best home-made thermal paste?

>>55273294
anti seize grease?

>>55273294
jizz

>>55273294
OP, what the hell are you doing.

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>>55273294
Anything but chocolate

>>55273336
its a lie. i fried an i7 extreme with jizz

>>55273294
Loctite/crazy glue. Both work by filling in very fine gaps, just like thermal paste. A gasket spread/liquid Teflon would work well too. Or grapheme spray

>>55273294
why would you ever put something on your cpu that's not thermal paste. If you're too fucking poor to afford a $3 tube of thermal paste then you shouldn't be building a PC. Give it back jamal

>>55273393
my pc is 100% eco friendly and green. i am a vegan and a woman's rights campaigner

What are the thermal properties of vegemite?

I have this theory that vegemite is actually meant to be used as some kind of industrial substance, since it tastes like licking Satan's arse

>>55273348
based mayo

>>55273413
>my pc
you mean your wifes son pc?

>>55273348
How is chocolate worse than having no thermal compound?

>>55273516
It acts as an insulator.

>>55273506
>His boyfriend's ex-husband's son's pc

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>>55273294
Give your PC to someone who can actually take care of it, before you hurt yourself.

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>>55273294
I used this 2 years ago on an old Intel Core Duo system that couldn't even boot from overheating. Still works like a charm.

>>55274742
>Silicon doing what it naturally does

>>55273505
won't it spoil?

>>55273294
Is no one going to point out that OP did not make that toothpaste at home?