ITT post stuff you programmed that you think is pretty cool.

I made an information system that parses data from other systems (had to write my own parsers) and shows them on a big screen. Made it for my school as a school project, it still runs there.

>>55064055
> that view
everything I see when I look out of my window is old women, trees and turks

>>55064055
where do you live?

>>55064186
That's nyc.

This kind of flat are expensive ?

>>55064236
$3600 a month, 1 bedroom

https://www.reddit.com/r/raining/comments/3x9mcf/rainy_day_in_nyc/

>>55064055
Fuckings heights man, im getting dizzy from that picture.

>>55064055
if i had to live there, i would kill myself right fucking now

fuck, that's depressing

>>55064315
if you afford to live there, you wouldnt kill yourself

The only functional thing I have ever written is a python script to download Soundgasm files so I can archive lewd audios before the girls inevitably get doxxed via their reddit accounts and delete all their files. It's a horrible spaghetti mess but it does what I want it to (the whole reason I "learned" python).

I tell myself that I will one day rewrite it as a firefox/chrome extension but I have never got around to that.

>>55064747
You know it would take like 5 lines of super simple JavaScript to do that, right?

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>>55064055
what the fuck, I was just on reddit and was clicking on random subreddits. I landed on /r/raining and checked their top post which was this picture. Literally 2min after that I go on /g/ and see this picture

seriously the simplest thing but i think it's kinda cool that it can be done.
Note: it's a desktop shortcut

#!/bin/zsh

exec /home/milton/bin/surf 4chan.org/g/catalog

>>55064650
But it looks like a living nightmare.

Why would anyone want to live there?

>I was just on reddit
this place has really gone downhill.

>>55065009
I'd rather not live in a big city, but if I did I'd definitely want a view like that.

I've been working on an implementation of Conway's Game of Life in Java. It's my first project outside of coursework. Hacked together a basic version, but now I have an idea to turn it into a 2-player game. That's the plan for the summer.

>>55065088
Oh, as far as coursework goes, one of my assignments last year was to put together a Monty Hall simulation. Pretty simple, but it was really cool to see the simulation back up the fact that the switching strategy really is the best.

>>55064998
I tried to run it but I got this error

-bash: ./test: /bin/zsh: bad interpreter: No such file or directory

I get enough wriggle room to write a bunch of scripts to try to automate things for my small company, which always starts as somewhat messy at the least. The proud moments are when after I've rubrik's cubed some recursive mess to solve a horrid little problem, I come back 3 months later with newer knowledge from newer problems and can cut out swaths of complication with fewer simpler lines. The current issue involved taking all the input elements of a website, names and values, into a 2d array so I could pass forward crc values as post data. Turns out lxml has an iter function that can be quite selective.

>>55065134
Install zsh you nigger

>>55065088
Godspeed. I didn't make conway two player but I optomized the shit out of it. I then made march of the pawns into fullblown chess and figured out how to put audio into a card game to go along with a friends dare to make the card's background color change rapidly. That one disgusted my teacher; I had gone with a lil john sample.

>>55065157
Okay, but now I get this error.

./test:3: no such file or directory: /home/milton/bin/surf

Can anyone help?

>>55065157
or he can just change the script to use bash

>>55064258
that's fucking retarded

>>55065169
install surf
change "/home/milton/bin/surf" to "surf"

>>55065192
Thanks for the help. But now I get all these errors.

usage: install [-bCcpSsv] [-B suffix] [-f flags] [-g group] [-m mode]
               [-o owner] file1 file2
       install [-bCcpSsv] [-B suffix] [-f flags] [-g group] [-m mode]
               [-o owner] file1 ... fileN directory
       install -d [-v] [-g group] [-m mode] [-o owner] directory ...
./test:3: command not found: surf

>>55065167
What kind of optimization did you do? I've read a bit about hashlife, but I'm not really at the stage where I'm concerned with optimizing yet.

>>55065239
linux? what distribution?

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>>55064055
Wrote a synthesizer & sequencer, with effects, in C. Feelsgoodman.

>>55065262
I'm using the Terminal app on Mac OS.

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>>55064055
I would murder for that apartment.

>>55065269
Sounds cool, always wanted to write one. Can you show me?

>>55065280
i can't help you then. you're not missing much. it's just a shortcut to /g/ in a simple web browser called surf.

>>55065323
Okay, then fuck programming. Maybe more people would code if it wasn't so cryptic.

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>>55065239
>literally running "install surf"

probably a compiler for my own programming language. The language sucked, but I thought it was neat.

>>55065354
Yeah where's the "Do some programming, plz" checkbox in my Windows Program Maker 2016?

>>55065354
Its complexity isn't the issue, you're just a fucking moron

>>55064214
NYC is a shithole

>>55065354
you seriously don't know how to make a fucking shortcut, that opens a webpage? what the fuck? that's not even programming

>>55065359
is that the ubundu girl?

