/g/ humor thread Most of these are shit so dish out at least

>>54976921
I love these

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I thought about making one with "Game design using Verilog"

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>>54977455
GIF in and of itself is a joke.

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>>54976921

>>54977499
Hahaha, epic

>>54977499
the reaction image was completely unnecessary

>>54976926
That's good, I actually laughed audibly.

>>54977780
i feel like your in middle school

>>54977836
http://www.oreilly.com/pub/au/668
at least it's legit

>>54977455
>gentoo
>aptitude

>>54977836
Tell me you could keep a straight face if you met a guy and he introduced himself as "Dick Buttlar".

>>54977886
Yes. It sounds like "Butler"

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>>54976921

>>54977927
did people actually do this

>>54977993
Only in the US

>>54977499
Spotted the 9gager
Kys

>>54977927

why are they all ginger

>>54977993
meet up with their computers? yes, it was back in the times when computers were still used by people that are interested in technology.

>>54978070
>macbooks
>girls
>interested in technology

>>54978094
>girls

>>54978094
apple was different back then, they wanted to innovate and they were, it wasnt until the 2000s that they became fasion and not tech

>>54978159
those look like late 90s/early 00s macs

and Apple was shit way before 2000, especially the retards that still used them. I knew people that actually praised OS 9! That's how deluded macfags were.

>>54978219
Mac OS 8 was fairly decent imo. apple died for me when they cut support for PPC.

>>54977455
>gentoo
>apt-get
fucking normies

>>54978094
>Girls
Where? All I see is neckbeards

>>54978426
the two apple users of course
(the third neckbeard one probably self-identifies as a girl)

>>54977455
>>54977491
>>54977862
>>54978368

I assumed the joke was an ubuntu machine and he just changes PS1 to look that way.

>>54977862
aptitude != apt-get

>>54977862
>>54978368
You don't browse /g/ very often, do you?

>>54977927
>that overweight mouthbreather with the gorilla-level back hair
>that overweight guy with dyed hair, beard and earrings wearing a baseball cap indoors
>that really goddamn obese guy wearing autism shoes indoors
>that overweight female sitting on the couch with an upside down apple logo (most likely a sticker) on her laptop
>that overweight female/male sitting on the ground with their really thin arms
The two guys skinnyfat guys sitting on the couch look relatively okay, all others are prime specimens of the human race.

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>>54978759
>upside down logo
Thats just a powerbook g3. Before jobs came in and redesigned all the shit it was like that. Apparently it confused normies on how to open their laptops too.

>>54978070
This pic was 2005 at earliest. that tibook is running tiger (like it damn well should)

>>54978219
OS9 is nothing special, but its interesting to use now at least for the retro nostalgia meme.

>>54978849
>>OS9 is nothing special, but its interesting to use now at least for the retro nostalgia meme.
8>9

>>54978849
>OS9 is nothing special
An OS that manages to be even worse than ME is quite special actually

>>54978867
Ive never used 8. Maybe once i get a machine older than a G4 i will.

All i really use OS9 for is shitposting and bugdom anyways,

>>54978889
i got a cd with it laying around. would it be illegal to upload it somewhere?

>>54978849
>Thats just a powerbook g3.
Holy fuck, I actually considered if that's a legit apple laptop, but thought "nah, Apple is the one company I wouldn't expect to make such a huge mistake", but apparently they did.

>>54978903
Looks like its already on macintosh garden.

>>54978908
Yeah. Jobs might have been a giant fuckwit, but he did do some shit right. The PPC laptops even come with how to replace the hdd, ram and airposrt card printed in the manual. At least it does in my Tibook's manual. Thin meme and planned obsolescence ruined a lot of things.

>>54977440
Not sure what the joke is here unless you're referring to how innacurate the results are.

>>54978987
>The PPC laptops even come with how to replace the hdd, ram and airposrt card printed
that wasn't a problem on competing laptops either.

>>54979485
I know. Its just interesting to see how the most hostile (against user repair) company wasnt like that at some point.

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>"user-friendly" installation

>>54979989
is that real?

