/csg/ Chink Shit General

Holy shit you can brick your sharks! It has a cpu onboard with firmware that can be overwritten - which fucks the device's performance!

I know this is true because I crippled my 64gb mixza with Eye-Fi firmware. As soon as I plugged it into my second pc, the damn Eye-Fi drivers popped up with "Oh look, I found an Eye-Fi card plugged in! Let me update it to the latest firmware version for you!" Pic is my card with before/after speed tests. I'm really mad at Eye-Fi right now, I'm gonna call em tomorrow

This actually helps explain how sharks are so good while being cheap. They've put their engineering effort into the microcontroller/firmware side of things. The flash silicon is probably the cheapest stuff they can find, but they've developed fantastic erasure coding and bit streaming which gives it really good read/write speeds.

related vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3GDPwIuRKI

first for cathy

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Give and take friends.

Pic related is my tigernu backpack from Ali. (I also bought a gym barrel bag that turned out to be fake adidas)

Its honestly Fantastic. Will post further images of both


Request: Does anyone have a recommendation for a boroscope/endoscope for building structural inspection? Engineer here.

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>>55314504
forgot pic, it's my card with before/after tests

>>55314504
That's standard. Even fake sd cards usually have at least an 8051-derived microcontroller.

>>55314525

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>Thank you very much for your custom with Banggood.com. Your order was shipped out. You can login Banggood account to check your order information.

But what does this mean?

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>>55314579
>Making up words to sound smart

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>>55314507
Barrel bag and link to both


http://s.aliexpress.com/7ZFB3QjA

http://s.aliexpress.com/AZzMjuiu

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>>55314619
Starting with the backpack.

>Sturdy construction, lots of features and has a zipper hood to prevent people from undoing it.
>well padded Laptop pouch
>Two drink bottle holders
>One internal pocket in front of laptop pouch
>One internal zipper pocket
>Free silica dessicant as a light snack

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>>55314653

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>>55314679
I actually recieved this bag on a day I had an argument. With my girlfriend. Chinese factory man provided the following advice ...

>>55314504
>>55314525

Why would you do that?

>>55314685

Awww.

but the important questions remain unanswered:

>>55313941

>>55314579
The biggest question now is if my mixza card is successfully running Eye-Fi firmware, or of the Eye-Fi firmware crashes the sd and puts it into a fallback mode

I wish I knew chinese, I'd email mixza and ask for a flashing program

This is why my Teclast tablet has been processing for 5 days now

Thanks for placing an order on gearbest and we are glad to help you.
About your order, I am sorry to tell you that as the items are hot-sale products and for the large quantity, the manufacturer does not supply on time, then the shipment for them are delayed.
However, they will be available in about two weeks.

>>55314741
it's a feature of MIUI 8 gallery

>>55314716
which part did you think was intentional? it happened in the blink of an eye without prompt

PSA: don't use sharks on computers with eye-fi drivers

>>55314817

10/10

Slow day on /csg/

>>55314817

Nice!

>>55314852

Hopefully when I get back from the office I'll have packages waiting.

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woah, chinky's getting desperate.

>>55314903
>Shoes on the road

>>55314619
How's the gym bag? My actual adidas bag got stolen and I'm looking to replace it.

>>55314903
>>55314920

>your shoes are on the sorry

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Be honest, would you stink this chink?

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>>55314903

>shoes on the road.

>>55314983
would wife

>>55314983

I would chink her in the stink

>>55314983
lmao, google says she's north korean

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>>55315008

RARE footage of ComfyReview getting angry at people on a tram
facebook com/TELEGRAPH.CO.UK/videos/10154416771724749/

>>55315011
CHINKED

>>55315042

Har har!

>>55314903
The don't even write a custom message, just copy paste one, they deserve to be chinked

>>55314983
why are white men and asian women pre-disposed to find each other attractive?
is it genetic, some mistake of evolution or just cultural?

Anyone from UK ordered a Redmeme? Did you pay for import/customs? If so, how?

>>55315342

Not from UK, but from EU.

Chinks sent the phone to their contact in UK, and that guy sent it to me via DHL, since between EU states there's no import fee.

But then again, i ordered from Ali not Gearbest

Better buy your chinkshit now before you leave EU.

>>55314938
It's ok. But the zipper toggles are a bit chintzy....
I've not really used it yet. But seems to be ok quality.

Not tested for waterproof

>>55315363
I have. I ordered from Banggood, so I'm not too sure.