>>55064055
Kind of off topic but that is the most comfy hacking station I have ever seen.

>>55064055
mostly scripts to wget and display stuff. weather radar, a comic or two. I'm trying to make it easier to scp stuff to a specific server folder but figuring out why it doesn't show a password prompt is holding me up

>>55065516
yes

>>55065134
Is it summer already ???

>>55065637
It's mid June, the board started going full summer like a month ago

>>55065281
Its too small, doesnt have a view of central park and no record players.

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An anime usenet indexer. I think this is far and away the best project I've worked on from an educational point of view.

Basically the process is:
>Request headers from Usenet server for anime groups
>Filter out any non-binary or malformed headers, the subject line has to be something like [1/X] "Title" (1/Y)
>Group together all the posts that share a similar post time, author, newsgroup and title
>Generate an XML file that references the articles (anywhere from a few hundred to a few hundred thousand articles need to be grouped)
>Download a small part of each the file and run it through ffprobe to get the media information (codecs, dimensions, languages etc).

It's genuinely a lot of fun working with postgres, flask and python. I've been really busy with university lately, so the site is still really basic, but I've got a lot more I'd like to add.

>>55064055
A script to download images from any 4chan thread:

curl -s https://boards.4chan.org/$1/thread/$2 | grep -o -i 'href="//i.4cdn.org/[^>]*>' | sed -r 's%.*"//([^"]*)".*%\1%' | sed '$!N; /^\(.*\)\n\1$/!P; D' | xargs wget -c

In the first URL, change the first variable to the correspondent letter board and the second variable to the 8 number thread identifier.

>>55065993
Do one better:

Do you know how to assign $variables through an interactive prompt?

http://tldp.org/LDP/Bash-Beginners-Guide/html/sect_08_02.html

I wrote a small shortcut program this way, to quickly download a bunch of youtube mp3s via ytdl. Was dope. And my girlfriend was amazed at my super scripting abilities.

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>>55064055
a pretty nice computer algebra system

it's got all the bells and whistles and it's extendable in GNU guile

>>55066093
>
That's it. You can ever restructure this script so you could assign many threads at once. And don't worry by the variables. I just put that way so people could find them easily and change them to use on the command line directly.

Example: they want to download all images from this thread? Just do it:

curl -s >>55064055 | grep -o -i 'href="//i.4cdn.org/[^>]*>' | sed -r 's%.*"//([^"]*)".*%\1%' | sed '$!N; /^\(.*\)\n\1$/!P; D' | xargs wget -c

It will save all images in the current directory you start the script on the command line. PROTIP: You need to have both CURL and WGET installed in your system (they don't came by default in many distros).

Its an easy script. The most interesting part is only the regexp to cut off HTML code from the target page.

>>55064258
baller. shit is expensive as balls. but with that view. it is worth it

>>55066269
Wow! The CODE tag doesn't work for 4chan URLs...

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I wrote a lisp dialect that could program a 3d game in REAL TIME but nothing ever came of it.

This is why I hate programming, because you rarely get awarded for the effort you put into something.

>>55066322
The working code IS the reward, anon.

>>55066322
Wrong! You program because its fun, not to be acknowledged by others.

>>55065468
t.Poor fag

>>55064055
just wrote a script that sends a request to my router, then scrapes the connected devices data to send via pushbullet, named it "whoishome", no bully

Made a mortgage calculator once, it was pretty basic.

>>55066404
I code because I'm having fun, but I also like to get acknowledged. It sucks when you think something you made is pretty damn neat and no one pats you on the back.

>>55066497
i know that feel

Wrote a program to keep track of a user's chinese powerpoints(visual novels), download metadata about the game, and keep track of the time played. I can post source if anyone wants

Same view in Chengdu, Shenzhen or any other God tier China city for about 400 USA... I'm moving there

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>>55064055
>using fluxbox inside of unity
Aside from the fact I have no idea how you did it, It looks pretty disgusting.

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>>55064055

programming is for those that can't do anything else right

>>55066322
maybe post it on github u cuck

>>55066657
but I can watch anime just right, you cuck.
Why not kill yourself soon?

>>55066657
>I can't figure it out, better make fun of those that can

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Made a simple app to quickly send messages on Telegram, Whatsapp or every other application supporter by the share intent
Pretty basic, but gets the job done.

>>55066422
There is no way he spends less than $1000 a month rent, and anyone who thinks $1000 a month is nothing doesn't need a job.

>>55064055
lighthouse, a little popup box that aims to be super unix-y
https://github.com/emgram769/lighthouse

>>55064055
I made a website for an association. A lot of my friends said it wasn't beautiful but I find it nice, simple, easy to use. It loads fast, and everything made from scratch with php, javascript and sql.

