Apple WWDC Keynote Thread

SOMEONE MAKE A GIF OF JIBJAB AFRO EDDIE

first for Z

I like simplicity. fuck you, Apple.

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I took the day off work for this. What a mistake...

>notes collaboration
>conversation view
>live photos editing
>split view

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>>55062018
GET READY TO CURRY UP, BOYS

Sending GIFS around. 2016 everyone...

>Conversation view in Mail on iOS

literally the best feature this entire evening and they just gloss it over

That is great but all this shit only works with iDevices.

JibJab is still relevant?

This is awesome. Apple is innovating and reinviting the smartphone once again.

>>55062055
Reading that is more depressing than watching this.

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>>55062018
Wtf is this

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shills

>Apple still sell a laptop that hasn't been updated since 2012 for £899
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
http://www.apple.com/uk/shop/buy-mac/macbook-pro

PRIVACY CONFIRMED.

NSA BTFO.

>emphasis on privacy
i really fucking hope theyre legit with this shit

>>55062093
gif memes.

>15 minutes left

Well there goes the new MBP.

Fuck my life

ordering a thinkpad t460s right now

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>>55062099

>Government takes your Apple Watch
>Easily access to your entire HD

>>55062097
>hasn't been updated
well, it has been.
>B-BUT COSMETIC CHANGES
I thought you people didn't care about that

I don't believe a single word of their lies about privacy.

>aaron roth

what do we know about this guy?

ANDROID BTFO

>We believe in privacy.
>Trust us.
m'kay

>>55062124
kek

WE WUZ QUEENS N SHIET

ONE MORE THING....a fucking shitty video

>One more thing

It's a normie-focused recap

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>55062018
No Android user will ever get laid again!
Greenbubbles
no new emojis
no big emojis
no emojification
no special effect messages
no hidden messages
no stickers
no open for developers

THIS WILL FUCK ENTIRE INDUSTRY WHEN EVERYONE WANTS THESE.

ANDROID WILL TRY TO COPY AND SAMSHIT

THERE IS NO PEACE

>>55062124

>one more thing

ONE MORE THING

>IT'S NOT A DEVICE
>IT'S A FUCKING GAY ASS VIDEO

Oh god

THEY SPOILED THE "TODAY" ANNOUNCEMENT

FUCKING KEK

>>55062146
kys kid

ONE MORE THING

>>55062129
http://www.apple.com/uk/macbook-pro/specs/

OHHHH ONE MORE THING MEME

>But one more thing...

IT'S HAPPENING

>An iOS sizzle video

Why live

Literally none of this was news worthy. Fucking gay.

>>55062155
Nobody with self respect is going to fuck an iwhore

They are really out of ideas. I felt sorry for apple, kek. WW""""D""""C.

that UNF

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

thats it
no iphones anymore

>no 4s

>uses the "one more thing" to get us all excited

>it's literally just a fucking gay video with chimp music, FUCK

>>55062149
Wuz es yo fuck-ass shit niggas hey hay hallo biiitch, shit-ass bitch-ass nigguh sheit in da hood nigga, putting a bullet in any honkey on da westside, sheeeeit

HAPPENING

>>55062155
I didn't really care about everything you said except
>not open for developers
Now I know you're just shitposting.

This is the type of revolutionary shit that gets released quietly in the play store every day

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>>55062149
>>55062151
>>55062158
>>55062159
>>55062162

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>one more thing
oh boy

>it's a fucking video

>>55062179
PAJEETS ON SUICIDE WATCH

C U R R Y _ U P _ N O W
U
R
R
Y

U
P

N
O
W

We Swift now

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Please Tim

Please fucking save us

Jesus Christ

MACBOOK PRO as the one more thing?

>>55062130
better than google's botnet

>>55062189
kys kid

>>55062189
don't be mean to tim

Swift is utter shit.

HEY APPLE

LANGUAGES DON'T MEAN SHIT IF WE DON'T HAVE ANY HARDWARE TO WRITE THEM ON

does anyone even use texting anymore? wtf, everyone uses messenger now

Can I trust Apple with my privacy? Google doesn't seem much better.

>gitHOB

LIGHTING FAST!!! LIGHTNING FAST!!!

