Fuck me man, when will the Apple cocksuckers finally release

They'll go bankrupt before they get close to a prototype.
See >>55285352

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>2016
>owning a laptop
'sup grandpa?

>>55286570
>runs a mobile OS
Honestly better off getting a surface pro.

>>55286598
>running an obsolete dinosaur OS
I'll ask again: 'sup grandpa?

>>55286570

nice facebook machines

>>55286683
Install gentoo

>>55285363
Fuck me man, when will the Apple cocksuckers finally fuck off back to >>>/r/eddit?

>>55287587
It's good hardware man, get over it

>>55286570
lol

What is the actual reason to get Pro instead of Air?

>>55287657
It's shit hardware kid, get over it

>>55287687
If you want to set your house on fire.

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>>55287657
0.10 cents have been deposited to your account

>>55287687
There is no 15" air
also actual quad core and high dpi screen

>>55287687

If you dont know then a mac isnt for you.

They priced for two different segments, entry level and mainstream/pro use.

They all use PCIe drives so theyll all be blazing fast doing routine stuff. Just get the Air (open box) with edu coupon at bestbuy for an insane discount. Get the 8gb model, its now standard and is priced really low because its the new base model.

>>55287687
screen: 2560x1600 over 1440x900
a bit faster CPU & GPU
big battery (~75whr) so that it gets a bit longer battery life

>>55287755
>just buy a 1366x768 TN piece of shit for $1000

Fuck off Rajeesh.

>>55287775
>1366x768 TN piece of shit for $1000

Where you daft kike? Thats not NEARLY a deal.... LOL

http://slickdeals.net/f/8866975-apple-macbook-air-latest-model-11-6-core-i5-4gb-ram-silver-flash-storage-128gb-for-699-99-599-99-asc-256gb-for-899-99-799-99-asc-fs-bestbuy?src=SiteSearch

People were getting these for ~$550 open box from bestbuy.

You could get the 8gb 13.3 air for ~$650.

Dumb kike you DONT EVER pay anywhere close to MSRP for anything.

>>55285363
Where do mactoddlers get the false impression they and their fruity toddler toys are welcome on a technology board?

>>55287695
>being so angered by a product line that you have to post about it
Literal autism

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I'm not sure how many generations to wait to get a real upgrade on my current Macbook. So far this thing can do everything I need. (I don't play video games other than some retro stuff here and there)

>>55285363
never

>>55287775
Also people were getting retina mac pros for less than $900 recently....

>>55287825
>calls someone else a dumb kike
>doesn't even understand the term kike
>shills chinktrash $200 macshit marked up $800

Poo in loo Rajeesh.

>>55287695

I actually use Gentoo on an old thinkpad myself, but I have to agree, macbook bro retina is actually good hardware

>>55287864
>800mhz firehazard
>good hardware

2 rupees have been deposited in your iShill account Pajeet.

>>55287832
If you already have a retina then don't bother.

I have a 2010 mbp, the battery lasts like 10 minutes anymore and the screen is shit and even more so since they gimped the constrast and fonts since Yosemite

But I won't buy a 2.5k machine with a Haswell CPU right now

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>>55287737
>that webm

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>>55287845

>that response.

Is that the best you can do? spout memes?

>>55287881
I got mine for 950 brit bongs discounted as I'm a student I would not pay top whack for one, I'd rather get a refurb.

>>55287893
>that """"""""""""""""""laptop""""""""""""""

Is that the best you can do? Shill meme products?

>>55287881
>I have a 2010 mbp, the battery lasts like 10 minutes anymore and the screen is shit

>is surprised that his 6 year old laptop is showing its age...

You know my friend has a 2010 XPS and its a total piece of shit now. 6 years isnt kind to any device.

>>55286570
It looks like those PC's for retards or little kids

>>55287909
I was only making people aware of a deal based on the current market value of said products.

If someone is going to buy one, shouldn't they get the best deal?

>>55287898
950 for a 15"? that's a pretty good deal m8

I'm a student as well, but I want a dGPU. The top tier model is 2.8k regularly and 2.5k with student discount.

I'll at least wait to see what they do with the new generation. If it really has a gay touch bar, I'm going with a 2015 refurb, but hopefully they're cheaper by that time.

>>55287910
Well I still have a (nearly) 6 year old desktop with a 2500k. Still running like its first days. Even better since I've put in an SSD.

