/g/ Humor/Rage General

anyone got the tipped servers pic?

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>>55032517

>>55032788
>paying a "tip" on top of the price of the thing you're purchasing
>having to write it down, calculate the total, then fucking sign for it
no wonder transactions are as slow as people say they are in america

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let's see how many of you will get it

>>55032788
>be American
>have to pay tips

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>>55033015
Fuck you

>>55032788
Tips, an ingenious way to pay slave wages and justify it.

>>55032517
Generals belong in /vg/.

requesting the email of stallman talking about his love story, making someone a cuck and asking to be the honorary girlfriend of the girl.

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>>55033081

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>>55032517

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>i'm liking this windows 8 already edition

wew it's the same old shit

>>55033125
I don't get it

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>>55033142

>>55033145
>Fahrenheit
Who made this shitty image

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4chan servers got an upgrade recently

>>55033162
fucking newfags.

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>>55033152

>>55033066
sorry, just a typo. a regular humor/rage thread.

>>55033177
I guess if you want to legally do OSX virtualization, that's the most cost efficient way to do it.

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>>55032517

>>55033184
>implying you get one of the worst memes ever

>>55033184
Not everyone remember shit memes

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,

>>55033222
>>55033234
it was just a homage to the shittiest
meme to ever meme

>>55033015
i hope its not loss

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>>55033066
>non vidya generals belong on a board for video game generals

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>>55033208
The really funny thing is the company that made these did it because apparently there is some software that processes images better than others and it's mac only.
http://photos.imgix.com/racking-mac-pros

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>>55032578

>>55033254
It's worse.

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ayyy

>>55033281
They probably needed an excuse to blow the budget, then take the machines for themselves once the project ended.

>>55033254
Megaman

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>>55033142
EVERY FUCKING THREAD
STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS
STOP
FUCKING STOP
GO TROLL THE AUTISTS ON 8CH
STOP FUCKING DOING THIS

JUST SEEING THAT IMAGE MAKES ME SEETHE WITH RAGE

FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOUR FATHER
EVERYONE YOU HAVE MET
WILL MEET

THIS IS THE ONLY THING IN THE EXISTENCE OF MAN TO CAUSE THIS MUCH FUCKING TRIGGERING

KILL YOURSELF FOR EVEN SAVING THAT MY MAN

>>55033259
>making generals on a regular board
Reddit please

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>General
So now it is a bunch of people posting the same image everyday?
This is best a weekly thing at minimum

>>55033243
ermagerd the rage
Also raged when I got that cooler and saw how the bottom looked. fucking ridiculous

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>>55033015
Glad the mom did it, don't want any more neckbeards in this world

>>55033045
>>55033277
R2-DINDU

>>55033142
DELETE THIS

>>55033301
>>55033322
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I JUST HAD A BITCH FIT ABOUT THIS

GOD DAMNIT

IF I EVER FIND THE FAGGOT THAT WROTE THAT, THE FAGGOT THAT SCREENCAPPED THAT, AND THE FAGGOT THAT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT NIGGER

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>>55033243
>>55033340
Is that the EVO 212? I just bought one, how fucked am I?

>>55033420
Why

>>55033435
Not at all, it's a good cooler

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>>55033451
>pepe@r9k

>>55033474
Another anon yesterday told me it's a bitch to install, and the mounting looks fucked up. I guess I'll just watch a video, but I won't have to put holes through my mobo, right?

>>55033451
>archuserenjoyspepeswhenXdies.gif

>>55033496
You just need to drill small pilot holes, the screws will self-tap when you put them in.

>>55033496
It's fucking weird to install.
Took me 5mins to work out.
I forgot the electric drill so I had to hand drill the holes.

>>55033496
Just follow the instructions, I even managed to install it on a case without a hole behind the cpu, so you should be fine
Consider watching a video if this will be your first cooler installation or something

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>>55033529

>>55032967
People still use cash here and want change, that is the slowest. If you can't round up to a dollar in a few seconds, credit cards aren't for you. Unless you are fucking rich, then do whatever the fuck start a shitty company and fail for several years like IBM.

>>55033529
>terrible JPEG
>comic sans
>dumb frogs and wojaks
>"comfy"
Arch is shit but that image is even worse

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>>55033549

>>55033325
Why post it on 8ch when salty faggots like you fall for the bait every single thread? :^)

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>>55033562

>>55033329
>tfw my OC appears on /g/ for the first time
thank you anon

>>55033574
This gets me every time.

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>>55033529
>>55033549
>>55033562
>>55033579

Buttblasted noobuntu cuck detected

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>>55033587

anytime my man

>>55033420
This is so fucking old.

