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>>55325133
This reviews are pretty much useless.

Just a guy flipping a knife in front of his table, with no actual use.
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>>55325111
>mfw i have plans to do youtube video reviews for 1 dollar chink items
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>>55325185
Oh I'm not one of them, I have a shitty job in a 3rd world shithole and wouldn't whore myself like that either, but to each his own I guess.
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>>55325133
>thumbstud
NO
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>>55325114
Only a few posts above yours
>>55324651
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>>55325037
Redmi 3s, hands down.
Kudos if ordering the gold one for extra savings, you'll look gay tho
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>>55325272
what's the problem with those?
the first guy seems to open the knife quite easily
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>>55325311
the second guy, rather
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>>55325285
>>55325114
That's not the same model as >>55324651
The one at >>55324651 is a knockoff of the "Original Wayfarer" model and the one at >>55325114 is a knockoff of the "New Wayfarer"
They have slightly different shapes, angles, completely different side logos, front metal bits, and the New Wayfarers say Made In China
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>>55325285
Those are from a seller that got banned from Ali, I don't know if it's the same seller that I linked
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What are some good headphones that are NOT earbuds? Everywhere I look the only things that are getting reviewed/recommended are earbuds.
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Any recommended home decor related chink shit? I'm moving out in a few months and I want to do something more unique than just memeing it up with IKEA shit. Plus I'd rather not give my money to the Nordic Jew.
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Gearbeat said rhwy would refund me because thebitem was faulty. It was almost 5 days ago and money is still not in ky gb wallet. Should i open another ticket?
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>>55325372
I don't have any money.
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>>55325311
http://www.everydaycommentary.com/2013/01/edc-primer-deployment-methods-or-why.html
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>>55325187
can i get link please?and do they work with dolphin?

i want to get the original ones to play on dolphin but everyone on craigslist wants to sell the entire console.

other anons have experience with chink wii motes?
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>>55325238
Second guy talks at length about how he's used it in the woods for tasks and it held up well out of the box, I don't think you can expect people to go out and stab pig carcasses for every knife review.
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>>55325388
You okay there mate?
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>>55325388
Maybe they just can't understand what you are saying, I barely can.
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>>55325372
Because unlike earbuds, really cheap full size cans are really bad compared to more expensive ones, and at 100+ you can just buy decent "western" brands.
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>>55325372
Superlux HD668B and HD681EVO are the most recommended non-earbud headphones.
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>>55324119
>"anon! What have you been ordering now?!" screams mum
>hear beep beep outside
>there's a lorry reversing into the drive
>suddenly the rear door opens
>2 metric tons of pineapple rolls out as a crowd gathers to watch
>you spend 4 hours shepherding pineapples into the garage
>sweating, you notice a small note on the tarmac under the last few pineapples
>you reach for it, sweat dripping off your brow
>you told yourself after the incident with the metric ton of lemon you would never order fruit again, but you couldn't resist those low low prices
>you read the note
>"thank for order you live happy long time. Please give 5 star!!!"
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Poor college students will never be noodle-less again for the low, low price of ~$100k.
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Automatic-Instant-Rice-Noodle-Making-Machine_1246734893.html?s=p
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>>55325372
Are you talking about portable or for computer use?

I have a pair of Takstar 2050 which I am very happy with. Really comfortable, good build quality, nice sound. My only issue is the cable is a bit meh, but for 23 bucks it has been one of the best headphones I've used.
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>>55325468
Nice. You could live exclusively on noodles, dried mango, lemons and pineapple all arriving at your door from China.
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>>55325468
Alibaba is fucking crazy, I've only bought on Aliexpress before.
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>>55324335
how big is the free sample?a single apple?
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>>55325416
I hate typing on phone. Cs lady understood me perfectly and allowed me to choose between getting another item for free or getting the redund. I picked the latter and closed the ticket for some reason. But nothing is happening.
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>>55325436
10/10
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>>55325468
>rice noodles

Might as well eat dirt.
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>>55325400
>WAAHH THE STUD SOMETIMES 2% OF THE TIME SNAGS ONTO MY POCKET LINING AND IT ISN'T UTTER EASY MODE 'DEPLOYMENT' FOR NIGGER STABBING

There's absolutely nothing wrong with thumb studs, it takes 10 minutes to get used to it then you can flip it out as easily as any other easy mode method.
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Whats the go to chinktablet with stylus support these days?
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>>55325525
CHINKED
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>>55325516
Can you even buy stuff from Alibaba without owning a business?

They way I understand it AliExpress is Alibaba for regulars.
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>>55325436
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>>55325534
shoo shoo benchmade shill
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>>55325539
Well, fuckers. I won't leave it like this and open pp dispute if they refuse to give my cash back.
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>>55325129
gaybeast?
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>>55325672
gearbest true name
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anyone knows where to get pic related or similar fakes?
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Quick Charge 2.0 working on Mi Max regular version.

15W charge - 2W wasted.