It's just Laptops that age terribly

I don't ever want to upgrade my 13" mbp. It's too comfy .

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>macfag uses windows
>opens blackedcuckolds.gif.mov.avi.mpg.rar.exe
>"OMG WTFFFF y wangblows so insecure?!?!"

>macfag uses linux
>tries to install a driver
>"OMGWTFFF!!!! how can anyone use loonix?!?!"

>macfag uses android
>tries to open an app
>"OMGWTFFFF!!! i install app but itz not on homescreen wtf?!!?"

Why do Apple cocksuckers even come to /g/?

>>55287950
>It's just Laptops that age terribly

Yeah I was about to say that desktop example was irrelevant. haha

>>55287587
based stallman will protect us in this time of need

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>>55287925
>macshit
>best deal

>>55285363
Buy a XPS 13 and a Galaxy S7

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What does a Macbook Pro feel like?

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>>55287976
No, Stallman is the hero we need right now, but not the one we deserve.

>>55287964
To keep you arguing about inconsequential shit so you don't shit up the good threads. We're doing a public service here.

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>>55288016
Kind of cold and wide, but you get used to it. Make sure to use lots of lube.

>>55288027
At least we're both in agreement that this is a shit thread. Keep arguing so we can put the thread where it belongs.

>>55288046
I just tried this with my rMBP. It feels oddly satisfying.

>>55288079
How deep can you get yours in? I can only get it in up to the notch by the trackpad. It feels SO good.

>>55287964
If you think Windows is better than OS X, you might as well end it all now.

When they're done removing features and trying to find a way to make even more parts impossible to repair or replace without bricking the laptop

Having one port and making a laptop so thin that the battery and RAM define its useful lifespan isn't going far enough

They want to take the "pro" off the end of the macbook pro. Its heritage of being a user friendly UNIX box with a surprisingly flexible hardware platform is too nerdy for the hip and cool millennials. Useful tech is the patriarchy and homophobic dontcha know.

>>55288101
If you think mactoddlerOS is better than anything, you might as well end it all now.

>>55287825
you could get a thinkpad with better specs and equivalent battery life for $650

>BUT MUH THIN

thinness and weight are objectively the least important things that affect laptop portability unless you are a woman who stores shit in her oversized and overstuffed purse

>a pound heavier?
>uuuuugh my arms
>3/4" thicker?
>no way will this fit in a soft case designed to bulge to accommodate thick items such as books

>>55287964
/thread

>>55286570
>no filesystem

>>55288123
It's just barely better than windows, barely

If you want an OS that's actually good, you're going to have to give up all your pleb software and quality gooeys, because nobody makes quality operating systems for anything but servers, and nobody makes quality gooeys for server systems. It's not worth the effort. So, use linux or freeBSD

>inb4 openbsd jokers

>>55288123
>paying $100+ for an OS that spies on you

The technological equivalent to cuckoldry.

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>>55288292
>paying $1000+ for an OS and hardware that spies on you

Literal cuckoldry.

>>55285363
Never. Why do think Apple has anything to do with computing? Apple is a manufacturer of jewelry that is purchased primarily by insecure children who think owning Apple products makes them less autistic. Apple has never made anything that can rightfully be called a computer.

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>>55288357
>Apple is a manufacturer of jewelry that is purchased primarily by insecure children who think owning Apple products makes them less autistic
this desu senpai

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>>55288322
>thinking software meant for corporate hardware supplied to Apple employees has any bearing on consumer hardware

Come on, man.

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>>55288453
>thinking you aren't literally using cuckOS

Come on, kid.

>>55288529
>Spotlight searches the internet

That's the point.

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>>55288453
>iCuck's only defense against anything is "a-a-at least we aren't AS bad as MS!!!"

I miss spotlight.

If I type "chingu" spotlight shows chingu2016.xlsx and a preview of the spreadsheet.

On W10 when I type "chingu" I have to press enter to search my stuff and then click the search result to wait for Excel to open it.

>>55285363
the last mbp is still good though OP, please don't tell me you wanted it for gaymen

>>55288529
>>55288576
little snitch + block access to the spotlight daemon

>maybe you're new to osx or something

>>55287695
sure is summer in here

>>55288602
But they aren't.

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>>55288715
Definitely.

>>55288774
This. They're far worse.

>>55288669
There can't be a last if there was never a first.

>>55287966
Damn son just got me thinking, I'm still rocking my Q6600 from 2007.