>>55315312
Western media and its stereotypes basically. Strong white men with great masculinity. We all know this is bs irl. Good looking white men are not common. And the other is the submissive and exotic asian women.

>>55315403
>>55315312

>white men

You misspelled fat autistic virgin basement dwellers who idealise women

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>The goods is in the sorry

W-what did she mean by this?

>>55315403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So0wXRR8BYU

>>55315425
white male and asian female are statistically the most common interracial relationship, they can't all be basement dwellers.

>>55315363
Who is the seller?

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>>55315312
>Asian women
>Finding white men attractive

Yeah, maybe after Tyrone and Jamal ruin that tiny pussy and toss her to the curb when they get bored.

Maybe after that they'll consider it.

>>55315612
Seriously consider changing what you find amusing

one day you'll start believing your own jokes

>>55315635
Jokes?

>>55315648
CHOO THINK DIS IS DA FUCKIN JOKK?
CHING WONG STAND FOR RIS

>>55315661
That's racist
Don't be racist

>>55315612
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0D-ot2tso8

>>55315437
dont depened on us, thank yiu

What's /csg/'s opinion on multimeters? What's cheap and where best to get them? Going to use it for making sure my 18650's work

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Xiaomi Yeelight news by unbiased tech.
I mentiond I was having trouble a while ago with this lamp.

regarding permissions and the lamp not connecting to my phone,
they emailed me back regarding intrusive permissions and app not connecting to the lamp, saying;

"First of all, 2.1.01 has been published, which fixed those permission issue. Now, at the moment when App need some permission, there will be popup window to ask for confirm.

Let me explain why we need so much permissions:

1. camera permission: There is snap feature, which allow user to launch camera to take a picture, then pick up color from the picture to apply on the lamp.

2. read phone state permission: In previous version, we need read IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity) of your device to create exclusive user id as the identity. In version 2.1.01, we will create random value as that identity, so we remove that permission

3. account permission (read contacts as you mentioned): WE WILL NEVER READ YOUR PRIVATE CONTACTS. But some Xiaomi device, or some other device running MIUI, there is already xiaomi account login, we need read that account information from system.

4. read or write SD card: for Yeelight Lamp, we will automatically download latest firmware from backend to sdcard for firmware update.


Basically, since version 2.1.01, it will be your call. If you denied grant camera permission to Yeelight App, you won’t be able to use snap feature; if you denied read SD card permission, your lamp firmware will never be updated."

now the app works but I need location (GPS) on constantly to be able to connect to the yeelight and use it.

I'm going to do a video about it next week. Atm I've got a kick ass nose cold and feel like overdosing on cough syrup.

My latest video; cube i7 tablet review https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uoo3aXRESVA

I'll keep you posted on the Xiaomi emails as they might be useful for people interested in this light.

>>55315915
Not bad support...

>>55316000
I've emailed them back stating that location shouldn't have to always be on for a lamp.
It drains your battery like mad.

Just sent it. So hopefully it'll get run up the ladder to someone that makes decisions.

not going to have GPS on all day for a lamp. It's madness!

madness?! This is Xiaomi!!!

>>55315915
your voice sounds nice, you should try getting one of those microphones for doing binaural reviews.

>>55314903
>dear the speed is not we can control i hope you can understand us

something super tragic about this message

like the last garbled SOS of a crashing plane

>>55316040
I've just bought a BM-800 condenser mic on gearbest. £10 in the flash sale about 2-3 weeks ago.

I actually hate the way I sound. Would love to go to a voice coach.

I love binaural sounds and ASMR. Sounds wicked via my beyerdynamic DT770s

Some of these Xiaomi products are kinda weird.

Why do they make a water cup? I mean its cool and I want to buy one but this is like one of those parody pictures of Apple branded water.
http://www.gearbest.com/kitchen-dining/pp_236705.html

I need a good /csg/ router that's DD-WRT compatible and has a USB port so I can use it as a print server, suggestions?

>>55316065
Your voice is very soothing, even if you don't think it's as charismatic.
Most people don't like their own voices.
You could definitely add a seductive twang to how you speak in your videos to take advantage of the female and gay demographics (as well as straight guys who just like soothing voices I suppose).

>>55316078
Well why does samsung make fridges?

>>55316115
Fridges are electronics atleast. The Xiaomi water cup is just a water cup. No electronics

>>55316038
There's a difference between general location (wifi, 3g antenna) and precise location (gps)

>>55316135
It needs precise location i.e GPS turned on far as I can tell.
it's the separate icon in the pull down menu of android "location" so it's not the WiFi or 3/4G icon you have to activate on the pull down menu

>>55316094
I'll bear that in mind for the next one.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT DEM PRICES

I guess Mophie is aimed at macfags who love overpriced shit and probably think aluminium is some sort of rare expensive material.