1.2 minutes = 1%
36 minutes = 30%

I don't have a Quick Charge 3.0 to check, and I have no plans to buy one, QC2.0 is fine(and cheap).
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>>55325715
Always wondered why this matters. Charging my RN3P for half an hour is a full day of use, yet people bitch about not being able to destroy their battery faster. I purposely use a 500mAh charger at night.
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[spoiler]What is going to happen to my package due to Canada Post going on strike?
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For $1.81 US, this charger is unbelievably high quality. Designed by LiteOn for Microsoft Japan. I ripped it apart and examined it closely; it's not a fake. There are only good engineering decisions and only modern parts. I'm seriously not sure how these got into my hands for this price. Maybe they made too many of them and pawned them off to wholesalers? Maybe Microsoft made them for some new device, then canceled the device and had these leftover? I seriously don't know. Elsewhere they sell them for $7-10, and they're honestly worth that price. Brand name, UL listed, 94V-0, and reliable performance for pretty close to cost-of-components.

I bought it here: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/microsoft_1621/32640462356.html but that seller always correctly marks his packages with value of contents. Other sellers have identical listings.

But I actually care if the things I plug into outlets are safe. I'm sure many in this thread don't care, so $1.81 will seem too expensive. It's also 1 port, not 2+. It's also 1.2A, not 2.1A+. It doesn't use the apple charging standard, so apple devices might refuse to charge faster than 500mA. But I think it's great value. I bought 1, tore it apart, then bought 5 more.
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>>55325761
I'm scared too anon, I have 9 items coming in July.
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Any recommendations on a chink device that will let me use an old sony microphone that outputs very low signal with line-level inputs like on my PC?
It's an ECM-270 electret condenser mic that has a AA battery for power.
So far I've only been able to get decent volume out of it with my tascam DR-something portable recorder, which must have some level boosting magic or something.
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>>55325801
>1.2A
>$1.8
If I wanted to get rip off I would buy at BestBuy.
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>>55325801
Hello Eric.
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Is it possible to get a Docking Station for my Thinkpad from the chingchongs?

I don't care if it's not original as long as it works.
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>>55325686
How come?
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>>55325838
Sell it on eBay or donate it to a museum and get a BM-800.

Also it looks like a female masturbators.

Fucking Japan always being lewd and shit.
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>>55325801
More info:

The case is 2.3mm thick polycarbonate, very substantial, feels solid, and will survive abuse. Case structure is very compactly designed, I can't imagine it being smaller. The outlet blades are well mounted - the case was molded around them with extra plastic to reinforce the area. The bridge rectifier is a modern smd chip, not 4x rectifier diodes like cheap units. The safety capacitor has a Mohm resistor, which is always scrapped in cheap units. The mains filter cap is split into two: one small connected directly to the rectifier, one large that's connected through a fuse. This is smart engineering - if the circuit fails dramatically, the large capacitor will be cut off and the output will cut to 0, but the small capacitor will remain connected which keeps the circuit behaving predictably after failure. The capacitors near the output are solid state polymer caps, so if they fail, they won't blow gunk out the usb port. The isolation slot it's just a slot, they filled it with two walls of plastic. Bad isolation is the most common safety issue on cheap units, but this design is as safe as it gets. And it uses a schottky diode for output rectifying. Each of these design tidbits costs extra money, and cheap units would certainly be scrapped for cheaper parts in a fake or clone. This thing is legit.

other review: http://lygte-info.dk/review/USBpower%205V%201.2A%20Microsoft%20Japan%201621%20UK.html
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No new replies from GB, so I missed that GB shill club chance by answering more than just A.
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>>55323900
I want a cheap Bluetooth keyboard for a HTPC setup. This is what I found. What does /g/ recommend?

https://www.fasttech.com/products/0/10002169/1156100-mini-49-key-handheld-rechargeable-bluetooth-v30-wi
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>>55325910
what does it say
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>>55325941
bluetooth chink keyboard are generally garbage
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>>55325944
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>>55325869
memes
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>>55325910
Make another ticket asking the same thing
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>>55325955
then what should I buy?
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>>55326084
get a cheap mechanical keyboard.here's a good one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCdhLtxN-W8
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>>55324373
holy fuck that thing is a piece of shit
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>>55325883
I'm bad at electronics but shouldn't there be a larger gap between the high voltage side and the port?
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Do the chinks have something along these lines that won't catch on fire? I'm looking mainly for a thunderbolt 2 hub, but if it hugs the computer like a landing zone does, even better.

I know that this shit ain't worth $200
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>>55325838
Looks like a normal XLR-XLR cable, you'd need a chink phantom power or audio interface to give it enough power. 18v is the minimum they'll need as condensers bring in volume by electrifying the plates inside the mic. Direct line input doesn't cut it.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Recording-Studio-Microphone-Professional-Broadcast-48V-Phantom-Power-Supply-For-Condenser-Microphone-Power-Condensador-Microfone/32251380822.html

That's a really nice pair of mics, personally I'd go for a Focusrite 2i2 or a Presonus Audiobox so you can use them for podcasts or music. Look for used ones in your area, they go for really cheap from failed musicians.
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>mfw still waiting on 2 more pairs of 320ohm headphones
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wonder if they chinese sell cheap copies of these things: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DiqL8iFD8g
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Praise our chinese overlords from Xiaomi? Praise our chinese overlords from Xiaomi!