>>55062223
It's actually bretty gud. Way better than ObjectiveC

>>55062130
typical tin-foil fag

Tim Cook sounds gayer every year.

NO XCODE FOR FUCK SAKE WHY! WHY CAN'T I USE MY IPAD FOR WHAT I WANT TO!? HOW CAN iOS BRING ON THE POST PC WORLD WHEN IT RELIES ON THEM TO DEVELOP FOR!? GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

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I want to fuck that girl next to the blonde lad.

>>55062229
lmao

>>55062228
You can't trust anyone but yourself with your privacy

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serious question, do kids these days really use macbooks like this? do schools provide this for them?

Why the fuck would you use an Apple phone over Android anymore?

Why the fuck would you buy any Apple product anymore?

>>55062225
are you retarded?

Leave the normie and pajeet out of my job!
REEEEEEEEEEEE!

Swift is so easy, even women can write it!

>>55062235
so?

>>55062212
A golden turd is still a turd

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SWIFT PLAYGROUNDS BOIS

>>55062239
she looks like my last gf

;_;

>Coding on a tablet

Oh jesus fucking hell on a unicycle

Swift gaygrounds incoming

he sounds like big gay al

>>55062239
>not wanting to fuck the blonde lad

BRACE FOR THE NEW GENERATION OF PAJEETS AND DARSHEENAS

>>55062245
t. poorfag

>>55062239
great minds think alike

XCODE FOR IPAD OMFG GUYS MACOS BTFO

>>55062239
in want to grab that girl on the rights topknot while fucking her in the ass shouting YOULL BE DESIGNATING WHITE TOMORROW BITCH

>>55062228
If I have to choose between Google, Microsoft, and Apple, I'll go with the latter. That's not the same as trusting them absolutely.

RETINA MACBOOK PRO OLED TOUCH WHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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YES! I FUCKING TOLD YOU! CODING ON iPAD HAPPENING!

>>55062171
>http://www.apple.com/uk/macbook-pro/specs/

>2.5GHz dual-core
>Intel HD Graphics 4000

>£900

lmao

>>55062244
in schools where Apple execs send their kids, yes

>>55062244
yes I live in the poorest of the poor area in the U.S. and all of the kids get iPads because *textbooks are too expensive to keep updated*

TAKE THAT HIPPIE CUNT OFF STAGE

>>55062246
did you forget to take your meds grandpa?

>>55062233
Good goy. Trust Apple, we would never lie to you.

>>55062244
schools don't have that much money to spend

maybe ipads, but that's it

What a qt.

Would invite over to have tea and talk about the war.

WOMEN KILLED APPLE

Oh what the fuck.

NORMIES WILL LEARN HOW TO CODE

>>55062245
I legit had a friend say he's switching to a galaxy s7 once he gets his better job

she's 'good and ready' for my cock

>>55062278
inb4 it's only Swift, and only on iPads

FUCKING WOMEN FAGGOTS AND NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

STEVE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE RIGHT NOW

>>55062244
is this really a thing in America?

I graduated 2 years ago from high school in Germany and laptops and phones were literally banned other than for CS classes or presentations

>>55062272
but fools never differ

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How many trips has she taken to Africa?

>It's just a quiz game

Good.

>>55062294
don't worry

https://blog.codinghorror.com/why-cant-programmers-program/

this is targeted at the kind of developer that would attend this shitshow event.

would bang this hippy gilf

>was legitimately thinking of buying an iPhone and Macbook Pro for my next purchase
>watching this shit

Nevermind.

Remember, this is a basic, fun introduction to programming for children.

>tapping = coding for kids and women
you can't make this shit up

That was fucking stupid.

>>55062244
Maybe not Macbooks but iPads

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-ipad-curriculum-refund-20150415-story.html

>>55062318
Not enough to get rid of her privilege.

>>55062318
How many cocks has she taken in the bellybutton

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>>55062318
This woman looks 30 years older than she should be.

wow, they are jumping on the code.org train.
great job ebble :DD

>>55062324
>>was legitimately thinking of buying an iPhone and Macbook Pro for my next purchase
Sure you were.

kek. this is getting hillarious. literally wymyn and normie shit. I mean I can expect these things in other events, but what the fuck are those shits in """""""""""""""""""developer""""""""""""" conference? It's just disappointing. no new device, nothing ""revolutionary"""""

Coding looks easy. I'm gonna quit my job and build video games

>>55062055

How incredibly retarded.