I also made a software that reads your finger print to compare it to a database using an usb device

I'm also making a 2D game, a hack & slash. Sadly I didn't found the time to code for it so there isn't a lot of things, but I like the code I made for now (it only have 2k lines of codes) and I find some stuff beautiful on it. I should find the time to continue it.

>dat view
What I would like : live in Paris on the 5th floor of an apartment, with a view on a street, or even the roofs..

>>55066657
acutally in my country, every guys that went on the networking stuff are those that hate programming and can't into it.

>>55066865
Yeah, exactly. I love programming but can't into networking

>>55066557
the bottom panel looks like stock tint2 to me

Intel 8080 emulator in C with a little bit extra to get it to run Space Invaders. Was my first time programming in C, which was much easier than I thought. After my internship ends I have about 2 weeks until I start school again, so I think I'm gonna write a NES emulator in that period. If I'm not lazy I will emulate via dynamic recompilation instead of interpretation.

>>55064055
MAXIMUM COMFY

>>55064938
https://www.reddit.com/r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix/

>>55064938
a lot of shit from reddit is being posted from here lately, which is why this website is soontm gonna die

>>55064116
thats pretty neat anon

Before I set up my media server I had lots of videos from youtube and other places on my harddrive in addition to movies and I never new what to put on as background noise while programming, so I made something in C++ that gets a list of every file of a certain extension (mp4, mkv, etc.) inside the current directory and all child directories and picks a random movie by querying random.org for a random number.

I've also made a number of windows batch scripts to do things like add or remove a string to every file in the current directory's filename, extract all archives in the current directory, generate a bunch of files going by a naming convention (I actually used it to save 10 minutes at work to generate a couple hundred config files)

>>55064055
Made a library for very easy creation of artificial intelligence via neural networks, NEAT to be precise. My goal is to give newfags the tools they need to create good shit WITHOUT knowing anything about AI or neural networks in general

>>55064258
>pays more a month than my mortgage, all utilities, food, and gas
>and he has to live in NYC

why do people do this?

>tfw you will never see a beautiful scene outside your window like that

i look outside and i just see more condos
its depressing, my lights are almost always on, theres never any ambient light

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>>55067457
>take a vacation from nyc
>can actually afford to go somewhere fun

>live elsewhere
>make $1500 a month doing same work
>can't go anywhere
>nothing to do except meth

>>55064055

C firmware to drive an analog joystick with an ADC on an AVR

>>55064178
lol, are you in germany or turkey? Either way, gross.

>>55067457
>go outside in nyc
>50 stores in walking range
>millions of fun things to do

>go outside in bumfuck, indiana
>corn
>there is nothing but corn
>can't even hang yourself because the corn is not tall enough

>>55068949
NYC is a toilet

>>55064055
that view looks shitty

>>55068949

>going outside

WhereDoYouThinkYouAre.jpg.bat

>>55068965
Then go to LA, Seattle, Philly, or something. Hell, go to Tokyo, London, Moscow, Hong Kong, whatever.

Cities are an objectively better place to live in.

>>55068949
>going outside
fuck off

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>>55064055
>In middle of the city with decent view
>Misc stacks of stuff off to the side
>LG smart watch and probably LG monitors
>Prescription drugs, probably benzos or adderral
>Probably has a handgun you don't tell anyone about somewhere close
>Ubuntu

Yo what the fuck man stop stealing my life. You are me and I am you. R u me?

Built a phishing website. Still figuring out a way to present it to someone without raising suspicion. I was thinking of the good old "check out this funny video I saw". I'll try it tomorrow.

>>55068981
Kill yourself you needy pussy

>>55066322
Host source on github or gitlab.

>>55066851
>Settling for anything less than the penthouse

>>55064055
>made a lisp script that takes all screenshots in a default screenshot directory, steps through them matching each one and placing it into a separate image directory matching the series or show name
>e.g. [Stupid-Translator] Weeaboo Show ep - 02 - [01837].jpg or whatever gets moved to the"Weeaboo Show" folder, creating it if it doesn't exist
Not complicated, but setting this to run once a day simplified my life a great deal. I hate having to change my screenshot directory or make a new one every time I watch something new and decide to take a screenshot.

>>55066497
iktf man

Made http://nigge.rs

>>55068949
>50 stores in walking range
fucking wow, man, I'm really missing out by not having a bunch of places around me to not buy stuff at

or do you seriously just find a store and impulse buy every day and consider it "something to do?"

>>55066818
dude, you can't even live within 50 miles of NYC for under 800 unless you live in a cardboard box

>>55064315
>>55065009

You kidding? That's /cyberpunk/-core as fuck. OP you are A E S T H E T I C

>>55069713
>i don't know what cyberpunk is

Made a SMS bot you could text with any ingredients and it would return a few top rated recipes. Always have some random food and get tired of making the same shit. Hate 'apps'

>>55064055
How much does it cost to get furniture moved, hows moving day in general like.

