yo /g/ i wanna impress some friends i haven't seen in a

$470000 jetpack

a towel to wipe my cum off your mom's face

/thread

>>55272089
A dragon dildo

>>55272089
Tech shit isn't impressive. If you want to make your normie friends think you're rich, rent a BMW or a Porche.

Normie friends? A macbook or whatever looks really shiny.
A new gaymen rig or laptop.
A home server with cool bumper stickers on it, mine bitcoins with it and run your own email domain or something.

Maybe buy a drone and learn how to fly it around and program flight patterns and tasks.

Or not be a cuck, and just hang out with your friends.

>>55272099
can't /thread yourself you fucking mouthbreathing retard

OP just buy a nice smartphone no one has ever heard of, like the newest huawei or something.

>>55272089
Google glasses? Smartwatches? VR? I dunno

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>>55272099
>/thread'ing yourself

>>55272089
A HUEG alienware or a aming rig.

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>>55272099
not sure why this made me kek

>>55272165
>can't /thread yourself
but just did you fucking retarded.

>muh rules

>>55272165
>>55272184

fucking >>>/b/ trash eat a black dick

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>This entire thread
some superb Sunday afternoon shitposting

a gf

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All of you

>>55272227
i didn't /thread myself

holy fuck are you seriously this retarded? no one is this dumb right?

>muh rules

IT'S FUCKING WEIRD AND AWKWARD AS FUCK WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO /thread HIMSELF.

seriously it's not a rule but it's so fucking retarded.

>>55272229
oh my fuck you're completely hopeless.

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>>55272099

>it's a lonely-sweaty-obese-neckbeard-virgin tries to /thread himself and a couple anons call him out for his lack of social understanding and watch the lsonv sperg out episode

get ya popcorn ready

>he tried to /thread himself

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>>55272089
That's a handsome doge.