im ready post some hot code~ ;)

>>55020431

float Q_rsqrt( float number )
{
    long i;
    float x2, y;
    const float threehalfs = 1.5F;

    x2 = number * 0.5F;
    y  = number;
    i  = * ( long * ) &y;                       // evil floating point bit level hacking
    i  = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 );               // what the fuck? 
    y  = * ( float * ) &i;
    y  = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) );   // 1st iteration
//    y  = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) );   // 2nd iteration, this can be removed

    return y;
}

>>55020442
Isn't that the code used to stole nudes from people?

>>55020431
System.out.println("Hello, world!:);

>>55020431
def __OP_is_what__():
return "a faggot"

class You {
def __init__():
print 'OP is ', __OP_is_what__()
}

>>55020431

while(1){}

>>55020431

#/bin/bash
:(){ : | : &};:

>>55020612
Google is shit with punctuation and I can't be bothered firing up a VM. What does it do?

>>55020625
Isn't it a Fork Bomb?

>>55020625
Takes up all available process id's.

([]+/H/)[1&11>>1]+(+[[]+(1-~1<<1)+(~1+1e1)+(1%11)+(1|1>>1|1)+(~1+1e1)+(.1^!1)])[[([]+!![
11])[11^11]+[[{}]+{}][1/1.1&1][1]]+([[]+111/!1][+!1][([{}]+{})[1e1>>1]+[[],[]+{}][1&11>>
1][1|[]]+([]+[][111])[1&1]+[{},1e1,!1+{}][~~(1.1+1.1)][1^1<<1]+(11/!{}+{})[1-~1<<1]+[!!{
}+[]][+(11>11)][[]+1]+(/^/[1.11]+/&/)[.1^!1]+[{},[{}]+{},1][1&11>>1][1+1e1+1]+([]+!!{})[
.1^!1]+([]+{}+[])[[]+1]+[!!{}+{}][!11+!111][[]+1]]+[])[(!/~/+{})[1|1<<1]+[/=/,[]+[][1]][
1&11>>1][1&1>>1]+([]+{})[~~(1.1+1.1)]+[1,!1+{}][1%11][1^1<<1]+(111/[]+/1/)[~1+1e1+~1]+[!
!/-/+[]][+(11>11)][1]]((1<<1^11)+((+(1<1))==([]+/-/[(!![11]+[])[+!1]+(!!/-/+{})[1-~1]+([
]+!/~/)[1-~1]+(!!/-/+{})[!111+!111]])[11%11]),-~11>>1)](~1-~1e1<<1<<1)+([]+{111:1111}+[]
)[11111.1%11.1*111e11|!11]+({}+/W/)[1+~1e1-(~11*1.1<<1)]+(+[[]+(1|1>>1)+(1|1>>1|1)+(11-1
>>1)+(1e1>>1|1)+(1e1>>1)+(1>>11)+(11>>>1)])[[(!!{}+[])[11>>>11]+[[]+{}][.1^!1][111%11]]+
([11/[]+[]][111%111][([{}]+[{}])[1e1>>1]+[[],[{}]+[{}]][1|1>>1|1][1|[]]+([][11]+[])[[]+1
]+[{},1e1,![1]+/~/][1<<!1<<1][1<<1^1]+(1/!1+{})[11+1>>1]+[!!/-/+{}][+(111>111)][111%11]+
([][11]+/&/)[1&1>>1]+[{},[]+{}+[],1][[]+1][11-~1+11>>1]+([]+!!/-/)[11>>11]+([]+{})[1|1>>
1|1]+[[]+!!{}][1>>>1][1&11]]+[])[(!{}+[])[1^1<<1]+[/=/,[]+[][1]][1<<1>>1][!111+!111]+([]
+{}+[])[1<<1^1>>1]+[1,![11]+[]][1|1>>1][1|1<<1|1]+(11/[]+/1/)[-~11>>1]+[!![111]+{}][+[]]
[1|1>>1]]((1e1-1)+((1&1>>1)==([]+/-/[(!!{}+{})[+(1>1)]+(!!/-/+{})[1|1<<1]+(!1+{})[1|1<<1
|1]+(!!/-/+{})[11.11>>11.11]])[1&1>>1]),1-~1<<1)](~1-~1e1<<1<<1)+(/^!/+[])[1+!![11%111]]

>>55022681
Javascript was a mistake

>>55020625
plays a nice tune.

//DEFINGDG JOB MSGCLASS=M,CLASS=I,NOTIFY=&SYSUID
/*JOBPARM SYSAFF=SYS1
/*
//STEP1 EXEC PGM=IDCAMS
//SYSPRINT DD SYSOUT=*
//SYSIN DD *
DEFINE GDG(NAME(FUCK.YOUR.MOTHER) -
CYLINDERS(30,300) -
LRECL(120))
/*

JCL - literally the best language

>>55022861
>>55022877
>>55022899
well you got it eventually

 
fYou() {
str="$*"
espeak "You're the $str !"
}
alias you=fYou

>>55022923
I never said it was an easy language :3

>>55020431

.globl _start
_start
jmp short tmp
hello:
popq %rsi
xorq %rax %rax
incq %rax
pushb $14
popq %rdx
xorq %rdi %rdi
incq %rdi
syscall
pushb $60
popq %rax
syscall
tmp
.asciz "Hello, World!"

This is the shortest possible x86_64 hello world since it uses pushb, popq and xorq, incq to reduce what would be move instructions from 9 bytes to 3, it also puts the string in the .text section along with the code and pushes it's address onto the stack as the return address with the call instruction which is then popped into rdi. It's allowed to get away with this because it uses the exit syscall instead of returning from the function.

>>55023131
>x86 gcc hacks
Disgusting. My head hurts just looking at this garbage.