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/csg/ Chink Shit General

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Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• Ausfag anon received a bunch of chink shit from Gearbest >>54955708 and reviews them >>54955996 >>54956045 >>54956074 >>54956122 >>54956171 >>54956436 >>54956550 and the SAMSUNG 750 EVO SSD >>54956498 which was revealed to be the real deal using Samsung Magician >>54956594
• Anon bought a double blad fan for blowing twin turbo gusts of wind in his face>>54957121 >>54957197
• Anon got his BM-800 >>54957400 >>54957450
• Anon warns against the "improved" version of a USB hub >>54958387
• Anon buys a kazoo >>54958789
• Anon got a decent watch off AliExpress for $6 >>54959141 >>54959367 another anon points out its also sold in a $15 unbranded version >>54959231
• Anon loves his hybrids >>54960605
• Anon bought a mouth fedora for his friend >>54960774
• Dangers of a overcharged vape battery >>54955070
• Quick update on anons GPS car trackers >>54955774
• Anon buys some belts >>54960898 >>54961209
• Anon bought some tactile buttons and has been buying chink shit for years >>54946673
• There's a chink shit gen discord now >>54947046
• Anon buys silly shit >>54947198 reviews some of it >>54947400
• Updated measurements of fake Piston 3s vs real ones v zircons >>54947657 measurements for Xiaomi Hybrid and KZ ED3 / ED9 >>54949704
• New video review from Unbiased Tech anon, posts his socks >>54948448>>54949067
youtube.com/watch?v=uoo3aXRESVA
• Test using bm800 and somake >>54951683
• Anons chink shit came today >>54951380

Previous thread >>54954944
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Reposting.

>>54961098
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/meme-fagbag/32619284175.html

Here you go. The inside is soft, the outside is durable. Can hold a reasonable amount of memes.

Also first for fuck off video reviews.
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>>54961408
oops forgot pic
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>>54961423
awful review guy here, for anyone who missed it here is my latest review.

Xiaomi Bluetooth Controller:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8FNqsRoDCY
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weird question but is there a chinkshit device that i can carry in my bag that will "broadcast" storage?

so i could connect to it and mount it on my phonee?

something tiny, long battery life
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eat shit and die
>>>/biz/

this thread doesn't belong to /g/
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>>54961466
wops accidentally (you)ed an anon
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>>54961475
sounds like a piratebox
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should i trust a chinese waterfilter?
one anon said it's almost as ordering frozen chickens from china


http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Outdoor-Waterstraw-Portable-Personal-Water-Filter-Purification-Purifier-Drinking-Survival-Emergency-New-Fashion/32604640735.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10017_507_401,searchweb201603_6&btsid=30a23934-a256-41cb-9226-d220f944ad00
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>>54961475
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_246127.html

This will do that but you'll need both a powerbank to power it and a micro SD card for storage purposes.

You can also put OpenWRT on it and use it to do all sorts of cool but ultimately useless shit.
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>>54961547
I bought one of those and the fucker doesn't even make a network. I don't know how to open it either.
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>>54961533
I think this is the thumb rule with chink shit:

if it has anything to do with your body or health, don't cheap out on chink shit

if it has big batteries and it's very cheap and from an unknown brand, probably not a good idea to trust it either because
>explosions

and other stuff i'm probably missing
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JOIN THE DISCORD NIGGA$

https://discordapp.com/channels/189466684938125312/189466684938125312
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>>54961526
yea i guess. i just got to thinking it would be a nice device to have if you have a phone that doesn't have a micro SD card. could probably hack something together with a RPi and a usb battery or something but that's fucking effort

xiaomi need to release a RMN4Pro that has some acceptable LTE support :(

>>54961466
nice review, awful review guy. i was on the fence about ordering one but imma buy one now.

where'd you get yours from?
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>>54961578
costs 20$ on gaybest
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>>54961562
If you couldn't figure out how it works then this probably isn't the right subreddit of 4chan for you.
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I saw some of you are buying DW fakes.

I recommend them, got one for 3,5€ like 4 months ago.

Works great, the quality is good and it only got 1 min gain since then.

Also don't get the leather strap version. The strap is beyond abyssmal, a 1$ strap from eBay will feel like a luxury item compared to it.

I just got this chink Nato and throw the "leather" strap out of the window.
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>>54961367
All shilling aside, should I get the Redmi Note 3 Pro, or an LG G4? I feel like if I buy a chinkphone, it will turn out how my OnePlus One did. (Random issues, screen ghosting, bad cellular performance, etc). Xiaomi 2 gud 2 be true?
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>>54961367
Repleace the IRC with discord link in next op m8
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>>54961587
ya but on pre-order and i'm impatient. i actually ordered one alongside my egpu shit last week but they chinked me and removed it after 2 or 3 days because it wasn't available

there's a popular ali seller with it, hopefully they will ship soon. dunno if anyone can beat GB's 2-day DHL on sharks though

>>54961547
shit, thanks anon this is pretty much spot on what i need. plus i have a shark i dont havea use for and a nice compact anker battery.boom.
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>>54961626
link
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>>54961466
>13 minute "review"
>doesn't even try the controller

What the fuck is this shit?
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>>54961627
check your LTE/4G/3G network needs and if the memephone matches up go for it. their lack of good LTE bands and carrier aggregation n shit is holding me back
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>>54961626
link to nato strap and watch please
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>>54961657
4chan reviewers, everyone

How hard is it to make a small script about what you're going to talk about, divide it in sections and then start recording?