I am working on a bash script that allows to parse arguments piped into a command using references, so like... if I want to do a batch command to modify files inline, but the command doesn't support changing files inline and requires an input and output filename, I can just do something like "ls | myscript command options -input %0 -output %0"

Made a game of Chatrang (older version of chess) in """"Java"""" with Human vs IA, IA vs IA or Human vs Human.
Why Java, and furthermore why Java fucking Swing? Because it was a uni assignment and my teammates were cucks who transferred from some sort of technical school where they basically just did Java and UML.
The exams are almost over so during the summer I might just translate the whole thing to C or C++ and take the opportunity to learn a graphic library like SDL and improve the IA.

i made a pretty cool solitarie

>>55070305
hey bro your keyboard is broken

>>55070368
No it isn't???

>>55070305
daumn man this hits home... i hate group assignments and stupd teamates that dont want to learn new frameworks and stick to one thing only

>>55064055
YOU FUCKING NOOB FAGGOT.

>>55070305
Java is fine for small projects. Not swing though, but for example libGDX is a proper library that also makes things easier than SDL. And on the "lower" level, SFML>SDL.

>>55069677
This i'm from a small town, and currently live in a big city until i finish college. And I don't really get what the big fuss is. Sure cities are fun and stuff but once the whole newcomer effect wears off you start to see that big city life isn't all that great. Especially when it comes down to things like mindless consumerism.

>>55070305
Bonjour :^)

>>55071185
>using the smiley with a carat nose

>go to NYC
>get robbed
>cant sleep because neighbors partying till 3am
>niggers everywhere
>$1200/month rent
'no'

Made a website for finding JAV screenshots and torrents in one screen.

>>55064055
That's one sick view bro.

>>55064186 >>55069713 >>55064938 >>55066557 >>55069928 >>55072186
Look at the filename
>1464673258488.jpg
It's not his photo, he saved it form another 4chan post.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           newfags

>>55069759
>I know what cyberpunk is but I can't recognize it when I see it

programmed a fpga hardware logic in verilog for communicating with an LCD over AHB,
fpga is running a mips through which the LCD is writen over memory mapped access

was a fun project

>>55069023
This.

>>55072384
Even worse, from a reddit post

>>55069044
>>55064055
>Ubuntu
Absolutely disgusting

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Recent stuff is this I guess:

https://github.com/Forestdev/jsRoute

Never really worked on anything that's not been ordered by a client.

Though since I have more free time now, I have a few project ideas I wanna do.

>>55072623
It was downloaded from a comfy thread on /r9k/

>>55067433
like Keras?

>>55071185
???

>>55071185
>>55073916
To expand on that "???" Who the frig are you?
IDENTIFY YOURSELF

>>55065354
Yeah you're a fucking idiot

I programmed a script that spams a vulnerable forum with pictures of a naked old guy with big droopy balls smiling and eating from a big ass bag of chips

VPN-based TCP/IP packet sniffer for android.
Scriptable custom clients for some money-hungry mobile games.
Generalized data extraction utility. Can scrape web sites and open binary file formats.
Earley parser implementation.
My own Makefile-based build system.

Simple imageboard in 36 lines.

>>55067390
>... and picks a random movie by querying random.org for a random number.
Windows users, everyone

>>55066422
Nope, it's just a shithole. Why people live in places that get cold with ancient infrastructure is beyond me.

LA > NYC.

>>55069677
>>55070504
And don't forget that a lot of stuff sold at these types of stores are overpriced.

>>55069648
Thank you for your service

>>55064055
Why would you program that into your websites CSS when you could look outside the window?

>>55075952
>why watch the weather you can just look outside

>>55067607
You can't afford to go anywhere because you're spending all your money barely getting the rent paid. Most people in NYC never leave because of this.

>>55064055
Yesterday I wrote the following script:

i=146584710

rm stream.ts

while true; do
    curl -sf "http://live-lh.daserste.de/i/daserste_de@91204/segment${i}_2692_av-p.ts?sd=10&rebase=on" >> stream.ts
    if [ $? -eq 0 ]; then
        i=$((i + 1))
    fi
    sleep 2
done

It allowed me to watch the EC stream in mpv.

My most useful is a script I wrote that pulls a list of my movies out of my Kodi database, then scans youtube to download trailers for them. Combined with Cinema Experience it's made my Kodi setup immeasurably better.

>>55075877
Ancient Infra > No Infra
So it follows NYC > LA

>>55066818
Have you commuted from NJ to NYC everyday for work before? It's awful and just the train costs over 400 a month from my home town or my college town, roughly. If your starting salary is 80k+ it is not a challenge to pay for your apt.