>>55033574
Explain

>>55033171
>implying HitlerOS would use a french surrender temperature measurement over a Master Race German made system

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>>55033613

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>>55033574
>posting the shit version
plz

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>>55033325

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>>55033624

Your version is shit m8

>>55033569
>falling for the falling-for-it meme

how new are you

>>55033624
Network basics have never provoked so much cringe before!

>>55032967
You can just write down "Cash" and give it to the guy.

You only have to calculate the total if you want the tip to come from the card.

>>55033675
>>55033687

what

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>>55033733

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>>55033758
>>55033768
>>55033782
Kek, more

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>>55033699 (checked)
this desu
Skip the middleman (restaurant owner that gives them whatever the fuck they feel like giving them)
Or better yet don't write cache and give them cache, they'll still probably get a percentage regardless idk couldnt hurt.

Also fuck you guys stop posting megaman.
I'm literally just gonna go to reddit or something, come on be a pal

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>>55033782

>>55033829
Fuck off

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>>55033015
>>55033322
>>55033254
>>55033301

i don't get it.

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>>55033831
what was said?

>>55033599
xubuntu masterrace

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..,

>>55034003
haven't seen this in a while, kekd hard

>>55033991
What game is that?

>>55034081
Toy Story 2

>>55034106
Thanks

>>55034081
battletoads for wii u

>>55033887
hey everyone the image is literally from his ted talk btw

>>55034106
>>55034132
u guiz ar funny lmao

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>>55032517

>>55034503
LOL

>>55033815
What a fat fuck.

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>>55034503
>fat
>that nose
Jewish feminist confirmed

>>55033931
I also don't get it. But I don't lurk /g/ much nowadays.

>>55033376
Would be the same in any OS tbqhwyfam.

>>55033081
This happened to my technologically-dumb old neighbor (who uses me as tech support even though I'm not that knowledgeable myself).

At least, that's what it sounded like. Apparently Win10 started forcing itself on people who have it set to automatically update. I had no idea how to fix it when it got to the install process, and it wouldn't let me back out (to where it claimed it was restoring the old settings but he lost his OS completely). Somehow, and he's even not sure how, my dad managed to fix it.

>>55033815
How do you get your belly to be this perfectly round at all times?

>>55033931
>>55034606
see>>55033645
If you still don't get it see >>55033142

>>55033081
what if you wait for the 24hs on safe mode?
Check mate pajeet

>>55033278
>Being THIS vapid and self-centered
And this is why I am gay.

>>55034809
Get out faggot.

>>55033298
>DROP DATABASE;

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>>55034900
NO.

>>55034719
...Now I'm actually curious about this.

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>>55032578
i gotchu G

>>55033045
The future is here.

>>55033125
Haven't seen this one in a while.

>>55033599
Lubuntu master race

>>55033260
>gaming processing unit
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55033529
>>55033599
>>>r/4chan

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>>55035091

>>55033145
>stop reading these
kek

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>>55033145

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>>55035450

>>55035421
>a product
>a platform
>a business
wtf

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>>55033123
what

>>55033345
One of 4chan's finest accomplishments

>>55033015
[triggered]

>>55033529
i want you to come over here so i can kick you in your neck piece.

>>55032788
Tip's are retarded.

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>>55033325

>>55035057
But we do CUDA on the chips too, mostly used by games.

>>55037040
>what they think I am
>a stock photo
>what I actually am
>a stock photo

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>>55033311

>>55035608
>>55033345
fake as shit, how did they make the pictures if the phone is in the microwave?

>>55033362
That's the wrong picture to use with that text.

>>55037040
holy shit this is hilarious i just can't stop laughing. hey bro do you mind if i save this photo?

>>55033451
now i need the script of this

>>55033624
this is shit, top half is good

>>55033959
DO WANT

>>55034067
KEK, hole in hard drive, won't solve a thing

>>55037163
Go ahead :)

>>55033451
Anyone have the script?

>>55037149
They had Wave parties. All the girls gathered around watching in wonder then horror as Wave did its thing.

>>55032788
And if the resteraunt/whatever gets less customers then you don't have a fucking job, asshat

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>>55033624
>nigger uses static IP
>waits for auto DNS after turning off AUTO-DHCP
>not using ISP DNS servers

>>55033624
posting an incorrect version
at least the icon is fixed

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hehe

>>55033645
Time to kill myself.

>>55034683
I still don't get it, sorry guise, am I supposed to get mad because of the story, the placing of the replies, or what is it?