Jesus christ man don't even bother with video reviews if you ppl are so fucking awful at this.
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>>54961647
>>54961661
DW fakes sales usually get taken down in some days, and this one was 4 months ago.

Just a tip, google Daniel Wellington Alliexpress, find a trusted seller with some sales in the 3-4 bucks range and you'll be safe.

Give me a couple of minutes and I'll link the strap.
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>>54961677
he did call himself awful reviews for a reason
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>>54961620
That's funny. I plugged it in without an SD card and I plugged it in with an SD card formatted as FAT32 from Windows, the network isn't showing up.
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>>54961661
Link to strap.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/272211559129?_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649&var=571016896260&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT
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>>54961758
perfect thanks
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>>54961574
doesn't work, post an invite link.
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>>54961547
can you use this as a wifi repeater on your phone? I want to repeat an wifi with my phone cause it has better reception than my shitty integrated on my pc.
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Any of you got pens or drawing related stuff?

I want to start drawing again and maybe getting some cool stuff would help.
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None of the discord links work, is it already dead?

That was fast.
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>>54962175
https://discordapp.com/channels/189466684938125312/
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>>54962195
That link doesn't work. Post an invite link.
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>>54962243
https://discord.gg/013cBVIg9iQHoMuEq

this should work m8, let me know if it doesn't
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Please stay alive, dear general
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>>54961574
Post an invite link
You can make one by Right-clicking a channel in the server, then clicking "Instant Invite"
Advanced for custom Use/Time limit invites
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http://www.gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_362705.html?utm_source=Criteo&utm_medium=CPCUK&utm_campaign=Displayads&vip=81406

Do I buy it?
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Have anyone used these cheap bluetooth keyrings? I bought pink one so my friend wouldn't lost keys once again.
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>>54962402
Here's a link that should never expire.

https://discord.gg/013cBVIg9iQFwRK56
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>>54962440
Android app reviews looks great.
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>>54962336
discord killed this general

gj
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>>54962436
no ,if you dont need it urgently, in a few weeks the price is gona drop.
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>>54962149
An anon from a previous thread reports that it works fine as a wifi repeater once OpenWRT is installed.
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>>54961626
You have very nice legs and feet
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Anyone recommend a leather watch strap on ali? Preferably one without heavy stitching.
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Recent Shark Test
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/CSG/ DIDN'T DIE FOR THIS
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>>54962738
Boycott discord!
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Is the MOTOSPEED Inflictor CK104 any good? Should I get it?
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>>54962738
holy shit I am famous
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have you guys seen/tried the Leap Motion? its 20 dollars

on ali

good for cheap motion controls
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>>54962769
Yes it's good and the price you should get it for is 50$ or less.
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>>54962738
Discord has archive? Then /csg/ not dead yet.
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>>54962660
This isn't the kind of reply I expected but thanks.
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Cheep stuff. To satisfy the hunger for chink shit.
>>54962788
Its probably absolute dogshit, like the power glove .
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>>54962798
http://www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_298470.html
Would this be alright? I mean, it's a great price for a mechanical keyboard overall (They are expensive as shit in swedenistan)
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>>54962738
>tfw am in a screenshot
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>>54962271
>>54962195
>discord
enjoy your stay in the dirty reviews-curated walled garden
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>>54962813
knowing gearbest, it will probably be on sale soon if you wait a bit you can get it for 49.99
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>>54962857
I'm as patient as a little child so I want to order asap, I assume Gearbest is a safe site? Do they mark the packages as gift or something?
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>>54962876
yeah, they put gift on the package and usually mark the package at half the sale value.
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>>54962893
Thanks senpai, I'll order it now then. I'll post in /csg/ as soon as I get it and potentially do a small review of it.
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>>54961408
>>54961423

Awesome. Thanks.
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Xebec here - still masturbating
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>>54963038
nice, keep going
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Bobovr Z3 or VR Box 2 or Other?
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Yaay!! Recieved my Cyclone Boys 3x3 cube from Aliexpress.

