/gst/ - /g/ statistics thread!

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Shameless self bump.

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Sure could use some bumps.

>>55260389
Bump for interests

Fuck off NSA

>>55260634
I'm pretty sure the NSA already knows all that.

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Bumperino

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This is now a humor thread.

>>55260717
/g/ humor threads are shittier than the most derailed banana YLYL threads

>>55260733
They ain't shit, just lack OC.

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Bamp

>>55260389
This looks actually very interesting so far...

Nice try NSA

>>55261804
Did you even read the thread?

>>55261804
>Anonymous statistics are baaaad
Why so?

>>55260692
why would you
I mean what
who

is your fetish showing up gas pistols up girls butts?

>>55260389
we need credible sources
females have to post bra with timestamp

>>55261851
>is your fetish showing up gas pistols up girls butts?
You mean yours isn't?

>>55262268
what on earth happened

>>55262339
No comment.
Is there a fetish like that? Sauce?

>>55262346
Autistic fucks, that's what happened.

>/g/ - Generals

>>55262113
>question says "gender"
>not automatically assuming the people who selected female are traps

>>55262385
Generals thread? Where?

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>>55261851
<--- Thats why

>>55260389
I find it kind of hard to believe there are so many people under 24 with University degree on /g/

>>55262512
probably in CS

>>55262512
I don't think you understand how this works.

>>55262554
What?

>>55260634
>>55261804
>implying they don't already have access to the birth certificate, social security information, and education-related financial documents they issued in the first place
>implying they don't already have a profile built up on you from months to years of posting on social media and this literal FBI honeypot

>>55262512
>daily undergrad blog threads
>daily "think for me I don't know where to work" threads
>homework-tier programming blog threads
>site culture in general heavily appeals to edgy middle class+ white kids
Not all that unbelievable when you really think about it.

>>55262619
True

>>55262346
Shot with a big round

>>55260389
>reddit
>12

fucking summerfags REEEEEEEEE

>>55263247
See
>>55262590
>>55261832
>>55260657
>>55260634

>>55263297
>/g/ - /v/eddit's watercooler

>>55260389
>Sex
Not much.. I'd like to have more

>Age
23

>Education
High School

>The OS you mostly use
Linux - Fedora

>Number of working computers
10

>Age of first contract
Well. first time I had a contact with a girl I was fourteen... and she kicked me in my balls, I just wanted to drive out a bee which had landed oh her boobs..., anyway, I loved the feeling that touching her breasts gave me...

>Technological hobbies
Pc, Web, VRPorn, etc...

>Relationship status
Lonely, but I have some self-enjoyment time onece ot twice a day

>Correct place of living
I live in an apparent next to a wonderful girl... which I use to spy everyday...
I mean, I can't always masturbate in front of a screen

>Non tech related activities
Masturbating... Does it count?

>Social media use
PornHub, I mean that counts as social media in this historical period

>>55265835
You're doing it wrong

>>55265835
>not saying

>Age of first contract
When I was a little boy, they came with a flying saucer and molested my butt.

>why even live

>data mining thread
>anons respond seriously
This thread should've been shitposted to death by now

>>55265929
What are you scared of? It's not like OP is profiting from the info, I actually would like to know too.

>>55262492
is this real?, this makes me FURIOUS

>>55268041
Quite real. Of course we all knew that they harvest and arbitrarily disable stuff, but when tehy admitted it like this, advertised and tried to make further money from it, It felt nasty. No wonder they never did it afterwards.

BTW, IBM does this with their server hardware. You can activate extra cores remotely. The prices is of course terrible.

fuck off back to >>>/soc/

Man, that "living at parents" and "single" statistics sting.
/g/, the official looser board. Sucks that I count too, though.

>>55262577
>This chip. This body. This software is designed to terminate humans. The hardware is designed to terminate humans. That's our sole function.

Y'all nigs posting in an NSA thread.

>>55268302
Because they would definitely make this effort to get unreliable data on paltry 50-150 people from God knows where.

Meme nonsense.

>>55268302
see >>55262590