And I know my Xiaomi is not 10000mah, but that new one is, right?

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>>55316410
>mfw it's probably "10000mah" in 3.7V

>>55316453
that's how they all do it m8.
They would be retarded not to put the biggest number possible on the packaging if everyone else is doing it too.

>>55316237
that's retarded

>>55316078
So... is it safe to drink out of? Will my water catch fire?

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>>55316410
>rose gold
Well, I think I got the macfag thing right :^)

these are 4,6,10,15 Ah btw

>>55316595
>>55316410

This is what they deserve if they're too retarded to search the market for better prices

>>55316715
that's a cat

https://youtu.be/8JIvEE9sDdQ
Shenzhen doc.

>>55316756
chink shit

>>55316847
that's a cat

Got a $5 gift card from Gaybeast for issues with my orders. It doesn't work on flash sale stuff but everything else is fine. Any $5 memes I can pick up?

>>55316873
actually yes

>>55316905
I knew

>>55316899

Add $1 and get 32gb shark

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>order two Teclast tablets

>"in stock"

>pay my hard earned money

>processing order for 5 days

>contact them

>"Item is not in stock, please wait another 2 weeks"

>>55316522
Yep. That's why I've brought it to Xiaomi's attention (hopefully).

>>55316799
I once bothered to google the address some stuff I got came from and it had street view images, it was just trucks and trucks coming from and in garages of buildings, no I can't find any place like that with street view :(

>>55317054
CHINKED

>>55317054
fucking chinks

>>55317054
the chink is in the stink

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I hate it when 2 packages arrive at the same time. A small, totally forgotten order, coming in on separate days is the best - like the shark and ZSUN.

>>55317148

That's a tablet

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>>55317148
>>55317264
It's the S180 60GB version. Heard many bad here but will test it in any way later on my second PC. So far the SSD is pretty light, only 38g. Any good software to detect problems?

>>55317331
just regular ssd benchmarks

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So, what's the best firmware for the X02?

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Get hype?!

>mechanical
>bluetooth
>replaceable
>cheap

http://www.banggood.com/Anne-PRO-Blue-Red-Switch-RGB-Wireless-Bluetooth-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-p-1064055.html

>>55317486
Wouldn't call it cheap but looks interesting nonetheless. If you have one review it?

My mouse pad shipped in 5 days.Is that normal?

>>55317331

>keep dreaming

>>55317596
In chinkvania nothing is normal.

>>55317543
Pre-ordered the white with browns.

Being replaceable, I`ll just find some mxs in ali.

Used blues and red so far, but now I need a kb for a shared office. I'm lost in choosing a new switch to love, blues are great, but typing even on my own room @ 2am gets too loud.

>>55317486
Oh my god...

>>55314653
>>55314679
looks nice but it also looks like it might fall apart quickly.

Recieved the bluetooth reciever for my car today, works great and it costed like 3$, came with an AUX plug and a microusb cable, for the price its awesome, no more fucking around with 3.5mm cable in the car


If it has its own battery does it uses the cars one through the aux?

>>55317857
No, that's what the usb socket is for

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>>55314632
http://www.gearbest.com/chargers/pp_246291.html

Also for the morning crew I got my first GB package and posted some feedback on the items:
>>55310680

Got my chink ssd and theres a small bag with white powder in the box

?????????????????????????

>>55318064
snort it and report back

>>55318064
Pics

>>55318064
Noodle flavouring. It's a Chinese custom to offer some to acquaintances. In this case business partners. You should try it next time you put some noodles on.

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>>55317932
my calipers arrived today too but I went with the more expensive steel version
plus some carbide drill bits and 3d printer stuff

>1 whole day and DHL tracking is still at "Shipment information received"
I'm already starting to regret paying this extra buck

>>55318145
what are those mini computer fans for?

>>55318262
cooling for my 3d prins

>>55318262
for a mini computer

>>55318262
>he doesn't cool his hothead with ear-mounted fans

>>55314464
That fruit is called mangosteen? Whoa. I keep seeing this vendor selling them on the side of the road, never knew its name.

How do they taste?

>>55317383
the AGPtek equivalent one. same product, different branding for western region

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>>55317331
Windows 10 installed pretty fast (10 minutes). No problems till now. Here the first results but only with 3Gb/s Sata 3.0

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What's /csg/'s opinion on buying multimeters from chink websites? Going to use them for making sure my 18650's work and small projects down the line, nothing involving high currents hopefully

Anyway to chink the chink?