>>55067457
In the city you cannot:

Work on cars in you garage.
Ride dirt bikes on your property.
Have property.
shoot guns.
Light things on fire.
Walk in the woods.
Have a large dog as a pet.
Drive fast on empty roads.
Watch the sunset from your back porch.
go off-roading.
Do anything for yourself because no space to work on things.

I could not deal with living in the city because I am not happy unless I have at least 37 projects going at on time.

I can’t go too much in the details but basically I wrote a software that generates in a few minutes from a database a certain file that was written manually before that, and it took half a year to two years to write one.
As a result, it generated a file three to four times more efficient than its equivalent written by Yamaha. The software itself was written in a month, and I’m sure an experienced programmer could have been faster and more efficient.
I spared my company eight months of work, and could spare them another years for other situations of the same kind with this software.

>>55076195
>Work on cars in you garage.
I don't want a car in NYC
>Ride dirt bikes on your property.
Not a past time of mine but I have friends and family
>Have property.
If you make enough yes.
>shoot guns.
gun range
>Light things on fire.
I'm not going to take this one seriously
>Walk in the woods.
No but there are plenty of beautiful parks. Or go visit friends or family.
>Have a large dog as a pet.
Straight false
>Drive fast on empty roads.
I don't want to own a car
>Watch the sunset from your back porch.
Valid
>go off-roading.
Repeat of your dirtbike argument
>Do anything for yourself because no space to work on things.
What does this even mean?

>>55065468
>Its not that bad if you make over 150k.

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>>55076282
>>55071510
>>55068965
>>55065468
>NYC is

>>55075962
That's different because weather feeds offer information like humidity, temperature and future forecasts.
Programming a banner that says "rainy" or "sunny" is kind of dumb, especially when your monitor is right in front of a window.

I wrote a basic AI that played the board game Kalaha. It used minimax with alphabeta pruning and was written in haskell. That was a fun assignment. Now I'm doing shit with signal processing on 8-bit micro controllers

>>55076256
I broke my neck but at least I still have friends and family.

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>>55076425
>Not being able to ride a dirtbike or walk in the forest is equivalent to breaking your neck

>>55076442
I broke my neck while riding my dirtbike in NYC.

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I wrote a bunch of scripts that automate parsing and importing okcupid dating profiles. into excel charts.

The part I'm most proud about is a script that uses a dummy account to discover users' hidden questions, then another that'll take that output and then (by process of elimination) discovered what they answered and what they marked as "acceptable"

Yes I know that this alone means I'm never going to actually going to find anyone.

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>>55076457

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>>55075877
>NYC
>cold

For my CS thesis I created a sentiment analysis tool out of scratch that is very modular (can easily choose different sources, can have varying degrees of sentiments, can be specific to a certain field)
I thought it was pretty cool, or at least the panel thought it was cool. The final defense lasted no longer than 30 minutes and they just played around the actual software.

>>55075811
sounds awesome

>>55075811
Post pics

>>55069648
http://nigge.rs/id/batman
http://nigge.rs/id/batman
WHY

I wrote a script that reads data from a serial connection and plots it live, also allows multiple plots, if you want to have the device send data that should logically be plotted seperately
I use it for avr programming because it's nice to get a live feed when measuring something and I don't have anything better to debug this makeshift printf debugging

>>55075848
nice jumping to conclusions faggot. I haven't touch windows since xp

>>55077632
But...why random.org?

>>55076302
Ha, nice try. I lived there for the first 17 years of my life. Never going back to that shithole. Sorry you're stuck there in your dead end foodservice job while you wait for your acting break.

>>55077670
you obviously need true randomness for this kind of task, this pseudo random stuff won't do

>>55077632
>"I've also made a number of windows batch scripts to do things like..."

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>>55077920
yeah ok you got me. point is ">windows users everybody" anon is being stupid

>>55077670
cause the only other way I knew how to do randomization was srand with the current system time.
I don't get what you're getting hung up on. Is it the fact that I'm making a web request for ranomization, that face I'm using random.org, or both (I mean I fully realize how ridiculous the whole thing is and just haven't bothered to "fix" it since I don't use it anymore)?

>>55078078
I am the first anon you responded to. I was simply memeing because you were making a website request for randomness. Also you said you wrote for Windows in your post, as another anon pointed out

>>55078078
he's making fun of the fact that you can't source randomness from /dev/urandom or similar like in many other systems

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>>55064055
>that pic
fuck, I'm actually getting legitimately depressed that I'm stuck in a shitty rural town and not in a big urban city

Designed/wrote interpreter/proved turing completeness of an esoteric language where every collection of sentences is valid source code and it's impossible for it to crash.
Then I wrote a cat program using sentences about cats and a fizzbuzz. Need to get around to writing a self-hosted interpreter sometime.