>SD625
>3GB (probably 3/32)
>1080p (?)
>up to 24 MP (prob 16MP ?)
>Android 6.0.1

http://www.gsmarena.com/new_mysterious_xiaomi_markw_device_spotted_on_gfxbench-news-19112.php
http://www.gsmarena.com/new_mysterious_xiaomi_markw_device_spotted_on_gfxbench-news-19112.php
http://www.gsmarena.com/new_mysterious_xiaomi_markw_device_spotted_on_gfxbench-news-19112.php

Maybe Redmeme 4?
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>>55325910
I had the exact same message, all they want from you is to reply "my order was satisfactory, no problems", once you do that they say "we are pleased to hear that, here are the links for shilling"

I know it sounds insane but that's how I got into their program. Replying A or B isn't enough.
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Just in time for SHARK WEEK!
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>>55326112
>for an HTPC setup
Wireless is a must
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>>55326237
Oh shit and it prints perfectly now!
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>>55325972
They want this. Trust me. I'm anon from >>55326228

It sounds ridiculous but they're serious about you saying A followed by saying how nice their order was. Gearbest fishing for compliments or checking you're a subservient good boy shill I guess.
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>>55325114

Ordered. Will tell you if they're any good in a month or so
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>>55326295
/csg/ help this guy out.i have no idea what he's talking about.
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>>55326228
>>55326313
I sent this one.
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>>55326338
Stupid questions don't need answers.
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>>55326180
You don't deserve it, pay $200 like the goy you are, macfag
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>>55326296
Yea I waited until the image was redone, 1st prints were a lil off
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>>55326338
>Home Teather PC

>>55326295
how about this?
www.gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_194223.html
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>>55326364
>being critical about the shipping speed in response so Lani is yelled at by her bosses and made to fix your "problem"

Just be all positive and get the good boy points ffs. You're fucking it up for yourself.
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Hey guys. I don't know if you remember me or not, but I am the guy in Malaysia who got his Zenfone 2 stolen.

I bought a Redmi 3 Pro, but it turned out to be the Chinese module. What is the simplest/ recommended way to change the rom to a global one? I have a 64-bit computer if that helps.

Thanks in advance!
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Don't do this it distracts >>55326313 them as seen in >>55325910 just press A
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>>55325715
82 Minutes - 75%

So the Xiaomi claim that the Mi Max can be charged in under 2:30hours is true.

>Charge phone 2hours
>10 hours of screen on time
This is trully the future!
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Pretty sure I saw some anon post these in the old thread and I wouldn't mind getting one or two either. What do you guys think? Going by the description I can't tell if they draw something shitty on there for you or if you do it yourself. Wouldn't mind getting a cute drawing from a Chinese factory worker girl if it's the former.
http://www.gearbest.com/decorative-lights/pp_348974.html
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>>55326191
Thanks anon.
The cables it come with are some weird screw-on XLR to phono plug. The owners manual for it makes no mention of phantom power or anything. Would using 48V on it damage them?
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>>55326446
>DIY design, with PC material, you can draw the picture what you like.

You have to draw shit yourself
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>>55326382
>Mac
>Bad
Stay ignorant.
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good chink mouse bungees anywhere?
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>>55326446
get them to draw a shark on it
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>>55326433
They didn't let me through with just an A response.
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>>55326480
Add smilies, chinks love smilies :)))))
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>>55326488
;-)
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>>55326470
>he paid 2000$ for his facebook machine to show off to his hipster friends who can't tell the difference to a chinese knock-off or a random chrome book with an apple sticker
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>>55325883
I got pic related from GearBest is supposed to be Quick Charge 2.0 for $4, got 5 one came faulty and here is the pic, looking at it it looks of similar quality than yours.

This one charges for like 10min then it stops charging.
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>>55326488
Already got through, Ashley at Gearbest doesn't need smileys to be won over by me.

I think maybe some customer service agents don't give a fuck and accept A alone while others follow company protocol and demand Gearbest compliments before getting into the club.
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It's actually a really sturdy computer. I know I overpaid for it, but if it'll last me through college I'm gonna consider it a good purchase.
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>>55326469
I suppose that makes sense. Guess I could say something like "I would love to have an illustration of a shark on it but I'm not good at drawing, would you be able to get someone to draw it for me?" in the order, and if it doesn't work out then I'll just do it myself.
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>>55326529
Meant to quote
>>55326503
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recommend me a digital watch
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>>55326426
bump
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>>55326547
Terrorist casio original
Terrorist casio knock off
Cheap and shitty timex
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>>55326575
/csg/ approved
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How hard did I get chinked?
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>>55326470
Stay goy, but don't come here asking for fair prices
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>>55326237
how long did you have to wait?
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>>55325349
Where are they even supposed to be made? pretty sure that pic related (new wayfarer) is legit. I also got a rayban like 6 years ago from the same store that said made in china. Doesn't seem to be a good indicator unless I got chinkd by my local glasses jew.
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>>55326601
>Your's Name
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why do the chinese sell tablets with WINDOWS? WHY THE HELL would anyone want windows in a tablet...
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>>55326601
Jesus fuck. Are the chinks going to improve their english at some point?