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I got a package! I'm pretty excited to show this to you, /csg/.

>>55318572
Ok, open it.

>>55318542
Many.

>>55318572
dragon dildo pls

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It's a meme cushion! It's very soft. The print looks good. The stitching is nice except for a small part on the bottom where they probably filled it up at. No big deal since I'll never see it. It does feel like it should have more beads in it since the skin isn't that tight, but I think it's supposed to be that way. They sent me a free pencil and a small note..

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>>55318679
[Help!] The Girl I Like Works In a Chinese Sweatshop (´･ω･`)

>>55318679
are you a girl?

>>55318679
pls be qt trap

>>55318145
I got the carbon fiber (plastic) ones for use in my electronics lab. I don't have to worry about bridging anything.

I did test it with my calibrated 1-2-3 blocks and vs my Mitutoyo Dial Caliper and it's bang on. However, these cheap Chinese digital calipers are usually fine when the batteries up. Once the battery gets too low they drift. That's one of the big differences versus a Mitutoyo or a Starrett. They'll let you know that their battery is low and that they may be inaccurate or just wrong. Chinese caliper will run right until the display fades out giving you whatever the fuck it feels like.

>>55318679
Link?

>>55318536
You shouldn't be buying a multimeter to check 18650s. If you are a nosy moron and want a turn key solution get something like a Opus charger. It will tell you everything you need to know in a single press. If you want more control get something like a SkyRC B6. A multimeter is only going to tell you the voltage OR current of the batteries which isn't all that useful. To properly characterize/charge/verify 18650 or any Lithium batteries, you need to be able to see the charge curve. Two multimeters, or a multimeter and a clamp meter, or an oscilloscope with a voltage probe and a current probe. Or you could buy an Opus or a Nightcore and save all the trouble.

http://m.aliexpress.com/item/32686714309.html

Worth it or am I getting chinked
? $8 for both a VR set and a remote.

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>>55318713
>>55318724
ples be my yandere bfs
>>55318747
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cute-Soft-stuffed-emoji-pillow/32435564710.html
There's another store that sells for cheaper. They might be smaller though.
>>55318679
However, not being tightly stuffed has its uses.

>>55318822
pls show your boi pussy so I can tightly stuff that instead

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>>55318822
It's a couple of 6ft micro USB cables! I haven't used them yet, but I'm sure they work fine. I thought I got chinked for a second, because I thought I ordered 2 two packs of cables, one black and one white. Looking at the order, I realized I ordered it wrong. Oh well.

>>55318527

Those are sata2 speed senpai

>>55318679
>>55318901
I forgot to mention that the pillow arrived after 19 days and the cables arrived after 18.

>>55318822
cute

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>>55314464
>hats

>>55319201
Show yur hats

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>>55319201
It's the vinyl record coasters! Shipped on the 15th, delivered today. Paid a bit over a dollar for both. No chinky factory rubber smell either, neat.
Thanks to the anon who discovered these originally!

>>55319201
It's like you want hair loss

>>55319256
i don't get it. is it real vinyl? what's the appeal? definitely the most niche thing I've seen on /csg/

>>55319283
it looks cool

>>55318707
jesus christ that's depressing

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damn, only took them 10 days to ship it to the netherlands

let's hope this thing doesn't explode when I put it in my laptop

240gb, gearbest btw

>>55319368
report back, friendo

>>55314464
>xiaomi redmi 3 pro just arrived in my country
Thing bettar be CE marked

>>55319368
>hats
Speed test with crystalmark please.

>>55319491

What if it's not?

>>55319283
Basically >>55319321
It looks cool, I needed a coaster and I had a soon expiring prepaid card that had just one dollar on it.

>>55319272
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to wear this on your head, anon. Unless these actually are hats, really funky kippahs that is. Think they wouldn't be kosher anyways then.

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>>55319491

>>55319521
I have another reason to hate customs
My company once bought a huge air compressor from Canada and it was stuck in customs for a week while we waited for some blue stickers that said CE on them

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>>55319256

I got a pack of 6 for a few quid in town (UK), yours looks shit.

>>55319543
Wew lad
you have to graduate kindergarten to be able to tell the difference
Something nobody that works in the customs has done

Kingdian SSD not on wiki why?

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Sell me on the RMN3Pro. I have a 16GB Nexus 5X now but want more battery and more storage.