>all this comedy

>>54979999
yes....
that was last year when we tried to set up a new W10 computer at our office
after fixing all the settings and installing drivers/software, it kept rebooting and then showing this screen for 10+ minutes until hard-reset, then it would boot into recovery mode, have to redo everything, repeat. after the third time we gave up and returned it

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>>54980062
good thing i don't have to deal with windows then. and people actually pay for this?

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>>54980099
well, they pay for the computer and it comes with the computer. i don't use windows outside of work computers (and even those I use rarely) and i've even gotten my family including 70+yo grandparents to migrate to various GNU/Linux distros just so that i don't have to deal with their windows tech support questions

>SEVERAL HUNDREDS OF KB IN SIZE

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>>54980160
>SEVERAL HUNDREDS OF KB IN SIZE
good ol slackware
>70+yo grandparents to migrate to various GNU/Linux distros just so that i don't have to deal with their windows tech support questions
SSH is one hell of a tool

>>54980160
>i've even gotten my family including 70+yo grandparents to migrate to various GNU/Linux distros just so that i don't have to deal with their windows tech support questions
I'm sorry but you might have autism.

>>54980244
>I'm sorry but you might have autism.
not him but it is way easier to maintain a few buntu lts or debian stable installations than it is to maintain a few windows installations.

>>54978849
>Before jobs came in and redesigned all the shit it was like that.

And not just Apple, but all brands.

It basically took laptop manufacturers forever to figure out that what a laptop looks like to other people than the user is more important for marketing.

>>54980244
so? i won't deny being somewhere on the spectrum in some respects

>>54980292
this. i'm a slackware user for >50% of my life and i haven't touched any windows newer that 7 and that was years and years and years ago. it's easier for me to put xubuntu with google chrome and ublock on her dinosaur sony viao p4 than deal with the mess of spyware and malware her windows vista had piled up.

Stop making this shit thread you worthless sack of shit

>>54980484
that's why you keep a static busybox binary around

https://youtu.be/fUGq_mUxfnQ?t=5m44s
BTFO
T
F
O

>>54980417
wtf are you supposed to do with all this

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>>54980535
It's the windows equivalent to the usual desktop thread screenshot.

>>54980528
>256 GB of ram
Jesus christ not using 1 TB of ra.

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>>54980580
I remember this guy

>>54980529
>what is eye ohs

>>54980700
in what anime does jobs appear

>>54980700
>Left: Tech being used by normal people
>Right: Autists deriving their whole personality from their hobby.

>>54980753
Aiura

>>54977927
what are they doing? is this a LAN party or hackathon or what?

>>54977455
>gentoo
>aptitude

>>54981212
horrible edit

OP's question is fucking dumb and he deserves every shit he gets for not even reading the sticky.

>>54981254
i don't think you unserstand the point.

>>54979989

Goddamn I hate it when an installer or a wizard condescends its user.

>>54981271
the point seems to be "I'm mad about people shitposting in a shitty thread"

In the original, OP's question was somewhat legitimate

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>>54981303
That's not the point, the point is that it depicts /g/ in a nutshell and makes fun of it. nobody gives a shit about OP.

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>>54981362

>>54981362
That's not even a joke then just a random collection of shitpost excerpts

Still a horrible edit.

>>54981212

>implying lolis aren't technology

>>54980907

>deriving their whole personality from their hobby.

what about it is bad?

Find something you love doing and you will never have to work again

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This thread is shit, dumping my /g/ humor folder

https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

>>54981681
DELET

>>54981681
sad!

>>54978037
I fucking hate hipsters

>>54981757
Okay this is pretty great.

>same images every thread
why live?

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>>54981890
I'm the only one that posts in these.

>>54981890

it's good for a shitposter passing through the board

>>54980907
LOL, your 'normal people' are in fact the autists.

Being an autist, you would be unable to see this.

>>54981747
after 3 years of cs i still don't get how that sqrt algorithm works

>>54981736
how does she take the photo if her hands are on the keyboarad?

>>54977927
>upside down apple logo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P38ld3J2PPA

>>54982070
This chap makes funny videos

>>54977494
That poor, poor fool.

>>54981978
What does it do?