Mini review:
This is not the better version of this cube, not the "Strengthened Edition", as I can tell from the vivid orange colour. Turns nice but the core screeches like a mf, this will get better after I lube and tension it properly.
Seems like a pretty well designed cube. Only time will tell how durable the plastic is. This is my first chinky cube, but it's obviously miles better than the Rubiks brand cube. For less then $4 usd I can recommend this cube easily.
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Edit: *this is the better version of the cube
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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-Hot-Reliable-Quality-9368-Wireless-3-5mm-Car-LCD-Display-FM-Transmitter-Cable-For-iPhone/32436801504.html

Just ordered another one of these FM transmitters due to the last digit going bad on mine. Despite the failure I'm happy with it, over the years I owned lots of FM transmitters starting with the sound feeder which didn't have a digital display, had to tune it manually, I had some maxell one that only had a few frequencies you could set, also the famous belkin tunecast. Surprisingly despite being way cheaper and smaller this thing works better than all that crap ever did. Has great range too, covers my whole house. I use Stereo Tool in Winamp (pirated) for processing and it sounds fucking fantastic, but it's good with the unprocessed output from my phone too (protip: turn 16khz all the way down on the eq.) It has a rechargeable battery but it only lasts like 30 minutes at a time, better just to keep it plugged into a USB charger or your computer at all times.

Highly recommend this.
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>tfw there is actually a knockoff of the Xiaomi Mi Storage Box

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/nothing-is-sacred/1963450_32586879302.html
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>>54963139
Do you know how it compares to the dayan zanchi? I bought one 3 or so years ago for $12 and I want to know if I got gypped.
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>>54963305
There's no fire hazard with that? I would get worried about it getting really hot and melting
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Can I trust chink shit on Amazon or will I get fake IEMs and powerbanks?
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What else should I get /csg/?
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>>54963139
Link pls
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>>54963366
Don't order this all at once
Order everything separately or else if one item is out of stock it will delay despatch for weeks while they wait to send everything at once
Shipping is free (unless you live in a third-world hellhole I guess); take advantage of that
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>>54961574
How do you join on the android app?
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>>54963305
Xiaomi's has a slot on the top for you to dangle your charger cables out of, speaking of Xiaomi I didn't expect pic related to go on sale so soon.

>>54963336
It's just a storage box for your powerstrip.
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>>54963515
>Xiaomi's has a slot on the top for you to dangle your charger cables out of
it's an absolutely retarded concept either way
maybe trailing wires are haraam under feng shui
or something
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>>54962857
Does gearbest charge you instantly after ordering something? I ordered the keyboard and stuff but they haven't charged my paypal yet and I also have the option to ''continue to payment'' when looking at my orderstatus as it also states it's awaiting payment. Did I fuck something up?
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>>54963602
Yeah you were supposed to go to the paypal checkout page at the end of your order, check if you have a paypal pay option
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did you guys also have a self declaration note printed on the back of your RN3P back cover?
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>>54963636
When I press the continue to payment I do actually get to the paypal checkout page, so do I just continue here? I'm assumin I wouldn't get charged twice? Sorry for all these stupid questions, I'm quite new to even buying things that are from stores based in sweden
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>>54961367
Report all Discord links, because those circlejerk groupchat faggots are ruining one of the best new generals that /g/ has seen in a while. Also fuck free advertising on my /g/
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>>54963678
Did you checked out with paypal before? or did you get an error? If your paypal hasn't been charged chances are you won't be unless you checkout again. Gearbest charges as soon as you finish your order
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>>54963728
Just tried to do the checkout thing it said and it charged me now, thanks for dealing with my incompetance.
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>>54963767
np anon, sometimes shit happens
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nice
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Should I get the mi5 ? I really want a phone with a bigger screen but the snapdragon 820
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>>54963857
Order a fake neckbeard as well.
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I need a somewhat cheap waterproof camera, any suggestions?
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>>54963874
I'd wait to see what the oneplus 3, ZUK Z2 and asus zenfone 3 have to offer
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What's the best price for the redmi note 3 pro?
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>>54963956
Those 6gb ram phones? I can't get a phone with mediatek cause I'm in the US and 4g band support is shite
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Is the discord always this autistic?
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>>54963982
It is truly fucking awful, isn't it?
If this kills /csg/ then I don't know what I'll do
I come here for bargains and awesome meme items like that zsun wifi thing, not to listen to the terminally autistic wonder whether they will have any luck importing a mail-order bride from GuangZhou
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>>54963366
Get an USB 3.0 card reader instead of the 2.0 one
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>>54963678
I believe I have fucked up once again /csg/
Upon reviewing my order details I've noticed that it says that my contact telephone does not have the +46 that is required for it due to me living in Sweden. I was under the impression that it was automatically putting it there since right next to the box I typed the number into was the +46 so I assumed it automatically put it there. Did I fuck up and if so what the shit do I do?
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>>54964086
It's probably not going to be a big deal. Nobody ever calls.
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>>54963969
They're all phones with snapdragon 820
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>>54964086
Doesn't matter.
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>>54964086
The chinks aren't going to be phoning you and I assume the local postal carrier in Sweden will have no problem with your phone number. I don't think it's a big deal.
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>>54964086
Hope they don't need to call you because they never do?
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>>54964099
Does not have to do with that. In Sweden it's more common to get a text with a number that is required to pick up packages and shit since actually getting your bigger parcels to your door is a rare thing and I really don't how I could get that added there.
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>>54964086
The phonenumber is so your postman can call you if you fucked up your address somehow.
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>>54964086
Nobody uses phone number anyway
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Paramilitary anon I'm waiting on you to know if the fake ones are worth purchasing.