What did you ordered?
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Redmi 3s benchmarks from the Vietnamese. Beats the redmi 3 by a good amount. https://youtu.be/N8CuvyTG0tw?t=289
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>>55326426
/csg/ pls...
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>>55326426
>>55326554
Get the unlock code from Xiaomi, might take a couple of days. Or was that only for the RMNote 3?
After that simply get the rom from xiaomi.eu
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>>55326529
I paid 800€ for a 14" chinkpad with i5 4200U, 8GB, Samsung 840 Pro 256GB.
Sturdy, very good hardware, cheap. Why pay more for a fagbook machine?
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Do the 10 cent codes still work?
If so, does someone mind posting them again?
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>>55326725
Thanks man, will look into it.
Alternatively, is there a faster method?
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Got my huion drawing tablet today!
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>>55326857
Draw MITU with a huge penis with huge veins.
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>>55326799
You don't need to unlock the bootloader to flash the xoaomi roms just grab and flash the global ROM with miflasher.
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How are the kingdan ssds? They better then hdds?

Im looking into a ssd for an image drive, and dont want to spend much money,
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>>55326864
Not on PC right now, but will have to draw a mitu one day. It might have a cute dragon penis.
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>>55326547
Lange Zeitwerk, G. Gerlach Kosmonauta, Casio DW5600, Casio f108w, chink knockoff of casio 168a
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>>55326857
How does it compare to non-chink tablets?
>>
been 5 days and AliExpress still hasn't gotten back to me about verifying my identity
maybe they don't want my money?
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Are the 60U$S Chinkcasters at Gearbest actual, completely functional, not fake, not child oriented, not oversized MIDI Player, electric guitars? It's fucking cheaper than the cheapest Acoustic.
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I'm thinking of getting the following setup. Any thoughts? I think it'll be pretty neat being this cozy in the xiaomi world.
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>>55326949
>>55326949
Well, dont have them to compare to :p only used my parents surface pro before.

Other than that, its small, allright. I got the cheapest one. It feels a bit plasticy, but it works. And the driver is okay i guess. All buttons are configurable. You dont have to install a driver on windows 10, but it is recommended that you do.
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>• Another reason to buy chink shit, local store charges Apple fags €129,99 for a 10000mAh powerbank >>55316410 → #

Holy shit you people are autistic. "It's expensive so it MUST be for people that buy Apple products!" How do you delude yourselves this far?
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>>55327009
Wait for miband 2
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Oukitel K10000 Sale
dropped from $160 to $142.99 on everbuying.net

http://www.everbuying.net/product1123060.html

Get that 10,000mAh battery hybrid phone fags

http://www.androidheadlines.com/2016/01/featured-review-oukitel-k10000.html
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>>55327009
i wouldnt buy that shitty phone, and a mi band 2 is out now, zircons are better, fuck man you are fucking up so hard
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>>55327029
I believe it was in an Apple store or an official apple certified accessory

>Defending applel
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>>55327009
Get a Quick Charge 2.0 charger, there is little difference between 2.0 and 3.0, and the 2.0 charges range from $7 to $13
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Does anyone have that link to the fake Ray Bans? Does anyone know if they have they're actually filtered? Feel like coping me some eyewear.
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>>55326680
about the same time you improve your's mandarin, gweilo
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>>55327050
looks too fedora for me
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>>55327064
That's in an ad for what looks like the german version of a Best Buy anon, Apple doesn't have ads like that
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>>55326754
>800 euro for a chinkpad

You fucked up
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From 1% to 100% - 2:30hours
Okay Xiaomi lied, that's just 99% in 2:30hours, I guess I got chink'd once again.
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>>55327009
get a mi4c
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>>55327148
>You fucked up
Coming from someone who bought an iFag. Nice.
Tell me how i fucked up, go on, do it.
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>>55326754
That's uh, not much better than a Macbook Air, anon. In fact, the Macbook Air has considerably faster SSD.

I'm all for ThinkPads, but you fucked up.
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>>55327046

I hope the miband 2 has music control features, that'll be neat.


>>55327061

The Mi Max? That's a pretty good phone desu, 3GB of ram, MIUI, only downside I can think of is no LTE (but HSPA+) in the US, and no NFC.

>>55327070

The reason for the Quick charge 3,0 is because the Mi Max has a 4080 (or 4050, I forgot) Mah battery. reviews had even said thats quick charge 2.0 wont be fast enough for the phone
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>>55327003
probably better off getting a squier strat second hand from a pawn shop for around $50
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>>55327185
Got a custom SSD, that's not a stock one and you failed to tell me how i fucked up.
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>>55327200
no such thing as music control
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>>55327061

Also, just checked out the Zircons, holy shoot, Hi-Fi too? I might find out a way to get TIDAL music, so with those headphones that would be a killer combo.
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>>55327213
I live in fuck music land, also known as Uruguay. I'm not getting even a fucking used Memphis for 50U$S.
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>>55327242
Is this bait?
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>Over $1,200 USD on June.
I name June as the official month for Chink Shit.