>>54980227
TOO FUCKING REAL /g/

>>54982160
>anon the PC won't start it just makes this weird noise
>open up side panel
>unplug everything from the mobo
>plug it back in
>startingwindows.avi
>wow anon you're so smart
You know me.

>>54982243
;_;

>>54981981
Her head is a camera.

>>54982322
Tfw still non auggie

>>54977023
https://dev.to/rly
godspeed, anon

>>54981681
DELETE THIS

>>54982317
diabolic

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>>54982258

>>54981757
I wish https didn't make shit like this impossible

>>54982187
I do that, reading is easier in portrait orientation

>>54982452
Shouldn't this still be possible with DNS spoofing?

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fresh from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnXKuhJzPj0

:(){ :|:& };:

>>54982452
cant you just host 1 carrot picture on fb, then rewrite all requests that look like images to that picture?

Would not work for sites other than fb that use HTTPS, but meh.

>>54982479
Iconic

>>54982491

This is a bash command to disconnect and reconnect from the internet.

What's so special?

>>54981981
her orbiter takes it for her

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>>54982516

>>54982754
XD that's my favorite meme LOLOLOOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOOL

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test

>>54981719
Pretty dank
Watch the Perl Jam and Perl Jam 2 for something similar.

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Best humor.

>>54982853
DELETE THIS POST.

>>54982853
FUCK

>>54982810
>"just regular dictionaries, in Perl they are called hashes"
lmfao what a plebeian

>>54977002
Kek

[extension.webm]
loop-file="inf"

[extension.gif]
loop-file="inf"

>>54980417
Oh fuck man, That gave me the giggles.

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just found this

What does /g/ think of that British Columbian vlogger?

>>54981970
Fucking Google it you plonker, it's been explained in painful detail.

>>54983229
None tell me what the "F" in "1.5F" stands for

>>54980529
well they know a bunch of shit about a bunch of other shit though

>>54983253
its a float literal you dumb fuck, as opposed to a double literal without F.

>>54980227
Serious question. What's ironic humor, anon? A synonym for shitposting?

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>>54983280

>>54983275
>as opposed to a double literal without F.
What?

And if x2 and threehalfs are already float, why putting the "F"?

>>54977499
>>>/reddit/

>>54977494
Just once I would like a humor thread without this image or the 1234 image

>>54981362
I don't get what's humorous about the image and making fun of it for using the word feature.

Being able to charge a device in 2 minutes for 9 hours of use sounds like a feature to me, anon.

>>54981747
That first comment just made audibly growl in frustration.

Holy fuck I hate people

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>>54983307
Holy fucking shit not sure if bait or mentally retarded currynigger

>>54977927
that looks like a heckin fun time

makes me glad i'm going to a LAN party on the 18th, got like 15 people lined up its gonna be ebig

>>54983403
Italian, and not really a programmer (dis some in school, then never looked at code thereafter).

The part in the "double literal without F" i don't quite understand.
And in the code it says "float x2, y" and "float threehalfs".

The float makes the two variables a floating point number.
The F at the end of 1.5F also makes it a float (if i understood correctly)

Why telling the program that the variable is a float twice?

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>>54977023
made just for you

>>54977494
I am fairly sure he is trolling. No way that would cost 2400. Even if we don't know the cpu.

>>54983561
>BestBuy
Anon...

>>54983561
geeksquad protection is like $300 per year or something

>>54980417
Hahshahahahahahahahahahagahahags

>>54982148
looks like a look up table for square root i guess.

>>54977494
>geeksquad protection
what on earth is that

>>54983569
Its rape,but not $1600 for 6700 and gpu worse than the onboard rape.
http://m.bestbuy.ca/?lang=en#/catalog/productdetails.aspx?ajax=true&sku=10391778&lang=en-CA

>>54980528
idk why but the fact that they used the word 'unequip' made me lol

>>54983486
>>54983403
So checked a bit and seems that if you write "float x=3.01" the number is actually a double but if you write "float x=3.01F" then the 3.01 is actually a float.