Don't fail me.
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>>54963308
First chinkcube, so no idea sorry
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I am currently in /csg/ hq...
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>>54964210
Just get a Ganzo
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>>54964276
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>>54964276
>chink manlets can't operate western design machinery without using a crate to stand on
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>>54964086
So do I contact their customer support and ask them to change the number or do I just wait and roll with it?
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>>54964331
where to get mixza shark pillow
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>>54964276
So what are you doing there? Post more pics
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>>54964377
Used to be sold at IKEA, now long sice sold out
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>>54964377
Ikea if you got lucky, I just send request for my local ikea.
http://www.ikea.com/se/sv/catalog/products/80298025/
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/40298027/
http://www.ikea.com/jp/ja/catalog/products/60298026/
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>>54964416
>$100 on ebay
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>>54964389
O-ok. This is an egineer at Huawei headquaters. Nap after lunch break.
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>>54964471
Its 40 on amazon
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>>54964135
Open a ticket with Gaybeast and ask them to add it, then. Isn't +46 the international calling code for Sweden, though? Why would the post need that domestically?
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>>54964276
>chinamen can post on 4chan
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>in Germany on vacation
>changing channels
>poorly researched documentary
>a bald German reporter is buying chink shit from German resellers and gets chinked by them in the process by their mark ups
>assumes he's buying fake Diesel jeans off eBay.de, turns out they're real and from a legit seller
>dude just paid 60 euros for fake ray ban sunglasses from a reseller, he manages to "haggle" it down to 50
>takes it to optician
>passes every polarisation test
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>>54964551
That is correct, it is the internation callingcode. The reason I think I need to do it is due to the fact that it replaces the first 0 in the number and the contact telephone does not have either the 0 at the beginning or the +46 so I'm just getting paranoid asf. Am I getting paranoid over nothing?
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>>54964597
Aryan in China**
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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/70cm-Cute-Soft-Shark-Shaped-Plush-Toy-Pillow-Back-Cushion-Doll-Gift-/161855622291?hash=item25af58cc93:g:W98AAOSwI-BWG4Ka shark toy
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>>54964715
yes, it makes no difference, the only place they actually call sometimes is italy... to ask when to deliver, but not with chink packages
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>>54964715
don't worry you're just a typical autistic dumb swede

I know you're not really humans like the rest of us, but can't you just fucking think? what in the fuck could go wrong by entering an incorrect cell number???
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>>54964641
Is it on now? What's the name?
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>>54964641
>buys brand name perfume one fake one real
>aha! See how the fake bottle looks so much different from the real one?
>turns out his "fake" was a different fragrance from that same brand
>looks exactly the same, smelled the same when before he complained the fake one smelling a bit like alcohol
>I uhh.. well this concludes our documentary pls be careful with fakes

It's the thought that counts, you may have convinced some stupid fucks to not get deals for fear of fakes but what a shitshow.
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>tfw Aryan
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>>54963189
I actually had one of these from a US retail store and the thing broke within 3 months.

Thanks for the link as I'm going to stock up on them.
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>>54964746
Counterfeit. I need dat genuine mixza blue.
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Cube i7 Stylus and Cube keyboard Review which I uploaded last night. Incase any of you are thinking of getting one. I'd check the video out as there's a couple of things that they don't mention on the manufacturers websites. A couple of little niggles.
ha you thought I said nigger

shame on you


Unbiased tech review;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uoo3aXRESVA

Also ordered the Xiaomi yeelight and Xiaomi piston air's. Will review when they've arrived.
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>>54963305
>http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/nothing-is-sacred/1963450_32586879302.html

Ikea one is cheaper...
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/search/?query=romma
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>>54964772
>>54964804
It just ended.

The only thing the optician had against the fake Ray bans that it "wasn't fit for driving"
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>>54964746
>>54964817
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/71-HUGE-SHARK-BIG-PLUSH-TOY-COVER-SHELL-ONLY-without-stuffing-with-zipper-/121726028210?hash=item1c576fc9b2:g:r2sAAOxyMxpRr0Jg I think this is close
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>>54964810
wow, that looks depressing as fuck
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>>54964810
>Ignore quality = hard work wasted

kek
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>>54964810
Don't know how I'm supposed to interpret that sign.
>>
Nubia launches Xiaomi Max killer with the Z11 Max