Show us your June purchases folks.

>>55327200
>The reason for the Quick charge 3,0 is because the Mi Max has a 4080 (or 4050, I forgot) Mah battery. reviews had even said thats quick charge 2.0 wont be fast enough for the phone
Nigga I been posting for the past 2:30 hours updates of my Mi Max battery charging time using QC 2.0.

TL;DR It supports 15W charge, it charges from 1% to 99% in 2:30hours.
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>>55327217
1. $800 is too much for a ThinkPad.
2. A Macbook Air is barely more expensive.
If you don't like Macbooks, then alright, but your
>lol apple?? i also paid overprice for my thinkpad!!
Makes you look stupid.

>>55327242
>Tidal
What's wrong with you?
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>>55327016
Did you got the h420?

It looks too fucking small to draw on that.
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so how does the bootloader unlocking thing work with xiaomi devices? do i get somekind of code?
i ordered a rn3p but i wont get it for another 2 weeks. can i apply early for permission, or will something expire?
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>>55327242
>Zircons
Xiaomi Hybrids are better, I own both and I just take Zircons when I'm going to walk because I don't want to fuck the Hybrids cable while walking.
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>>55327184
Not that anon you're talking about, spending 800 euro on chinkpad is retarded. No one should go over 400. Unless you REALLY fucked up and got anything past the T420/X220, then you're using a chiclet keyboard abomination. Otherwise you're rocking a hilariously overpriced laptop you can get for a fraction of the price on ebay.
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>>55327009
You're already buying the memebuds from Gearbest why not sharks too? They're cheaper there as well.
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>>55327296
You can apply earlier, you just need to make a MI account, and if you already own a MI product that required an account and you have been using it for few months you're likely to get instant permission.

My Mi Band saved me the hassle since I been using it since release day.
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Meizu m2 mini. Bought locally btw.

+ Solid build quality
+ Flyme OS seems nice.

Ask questions and i will post feedback.
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Bought a ton of Cokin P filters, will report back when they arrive.
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g-g-g-guys...

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Street-Summer-Women-Men-T-shirt-Vaporwave-Harajuku-Tokyo-Video-game-Sailor-Moon-Pink-Print/32638041713.html
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>>55327279
>>55327259

I was going to get some hacked/modded apk or something of TIDAL online, there was no way I'm actually paying for it. If I cant, doesn't matter I'll stick to spotify or something.

>>55327271

Alright, that saves me a good $20, I have a 2.0 port, but I'll probably get the 6ft cord anyways.

>>55327297

Hybrids look really neat, thanks for the tip
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>>55327279
Are you retarded?
1. Shitbook air starts at 1099€.
2. Show me a 3 years old laptop with similar or better specs for the price.
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>>55327287
Meh, it works, if you have a 20" monitor, the 5" pad controls the whole area. The corner will always be in the corner etc.
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>>55327373
>Flyme OS
what's that?
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>>55327310
Bought it 3 years ago and you, too. Show me a laptop from 3 years ago with similar or better specs for the price.
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>>55327420
>if you have a 20" monitor, the 5" pad controls the whole area
That's my concern.

If you want to draw on let's say half of your screen or something with small details it's going to be tough.

Also the active area of the h420 is like 3" or something.
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>>55327310
(different anon here)
I've owned X61T and 2 X220 in the past, rocking T440s right now. It is the best thipad I've ever owned. They chicklet keyboard is actually really good, far better than the old one.
Best laptop I've ever owned.
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>>55327415
>he spent 800 euros on a Thinkpad
>not even a good Thinkpad but one made past 2011
>he ignored the advice of every Thinkpad sticky and general blowing his money pointlessly
>he could have built a great PC for 800 euros but he wanted to fit into a meme despite getting the worst example of the meme
>he's angrilly tapping away on a horrible chiclet keyboard justifying how bad he is with money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEZMNXz1JY

YOU
FUCKED
UP
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>>55327422
Another flavor of iOS wannabe like MIUI, but Flyme takes more seriously, hell Meizu phones have the "one button solution" like iPhones, aka just home, no back and menu buttons, but the home button does everything and it's actually kite nice.

By the way I'm not that Meizu Manlet 2 owner, but I have owned Meizu phones in the pass.
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http://www.gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_197064.html

Looks like it comes with a 1tb hdd which makes it a somewhat okay price.