Now i want to ask:

>WHO THE FUCK HAD THE BRIGHT IDEA OF MAKING SO THAT A NUMBER DEFINED A FLOAT IN THE VARIABLE ISN'T A FLOAT UNLESS YOU SPECIFICALLY SAY IT IN THE NUMBER TOO!

>>54983398
sorry to sound stupid but i dont fully understand this one

is it to do with magnets corrupting data (similar to how magnets corrupt data in hdd platters)?

>>54983692
Yes

>>54982187
i do that, use a script to rotate orientation/touchpad input
way better for reading my Mongolian cave paintings

>>54983342
that whitey's face at the end is like "ohmigosh, what did you do?!? :(((("

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>>54978759
>>54982068

Newfags

>>54980580
This is the best thing i have ever read

>>54980580
i laughed until i cried

>>54981747
> (a > b && b < a)
i had to reread this five times to assure myself that she is this retarded

>>54983692
floppy disks and normal harddrives store data by moving a read and write head over the magnetic platters and by changing the polarity of the material it knows whether it's a 0 or a 1.
so holding a magnet on this will fuck up a whole region if not all on the drive

>>54981932

i accidentally to stable

>>54980151

Reminds me of the ultimate Sega Genesis stack

>>54981893
>mozilla
>not GNU™ Icecat™

>>54984156
probably just generated code

>>54984187
Obviously, but this doesn't make this less retarded.

>>54984187
That doesn't make it any better.

>>54976926
in a near future we will have asm.js at processor level and you gonna bite your tongue when whole operative systems be write in js.

>>54981159
>apt-get
>aptitude

>>54977494
I feel bad for him, dude just wants to play, fuckers rip him right off.

>>54984206
>>54984202
It's definitely better than writing it down by hand.

And it could be generated by some heavy framework and the author just accidentally used an select widget instead of an input widget or similar.

>>54984252
>that
>accidental
Stop trying to defend your software, Pajeet.

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>>54977927
Holy shit, are people here really mostly 16 year olds? We used to do this kind of shit all the time.

>>54984273
Welcome to the web. Adults are busy doing stuff. You should, too.

>>54984273
with laptops instead of desktops?
barely any kid had a laptop when I was in still school

>>54980528
>no dual or even more socket AM3+ boards.
why make it so unrealistic?

>>54976926
is it bad that I've done this for some bill acceptors before?

>>54980580
Fucking idiot.

>>54980417
kek
Desktop fags BTFO

>>54981747
>steal nude photos
>confirmed to have nudes saved
Holy shit, stop making nude pictures slut

>>54981942
Should tell the kids who browse this site these days that this is where the housefire meme is from.

>>54982160
KEK'd
this is epic

>>54981254
autism detected, kill yourself pls

>>54977494
I feel sad now

>>54983398
That magnet would actually not do shit to that floppy. You'd have to use strong earth magnets and quickly slide them over the floppy in the same direction a few times.

>>54976948
p cringe

>>54980417
i don't get it.

>>54984202
>>54984206
This probably works fine on old browsers, thanks to that.

>>54978043
They move in herds to ward off attackers

>>54979989
>We're getting things ready for you normie

>>54983263
lol I SAW EPIC RAP BATTLES TOO

XDXDXDXD :)))))

>>54980564
lost

>>54984705
This joke is probably older than you.

>>54980244
>knowing things is autism
>working smarter instead of harder is autism

Never change, /g/

>>54976921
>webdevs actually think this is "hard"

Assembly is no different than programming in C, just more time consuming.

>>54984607
Fucking w3m can handle a text field just fine. There is never an excuse for this.

>>54982479
>part edgy gangsta parkour street fag, part memelord

and here i thought they couldn't possibly make a worse character design than the first one

>>54983332
the point is, instead of it being wired, you have to stop using the mouse at all because the charge port is in a fucking retarded position

>>54981212
>2013
It's 2016 and nothing has changed

>>54983332
My wireless mouse works for hundreds of hours and it takes 30 seconds to change batteries

>>54979055

CVE is pretty real.

>>54981695
I forgot about these..hahaha

>>54980502
Why couldn't busybox become the big init replacement then systemDicks?

