Bed Sheets are technology

>>55119245
go to your local sheet store, ask the guy what sheet that hides stains the most, use that

sheets with high thread counts and high quality silks.

>>55119245
Generally the higher the thread count, the higher the quality of sheets. Then you have fabric variations as well. Egyptian cotton, brushed cotton, various other cottons, flannel, silk, satin. It really depends on what you think feels nice. Never a bad idea to grab a set of a couple kinds. Satin or silk is for the ladies to enjoy as you hammer fuck them.

Hope this helps.

Just buy anything in the $300-$500 range. Those are pretty good.

>>55119302
Why would you fuck ladies with a hammer?

>multithreading

Whatever ones are the most expensive.

>>55119245
>having sheets
>not regulating your air all year to the perfect body temperature so you dont need sheets
How does it feel being poor?

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>>55119302
As someone who has had silk sheets before. Make sure you have AC. Holy shit does that stuff get hot. Also beware static electricity cause it's fucking everywhere.

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>>55119312

>>55119245
>>55119302
Avoided polyester at all costs.

>>55119309
They are the nail, you are the hammer. But in a pinch you can always use the hammer handle for spur of the moment dp assist. The claw and head prevent it from getting lost in her ass.

The More You Know..(shooting rainbow star graphic)

>>55119345
Thanks for the tips, I'll try this on OP's mum tonight

>>55119321
Yeah, I only ever used mine for a special occasion. I prefer a brushed cotton for breathe-ability in summer. Flannel in winter.

>>55119330
But of course. Did not think I would have to say avoid all poly or poly blend sheets..sleeping on plastic. But you're right, I should have noted that.

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>>55119363
>Flannel Sheets
Holy fucking shit. I need some now that I think about it, that sounds so comfy.

Also, if you're anywhere near a MUJI 10/10 would reccomend their cotton bedding. Shit feels like tshirt material and is so comfy. Especially in the winter.

>>55119264
Kek.
But actually, if you are one of the 1% of /g/ that actually has a gf, yet still are also part of the 90% of /g/ that is filthy as fuck and wont simply change a sheet soaked in pussy juice, get something with a light color. Darker stuff like blue really shows stains. But then on the other hand, light colors show blood stains…

>>55119321
I thought silk was supposed to be cool? But anyways, probably way to creepy, just as satin?

What about linen? I really like linen shirts, and I think I remember it used to be used for bedsheets back in the early days, but havent seen it anywhere.

I use old newspapers and cardboard.

>>55119245
My dick in your mouth is technology. Why don't we discuss that?

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>>55119808
That is very sustainable of you.
Here, have some green points.

>>55119245
High-density satin coton sheets only, changed every three days at most, replaced every three months, washed in soft water, and properly ironed.

It's really worth doing it, you sleep so much better.

>>55119294
Silk
>>55119302
>cotton, silk, satin
>>55119321
>silk
>>55119330
>polyester
>>55119363
First mention of flannelette
>>55119733
>linen
Fucking finally we get to the good stuff
>>55120949
And we're back down to pleb central

>>55119245

Woven catholic virgin ginger-school girl pubic hair.

linen is comfy as fuck, but get good ones and wash them often

I just buy whatever the fuck IKEA has every 2 years.

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Cerrutis

>>55121136
>flannelette
>linen
>used by hipsters and stupid Americans
>"good stuff"

>satin cotton
>used for the greatest beds in the greatest hotels
>produced by the finest maisons and costing thousands
>"pleb central"

You don't know shit about bed sheets anon.

I tried to make a mattress technology thread once. I got banned

I'm still impressed you can now get tempurpedic Queen sized beds on Amazon, next day delivery, for $299. This is the future. I spent over $1k on a twin sized tempurpedic a decade ago.


As far as sheets go, I prefer cheap cotton/flanal sheets and throw them away after a few washes.

>>55119264
http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/world/worlds-10-most-divorced-nations/

Goddamn chinese laundromat can't get out my cranapple stains.

>>55122692
>ol shit to do, you could literally take a trip to a different country every other week
kek
History of my posting in 4chan

Cotton is the all around gold standard. Egyptian and Pima cotton are the same thing and are the best quality - they use longer plant fibers that are more comfortable and more durable. Thread count usually seems best around the 500-700 range. Increasing get thread count doesn't help if the thread itself is shit quality due to using short plant fibers.

Flannel is comfy tier for cold weather only.

Silk is just for saying you have silk sheets to sound like a pimp, but is otherwise not worth it.

Linen is a light fabric for warm/hot weather, but is not as smooth as cotton and is generally hard to find these days.

Polyester is for poor neets. Cheap, good durability, but not as comfortable as natural fabrics and tends to stink.