It's also on banggood and apparently ships from a US warehouse? http://www.banggood.com/Xiaomi-New-Mi-WiFi-Router-Dual-Band-2_4GHz-5GHz-1167Mbps-802_11ac-Broadcom-4709C-1TB-6TB-p-981559.html

I wonder if it runs openwrt or if you can just install linux straight up on it.
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>>55326426
This is the recommended way, no unlocking needed.
http://en.miui.com/thread-235865-1-1.html
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>>55327410
Jesus Christ just bootleg your music like a normal person
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>>55327409
some danish piece of shit actually bought one. what a fucking madman.
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>>55327568

I do get a lot of my music illegally, but I like streaming some songs to ease off carrying 1,000+ songs.

normies on the other hand...
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>>55327573
I bet he also got a Fedora, a mouth fedora and a wrist fedora, maybe also fedora shoes.
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>>55327509
>Meizu phones have the "one button solution" like iPhones
eew
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>>55327564
Thanks man, really appreciate it.
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>>55327608
It's good, it's not retarded like in iPhones, In my opinion it works better than the 3 vanilla android buttons.
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>>55326754
Anon from >>55327476,
you fucked up.
I paid about 400€ on my T440s (was 4GB ram, HDD, HD+ TFT) and upgraded it to Full HD IPS, 256GB SSD and 12GB ram for about 150€ more. I ended up spending 75€ on genuine 72WH battery, simply because no fakes had such capacity, laptop lasts 10 hours of constant, normal use.

I wouldn't compare new thinkpads to macbooks price wise, simply because they are not that far off. Brand new thinkpads cost more than macbooks (quite a lot, too) and, contrary to popular belief here, macbooks are sturdy quite machines. They are pricey, but built really well and are not to be compared to cheap plastic pieces of shit. They are premium items, and as such they cost more.

>>55327545
The price is nowhere near OK tho. Drive will die within a year, guarantee it.

>>55327410
>what is Spotify
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http://www.banggood.com/2016midyear.html?utmid=796
this looks neat
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>>55327639
Here is a tip: If you want to avoid the Qualcomm driver installation, install "Mi PC Suite" and connect your phone, it will automatically install Qualcomm drivers.
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>>55327607
don't forget the dragon dildo and pinkie pie fleshlight plushie
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>>55327478
>he spent 800 euros on a Thinkpad
Yes and it feels so good.

>not even a good Thinkpad but one made past 2011
This is objectively wrong.

>he ignored the advice of every Thinkpad sticky and general blowing his money pointlessly
>he ignored my memes

>he could have built a great PC for 800 euros but he wanted to fit into a meme despite getting the worst example of the meme
Yeah, because i will carry a desktop PC with me you fucking autistic retard.

>he's angrilly tapping away on a horrible chiclet keyboard justifying how bad he is with money
CM Quickfire TK, but nevermind you autistic tool.

I would buy this laptop again any day you'd ask me. And again, you failed to show me how i fucked up and didn't show me a better device from 3 years ago.
Now either you show me a laptop for the same price that's better or you kindly shut your fucking autistic iFag trap.
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>>55327564
is there a miflash alternative for linux?
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>>55327721
You mad bro?
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>>55327668
Did you buy it used? If so, there's no point in discussing it, i don't buy used shit. Sorry.
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>>55327775
>You mad bro?
Nice meme, kind Sir.
Looks like someone can't prove his point...
Now fuck off, faggot.
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>>55327788
What's wrong with buying used? You get the same product for half the money.
If you don;t buy used why the fuck did you buy T440 in fucking Q2 of 2016? Have you heard of T460?
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>>55327814
This is hilarious holy shit dude im not even him HAHAHAHA DUDE you made my day i im holding my breath kekekekekk
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>>55327788
>i don't buy used shit
you fucking idiot
you literally got memed into buying a thinkpad without even understanding the point
the reason /g/ recommends thinkpads is that businesses buy them in bulk at full price, subsidizing all the nice consumer-extraneous features/quality, then resell them after a short cycle of use
you then buy one cheaply off a reseller, and either fix it up for the trivial costs of parts, or just use it as is
instead of doing this, you bought a new thinkpad after they scrapped most of what made the line worthwhile (build quality, keyboard, etc) for full (and unwarranted) price, and now want to flash your dick around because you think that means something
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>>55327869
this.
You, kind sir, are an idiot.
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>>55327217
A custom SSD is still going to be bottlenecked by the SATA connector, whereas macbooks come with a PCIe SSD
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>>55327843
1. I don't buy used tech because i don't trust it, unless from a person i know.
2. I bought my Laptop 3 years ago, maybe 3 and a half, but not now.
That's why i said it. Someone show me a better choice for the money from 3 years ago.
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>>55327639
No biggie I just used the guide myself last week. Couple of things were different for me though (I used 64bit Win10 on Virtualbox).
The device names in device manager (Android Composite ADB interface) were completely different, I think mine only said android (with a yellow triangle). But in the end that didn't affect anything, it was just a bit unnerving.
Also when I installed MiFlash it also installed the correct drivers. So when in the guide it said to browse for driver software to install, for me it did nothing as the correct drivers were already installed.
>>55327755
You can try Virtualbox with Windows guest. I used Windows host so don't know if it works on Linux (why shouldn't it though)
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>>55328037
Fuck off, go shit up some other thread
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>>55327869
Holy shit you are clinically retarded. I DO NOT CARE about old lenovo vs new. I got a good laptop for good money.
If you can't show me a better choice i could have bought 3 years ago for the same money, fuck off.
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>>55328037
Multiple anons have already pointed out why you're an absolute idiot who entirely missed the point of buying Thinkpads. Keep digging a hole for yourself and your massively overpriced Thinkpad, faggot.
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>>55328112
Put on a tripcode so I can filter you.
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>>55325510
Seconding the Takstars, best cheap open headphones out there!
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>>55328126
>>55328095
>>55328129
Show me a better alternative.
You can't?
Well proves how wrong you are.
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>>55328112
>>55328095
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How long do refunds take off Ali? its been a week ffs
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>>55328141
Dude just fuck off
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>>55328112
>>55328141
?
you could've gotten a t420 from a reseller for sub-$200, gotten 16gb ram+a nice ips screen for under another $200, and a larger ssd for, being generous, another sub-$200, leaving you with $200 left over, not even accounting for the conversion rate, and assuming you're just as bad at bidding/looking for shit online at good prices as you are at reading
maybe even slot in an overpowered cpu for under another $100 and still be way under budget
how am the retard here?
just accept you made a shit call and stop talking about it
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>>55328141
>GUYS I BOUGHT A MASSIVELY OVERPRICED LAPTOP """""NEW""""" BECAUSE I JUST DON'T TRUST USED SHIT DESPITE THE FACT I'M POSTING IN A CHEAP EXPLOSIVE CHINK GOODS GENERAL
>I'VE GOT MORE MONEY THAN SENSE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT
>LOOK OUT, PROVE ME WRONG OH WAIT YOU CAN'T?!?!!?!? *IGNORES BEING PROVEN WRONG*
>I'D BE TORN APART IN A CHINKPAD GENERAL SO I'LL JUST WAVE MY DICK HERE HOPING NO ONE CALLS ME OUT ON-- OH FUCK THEY CALLED ME ON MY IDIOCY AGAIN
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>>55328196
>a nice ips screen
am i the only one who likes the matte 900p screen?