>>55032958
>University of Madison
Pls no

>>55033177
I work for a company that makes a network-based software for Mac, Windows and Linux, and we somehow have clients who insist on having Mac servers. It's the most headache-inducing and costly platform for servers and they just fucking demand it. Nothing makes me want to shoot myself like working on Mac servers.

>>55033243
This is the proper way to apply thermal paste. What is your problem? You mad because you just went with the lazy "just put a pea-sized drop and ram the fucking thing in there" approach? Enjoy your overheat shut downs.

>>55033336
I would laugh but the existence of such preachy cartoons alone pisses me off to no end. If there's any place where people shouldn't feel entitled to guilt people into doing patriotic shit, it's the United States.

>>55033669
this should be a banner

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HAVE
TO
WAIT
TO
CONFIRM
7.5
I
HAVE
16
WHEEL
TRUCK
WITHOUT
A
WHEEL
READY

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fresh oc

>>55033189
>Via 9gag dot com
I c what u did thar.

>>55033461
I gotta try that

>>55032958
we havent had a shooting in a while..

>>55037729
>typical ssd user.jpg

>>55034655
lurk moar

>>55034655
Can confirm, was there when it happened to my dad. The quickest way is to let the installation finish, them boot up and decline the Windows 10 EULA. It will then restore your previous OS.

>>55033171
>Führenheit

>>55033015
Snoop doggy dogg and dr dre is at the door

>>55033374
>R2-DINDU
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>55032788
>waiters get assmad when you don't tip them
Why are they the most entitled shits on the planet? It's a job so easy a conveyor belt could do it.

>>55033692
I used my thinkpad as a weapon once.
It works nicely as both a blunt weapon and a shield.

>>55037912
In the schools I went to, you were not required to say the pledge, but you were required to stand.

>>55032788
I'm so glad I don't live in America where people are forced to give tips. Fuck the waiters or even delivery personnel complaining about this stupid shit although they already get payed more than enough.

>>55033325
It's /g/s version of the banana posters. Calm down lad.

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>>55038853

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>>55033110
Somebody set us up the bomb

>>55037719
Lolol

>>55033015
Fuck you

requesting the "when girls code vs when guys code" image beacause my proffesor wants us to explain what every single command does in scilab.

>>55032788
Jesus Christ, waiters in burgerland are fucking entitled. Working literal bottom of the rung jobs, then they get all assmad when their retarded wage system fucks them over for somebody not wanting to pay half their salary. Whenever people call them out on their whining, they whine some more about how "people are mean" (read: not halfassing your job).

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>>55038853
>>55039024

>>55032788
>quasi-mandatory tips

I feel sorry for you.

>>55039103
That's why some places already include tips in the pricelist

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We have a QA team in pajeetistan. One guy called me that he is creating a bug because some functionality doesn't work as documented. That functionality was just a formula like this:

>percentage = part / total

You would think you wouldn't be able to fuck this up on the development side and there cannot possibly be a huge bug, right?

Well the reported bug was that in the user interface we show the percentage multiplied by 100 for the user's convenience. So he got "50%" instead of "0.5".

AND THEN I literally walked the poor guy through how percentages work and why the user sees it as a number in 0-100 instead of 0-1.

I just explained percentages to someone working in IT.

>>55034934
The guy in the middle is a famous singer in Bulgaria lmao.

>>55038431
You fucking jynxed it bro! D:

>>55033329
I actually want that chair.

>>55039131
What did you just say about my elephant?
Even sarasvati knows that if we want to show a full value, then it's 1, not 100. What the fuck, devil? Imagine a cup being full. In percentage, that means it's 1 full. When it's only half-full, then it's 0.5.
No wonder you uneducated toilet users are getting replaced by glorious Hindu people.

>>55033015
Now I'm mad

>>55033125
https://youtu.be/aQUUCiLkRsM

>>55039165
>uneducated toilet users
Nicely camouflaged reference.

>Even sarasvati knows that if we want to show a full value, then it's 1, not 100. What the fuck, devil? Imagine a cup being full. In percentage, that means it's 1 full. When it's only half-full, then it's 0.5.
It wasn't that he didn't understand that 100% = 1. It was that I had to explain to him how percentages work. One paraphrased quote was me explaining "if you divide a part of a whole by the total itself you get the percentage that part takes up of the whole" and that he didn't know the "%" symbol just fingered my butthole on top me deepthroating my own shit-covered dick.

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>>55033887

>>55037887
i feel you brah

>>55037302
Indeed, it'll just make it unreadable.

>>55039103
It's their own fault.
They agree to work with shit wage and then cry they have shit wage. If they didn't apply for jobs with such a low wage, restaurants would have to pay them more.