>>55078139
>>55078175
ok, I misunderstood. carry on, memester

>>55066097
Can it do more "intelligent" things like solving equations? Could probably use graph search for that.

>>55078202
just a matter of finding someone who's dream is living in a shitty rural town and swapping places (trust me, they exist)

>>55078202
>Wanting to live there
I wouldn't.
Probably always loud
Always bright lights
Looks grey in daylight
Can't see stars
Bad air
Have to go miles before you have a decent area where you can run

>>55065354
Lel

>>55064055
Batch file that is executed on automated download completion, logs downloads by label, displays log of one select label in background of desktop.

It is shitty, I should rewrite it in python, but I'm too lazy. It just werks.

>>55076491
You sad, sad man.


Why would you have the dock on the top.

i used to browse /wg/ a lot and usually there were threads where I liked every wallpaper and wanted to download all of them so I ended up making an image downloader in python. That's pretty much all I've made though. Can't think of anything else to make that would be useful to me.

>>55080295
That's the thing. I like to make userscripts for my browser and other handy stuff like that, but I rarely come across a situation where I need something like this.

>>55076491
I love you anon.

Someone screencap this.

>>55064178
I would never put my PC up against a window like that. Too much moisture.

>>55064938
You mean a photo posted onto one of the most popular websites on the internet got reposted on 4chan a short while later?

Incredible!

>>55080245
I know. However, that, A/B testing my first message, and making a fake female account to know how others message and respond has actually gotten me dates, filtered out people who obviously wouldn't work out, and even a membership to a bdsm club. The main reason I did it was because the scripts were fun to write and test.

Some weeks ago I was writing on my surface and my hand was hitting the bar at times. I moved it up to the top and figured out I preferred it that way. I no longer have interference when writing, touch is easier to tap on everything (at the bottom it was a fight to tap things close to the keyboard), both my browser tabs and program "tabs" are in the same area. No reason to pull it back down.

>>55080353
If you are interested, give me a profile and I can check to see their hidden answers (it just uses the math percentages, and trial and error). I made another account trying to see if anyone would take me up on this same offer, however of the dozens of men and hundreds of women, not a single one said yes. I was kinda surprised about that.

Back in 1999 or 2000 when the Ti89 Titanium calcs were new I made a program in BASIC that "studied" quadratic equations (not sure what it's called in english when you're asked for roots, value at x=0, etc) but completely fleshed out, with the steps between start and root find completely detailed. I did it because I was a retard and I always forgot minus signs and shit.

>>55065134

#!/bin/bash

idiot

http://github.com/deeepaaa/hachidori

Some sort of cross platform desktop widget

>>55080769
>e400068 - i fuck up constantly
>deeepaaa committed 2 hours ago

>65415b0 - grr
>deeepaaa committed 5 hours ago

>495f2f4 - I really fucked up
>deeepaaa committed 5 hours ago

A kitten dies every time you write a useless commit message.

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>>55064055

> no one here actually programmed anything

>>55080833
Who reads the commit messages anyway when you work in your own?

>>55076491
http://www.wired.com/2014/01/how-to-hack-okcupid/

>>55080913
Why use version control if it's history is useless? Making succinct commits allows you to go back when finding a bug, revert a change, etc. On any extensive project that'll accumulate hundreds of commits, it's nice to bisect commits to find regressions. If everything is "bug" and "fuck" and it includes a ton of changes rather than just one thing then it's not going to be easy to use. Maybe that's overkill, but back to my first question: Why even use version control?

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>>55066497
>>55066517
>>55069312

>>55066322
>>55066497
if nobody acknowledges it then you've made something that nobody wants
make something useful instead of crying
about it like a little bitch

I wrote a password manager using GPG and bash. Written in a function that my bashrc loads.

>>55080964
Yeah, I read about that. His version is more more statistical heavy. He parsed though thousands and thousands of people and questions. His search was very broad and led to personality classifiers. He managed to bump his percentages to 90% with a bunch of 99% (not by changing his answer, but by not answering some lose-lose questions).

My work is trying to be very narrow. I'm only considering people who are 25 miles away, have logged on in the past month, and follow the same beliefs as I do. I actually worked against my percentage points rather than bumping them. It's useless to have a 99% match, when it's just because you both agree on 1 point, however they are entirely different.

I believe that people are most like themselves when nobody is looking. That means like being anonymous on 4chan. Similarly hidden messages are going to be the most honest and accurate identifiers.

>>55081067
not him but backups

I semi-recently wrote a brainfuck parser (visitor style API) and interpreter in Java, and for shits and giggles I used objectweb's ASM library to write a brainfuck-java bytecode compiler.

I made an elevator simulation

>>55081866
mass effect 1?

A Java (JavaFX) application which can check for updates and update itself during runtime and the update mechanism is platform independent.