Got a gentoo install with busyboy and musl clib on my xtm 505 watchguard as my router with pax under a gig with openvpn, iptables, dhcp server, dns, and a couple other network shit that I couldn't do with systemd.

>>54982853
newfag reporting in, can someone explain this to me? I keep seeing this every once in a while.

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>>54982853

>>54978368
You obviously don't look at terminals very much or you would know that 'gentoo' is the hostname.

>>54977455

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVrQdz_x9hs

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>>54985512
>>54985512
>>54985512

>>54985512
Count yourself lucky, cunt.

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>>54985512

>>54985777
>>54985512
Explanation: Pic related was something frequently posted in these threads, it became so iconic, and people started to recognize it just by its thumbnail. You don't even have to post the full image anymore, just post the thumbnail and it triggers Vietnam flashbacks.

>>54984781
I'm doing web dev in c...we've been a frame work and compile everything for performance, it's actually pretty neat

>>54982054
I hate that shit so much

>>54985777
why did you post it

>>54987206
Just to be a little bit evil and have him deal with the pain of the knowledge of that greentext.

>>54980580

Literally the funniest thing I've read on /g/ in a long time.

>>54987237
But it didn't happen :-)

>>54983561
not to mention he never replied in that thread after the OP post.

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>kid thinks he's going to make blockbuster games with his friends just pointing and clicking in cryengine
>makes his grandma, who he lives with because he's a runescape player, sign NDAs

>>54987435
DELETE THIS.

>>54977780
lel

>>54987494
Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…

>>54979989
I despise this sort of thing so much, and its not just the installation, you don't get any helpful error messages in the GUI if something goes wrong, etc. Lucky if they still give out error codes sometimes.

>>54979989
>hueg text
>still super jagged
Why?

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>>54980417
yeah...

>>54987639
Something happened

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>want to uninstall fuckyou.exe
>uninstaller gives error "close fuckyou.exe before proceeding"
>close it
>uninstaller closes

>>54987806
>Windows

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>>54977455
Holy shit is that based on me?

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>>54981736
>she needs to join our startup

>>54980580
>act like a complete retard
>thousands in company damage
>get away with it because normies
>repeat joke 50 times
:DDDDD kekked until I peed

>>54983594
I think it's supposed to check a prime number?

Fermat's little theorem + fast exponentiation solves that in about ten lines of code.

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found this in an old folder
It's an actual product you can buy for $169
Amazon reviewers are surprised to find it doesn't work as well as just sending the file digitally to a printer.

>>54987435
SAUCE

>>54987659
Not only humans dipshit, apes and monkeys too, remember the banana shock experiment?

Trying to be smart and failing this hard.

>>54987858
>Holy shit, it must be me!
typical tripfag faggot

How can I pay an Indian scammer to call a number at a specific time?

>>54987313

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>54988135
oops wrong thread

>>54983673
It doesn't work like that you fucking retard.

>>54988169
I had nightmares about my mom last night. Possibly triggered by the new waiting-to-die downstairs neighbor's shitty old CRT not even a Smash player would take. My mom was spending $1000/year on cable to one of those until 2010, when my dad could finally quit paying her child support.

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>>54988224

>$1000/year on cable

for what purpose

>>54988224
And then she couldn't watch tv at all because she couldn't be bothered to get a digital receiver even when they were offered gratis.

>>54988243
>SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWWWK I DESERVE A LUXURY SQUAK

That's what happened every time I reminded her she was burning that much for nothing. And then she'd complain if I ate more than one banana a day because she thought they weighed multiple pounds, and I wasn't allowed more than a third of a bundle of broccoli.

>>54988243
It's fun to post Kelley comics on /b/

>>54988301

Wow dude you should write a copypasta about it.

>>54984156
I honestly dont get web development. I tried to learn it, but its such a fucking mess I couldnt even understand it. It makes Java look lovely.

Ill stick with C++

>>54976921

love that one. it's like real coding isn't a mish mash of various skills and math analysis coming together and is simply a language/platform choice.

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I don't program, so this is especially relevant to me.

>>54981681
REEEEEE

>>54987858
>minecraft
>tripfag

>>54983954
well, can't expect a total order on those ints, can you, especially with this operator :,)