>>55033016
>be yuropoor
>go out to eat
>don't have to pay tip
>leave restaurant and going home
>Ahmed rapes you
>steals all your money anyway

>>55039285
Maybe if you live in Sweden or a bad neighbourhood in Germany...

>>55039193
This might be true today, but it certainly wasn't during the early 90s.

>>55033052
Yeah... Except it's not slave wages at all. Even if you're a shit server and don't make any tips the employer has to make up the difference.

They take your "slave wage" (usually less than $5/hr), add in your reported tips (only dunbasses report more than 50% of your cash tips), and if it comes out to be less than minimum wage, they pay the difference.

>>55033831
link?

>>55039333
In other words for a certain threshold the tips goes to your employee and you don't get more than minimum wage. Tips should go on top of minimum wage by default.

>>55032958
What the fuck kind of class is this?

>>55033045
smooth

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>>55033887
>>55039193

>>55034809
No, you're gay because you like men.

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>>55037903

>>55037396
>>55037195
the_rarest.sh

>>55033887
>>55039440
Almost as autistic as insisting that OSX is BSD.

>>55037719
wow

>>55039137
Makes sense. Would make more sense if he was from Greece, though.

>>55039375
This. 'Murricans just love to get butt raped.

>>55039487
>Almost as autistic as insisting that Windows is an open platform.
Fixed.

>>55035495
>a product
>a platform
>one business

They actually got it right on the last one.

>>55039616
Dude hurd and GNU are to Linux and GNU as BSD(kernel) and BSD(userland) are to OSX and BSD(userland).

You aren't even on the same wavelength with your shitty Windows joke.

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>>55032788
I almost got beaten up in Americans as European when I didn't know I am expected to tip and the Walters got all passive aggressive about it and didn't tell directly but said I forgot something for 10mins but I didn't sincerely know what.

>>55039375
Ideally there should be no tips at all and they just get paid minimum wage. That way when I go to a restaurant and order a $20 meal, I'm paying the advertised price +sales tax.

When I buy computer parts, I don't pay the price+sales tax+15% or more. I pay the advertised price+tax.

>>55034920
kek

>>55039487
What's really autistic is insisting that OS X is Unix. Because it's POSIX certified as a UNIX-LIKE environment doesn't change that even the fucking kernel is a recursive abbreviation to the effect that it's not Unix. (XNU = XNU (is) NOT Unix)

>>55033243

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSCVahyh3Dk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWF3Z5rubuI

That's why I got a jigglybutt board.

>>55034809
you're gay because you're pathetic

>>55033828
kek

>>55033045

>that fucking twirl on the way out

>>55033329
Actually a rather shitty design for anal. It must have been intended for cis women.

>>55037560
I believe this. The girls at my school thought the cool thing to do was use iTunes to make 256 AAC copies of all their CDs and then break them.

>>55033529
It's closer to two minutes with SSD and flash drive. Then I just git pull my configs and I'm ready to work.

>>55033675
Do they give the photographers a list of weird shit to do or is it made up on the spot?

>>55039553
Why?

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>>55033733

>>55033461
soc eng for dummies

>>55038492
lol

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Are nerds still upset about this?

>>55040015
I have just looked at this photo and I am not upset.

All I know is the right image is tracer from overwatch.


Why are people upset?

>>55040015
why would nerds be upset about women?

>>55040015
About what?

>>55039999
checked

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>>55040015
it's one of tracer's victory poses
pic related was "too sexual" and "didn't match her personality" or some shit so the sjw bitched and then blizzard changed it to pic above, which i guess the joke is that they changed it to an actual pin-up pose
http://kotaku.com/blizzard-removing-overwatch-butt-pose-after-fan-complai-1767613551

>>55039703
I've always wondered how an european who doesn't know about the tipping culture over there would get treated like.

One day when I go in America I won't tip and I'm gonna blame it on being a foreigner...wish me luck.

>>55039285
The world is not as /pol/ describes it.

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>>55039703
>>55040151
two for ten, 2 for 10
$2 for every $10 is 20% tip
but then i hear that 15% is also standard so idk but rounding to the nearest $5 is easier

>>55039119
it's a good read

>>55040015
hawt

>>55039285
>be yuropoor living in Munich
>live in safest city in the world
>murricans actually believe this has changed thanks to ahmeds

also
>watch news
>holy shit tens of thousands of people at Munich train station
>have to take the train the next day
>shit it's going to be a mess
>get there
>not a single ahmed left
>police everywhere, securing the perimeter
>meanwhile people still get shot in the streets in the US
>hurrdurr we need guns we first world country hurrrrr

>>55033614
what french surrender?
Swedish Celsius? British Kelvin?