>>55319600
Yet to see how they hold up in the long term.

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>>55318229
Get a call form DHl that my package is at the local office. Ohh nice lets see what package is it. Chen tracking all my dhl packages are still in Germany.
Just got it.

>>55319521
it'll come to life at night, and chop your cock off.

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My fake comply tips arrived today, I bought large thinking I would need it because I'm white but they are too big. Still better than the normal Piston 3 tips though and I would recommend.

www.aliexpress.com/item/Foam-Tips/32469980958.html

>>55319612

Fuck off, do your own research

>>55319571
>yours looks shit.
Rude.
Yeah, I've seen those too and might order them eventually. They're neat, but I just needed two ones in simple color and 1 dollar seemed acceptable.

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>>55319627
Nice package, came in less the a week.

>>55319612

Nobody has to do shit for you.
The wiki is literally in the first post and there's this handy tool called Youtube

Eat shit and die

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A shop in a city near me sells Meizu M2 and M2 notes with the international rom for a reasonable price, should I do it or save a little more for a redmi 3? I don't like the 3 pro's fingerprint scanner meme.

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>>55319678
Some grow leds. The light seams strong. We will see in a few moths how good are they.

>>55319678

What is it?
Computer case?

>>55319704
What will you be growing, plant-anon?

>>55319700

Yes, the fingerprint scanner is all that phone has over Xiaomi Redmi 3

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>>55319665
>>55319690

>>55319704

You do realise you are now on a government list, right?

>>55319710
>led light

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>>55319725
I'm too stupid to think this is a joke so thanks for the tip, anon.

>>55319746
If you'd paid attention to the snowden thing at all you'd know that technology has enabled the US government to put everyone on 'the list'.

Everyone is on the list.

>>55319746
Why he's just growing some water cress for his sandwiches... right?

>>55319746
I hope he is

>>55319717
1 weed plant and some tomato's probably. Ordered seed form the dutch b4 this, but this came faster.
>>55319746
lel the government has bigger problems than me.

>>55314464
What character is this?

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>>55319782
EBINN xDdd

>>55319782
Okay, that's cool!
Um.. Enjoy the weed and tomatoes I guess~

http://www.gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_254125.html

Am I chinking myself by getting this? I am in desperate need of a good mouse which won't make me broke. I need a good mouse for Rainbow Six Siege, with that sniping button on the thumb side and all, like the Logitech G502 has.

>>55319919
Mitu

>>55319955
I really doubt that it is 4000dpi mouse.
Most chink mouses are like 500dpi but they upscale the sensitivity with mouse driver, so that they "feel" 400dpi.

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Hello, china stuff guy here (ex-awful review guy) with another video, yesterday I got my maga hat and made a quick little video of it, here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3GU0gb67oc

>>55319543
This is real?

>>55320024
jesus christ

>>55319357
Chinks aren't people, anon. There's nothing depressing about a Chinese """""girl""""""" being paid to write a nice note to some laowai in order to make him feel good so he'll be more likely to vote 5 stars.

>>55320080
>Chinks aren't people, anon
why do poeple find this so hard to understand??

>>55318707
That's soooo cute :O ~

What are the current meme headphones?

>>55319368
Got my today too and i'm happy. Works great with Windows and Linux. Will tell csg instantly if any problems.

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>>55316410
>Tfw 25€ for 16000mah, 2 years ago.

>>55320008
I don't think I'll ever need 4000 dpi on a 1366x768 display any way..

Does anybody here have these binoculars?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Foldable-night-vision-30x60-HD-Optical-Binoculars-Telescope-Day-And-Night-Outdoor-Camping-hunting-Travel-Mini/32647716397.html

Are they any good?

>>55316410
Wauw, dit is echt ZO overpriced umu
Maakt me wel blij dat er chink powerbanks zijn..

>>55317486
>>55317543

https://world.taobao.com/item/527366604980.htm

>>55320381
>night-vision
>HD

>>55320430
I don't actually expect it to have night vision

>>55317486
Anyone know anything similar to this but with USB?

>>55316410
>spaar ze allemaal

Paid for 10A Xiaomi 11€ from gearbest

>>55320381
IS probably ok for the price but garbage if you expect good binoculars.

>>55320381
>came two weeks before Moscow. the quality is bad, there is no definition. the wheel in the middle does not change anything. suitable as a toy for a child prodovets quickly returned half the cost of the binoculars
> the left lens does not hold and constantly falls out of the binoculars...
>The idea is good, but the plastic is soft. after 20 minutes already broke
Sounds like a deal to me

>>55320538
>>55320503
Fuck. Does anybody know any binoculars that are actually good?