i guess so
>>
at least the thread is on autosage now

someone make a new one
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>>55328232
this is hypothetical, one of his bragging points was his screen
the point is that you can buy an aftermarket screen cheaply/easily
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>>55328196
damn you are so angry
just accept your anger is because of your bad purchases in life or lack of funds to make better ones
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Best headphone for 70$? Preferably bluetooth
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>>55328262
I am calmly explaining to you how and why you made a mistake, and your response is "no u"?
I'm more than happy with my purchases, and on average they cost less than yours, leaving me with the budget for more of them
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Someone make new thread.
I'm too lazy.
Help, anon-san!
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>>55328302
>i5
>intel integrated
this guy is a joke
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>>55327678
>>55328080
Thanks a lot guys! I followed your advice and it really saved a lot of headache.

Now to download a 1.3GB rom file with a 100kb/s internet...
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>>55328267
IEMs? Get yourself Piston Hybrids + bluetooth dongle.
Bluetooth is shit for audio, don't.

>>55328302
Are we posting screenfetches now? I wanna join
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>>55328329
it's an x220t, but you still haven't actually responded to me in any meaningful way
what do you have to say about the fact that you overpaid for your machine or that it's not the most optimal thing you could've gotten despite repeatedly saying otherwise?
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>>55328360
Over ear
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>>55328196
Told you i don't like used tech.
I wanted a literally new laptop and got myself a good machine for good money.
Money wasn't really an issue, but imo there's no point in spending more than 800-900 for a device i basically just use for uni or light work.
And >>55328262 wasn't me.


>>55328205
Good god you're probably the biggest autist on this board right now.
1. I replied to someone about some macbook.
2. Yes i have money, you don't and i spend it as i please. Go cry to your mommy.
3. You still didn't. Told you already more than enough, show me a better alternative that isn't used or fuck off.
4. Why should i go on /tpg/ when all i did was reply to someone?
Also, that capslock make you look like a crayon munching autist even more.
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>>55328430
>I wanted a literally new laptop and got myself a good machine for good money.
what is your aversion to "used tech" though?
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>>55328394
Sorry, don't know shit about over ears, because glasses. Still, I would recommend getting wired ones and a bt dongle, at least you can use them "normally"

>>55328430
Honey, you are. You might have money, but if you keep spending it like this it won;t last you long.
You are a butt hurt child crying over people calling you out on the internet.
Look to the right top. There is a green dot. Press and hold it until screen turns black.
>>
Can this autism die with this thread?
>>
Will you retards shut the fuck up already? If I wanted to watch babies fling shit at each other I would look in a different /g/ thread.
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>>55326680
ordered one of those fake Nomos
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>>55328501
>don't know shit about over ears, because glasses
Unrelated, but what kind of glasses have a problem with over ear earphones? Never had that issue myself
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>>55328467
I simply don't trust it. It's the same with used cars, you never know what the former owner did to it.