>not learning ARM ASM at 11 year old

god damn, kids are retarded these days

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NO! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING APPLE!? FUCK SKIDDIES! MY DREAM OF CODING ON AN iPAD! REEEEEE

>>55062314
This.

I'm from Romania and we've never used computers out of IT class. They were old XP machines, too.

>>55062318
many

>>55062324
nobody likes an android shill
gtfo

Good, this isn't going to teach anyone how to program well.

Should have stopped worrying the moment they chose a woman to present it.

>this presentation

justfuckmyshitUp()

APPLE CONFIRMED INVENTED FOR LOOPS

>mastering loops without recursion

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W

literally scratch

Oh, ffs. This is a horrible way to learn.

>opens eclipse
where do I tap?

damn that girl in the audience they just showed was a fuckin qt

>>55062324
FUCK OFF! IPHONE IS TOP TIER TECHNOLOGY AND GOT ME LAID!

moveBackwards()

APPLE INVENTED COLOBOT

>10 lines of code
>sophisticated
>physics and emojis

off. this. ride.

>>55062386
Holy fuck that actually might come to pass

I would voluntarily suck on her butthole until a gravy fart comes out

>>55062365
We're going to need a loop for this.

FIrst, we drag it in...

for(;;)
{
}

justfuckmyshitUp();

And then I'm going to drag it around...

for(;;)
{
justfuckmyshitUp();
}

>>55062382
Why didn't they just use Python or something? Or Basic.

Oh right, they want to breed app developers.

>>55062389
nah not really haha

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Who's that Chocolate qt sitting in the front row with the hat on?

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>>55062382
WHY DID THE WESTERN BASTARDIZATION OF EMOJI BECOME A THING?

WHY IS EVERYBODY USING THEM?

I DON'T GET IT

>>55062397
Fuck off loser virgin autist

>coding keyboard
>no tab
what are they thinking?

>coding
>on
>tablets
/g/ was right

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i-is that a girl?

>begging for clapping that much
kek

jesus christ
theyre revolutionizing EVERYTHING

>>55062438
Which one?

>>55062438
Dranakyuek makes her anticipated return

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>>55062429

This just shows how utterly retarded the "womyn in stem" crowd is.

Every initiative like this embarrasses and further discredits the few female devs who actually took the time to learn how to do this.

>>55062414
yeah she looked cuter from the side. close one.

>>55062433

Please post more, I can't take this WWDC anymore. I actually wait for your literal shitposts over WWDC.

>>55062438
She seems disgusted this app even exists.

>>55062438
They're both transwomen, you insensitive piece of garbage.

>>55062438

It didn't used to be.

>>55062432
>CppDroid

>>55062439
And yet the developers are excited for even this bullshit more than anything else that has been presented that day because at least it had a tiny overlap with development.

>>55062459
kys kiddo

>>55062424
I don't understand when smileys became emoji either.

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>muh diversity
>shitty woman coder
>fat sjw bragging about her "workouts"
>black lady making the crowd rap

Has apple gone off the deep end, friends?

>yfw thanks to swift playgrounds , even 12 year olds can make more complicated apps than /dpt/ fizzbuzzer codemonkeys

>>55062438
>biological female
>programmer

pick only one

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>Coding should be an essential language in schools

only thing I agree with

Just don't teach them with THSE apps.

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this guy didnt clap

>>55062407
swift doesn't use semicolons you goof

>>55062438
>using a binary descriptor

wtf. if schools pick this shit up it would be a civic duty to burn down the apple hq to stop this madness.

>>55062458
2nd gen x1 had physical keys again

IT'S FREE* GUYS!!!

* If you buy an 700$ iPad

Swift is genius, it brings shitty languages like C to shame.

If you have a collection of shit pictures, does that make you any better than the people you claim eat shit. If you don't have a collection of shit pictures, does that mean you're frantically searching for shit pictures to dump on 4chan?

