How do I revolutionize the entire field of computer programming?

>>55118708
make a successful meme language

Dye your hair pink

>>55118741
This didn't work well for my ex gf, only made her more lesbian. Try a buzz cut, OP

>>55118708
Make computers that compute in base-10 instead of binary.

>>55118708
Drink a little bleach every day and soon the answers will come to you

>>55118708
>How do I revolutionize the entire field of computer programming?
Sacrifice Linus Torvalds to the dark lord inside of a pentagram made of USB drives.

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>>55118741
>>55118766
Why not both?

>>55119056
Cause then you'd look stupid

you won't get the recognition you deserve, unless you do some consumer-tier bullshit.

>>55119044
I tried that already. Satan rejected him and asked for RMS.

>>55118708

tell the computer how you want to structure your project, and what you want the code to do, and it writes the code for you.

>>55118708
Invent anti-data

create a meme creation ai and release it to the public

>>55118708
MEMristor programing.

>>55118708
Make an interpreted/scripting language that is faster than a precompiled language like C++/Java.
Pro tip: You're better off applying at McDonald's now.

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>>55118766
Did she peg you nicely?

Solve P = NP

>>55118708
Take C and add two random features lisp has that C doesn't

and then make it interpreted and rally a bunch of bay area fucks to your cause

>>55121636
N is 1 RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

You fix the industry, but to do so you must fix Pajeet. This is where the real problem is

>>55121151
C++ isn't precompiled dumb negro

>>55118708
copy other products
rename it iSomething
add copious amounts of marketing

Nuke India.

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>>55118708

>>55118708
with money.

>>55119343
This

>>55118708
make Tron real

>>55118708
Quantum Programming