>>55082828
Elaborate please

>live near seattle
>want to live innacity so I could walk everywhere
>seattle doesn't have enough tall buildings to be comfy

>>55065174
no apple warned me about a bug called bash dont do this

>>55068949
There is thing called the internet you can use to buy shit on. It is actually very useful. With the amount of money being wasted on rent there you can buy a lot of stock and then retire with it so you can do whatever you want whenever you want.

>>55064055
A high-performance solver for the spin-weighted spheroidal harmonics which are the angular solutions to the Teukolsky equation describing the scalar, gravitational and neutrino perturbations of Kerr black holes.

>>55064747
>>55064910
or just 1 command

youtube-dl URL

>>55064055
Put this in your bash terminal. :(){ :|: & };:

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

int main()
{
char oneByte = 5;
printf( "Value of oneByte = %d\n", oneByte );
}

I wrote a python program that accepts 4chan urls and displays all the thumbs from the thread. You can select files to download and even put them in groups to go to separate folders.

It's pretty neet, but ultimately useless.

>>55083529
It's bases on 'airfield' by Amin Bien. You can use JGit to check a remote Git repository for updates. If you design it so that this remote Server holds only your application binaries, you can use a custom class loader to load them after they have been replaced.

>>55064055
I wrote a fast n-body gravitational simulator in Python/numpy with Tkinter. It starts out with a cloud of tiny particles that eventually coalesce into stars-- red, orange, yellow, ultimately blue. You can even add neutron stars or black holes that build up little accretion disks, or make the gas rotate in the beginning. It's all randomized. Usually you get a few binary systems, sometimes more complicated structures.

>>55069235
> Stacks of pleasantly-furnished concrete boxes to live in
> No I want the somewhat larger box on top I need that one
Lol people like this are the ones who pay 15k for first class to Asia instead of 1k for coach, too. We're going the same place dude.

>>55070388
> I'm going to hate the rest of my professional career
Don't be a loner, dude. You will get fucked so hard by office politics if you try to do everything yourself. Focus on finding the best teammates. If they don't want to work with you, that's the real issue and should be addressed.

>>55070504
More of your friends will live there though.

I made a script in python to automatically download videos from xvideos.com

scipio.co.nf << u can find it here

>>55076059
PATH train is free if you live in Jersey City across the water from Manhattan.

>>55071449
>not using glorious smiley with pointy nose :^)

>>55076195
So nothing of value was lost.
Also - I live in city, we have nice shooting range, giant woods nearby, beach and all the benefits of city.

>>55088970
>using the smiley with a carat nose

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>>55068949
I love cities, Live in Toronto now. Cheap isn't too bad for downtown, and lots of bars and clubs to go to and festivals in the summer. NYC is a diffrent beast, I might live there once I get my career up and running.

>>55065385
Cool, man.

Did it actually compile to x86 assembly? Or did it transpile to something like C?

Wrote some autohotkey and selenium/Python scripts to write some reports for me. Now I can shitpost while my work gets done.

>>55069648
Oh, hello!
I have a @nigge.rs mail from cock.li

I made a couple of mods for GTA V.

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>>55067457

There's no place like New York City, I'd rather rent for the rest of my life if it means I can live here.

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>>55070504

>newcomer effect

lmao, OK cletus

Writing a C/ncurses spreadsheet that embeds Lua

>>55067433
pretty much this

>>55076256
>being a nu-male faggot
lmao

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>>55064055
how is the fallout in japan?
Is your nose bleeding?

>>55094150
lol, okay Jamal

>>55064315
If I lived there I'd be playing SYNTHWAVE NON FUCKING STOP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYvqDqoYXMY

>>55076256
People like you are why I need to get the fuck out of this shithole of a city

>>55078263
Bro that was the first thing implemented. What it's showing there is symbolic integration to derive the area of a circle. Everything is done by manipulating the expression's syntax tree. Numeric equation solving with newton's method is dead easy, and solving a syntax. Tree is only a little harder.

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>>55064258
>$3600 a month, 1 bedroom
>>55067457
I dunno.

I'm a software developer in Britbongistan. I could go live in London and earn more money, but pay more rent. Or I could live here in a smaller city and have my 3 bedroom house all to myself for the same price as I'd pay for a single room in a flatshare in London.

Hell is other people.

>>55072384
either that or he names his pictures with $(date +%s%3N)
which is something i have done personally, anyway

I once wrote a remote control application for Mac OS X that allowed to control iTunes from within fullscreen apps like Games.

It still works and is the only app available that does this to date. Fullscreen apps in OS X are a pain in the ass, implementing something like alt tab possibility is utterly complicated and it's also the reason why there are just so little amounts of games on OS X that allow it. I wrote it like 10 years ago and since then nobody else got that job done. The only other option is using an 100% original Apple keyboard with next and previous buttons, but you must be a pretty stupid individual if you like the default apple keyboards.