>>55062490
Oh. Thought they were just optional, and I can't stop using them.

CARL THE KEK

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>>55062486
Say that to my face

Teaching a child how to code is child abuse desu

>mfw apple kills CS completely with those moves

next gen will be top tier programmers without even a cs degree. CScucks will be BTFO except academics.

uhm

> swift should be a required language in all schools

Well that's fucking scary

Even the kids can code now. /g/ BTFO

I dont remember the first thing I coded. Are these guys all casuals?

kot (pronounced like code) is german for shit

just so you know

>>55062492
Kill yourself android fag

>all fucking women niggers and fags
Like clockwork.

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D I V E R S I T Y

>Domestic violence

SJW

AHAHAHAHA

>video mentions women and domestic violence

how progressive of you apple :)

>>55062535
shitstained fucks

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>Ballmer storms the stage

great, teach niggers to reproduce better, fuck apple

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>"When I first start an app I have to have a plan"

a muslim sighting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>mods cleaning scat in this thread
>can't clean residue threads from first page
that's even sadder than this presentation

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>RELEASE AN iPAD PRO
>PORT SWIFT IDE TO iOS
>SHOULD WE MAKE IT FOR PRO DEVELOPERS?
>FUCK NO! LET'S MAKE IT FOR CHILDREN
JUST WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!?

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A-Apple?

What are you doing? Stop.

yawn

wasted my sleep

>>55062523
>CScucks will be BTFO except for the most important and interesting area of CS
cool

>>55062527

>First thing I coded was %graphicalthing%

Yes, they're casuals.

Fuck you pricks. This is extremely brave of apple

Why are you all so fucking cynical?

>>55062535
I TOLD YOU TO STOP POSTING SCAT

jesus, are we really pretending that fat black woman knows how to code? come on, I can believe a lot of bullshit, but let's not go TOO far

wtf I hate apple now

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HARDWARE

>>55062553
>The app to coordinate attacks on the kaffir? Yeah, my son made this.

>off the chain

FUCKING NIGGERS GET OUT

>>55062559
> implying the first code you wrote wasn't some kind of a game on your ti-84+

>1 million people will give safe births thanks to this app
more like 1 million people will be given the app, and then give a safe birth without looking at it because there will be nothing new in it

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That girl is cute!

WOW YOU CAN DO DIS YAY HAHAHA

Sheeeeeeeeeit

>>55062569
Stolen by Niggers.

LMAO @ the fat nigger 'coder'

>>55062569
Not during the WWDC

FUCK THE LAUGH AT THE END WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

>>55062563
Her code is off the fucking chainz nigga

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>>55062564

>>55062564
asians see the truth

UGGGGhhh

MUP DA DOO DIDDA DEVELUPUH BIX NOOD YEH HAHA

>>55062523
You realize simplified programming learning environments have existed long before this?

we used carnegie mellon's alice in middle school

>i wanna be dis senior developer, and BOW PA POW YEA I CAN DO DIS

i'm laughing. i'm laughing so hard.

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

I WANT OFF IT

>off the chain senior developer
>off the chain senior developer
>off the chain senior developer
>off the chain senior developer

>>55062569
this 2bh

>>55062523
Obligatory

ECE > CS
>ECE > CS
ECE > CS
>ECE > CS
ECE > CS

thats it I'm /code/ now

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THAT NIGRESS LAUGH

so many exploitable moments from that video

ONE MORE THING?????????????

>>55062569
>27 years of software only at WWDC

fuck off

YOU LIKE CAN YOU FIX DAT SHIT NIGGA AND IM LIKA YA NIGGA I CAN NIGGA

>learn how to program in swift
>you can only make things for apple devices
epic

>>55062585
I wonder if she can code

I want all these racists to go back to /pol/

Cook the Cuck?

WE WUZ CODERSSSS

ONE MORE THING: XCODE ON iPAD. PLS FOR FUCK SAKE!

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>apple

>>55062614
pls one more thing
pls apple

>>55062603

Shh... anaon...I-its best to embrace this future, instead of combat it...

Now download xCode.

