At what point are you allowed to call yourself a hacker?

>>55253780

When you hack the world.

>>55253780
After install Arch.

>>55253780
when you have finished mr robot s1

>>55253805
this

>>55253780
When you can functionally program in at least 5 esoteric languages, program in a few functional languages(Scheme, Haskell, etc), and you no longer need any GUI.

>>55253780
never

only the fbi can

>>55253780
after you graduate from script kiddy

when you can ride the web like a keyboard cowboy and surf the waves of the cyber seas and blast down the digital highway

>>55253844
But I didn't nothing, mister agent.

After finish the shadow runner.

literally who the fuck cares

When you hack the gibson

>>55253780
After you mis-use chopsticks.

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>>55253780
When you finish Watch Dogs on hard difficulty.

>>55253780
when you first download all of your music with kazaa and limewire.

but that time has passed, so sorry anon you can no longer become a hacker

You are already a hacker because you are part of the hacker collective known as 4chan

>>55253991
4chan is just one person.

>>55254065
who is this hacker, 4chan?

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>>55253843
This

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>>55253780
When you learn shellcode and C.

>>55254131
Lolno

>>55253780
When you become one with the Wired.

>>55254209
PRESENT DAY

>>55254181
Otherwise your a scriptkiddy

>>55254391
Kid do you even know how preprocessor directives work?

>>55254338
PRESENT TIME

>>55253780
When you wrote something that makes another program do something it wasn't supposed to.

>>55253843
what are some examples of esoteric and functional languages?

>>55253780
When you get money from software security issues.

>>55254730
Esoteric: APL, Brainfuck, LOLCODE, Befunge, etc.

Functional: Scheme, Haskell, D, Coq, etc

>>55254857
Kys faggot, all that programming languages are useless, except Scheme, now fuck off

>>55253780
A hacker is someone who enjoys the aesthetic of programming and is clever with it, it doesn't mean cracking security, that would be a cracker, some hackers do crack security but that sint what defines a hacker. Most of the people on /g/ who can actually program and has done something atleast remotely clever with their computers to get something done is a hacker.

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>>55253780
As long as your born to hack you can call yourself a hacker if your a CISSP corporate sell out then your a wanna be.

>>55253780
When you offload terabytes of data to the darknet from Donald Trump.

>>55254930
>All that programming languages are uses
>All that

1. How's your loo doing?
2. APL can(is) one of the most efficient programming languages.

How about you fuck off of /g/ normie?

>>55253780
When you can change software on your computer that you did not write to do something else that you want it to.

also installing gentoo

>>55254994
>FreeCST

Lot of shit missing from that. It's all bullshit.

when you own a balaclava and a guy fawkes mask.

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>>55255135
What's missing? I'm currently learning new content from books to use in the videos.

>>55253956
underrated

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>>55255186
>Information gathering
>DoS Attack

Keep using your little kiddie "Computer Security Training" course, see how far you get kid lololo.

>>55253780
You don't. When you get into a circle with real professionals and they get to know your skills (meaning you actually have to have some pretty good skills/knowledge) then THEY will call you a hacker.
When this happens you will know it's time.

When you're able to use rainbow tables correctly

>>55253780
When you try turning it off and back on again, and it actually fixes it.

When your anonymous mask comes in the mail.

>>55253780
After writing some terribly designed code that does the job so fuck it.

>>55255332
>rainbow tables

Thought they were just a myth?

>>55254972
Even this is wrong, though it does somewhat align with the spirit of being a hacker. A hacker is just someone who works meticulously on something tech oriented, the original term was just for clever people that would sit and "hack" away at punch cards, trying to get the same results using less and less cards. Nowadays, you can be in security or be a programmer or what have you. As long as you're still "hacking" away at something, working on something, you can consider yourself a hacker.

DISCLAIMER:This is not an excuse for acting like a fucking faggot. Do not go around telling people you're a hacker. You'll sound like an even bigger faggot than you actually are.

>>55253780
When you succeed in making a paranoid schizophrenic person think that you are one.

When you hack the gibson

>>55253949
Never fear, I is here

See, comrade, when using hackertyper, you, too, can become a mischievous hacker like me.

>>55253780
First, you need to get a cool name https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCCeY23LDTM
Then, you just need to open terminals and display complicated-looking stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zixpms1oo40

>>55253780
When you have found a vulnerability within an application or piece of hardware without using cybersec utilities

>>55253780
> worried about title than actual programming.
Fuck off

>>55255833
I don't go around telling people im a hacker because im not 12.