http://www.gizchina.com/2016/06/07/nubia-launches-xiaomi-max-killer-z11-max/

XIAOMI SHILLS BTFO
>>
>>54964641
what was the name of the documentary? which channel?
>>
>>54963366
Sex toys
>checked
>>
Anyone tried the VR glasses?
>>
>mfw fake tracking number
>>
>>54964715
I think you're fussing over nothing, but if you're really worried, open up a ticket on Gearbest and ask them to change the number. Chances are that your package won't ship out for a few days at least.
>>
>>54964977
we wuz xiaomi killa n shiet
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>order from eu warehouse on gearbest
>sent by "Gemany Express"
>tracking doesnt work
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>>54964772
>>54964978
KabelEins
>>
Can somebody recommend me a chink wallet?
>>
>>54965185
Germany isn't allowed to track shipments after WW2.
>>
>>54965304
http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_237808.html
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>>54964210
This. Please review that knife anon
>>
>>54965311
>>54965290
meant for this guy
>>
So for a cheap good mic set up I should get a BM 800 and a somake right? I'd prefer not having to buy any expensive phantom power interfaces. (currently having to use a UMIK-1 - great for room measurement, not so good for VOIP)
>>
What's the best place to get a chinese knock off everdrive?
>>
>>54965311
Cheaper?
>>
What phone do you think maki would use?
>>
>>54963444
Gearbest sent my order as they came into stock even though I ordered them at the same time.
>>
>>54965459
How long did processing take until the first one was shipped.
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>>54964359
Actually the vibration will fuck your knees and back over the years unless you stand on something that absorbs most of it: a simple wooden crate.
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>>54965431
Any phone that can run Tinder and has a half-decent camera, because that's all that slut needs.
>>
>>54965391
you mean a guitar pedal?
Aliexpress has some
>>
>>54965499
Fuck you. Maki is pure.
>>
>>54965513
>pure shit
>>
>>54965477
Ordered via paypal on may 16th, first package got sent may 22nd and arrived june 7th, second package got sent may 25th even though it said it was going to ship june 8th, but hasn't arrived yet.

Placed a new order on june 07 still processing, estimated dispatch between june 11-17 on an item and june 8th on the others.
>>
>>54964641
>>54964772
>>54964804
>>54964851
Found it
>>
>>54965561
We love maki here you fag.
>>
What's the bunny's name again?
>>
>>54965513
>pure slut
:^)
>>
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Seriously, I don't know.
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>>54965600
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=xiaomi+mascot
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>>54965600
Mitu
>>
>>54965611
Maki is our queen, she should replace stallman in sticky.
>>
>>54965630
Who is Maki? Is Love Live worth marathoning all episodes in one go?
>>
>>54961367
>>54961574
>>54961630
>>54962195
>>54962271
>>54962466
>willingly using exploit-ridden botnet
https://r4p3.net/threads/what-is-discord.861/#post-6224

btw reporting discord links
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>>54965575
>We love fags here you maki
>>
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>>54965619
Uh oh, I bwoke it.
>>54965629
Meat... Two?
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I dunno what came over me, but I ordered a Jinhao JH-029 even though I can only make chicken scratches.

This is going to be my first fountain pen.
>>
>>54965664
http://mitu.mi.com/
>>
>>54965646
Yes maki is the best character in the show. She is a part of /g/ culture.

>>54965655
You're a homo.
>>
>>54965654
>reporting discord links
does it actually contravene any 4chan rules though?
I spent about 5 minutes on the discord /csg/ channel earlier this evening and it seems to me like it's doing a pretty good job of being a containment site for the cancerous element of this general
>>
>>54965692
my jinhao 599 came this morning

most nice it is


94p it was
>>
>>54965727
>11. Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.
>>
>>54965707
My... tummy?
>>
>that feel when you bought all the good Chink shit and no longer have any reason to remain here
>>
When I got these adhesive fake mustaches I asked myself, I it really was necessary to order them.

On the other hand, they were less than $1
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Worldwide-12pcs-set-Costume-Party-Halloween-Fake-Mustache-Moustache-Funny-Fake-Beard-Whisker/32506549014.html
>>
>>54965613
OP here. Nice find, I'll make it into a OP pic for the next thread.
>>
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>>54965803
forgot the image
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>>54965803
topkek. imagine all the fun escapades you could have with those
>>
>>54965803
I bought two packs of those some years back and hid them all over our university. Last I heard some were still there.
>>
>>54965654
Don't worry, it's cancer and will die really soon like all the other cancer.
>>
>>54965803
yeah, i was the same with these sakura figs

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/16-style-1pc-Free-Shipping-Cute-Nendoroid-Card-Captor-Cardcaptor-Sakura-7cm-Boxed-PVC-Action-Figure/32658087263.html

and my sister bought 4 of these when i showed here them

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Arrive-American-Comic-Badass-Deadpool-T-Shirt-Tees-Men-Women-Cartoon-Characters-3d-t/32650116681.html
>>
>>54965789
New and good chink shit pops up all the time or do you seriously feel like missing out on that?
>>
>>54965864
well i just discovered funny fake moustaches
>>
cancer
>>
>>54965803
ordered this just now
>>
>>54962788
Me and my friend work with that in a web project. It has a very low accuracy on more complex gestures and the javascript library is utter shit.