>a gigantic release of iOS, one of the largest updates ever

FUCK YOU TIM, I'M NOT BUYING IT

>>55062585
she'll be in marketing

>>55062620
keksimus

>>55062623
To be fair, most of us aren't racist... just edgy.

MOTHER OF RELEASES GUYYYS

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Why do you think this guy picked up coding /g/?

>>55062632
kek

i can't breathe

>>55062625
>>55062622
>>55062620
>>55062610
>>55062599
>>55062598
BIX NOOD MAHFUGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55062618
actually MBP and Air were announced at wwdc

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BRING NEW MAGBOOGS NAOW :DDDDDD

What a waste of time. Jobs is spinning in his grave.

>n-no imessage for android

FUCKING

NOTHING

TIM HAS RETIRED

>>55062652
Apple can help you with that.

>>55062517
>implying

so when is the next major apple press conference? i need macbook air asap

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Is it over?

FUCK YOU APPLE I WANT MY FUCKING HARDWARE

so where's ctOS?

>>55062642
Alright, now the actual developer content can beging

where's my MBP

FUCK YOU
fuck you
FUCK YOU
fuck you
FUCK YOU
fuck you

1/10 for PiP

>>55062663
A lot of those software features were very jobs though. It's the hardware he'd be against.

>shit apple watch updates

>GARBAGE macOS features

>lol tvOS

>iOS is literal shit now. literal shit.

Welp, that was fun while is lasted

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>mfw all these kids sign up for CS classes their freshmen year and are shocked that coding is only a small part of the field.

>250 word essay dude in an hour
>decided to procrastinate to see the new macbooks

fucking hell

Jesus fucking nothing......

What do you people have against diversity?

THATS IT IM GETTING A THINKPAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>55062618
>>55062656
And the Mac Pro trashcan

>>55062679
this, fuck apple

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She has nice legs.

where's the new iphone and macbook pro? what the fuck was this garbage

>>55062517
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Anyone know if the session videos will be free to download at the end of the week? IIRC they were available last year. wondering if they will be again this year

Can't be arsed to look through the thread, so a quick "yes no" please...

Can we get the iOS SDK on non-mac platforms yet? Because right now, swift is worthless to me.

>>55062690
>250 word
>essay

>>55062686
typical shit poster

>>55062707
How autistic are you?

Android faggots BTFO! Enjoy your anime you worthless virgins.

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>>55062690
>250 word essay dude

>>55062591
>>55062618
WWDC 2010 – iPhone 4
WWDC 2009: 13" MacBook Pro (product) and 15" MacBook Pro (product)
WWDC 2008: iPhone 3G introduced
WWDC 2006: Mac Pro introduced

GO and FUCK yourselves when you don't know shit

No god damn iMessage for Android?! So much for that rumor. Fucking "I'm friends with someone familiar with how Apple thinks" Why would I believe that? Am I autistic?!

Fuck it. They're ruining iOS anyway. ESPECIALLY iMessage.

Okay so when is that iOS 9.3 jailbreak those Chinese promised they'll release?

>its nothing

>>55062719
no

>>55062331
kek

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It's fucking nothing!

>>55062707
>>55062679
>Developer conference

Are you really expecting hardware?

>>55062692
I don't usually mind it, but I hate forced diversity.

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>>55062690
>>250 word essay dude

>>55062716
>not ripping the stream
???
???
???

>>55062676
ubisoft's conference

>>55062719
yes

http://www.apple.com/iphone7/
http://www.apple.com/macbook-pro/
http://www.apple.com/macbook-pro/macos/

Gogogogogo

>mother of all releases
>we put animations on a single app guyz lolXD

>>55062736
it was bait mate. hype up the possibility of it being made free to poverty fags, but then shoot it down by introducing some of the biggest feature updates to the app

USELESS

>>55062734
>nothing in 6 years

Go away newbaby

>>55062745
>>55062775


Don't you fuckers "life is unfair" me.

Wait, so they won't be announcing new macbooks or what?

>>55062766
not talking about the keynote, i'm talking about the individual workshops

>>55062758
>Are you really expecting hardware?
yeah, they have released it at WWDC in the past, and current macs are gorrilian years old.

>>55062736
>Being a virgin

What a shitty event. Nothing substantial added to IOS. This feel like the wort WWDC in a while.