>>55320026
Yes it's real, clever chinks

>>55318412
Mangosteeny

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So got the JJRC H22 quadcopter, some extra propellers, and some larger (260mAh) batteries. It's pretty cool. Not sure if one of the motors is subpar, seems to spin less than the others. Well, I'll know when I have a chance to take it for a flight outside.

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Did you know It's possible to get watches from China. They even have green ones like pic related.

>>55318064
Flashbacks of when I used to be into research chemicals and ordered 4-sub trypts from China all the time.

>4-HO-MET marked on the package as "flour"
hehe

But the glory days of RCs are over because nobody takes PayPal anymore. It's all Bitcoin and wire transfers. So instead of spending money on technically legal drugs, I spend it on electronics.

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>have to leave my basement to pick up some new chinkshit™
>walk to post office in the rain
>takes 30 min
>they lost the package

>>55320931
I really hate Rolex' bubble.

>>55320993
CHINKED

>>55320993
wtf

>>55321046
POSTAL'd

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>Get back home
>Postman left a note saying he brought some chink shit but I wasn't here

On the other hand, my brother was later and catched another order.

Smells like memes.

>>55310533
I thought about getting this too. It's a pretty sexy figure. Only reason why I didn't is because I don't want to have two figs of the same character. I might take the plunge some day though. Which store did you get it from?

I hope the chinks make knockoffs of that new Galko figure.

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>>55321182
What could it be?

There are two items.

>>55321182

Shark cards

>>55321235
Hurry up nigger

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KingDian S280 is a success goys. She's sittin pretty

>>55321262

>inb4 SMART status: unknown

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>>55321235
>>55321259
First one.

>>55321235
Show them, then

>>55321275
>flashlight
There are other ways to satisfy yourself, anon.

>>55321275
Ok, now the other one.

Does the flashlight work?

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>>55321275
And here's the second one.

WHO COULD HAVE EXPECTED IT

>>55321320
I just want some light in my life.

>>55321326
Both tested, both work great, packaging was a bit messed.

>>55321341
good, good for you.

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>>55321271
checkum

>>55321364

>keep dreaming

>>55321373
kek

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>>55321373

>>55321373
>being this buttmad
What are you, a poorfag? If it craps out it was fucking ~$30. That's literal pocket change.

>>55321413

I'm not mad, but losing your data sure would suck

>>55321446
All I have are some gaymes anyway. Nothing of value was lost that I can't easily just re-download. I literally got it just for BF4 because its loading times off of a HDD are shit-tier.

>>55321413
because when you lose a storage device it usually is the device itself the most important loss.

>>55321446
>losing data

get a load of this fucking normie with no daily offsite backups

>>55321446
Not him but I enjoy living in the edge.

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>>55320993
>doesn't own a car
>doesn't get his mail sent to a 7-eleven so he can restock on chocolate milk and discuss the trials of the day with Rajesh

>>55321446
>storing important data on your main drive with no backup

that's always a bad idea, no matter how reputable the brand of the disk.

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>>55318334
Kek

>>55321596
Not him, but my PC is literally for gayming and shitposting, worst comes to worse I have to download 100gigs worth of games and that's it.

http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_198687.html

Should I get this or the meme knife reviwed by awful reviews guy.

I would ask on /k/ but they would probably tell me to blow 200$ on a spyderco to cut fruit and open letters.

>About to order the 120GB KingDian
>Promo ends in: 00 : 00 : 00
>5-6€ more expensive than yesterday

I'm not gonna take this chinks.

>>55321364
thanks for the tip. i was planning to sell a fairly new laptop, but it has a good ol' harddrive with platters and shit. if i put in some cheap chinkshit ssd I can probably sell the laptop for much more.

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Just bought a Xiaomi Roidmi 2S International Edition using a Gearbest coupon I found on a Aussie forum/coupon site “GBCRoidmi2S”

Got tired of fucking with aux cables triggering Google Listen on my LG G3.

Will post review once its here or not.. in which case it caused a housefire in my car.

http://www.gearbest.com/car-charger/pp_366802.html

The seller upped the price of sharks from aliexpress ;-;

>>55321768
64gb sharky is $11.79 over at gearbest

>>55321446
>not having offsite backups
>not putting all your media and docs on a normal HDD

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Anyone know of a 60% (poker or hhkb style) keyboard for cheap?
not looking for a mechanical

>>55320304
while that's not the best price, they're significantly worse now

>>55321721
I'm not endorsing it but probably. If you throw it on eBay with SSD in the title the normies will think it's top-tier.