I don't recommend on buying it. You will be upset after really getting into in.
>>
are there any reviews comparing the rock zircons to the new air earphones? i literally just got my zircons and im loving them


i also ordered the hybrids; will i have to order my third pair of chink earbuds?
>>
>>54965820
I see someone went straight for the partyboy
>>
>>54963415
Magic Cobo Newest Cyclone Boys 3x3x3 Magic Cube 3x3 Stickerless Colorful Learning
http://s.aliexpress.com/mA3UFVNr
(from AliExpress Android)
>>
>>54965965
Someone else already sleeping (it's 0:07am here in Europe) did.
>>
>>54965965
imagine wearing one to a job interview
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlwvxpohQ9g
Translation?
>>
>>54966033
I'll wear two, one for the upper lip and one for the lower lip. That way they know I mean business.
>>
>>54966067
>not using two as eyebrows
>>
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Guys I did it. I bough a "Fuel Shark" or "Neosocket" how it's called on the packaging to save 20% gas.

Now that I got it and looked what's inside I'm a bit disappointed that it's only a LED and a capacitor in a cheap piece of plastic. Payed about $3 for it on Aliexpress.
>>
>>54966065
You can easily find my review several threads back, go read that. They're successors to the Piston 3, very lightweight and small so you won't notice having them in.

Review recap:

Pros
Better if not improved sound stage, think the Piston 3 but better
Better bass than the Piston 3 as it was lacking for some
Lightweight, ideal for sports etc will never fall out on you due to their design

Cons
Can't think of any other than the cable not being braided like on the Piston 3, which is hardly a con.
>>
>>54966227
How's the isolation?
>>
>>54966227
what about compared to zircons
>>
>>54964731
Weird.
I didn't think the chinese liked Indians.
>>
>>54966078
I'll wear four
>>
>>54965304
Really? Sounds like bullshit
>>
>>54966212
Why would you think that's real? Common sense man
>>
>>54966262
Pretty decent actually, doesnt block off sound entirely either though

>>54966272
Don't know, as stated before I don't own the Zircons
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>>54966374
Of course it's bullshit. I have no problem tracking shipments when they are processed by a company like DHL or UPS. The tracking of some dubios chink shipping variants sometimes just doesn't work.
>>
>>54966434
it's almost as if DHL and UPS are private companies that are not part of the german national postal system
>>
>>54966474
All parts of the

> german national postal system

are privatized. The Deutsche Post DHL Group is the successor of the Deutsche Bundespost which was ran by the state. So if you ship something with DHL it's handled by the company which once was the public postal service.
>>
reminder to any britanons to vote Brexit
>>
>>54966597
Would that mean I have to pay taxes when ordering from the UK warehouse for example at HobbyKing or the Britians have to pay taxes when they order from the EU warehouse?
So in the interest of our hobby here, ordering stuff also from local offshoots of chink online trading companies, vote against Brexit.
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>>54966648
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>>54965613
>>54965808
Done. See you guys in the morning.
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>>54966648
Literally nobody knows at the moment; any deals following a hypothetical Brexit are entirely TBD.
You may as well literally flip a coin to decide which way to vote for all the actual substantive information we've been given.
>>
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>>54961492

umad?
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>>54966648
yes that would happen

but there would be a lower limit set most likely, under which they just wouldn't bother. I believe for the EU this limit for imported goods is currently 23€. that's why cheap chink shit even when orderd from china literally never gets taxed.
>>
>>54966648
not surprising there are communists here
>>
>>54962813
Don't get blue switches, your family will hate you.
>>
Has anybody scammes the chinks?
>>
Any cool weapons from China?
>>
How is this eGPU express card Adapter thing?
Saw some one bought it.
>>
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I got one of those cheap smart watches. The build quality is surprisingly nice, but why the fuck does it play my audio through the device rather than just use it as a remote. There has to be a way, right? I literally just got it for that purpose
>>
>>54963366
headphones to go along with the mp3 player?
>>
>>54966891
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-Toy-Guns-2016-Wooden-Toy-Gun-Rubber-Band-Bullet-Guns-Weapon-Large-Double-Barreled/32618530592.html
>>
>>54966682
>tfw imaging the queen MCing over this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6LYGzWA9DQ
>>
What should be in the /csg/ starter pack?
>>
>>54966977
Not toys faggot.
>>
>>54967211


Just go through the Xiaomi product list one by one, add a couple of sharks. A kingdian ssd and a Cree flashlight.