>>55062719
i dont know

>>55062817
you're autistic, wait till oct

>>55062719
Maybe?

>>55062782
>Feature Updates
More like hype it up, then ruin it and not make me want it anymore.
I'm looking for a decent alternative to my stock messaging app on th G4. Any suggestions?

>>55062833
Apple has definetely lost its magic

>>55062856
thanks but need it for uni

https://www.apple.com/ios/ios10-preview/

BIG

BOLD

BEAUTIFUL

>>55062871
ditch the poor fag phone and get an iPhone 6S

>>55062719
can you repeat the question?

Do you ever think something like swift could be the future of coding? If somehow we built an artificially intelligent ide that would intuitively understand how to compile a program from drag and drop options or something similarly rudimentary.

>>55062665
I was waiting for this until I saw all the shit they added to it. Don't want it anymore, don't want full screen shit and music flashing when somebody texts me.

>green bubbles for life

>>55062891
>BIG

FOR YOU

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>>55062674

>>55062893
Sorry, Im not a 16yo white girl.

>>55062893
>Poorfag Phone
But... they both cost the same when I bought the G4, and on contract they're both gonna cost me $50 a month regardless. I didn't choose the G4 because I had to.

>>55062907
When we reach that point, we have also reached the coding endgame. Just let the AI code.

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long guys?

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What the fuck is jibjab?

Do people seriously use this lame stuff?

>>55062871
I'm using YAATA and I love it.

>>55062833
They just got worse and worse after that one WWDC where they actually focused on the target group of the WWDC - the developers.

Apparently, lots of plebs complained because they didn't understand what the evil men were talking about. Women were triggered - white cis male middle class men excluding someone?

The result is this. 33% of the WWDC being about developers is absolutely too much, so they made it like 2%. And to apologize for their horrible behavior, the apple leaders (white cis males! At least homosexual, though!) had to promise to shoehorn as many underrepresented minorities (black stronk wimmin who dun' need nah nigguh) into the event.

This is what we saw right there, wasn't it?

>>55062847
>>55062861
>>55062900

You mother fuckers.

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>>55062913
YES!

>>55062923
That would be the idea. It would be doing the code. You just give it instructions through drag and drop methods or simple inputs.

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>>55062939
Wrong image.

>>55062939
Nice Now I can shitpost beaners without the need to change my app.
Thanks Applel for that and my 40 animations!

>>55062968
>A homosexual cis male
Get your fucking facts straight m8.

>>55062907
no. that's basically the dream of advocates of OOP/UML where the role of a "programmer" is completely diminished and instead all applications are done by "designers" who assemble programs like lego blocks. UML editors like Visual Paradigm were designed with the ability to spit out Java code based on UML markup & specifications. Of course none of that shit actually works well or is practical in a real world environment, which is why no one actually uses it

YOU CAN TEACH A PAJEET TO CODE
BUT YOU CAN'T TEACH A PAJEET TO POO IN LOO
P A J E E T B T F O

>>55062973
>What kinda cut you want?
>Gimme the mop.

>>55063004
see >>55062179

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>>55062891
>>55062913
the fire rises brothers

>iPad is a digital canvas that you can do anything you can think of on
>Except using it as a self-supporting platform
Why is this allowed to be a thing?

>>55062935
Because it'd be a foot, HAHA

>>55062939
>not remember the jibjab bush v kerry song from 2004

youngster gtfo

>>55063006
>Redesigning the music app
>Literally the only app that doesnt look like shit
>Lets add 40 AppleMusic Photos to each tab

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WE WUZ....QUEENS AND SHIT?

>>55062999
cis means non-trans. At least the cunts who made this word up say it does.

The moment Timothea Cook gets on stage next year is the moment I abandon all hope for this world.

>>55063045
I'm not american, I could care less about the elections back then.

>>55063062
How much less could you care?

did they announce iMessage for android yet? I don't want sub 80 IQ negroes to think I'm poor when I text them with my $650 Galaxy S7 and they're on a $200 iPhone 5

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God this keynote sucked.

>>55063100
Nope, and it's exclusive to iOS 10, so get ready to upgrade.