>>55316410
>>55320502
Lijkt me een foldert van CoolBlue

>>55321847
Also looking for cheap mechanical keyboard here. 60% if possible.

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New way to chink chinks if you have a CC that gives you interbank forex for transactions?

Case in point, memephone: http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_308825.html

GB Price in Chink Yen = ¥1108.92
¥1108.92 in GBP at xe.com rate = 124.210

GB Price in USD = $181.79
$181.79 in GBP at xe.com rate = 135.155

GB Price in Jap Yen = 20416
20416 in GBP at xe.com rate = 147.875

GB Price in GBP = £129.59

Probably relies somewhat on you purchasing with Visa/Mastercard directly rather than using Paypal because PP will steal your shekels wit their unfavourable conversions

For UK fags, the Halifax Clarity Mastercard is what you want - it'll give you the 'perfect' forex rate. It's also good if you ever leave your mum's shed to go abroad.

>>55317486
I can get an actual cherry swiches for that price, locally

>>55320502
That's a fat one though. The thin 10A from Xiaomi seems to be $25 on aliexpress.

So the thing in the ad is still over 5x the price of a comparable xiaomi.

>>55321720
It was 26€ yesterday and now it's 36€...

Anyone know a good chink audio mixer?

>>55320931
>Maxicase hulk
Literally worst taste
For only like eight times more you could get a pre-vintagized milsub

post wishlists

/csg/ starter pack?

amazon is selling the new moto g 4th gen for $125 with their ads and offers bullshit like on their kindles

is that a better deal than chinkphones? there must be a way to root and remove the bloat, right?

>>55322455
fucking kikes

>>55320998
>>55322080

Well, at least it was cheap.

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these chinese ads crack me up. it's like aliens trying to mimic human behavior.

>>55322560
You can get a (non-maxicase) sub homage for ~$14.
Was it cheaper than that?

>>55322581
Anyone buy a cheap Chinese SSD?

>>55322560
where did you get it?

>>55322407
IR thermometer:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/IR-Infrared-Digital-C-F-Temperature-50-to-330-degree-Non-Contact-Laser-LCD-Display-Thermometer/32682926935.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_4_10037_10017_405_507_10032,searchweb201603_7&btsid=1615034e-4776-499f-8bbf-73f5fa835e4c

cheapo flashlight:
http://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_172290.html

audiophile headphones:
http://www.gearbest.com/headsets/pp_279992.html

memephone:
http://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?spuId=8166002&SearchText=Xiaomi+Redmi+3

stabbing knife:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Boker-browning-pocket-knife-ganzo-tactical-Folding-knife-Karambit-Camping-survival-Tools-hunting-knives-Jungle-Combat/32480276381.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_4_10037_10017_405_507_10032,searchweb201603_7&btsid=00404889-ca94-4f07-97bb-2cddb8e62565

also multitools and sharks.

>>55322608
The Kingdian SSDs work well. However, no-one here has owned one for more than a month to say if it's durable

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>>55322581

>>55322620
Pretty sure there's several anons that own them for some months now already.

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>order clothes
>arrive in wrong color
>sorry, we wirr give 5% discount on your next order, ok dumb laowai?
>no, not 50%...5%

finally, time for my first 1 star review

>>55322619
Those headphones are kinda expensive for chink shit, are they worth it?

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>>55322581
>MFW fan noise

>>55322660
Right call, let them know beforehand for extra satisfaction.

>>55322663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-0Jw1KHdkY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0UOju9Ruxw

>>55322660
CHINKED

>>55322619
What's up with the IR thermometer? I don't get the joke

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this is considered safe in china

>>55322701
it cheap and werks

>>55322701
it's cheap and you can measure your dick's temperature without touching it

>>55322663
The Superlux 668b are actually very legit.

>>55322716
Why wouldn't I want to touch my thermometer? I don't think the chinks are that toxic.

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>>55322727
>i don't think the chinks are that toxic

>>55314903
Poor Cathy.

>>55322701
those IR thermometers have a built in laser pointer, so you can walk around like it's a 9mm with laser, and pretend to be arnold schwarzenegger.

>>55322705
I've done that

based chinks aren't pussified numales cucked by a ton of safety regulations

>>55320974
is your problem getting btc or accountability?

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>>55322390
Think the lights will catch on fire? I just need something small and cheap for my bedroom.

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Fucking chinked.