Done.
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>>54967211
There was that one $14 drone.
>>
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>>54967249
>no memefan
>>
>>54967262
How does that fan work?
>>
>>54967292
Magnets.
>>
>>54967262
>doraemon
Are you Indian or something?
>>
>>54967367
It's blue
>>
>>54967367
No, I just liked the design. I've got another one of some fat thing called Totoro as well; what nationality does that make me?
>>
>>54967408
I'm still tempted to say Indian.
I don't know how, but Doraemon is one of the more popular cartoons in India. Even to this day. Don't know that many people of other nationalities that have even heard of it.
>>
>>54967211
Soldering iron, multimeter and a scope. Just to make sure you haven't bought crappy shit and have a way to fix it.
>>
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some stuff came in
>socket adapters
>thermal heatsink pads
Adapters end up being free since I got a refund. Ordered back in March.
>>
>>54967262
now give link
>>
>>54967434
How much for the pads?
>>
>>54967421
>Don't know that many people of other nationalities that have even heard of it.
I think nips would know it more.

indians just have a lot of vcd players so old-ass animu is always making the rounds.
>>
>>54967421
I've never watched or read any of the cartoons or comics. I just quite liked the designs on these cable ties:

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cabre-tie/32652354918.html
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>>54967441
http://www.gearbest.com/indoor-lights/pp_312049.html
>>
>>54967451
$1 off ebay.
>>
If I get a chink phone from Ali and use dhl to Australia, will I get charged customs? I think they write that the value of the goods are like $60.
>>
>>54967807
Isn't the Australian limit like 1k aud
>>
>>54967953
That's what I thought. But some anon said in the last thread that they have their own fees or something
>>
>>54967807
When I bought my rn3p they wrote the value as $50 us and I had no customs problems in nz
>>
Got my huawei mate 8 from Ali Express. Quick shipping with DHL and barely a dent from customs duties to Canada!
>>
>>54967421
It's actually quite well known throughout the world. Just not the English speaking world. There are dubs of it in many countries. When I lived in the Philippines dubs of old episodes played every morning. I also caught a dub on Cartoon Network Portugal a few months ago.
>>
Holy shit fucking finally
its been two weeks of being in that goddamn processing centre and its finally done.
>>
>>54967807
Never gotten charged through free shipping, DHL or USPS. Ordered 51 items through aliexpress so far.
>>
>>54967211
Pocket pussy
>>
>>54966907
Moran, that's just a Android feature, go to Bluetooth, click on the gear and check what audio you want to "share"
>>
>>54968219
Fuck postnl, my package has been "on transport to country of destination" over a month
>>
>>54968125
I've had a $130 tablet come marked as a $20 digital picture frame
>>
>>54968334
I even paid extra for it on FastTech. fuck me
>>
My Chuwi Hi8 has a wifi problem. I can connect to my wifi on Windows 10 no problem but I can't connect on android. It brings up me up and I can try to connect but it says "authentication failure".

Any solutions? I'd greatly appreciate any help.
>>
>>54968392
>Any solutions? I'd greatly appreciate any help.
Get a better tablet.
>>
>>54968392
Well you've convinced me to buy a Mi Pad 2. MIUI looks neat too.
>>
>X Show Technology Ltd-shipping in 24 hours
>shipping in 24 hours
Purchased a fucking Xiaomi Mi Max pass Thursday and still no shipping.

Guess how is getting a 1 star review.

>>54968392
I have gotten that kind of problem with several Android TV and tablets, the solution is to change the WiFi encryption to something else.
>>
>>54968581
>1 star review
MADMAN
>>
>>54968581
DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO CATHY??? DO YOU WANT HISTORY TO REPEAT ITSELF!
>>
>>54968581
>1 star
chinks really dont like that shit approach with caution my man
>>
>>54968672
>>54968708
>>54968755
What happens at 1 star reviews?
>>
>>54968672
>>54968708
>>54968755
Giving 1 star reviews feels like saging when sage was still a think, before that retarded cunt killed it.
>>
Why doesn't aliexpress or similar sell marijuana? They can just label it something like 'green happy herb' and no one would bat an eye.
>>
>>54962811
>"tobacco" crusher
lmao
>>
>>54968791
Drugs are death penalty illegal in china.
>>
What kind of screw do they use for the belt clip on the Sanrenmu knives? Also is there any good screwdriver (set) for removing them?
http://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_343454.html
http://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-folding-knives/pp_231546.html
>>
>>54968791
>sending drugs through the mail is totally safe
>I dunno why those cartels keep hiring drug mules to shove drugs up their ass and take them through airports, what a bunch of retards
>>
>>54968878
I didn't know that. Poor chinks. Same with Malaysia and Singapore as well I think.
>>
>>54968581
Do the 1 star AFTER they ship, otherwise they might fuck your package or something. 1 Star is a big move.
>>
>>54968878
based china killing the degenerates doing drugs
>>
>>54968888
It's fairly safe domestically. International is a bit more iffy. I bought prescription pills illegally many times and had them shipped intentionally though. Even had a bit of a discussion about that stuff in /csg/ once.
>>
>>54968935
I get melatonin from iherb regularly in Australia even though they are not supposed to be imported without a script.
>>
>>54966212
You must have gotten chinked. The one I got works perfectly. I ended up overclocking it which boosted it's capabilities by 20%.
>>
>>54968771
This.
What happens?
>>
any good cheap chink but reliable docking hubs?
>>
>>54969443
DON'T ASK. DON'T DO IT. CATHY WILL SUFFER.
>>
>>54969443
The chinks move into your neighborhood and all of the signs turn to chinese and you can't live there anymore.
>>
>>54968883
Torx. Buy the safety ones, the ones with a hole in the middle because they can screw both but the regular ones can't screw the safety ones.
>>
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>>54969443
never again
>>
>>54969806
Thanks, any screwdrivers in particular you'd recommend? Can't seem to find any on Gearbest that can accommodate for the pin on some of the torx screws.
>>
>>54969891
Nvm, found one. Think I can do better, though, gonna keep digging.
http://www.gearbest.com/screwdriver-screwdriver-set/pp_278673.html
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>>54969868
Cathy is lying, she has chink everyone here
>>
so does anyone know of a reliable site to order a xiaomi mi5 from? I'd like to order the version that has the ceramic back. I've seen on oppomart.com that they have them in stock but i'm unsure if they're trustworthy or not.
>>
Where can I find an android rom for a chuwi hi10 or hibook?

