India will produce supercomputers by 2017

inb4 le ebin designated meme

DESIGNATED

>Super ComPooter

why can't china bomb india already?

>>55197105
Will they have invented the loo by then?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>>55197105
>PRAJEET THE SUPERCOMPUTER IS FROZEN, SHUT IT DOWN
>What? We ran out of power
>CALL FOR HELP THE POWER SUPPLY IS ON FIRE
>God damn it rajesh we are stuck in traffic in the designated freeway M01. Fire rescue is running late!
>Why
>Look at the time, It's the peak shitting hour

india already DOES produce superpoopers. they're called indian citizens.

what if they converted all the streetshit to methane gas

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>>55197105
Get out, dumb hindu.

>>55197345
the added greenhouse effect would melt the ice caps overnight

Will the supercomputer center have bathrooms?

>>55197427
no but the room it's stored in has a door that leads to the shitty alley behind the building.

>>55197427
They'll have hallways if you know what I mean

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>>55197105
Sad that there seems to be no plan for researching INDIGENOUS computers that can super compute based on Vedic Maths, Sanskrit programming, super goat brains and fueled by donkey liquid waste distillates; is this what we elected the great Hindu National Party for ?

> majority of Indians shit in streets
> government decides to build a computer to calculate Pi to the millionth digit instead of giving them a toilet

What's with this supercomputer arms race

They don't even DO anythnig

they just sit there and soak up a shitton of energy and output waste heat and nothing gets fucking done that a buy with an abacus and slide rule couldn't do

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>>55199412
you cant even make this shit up

i fucking love that one single pajeet decimated his countries reputation on the internet within one thread

sometiems 4chan is a beautiful thing

>>55199412
They have tried but nothing seems to work

>http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com
I would sooner believe wccftech.

>>55197105
Are they going to use its processing power to design the first ever toilet in India?

>>55197105
TAKE THE

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People are dying in the streets, but the government would rather build a supercomputer?

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>>55199502
But they don't poo in the loo

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SUPERPOOPER BY 2030

Haha guys this poo meme sure is funny isn't it??

>>55199412
>>55199729
fuck off socialists scums. go back to cuba you fucking niggers

Operators are required to poo in the designated shitting servers.

>>55200318
It's fucking unstoppable at this stage

POO IN SUPERCOMPUTER

>>55197105
SUPERPOWER BY 2030

>have nukes
>have space program
>have supercomputers

>300mil of your citizens shit in the streets

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>>55200318
You could've prevented this by pooing in the loo

>>55200318
>>55202725
It is funny because it is right.
Have you ever been to india?

If a man with a dress stands still for two minutes you can be 100% sure he dropped a pile of shit where he stands.
Gubberment even tried to build toilets but people don't use them.

>>55202768
>>have space program
Have you seen their satellite? It has probably fallen apart by now.

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>>55202781
>It is funny
no, it WAS funny. now it's just retarded

>>55199502
Nonono it's a filthy country, many of them already spoke out against that. They piss and shit everywhere and it's impossible to find a trashcan, so guess where they put their waste.

>>55202811
t. vijay

>>55202811
Shut up pajeet.

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>>55202811
I don't know what that shit is, I'm not 16 and I think pooinloo will stay funny till it stops getting a rise out of pajeet

>>55202811
Papa Franku is based. He is simply being ironic and mocking the idiots who follow him. He hates his fanbase but needs their views to keep the shekels flowing. He actually suffers from real seizures during filming due to an illness.

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>>55197105
are you hungry india?

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>>55197105
i make it delicious

SUPERCOMPUTER BY 2017!

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>>55197105
look at it!!! someone had to slit the throat of that cow, pajeet.

>>55197128
called it. this thread is twitch chat levels of boring and retarded

>look mom, i made the same joke 30 people already made. it gets funnier every time XD

>>55197128
>>55202976
sanjay pls

>>55202934
R A R E
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call me when they hit the top 25 with something homegrown

>>55203368
they already hit top 1 with public defecation

>2017
>Every street in India is now a designated shitting street
>Laughing stock of the world
>Even the call centers have shut down
>Indian government at a loss
>Top Pajeet scientist comes up with brilliant solution while squatting on the street
>Poo powered super computers
>India harnesses the power of poo to become world superpower by 2030
>Space program developed using poo energy
>Mars reached and turned into designated shitting planet

>>55197105
Will it be called Poojet?

They'll have to call it Deep Brown.

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This thread.

>>55197105
No chance
Curryfag here, we absolutely suck in manufacturing even macro-electornics, microelectronics aside.
Remember the news about our 35$ android tablet we were developing to distribute to students? A few days ago a news report revealed 7/10 tablets were DOA, and the while thing was a massive failure.
Remember the "world's cheapest car" thing? The car doesn't come with airbags, other basic safety features and the engine has major issues that lead to failure within 2 years of purchase

All i am saying is, this thing will be a massive failure because indian has no innovative, smart people. Most people here are like the chinese in many aspects, they can copy, but cant create for shit.
It will be hillarious to see this 500kW """supercomputer""" providing the same computing performance as a low end Xeon or something

>>55204995
I wonder how good a computer one could build just by copy/pasting code and designs found in the public domain.

>>55197128

>official government open defecation stats: 1 out of 2 indians doesnt have a toilet in the urban areas, 3 out of 4 in the rural areas.

>guys pls, its all a meme

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>>55197105
Never ever poo in the loo
China number 1

INDIA WILL BE SUPERPOOER BY 2020!

>>55205501
>poo in le loo panjeet XD
>DESIGNATED

>not a meme

are you new or just retarded?

>>55207240
They're pretty real. Poo in Loo is a song by Unicef.

>>55207337
how does that change the fact that they're memes fuckface?

read the entire fucking wikipedia article on memes before you reply to me again.

>>55207337
>They're pretty real.
So is the song Never Gonna Give You Up, what is your point retard?

can supercomputers run firefox with 3 tabs open yet?

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>>55207357
>read the entire fucking wikipedia article on memes before you reply to me again.
t. expert meme master, part time meme police officer, atheist, gentleman

>>55207357
Calm down, Pajeet. Find the nearest street to relieve yourself of your anger.

>>55207400
spotted the pajeet

>>55197269
Kek why should they. India's 1.3 billion people (mostly poor and illiterate) would be a haven for cheap chink shit. In fact, China raked in more than 50 billion dollars in trade to India last year (prolly growing to 60 billion dollar this year)

tl;dr India is a country filled with chinksheep, a resource to savvy chink companies

The US gobbles up all the talented Indians and Chinese, and even most of them aren't that good (the language barrier is a bigger problem than basically everyone likes to pretend). Shit, those big Chinese government computers (top 1 and 2) are well below 10% utilization last I heard.

If they can figure out how to start up proper HPC labs with the B-team that the US didn't feel were worth poaching to pay slave wages for 90 hour work weeks in the abusive H-1B visa scam, then they deserve the victory. Not holding my breath, however.

>>55202811
Go rape a college student, pajeet