>>55322727
>The Superlux 668b are actually very legit.
They still sound like shit though and are maximum uncomfortable. But what would someone expect from ~25$.

>>55320974
>But the glory days of RCs are over because nobody takes PayPal anymore
The btc is a pain and makes prices a bit higher, but over all the market is pretty good imo. just just took some nifoxi to sleep. Otherwise i recomend 1a-lsd, great egodeath 2 weeks ago.

the bank wire is good, easy & quick, plus they'll send it as soon as I send a screenshot of the transfer.

I dont think i'd buy chink tho..

>>55322803
>that t-shirt

kys fampai

Any good chink air conditioners?

It's like 50 degrees celsius in my room

>>55322803
>size M
I hope you're actually XXS

I can't wait until we're all forced to work in the chinese acid mines, and I'm getting whipped by a slave driver and he's saying:
"Hah! Who is stinky chinky now?"
And then as he's ripping the flesh from my back the cheap shitty whip he's using breaks and he has to stop and go get another one, and in that moment I will know that I still won

>>55322779
Holy fuck that's actually pretty cool. I'll order one

>>55322897
You have good imagination. Soon to real.

>pay for tracking NL says package preadvised
>gearbest says shipped
>it been 5 days

what do i do

>>55322581

>no wear
>ocassional crash

>>55319935
Undercover chink detected

>>55322779
do they actually work for cooking?

>>55322897
I'd just threaten him with a 1 star rating

>tfw you get a new acquisition but the thread is on autosage
guess i'll wait for the next thread then

>>55322950
For cooking you need one of those thermometers that you can stick into the meat/candy/whatever you are making that needs a thermometer.

My art supplies are already shipped, feels good. Should I get a cheap mechanical keyboard?

>>55322873
I like it because it's so ugly.

>>55322883
Have to double check the measurements but I think it'll all work out. Might just get a large though.

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Is there a csg-tested massive sd card?
got a rn3p, but I have about 200gb of music I want to store, and sharks only go up to 128gb

>>55323025
no

>>55321847
Bumping this, I'm interested as well.

Wireless would be welcome, I want to embrace minimalism and comfiness.

>>55323025
What did you order anon? I never considered buying cheeky chinky art supplies. Reckon their blank canvases would be okay?

>>55323067
What format are you using for your music files?

>flacs
convert them to opus for your phone

>opus
you got a pretty big collection m8

>mp3
lel kys

>>55320426
That website seems so obnoxious to order from though. After ordering first you have to wait for the item to get to the warehouse that it's going to ship to you from. Then you have to pay again to ship your item to your home.

And if something goes wrong Taobao probably won't have as much sympathy for international buyers compared to Aliexpress (I wonder if Taobao even has customer support that understands english?).

>>55323083
>Wireless would be welcome
>having to regularly charge your keyboard you never take from your table anyway

WHY

>>55323067
buy more sharks

>>55323067

Autism.

You don't listen to all that shit.

Off yourself

if you don't have an answer, why bother responding?
>>55323109
320 mp3 primarily, I don't give a fuck about archival and I can grab flac from what if it ever becomes a problem
>>55323129
only 1 slot
>>55323147
chill the fuck out, sorry I like music

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>>55322390
Missed some shit on sale because I was at work.

I'm getting just one knife and one multitool.

>>55323147
Do you think it's quantity autism or "quality" autism?

>>55323121
I want to avoid this fucking pandemonium of cables.

I get free batteries at work so not a big deal.

new thread fagets

new thread when?

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>>55323092

>>55323207
hello

>>55323161
>320 mp3 primarily
Get the flacs and convert to opus 128kbps vbr or something like that.

Same quality for at least 50% of a 320 cbr mp3 and that shit adds in the long run. Mp3 is deprecated in 2016.

>>55323178

That's some top notch autism right there.

Like really, who needs 200gb of music on their phone?
They listen to 30-40 most frequent songs and that's it.

>>55323213
The micron are really based

>>55323202
hello

>>55323213
I'd love it if you reviewed those when you receive them.

>>55323238
I want fucking clueless about this.

>>55323244
>I don't do this
>I don't need these
>Therefore nobody does

Now this is autism.

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>>55320600
I get ww1/2 vintage ones of evil bay for about a tenner, also some ex Khmer rouge chinese ones (pictured) which are actually very nice for having lived in the jungle for decades. I think you can find NOS ones on ali & ebay under type 62 binoculars.

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who wants to buy one metric ton of lemons for 2 dollars?

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/lemon_50029053636.html

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>>55323244

>top notch autism