I can't download anything from needrom.
>>
>>54961547

>Useless

Put it in a car and pair it with shit

Cheap Chink OBD reader
Cheap Chink Android head unit
Cheap Chink phone(s)
>>
As these ZSUN wifi card readers dropped about $3 in price now I just ordered a second one.

... I don't really have a use for the first one I got here so far, but I can't stop ordering stuff like this, it's just too cheap *sigh*
>>
Are there any decent chinkshit bone conduction headphones?
>>
>>54970220
why does an OBD reader need storage? what?
>>
>>54969868
I recently gave the lowest possible rating to a Aliexpress seller for the first time, because the 3 electronic parts I've ordered from him didn't work, all had the same issue and he didn't even respond to my messages after 1 month.
>>
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I had no chink shit coming and felt kinda empty so I placed orders for some cheap shit. Feels bad...
>>
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So my usb clock fan arrived in the mail today, it works well and is good for what it is. It is easy to set and turn on/off. Sorry if the video is bad, I'm unfamiliar with rendering webms.
>>
Cheapest mi band with heart rate monitor?
>>
What's a nice big mousepad?

Saw a nice one a while back that looked like it covered your keyboard too.
>>
>>54970637
http://www.gearbest.com/mouse/pp_320294.html
>>
>>54970661
>http://www.gearbest.com/mouse/pp_320294.html
That's the one, thanks anon.
>>
any good, reliable 1080p ips monitors?
>>
>>54962440
I just bought some a few days ago, actually. I will review when I receive them.
>>
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guess the size of these badboys
>>
>>54970959
Woops! Rotate 90 degrees clockwise
>>
>>54970959
>>54970972
Here's your (you)
>>
>>54961626
Disappointed you don't have a xiaomi xl mouse mat.
>>
>>54971025
You dint guess
>>
>>54971171
Sorry
>>
>>54961626
Can you post a pic of the back of the watch for us? Just curious
Thanks
>>
>>54971192
Guess now
>>
>>54971240
Make me, fucker
>>
>>54971251
Please guess

I'm 5'9
>>
>>54971259
18 inches
>>
>>54971270
Thanks for your guess :)
>>
>>54971280
You're welcome ;P
>>
>>54970920
bump.
>>
>>54971330
Did you try askjeeves?
>>
>>54971330
nop, buy locally
>>
>>54971345
>>54971348
Bummer.
>>
>>54971368
Why do you want ips
>>
Any recommendations for 1-2 dollars?
>>
>>54971384
Because I'm going to be using these screens mainly for watching movies and multitasking. I don't want TN because it'll be too hard for me to see.
>>
>>54964963
>>54964951
sounds like its supposed to mean if you dont keep up the quality then you're wasting the hardwork of others.
>>
>>54970920
korea. catleap. qnix.
>>
>>54971433
You may find some monitors in chinksites, but we cant assure you quality and low prices. Be our guest being the first anon to buy chink moniotrs
>>
>>54961758
Seller has some Ok quality watches too
>>
>>54971433
TN will be fine
>>
OP here, making a new thread now.
>>
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New thread here
>>54971791
>>54971791
>>54971791
>>54971791
>>
>>54962166
>>54962166
Hero brand graphics pens are good quality, as are the fu'de nibbed pens. Expect to pay about 2 dorra a pen though.
The fu'de pen was about $20
Would buy again though
Try searching hero graphic pen or something similar.
Get good ink though. Hero ink is pretty crap
>>
>>54965692
Remember to hold it in a 45° angle and buy parker quink for $8 as a usable ink. Chinese ink is not very good.
Or get noodlers ink in merica
Don't press down hard.
Too many ballpoint users try to write on the table through the paper when using my fountain pens
>>
>>54970959
Thought this was a butt for a sec.
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