But since then I haven't done anything special. Wrote a few little website (even with animations via some js libs, I know you guys love that :^) ), but that's it.

>>55076256
>I dont want a car
Fucking numale scum

feel free to email your exploits and zero days to me via [email protected]

> Compiler for a bullshit programming language targetting x86 assembly I wrote in C
> Compiler for another bullshit programming language targeting the JVM I wrote in Java
> x86 kernel with multitasking and graphics, with some basic drivers. Got close to writing an ethernet driver but never bothered finishing. It was written in a mixture of C and GAS assembly.
> Drawing and animation program I wrote in C.

Wrote a bunch more but most of it isn't too interesting.

>bunch of popular mods for a game
>pomf clone
>spotify clone
>webm screen recorder
>popular UI library
>bunch of farming bots
>script to get dubs on this shithole

>>55096007
May I ask how much time you needed to write the kernel?
And respect.

>>55064055
- Some mumble shitbots
- a colored, command-line hourly weather forecast display via the NWS
- an ncurses weather alert display (also using NWS data)
- a countdown timer with progress bars toward events
- a user-space driver for those Logitech game pads with 20-something keys (G15?)

- a whole bunch of other unfinished projects that I may resurrect some day (text editor, make-like project manager, toy VM for a toy ISA, ect.)

>>55065239
Install KDE

>>55065354
>Thinks making a shortcut is programming

/g/ - Technology

>>55066322
It could have been worse

Somebody else could have taken all of your work, rename it, claim it at his and get a fuckton of attention, including the NYT and a bunch of tech media.

>Sincerely the actual creator of "Popcorn Time"

>>55066832
I actually used this for some time. I wrote a simple cache for it, which made it a lot faster. I never made any pull request for it, because it worked only specifically for my result parser python script.

Some thing that I've programmed:

A script which takes an image url as input, and outputs the image's pixels to output as mIRC colours. It can be called straight from irssi with /exec.

I've written also an effect pedal system. It consists of utility scripts that use JACK and LADSPA effects. I made a simple effect pedal from an arduino.

Ultima Online had these macro checks for busting AFK macroing players, which was basicly a captcha. I wrote a program with C that calculated the matching image and moved the cursor to the right image and clicked it.

>>55072641
even worse

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>>55064055
I know where OP lives.

>>55097655
except it's not OP's image.

>>55097655
huh, that could be it

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>>55097655

>>55098266
silver towers jesus op is rich

I've added a few features to gelbooru so I can use it to organize my memes and have I even have a repo on github, but since the most recently released version of gelbooru is old as fuck I'm pretty much the only person getting any use out of it.

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>>55098266
using google earth to get a better angle
(lower pic is about where the camera was to get that angle)

>>55064910
Post that shit for us then, anon

>>55098496
we have to find him and install gentoo while he sleeps

>>55098514
As >>55086719 said, you can just use youtube-dl. But the script would just find the audio tag and create a download button that would open the link in the audio tag and maybe use HTML5's Save As dialog. I'm sure you can figure this out yourself.

>>55095549
God bless you for that website

>>55076016
nice

>>55096007
> x86 kernel with multitasking and graphics, with some basic drivers. Got close to writing an ethernet driver but never bothered finishing. It was written in a mixture of C and GAS assembly.

are you Terry Davis :V)

>>55065468
>large soda cups are illegal because it's bad for your health
>it's illegal for bartenders to refuse to serve alcohol to pregnant women because health should be each person's own decision

NYC everybody

>>55095090
Fitting.

>>55098496
KEK, what are the co-ordinates?

>>55098290
yet he's rocking pretty shit keyboard

>>55098496
ohhh shit wadup

>>55069794
Shit son, is this public facing? I want to try it

>>55066472
Why not use Fing if you already know the MAC Adresses?

>made a program in C too access serial devices from telnet (minus special characters)

so you reimplemented SSH but with thousands of implementation bugs and no security?

>>55064055
Comfy as fuck

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Spent 8 months from late september to about the end of may working on an expression parser in C# that be taught formulas and learn them sort of like an AI system, also lets you add variables at will. Has full access to all math functions with endless additional variables to solve with or for. Also has memory like a calculator, a converter for DEG/RAD/GRAD, a programming calculator, and a built in console to load a formula by its name rather than searching for it in the list.

Six-degrees of Kevin Bacon-esque program with imdb databases in Python. (i'm learning graph algorithms).
Find number of degrees between actors and some other things

>>55076195
The dream.

I will have to move to the city for of work. Looked at the rents, JUST fuck my shit up senpai. Full of tourists, you can do none of the above, fuck this shit man, gotta give up tinkering with my drone. I wan't a nice house with enough space for hobbies and whatnot.

>>55076059
80k aint starting