>>55039653
They got it right in all off them.

>>55033675
still can't top the woman with the soldering iron

>>55037302
>I'm 15 and use Kali Linux and am a haxxor

>>55040221
kill yourself

>>55033669
now make the nvidia to 4chan

>>55034067
>not using a used thinkpad or something along those lines in a docking station for such purposes so that you could just shredder the whole thing, burn it or whatever.
Okay, maybe not a thinkpad, it'd survive it : ^)

>>55040221

>muh freedoms
>muh 2nd ammendment
>muh right to bear arms to take down a tyrannical government.

lived in london for years, never had any issues, go to new york, some pale as fuck junkie pulls a gun on me between my cab and the hotel door (15 feet or so).

fuck america, shitty country for retards.

>>55032788
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKKxfeNl4uk

>>55040382
>some pale as fuck junkie pulls a gun on me between my cab and the hotel door (15 feet or so).
So what happened next? "Stories" like this never have an ending or proper story telling.

>>55040395
I thought that was a BSOD and Chad was cleaning it.

>>55037251
first yu have to instal teemviewer to remove virus from vindos

>>55040399

hotel doorman who is also armed starts shouting at the fucker and he runs away, hotel gave me 2 nights free taken off my bill (did offer them for my next stay, told 'em i won't be coming back).

Hotel doorman says it happens fairly frequently at night, that's why the hotel has a gun license.

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>>55040410
It's just a meme

>>55040417
At what hotel were you staying?

>>55040430
I have no need for pooping entertainment because I'm vegan :^)

>>55040144
>didn't match her personality
she looks like a slut, behaves like a slut and happens to be ex military, where all females no matter their physical attractivenes are obliged to be sluts.

dungetit

But then again I don't understand a large percentage of modern games.

>>55040382
>>muh right to bear arms to take down a tyrannical government.
Can someone explain this shit to me:
US Military does what US government says, right?
How could you fat fucks possibly try to take down US government with guns if "defense spending" there is trough the roof, which makes single platoon more combat efficient than whole town of rednecks with guns?
In case of revolution, they could simply brand you "terrorists" and kill you with drones before you are even able to get to your pickup truck.

>>55032788

Americans should just stop tipping.

It's the only way to change this filthy system.

And while you're at it, change the shitty pre-tax price tags on stores.

>>55037090
still doesn't change the fact that the real name is gaming peripheral unit

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>>55039998
this is now eurobeat thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9W6Ea7DRPI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpiZE5k011s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivhqJrcl-V8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8I0bR4N9Uw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zzKd-q-QFM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3L6ffSA5aI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur3B5-KLNnU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGUXhgpda8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77wvAddL-_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsmlbypoELY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sABmg1o1JMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5Wxn3D_IsY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUAr2lWXen4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXcAZy4mP9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItjjWECjD_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrpihgKg9es
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ysrket7lo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-8A3mOIio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBFtKow1Gw8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN7kdgRQK_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3KOnv9MVNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Q-BFgnPM

>>55033177
I thought 4chan ran on mac minis.

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>>55040599

>>55033863
does anyone have his reply to this?

>>55034934
do apple have a call center in flavortown?

>>55040548
>which makes single platoon more combat efficient than whole town of rednecks with guns?
just like in afghanistan right?

>In case of revolution, they could simply brand you "terrorists" and kill you with drones before you are even able to get to your pickup truck.
you conveniently seem to forget that American soldiers are americans.

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>>55040609

>>55040382
lived in eastern europe my whole life, poverty was and is rampant.

got mugged the second day of my school trip to london when i went to a local shop to buy some cigarettes.
by a group of niggers

allah save the queen.

>>55040691
what? i've slept outside countless times and i always wake up with my wallet and phone still on me. it's safer than burgerland

>>55033991
Battlefield 4

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>>55037719
>2015
>first wave feminist
That's not how it works.

>>55037759
Story desu, the other posts were referring to it

>>55040221
SHALL

>>55038681

What was the context?

>>55039131
IT is the Hufflepuff of STEM. You shouldn't expect much.

>>55038102
What if I wan The Animated Series batmobile?

>>55040594
ye boi, i luv it

>>55033991
Can somebody tell me how this is /g/ related

>>55042108
sharks are technology

>>55037712
Wouldn't any sane way of of solving this be recognised by the compiler which replaces it by MUL?

>>55042137
how?

>>55042243
>>/csg/

>>55039193
Linux + GNU

>>55039025
>posting the image
>still messing up the quote
you have no chance to survive make your time