>>55328501
>You are a butt hurt child crying over people calling you out on the internet
That comming from someone who just went full autism with capslock, has been called out multiple times hand still haven't given me an alternative.
I'm impressed you're still trying to make a point, albeit you clearly have nothing of value to say.
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>>55328636
>you never know what the former owner did to it
you don't care, unlike a car you can easily visually inspect it entirely, and replace anything that's not running perfectly with an objective upgrade easily
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>>55324179
>>55324179

OP anon please dont forget my post
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>>55328360
i wish people would stop shilling xiaomeme iems, there are better headphones on aliexpress even for the same price
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>>55328863
Such as?
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Is there any benefit (for me) to giving feedback on aliexpress?
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>>55328933
some sellers give you coupons for like 1-3$
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>>55328661
Maybe, but if i have to replace a mainboard/cpu on a used lapop i just bought, i could have bought a new one to begin with.
Also, you can't really tell how many hours a used laptop has on its back and all that. I'm just very cautious with this, because i can't afford my laptop to brake down on me.
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>>55328873
senfer ue
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>>55328993
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEE
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>>55323900
Ayy, so what about making a PiCade with china parts?
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>>55328993
>>55329089
ignore and hide frog posters
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>>55328970
>look for an eBay reseller of thinkpad
>look for listings with lots of pictures + a warranty
>look at sellers feedback
>do they do professional refurbs? if yes, all the better
>buy laptop, use it for a week, if it has something wrong send it back and get another free

I've never, ever had a bad experience with used Thinkpads and neither have the majority of /g/ or /tpg/. Your aversion to "used" things is dumb and your analogy about cars is balls out retarded because business laptops are rarely used for more than 12 months and even then only lightly used in a business setting. After that they are sold off by businesses and are sold by pajeet who clean it up within an inch of its life to be sold back to you like new. If you got a refurb Thinkpad and a new Thinkpad without knowing which is which you wouldn't be able to tell so this new things only is your own dumbassery and ignorance, which is what anons are calling you out on. You're a pussy who paid too much for something needlessly in a general about buying chink products on a tight budget. It doesn't add up.

A car is run down through thousands of miles over years until someone gets sick of maintaining it. A laptop does not compare to a fucking car.
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>>55327608

Works really nice. Plus you have recent tasks scrolling up on the side of the button.
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>>55327478
>>he spent 800 euros on a Thinkpad

I spent 3k (cnd) on my thinkpad t60p uh 8-9 years ago?

I mean it was brand new, decked out with the drivebay battery, drivebay hdd caddy, the super awesome docking bay with pci slot, the firegl card (that was a mistake...) highest resolution (1680x1050 at the time..)

Shits expensive.

My used x230 was like $1300 after taxes/shipping/import duty. Bought that a year ago. I think it's the best x230 lenovo sold, like every checkbox checked - ips,max ram,i7,expanded battery, ssd, backlit keyboard.

Shit was silly, I'm guessing the guy who sold it to me didn't buy it and a company did so he just got the best shit.

It was pristine, I was rather shocked it must have been used only a few times. Not a single scratch or any indication it had been used.

My only regret is it doesn't have a 1080p screen (no x230s do).
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>>55329146
Frogposting is a core tenet of 4chan. Get out, normie.
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We need a new thread.
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>>55327509

> Manlet

Super confy phone. I like the 4'5 or 4'7 size, but since its a light and thin phone, its rather nice
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>>55329180
"Sad Frog" is tweeted out by Katy Perry and Rihanna at this point. It isn't a 4chan thing, it is a reddit and facebook normalfag thing. You missed the boat on being in on the joke and now you look like a normie idiot by frogposting.
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>>55329180
frogposting is literally the most normalfag meme other than grumpy cat
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>>55329107
maybe if there were a single old game that I wanted to play
but, there isn't
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>>55329107

I have been thinking about it - with one of these pandora carts, a jamma harnass, psu, screen and some buttons - it should be pretty cheap.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Arcade-parts-Bundles-kit-With-645-in-1-Pandora-s-Box-4-Long-shaft-Joystick-Silver/32589841504.html

$130 for it (well more because that seller wants to do DHL, but buying that shit from different sellers will avoid that)

I'm just hoping some anon shows up who has used a pandora cart.

They even sell coin slots so you can start making money to pay for more Chinese things.
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>>55329180
fresh off the boat eh?
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>>55325510
>>55328139
where are you finding these for $23?
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>>55329204
our chink shill op is lagging behind.i say we open a dispute and give him 1 star,hopefully Cathy will execute him.
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not exactly cheap, but cheaper than buying a fully built bike.
pretty impressed so far.
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>>55329233
We're gonna take it back.
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>>55329158
If you never had negative experience, good for you. I simply don't want used shit, call it dumb, suit yourself. I have never used anything used and won't do so in the future.
And that's the point, there is no better NEW device for the price.
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>>55328971
I´m curious, do you own them?
How would you describe them?
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>>55329402
>I have never used anything used and won't do so in the future

A fool and his money. Hope you've got a lot of job security, anon.
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New thread pls.
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what if everyone in this thread is a gearbest employee
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>>55329453
Then who is buying?
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...
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>>55329465
i thought that was a given
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>>55326455
No 48v is industry standard for condensers
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>>55329304
They used to be available on Aliexpress for 35, with jewpons you could bring the price down.
I got mine for 29, sad that they aren´t that common anymore...
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