Would you date a car if it had convincing ai?

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Would you date a fridge if it had convincing AI?

>>54953072
No but I'd marry it if it could suck my dick

Nope. Can't take car through narrow streets of pre-car cities.

If it can take me places i've never been.

>>54953103
>moans when penetrating tailpipe.

>>54953099
>>54953072
Fuck yes

>>54953072
Does the AI get clingy and demand all my time? Does it have a job?

>>54953182
it works for uber

>>54953072
I would date a boot if it loved me back

>>54953202
Hell no. I'm not being cucked like that by some whore.

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yes

No.
I'd whore it out like a self-driving taxi/delivery vehicle.

>>54953235
GAS GAS GAS

>>54953072
hell yea, i hope AI can make seks real again

>>54953258
She already does that when you're at work. You can't tell her not to get a job, that's sexist.

>>54953285
You know grindr exists?

>>54953072
can that AI be used in some other places? like in that movie HER? in that case i wouldnt have a problem

>>54953321
i am not gay...

not even AI would date me

>>54953373
this

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>>54953373

>>54953072
Fuck, why not. I spend more time in my car than with my girlfriend.

>>54953072
Can it massage my prostate?

>>54953404
Can you fit a fucking car tire in your ass?

>>54953404
Can I?

op is a faggot

>>54953467
there's gotta be a better word for someone who fucks cars

You don't even need the AI. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlqTInGsyK4

>>54953416
>goes straight for the anomorprhic car with hands for wheels
dude, it could have an extendable probe

>>54953507
There is a guy who owns a garage full of cars and actually sexually attracted to them,(blogging and shit) actually started the furries drawing dragons fucking cars it was so hilarious of a meme.

It really fucked with many people here at the time.

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>>54953383
> tfw no bae while driving to work
Google pls

>>54953507
Unsatisfying.
No man's dick has the girth to truly plug up a car's exhaust pipe.

>>54953562
>the tailpipe is the only thing a guy can make love to a car.

Someone actually made an inflatable rump called, "donk in the trunk" to solve this problem.

>no cute feet because car

>>54953562
>not imprgnating your car by thrusting yourself into the fuel line.

>qt anime car AI is programmed to encourage safe and environmentally friendly driving practices
>Uguuuuu onii-chan drifting hurts my tires
>Can we take the slower road this time? It'll save on gas, teehee!
>Please don't go fast onii-chan it's scary and uses too much fuel
>I hope you don't mind if I call the police...

No thanks

>>54953529
but gesturing with their wheels like hands is cute

>>54953418
You can try, anon.

anybody else feeling a little stiff right now thinking about AI gfs

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Now's a good a time as ever to post this.

>>54953099
Yes.

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>>54954142
Wtf?

>>54954258
>Being this new
Go fuck your car anon.

>>54954142
that is cute tho but only because the car is cute

>>54954384
You're cute.

>>54954408
but anon

I'm a car

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>>54954416
>tfw qt car AI posts on 4chan

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Sure.

>>54953072
I don't want a car I can't pull apart and put together again. I want as little electronics as possible.

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>>54954557

>Would you date a car if it had convincing ai?
>Would you date a fridge if it had convincing AI?
No. I need something warm and squishy to cuddle up with.

Maybe a blanket.

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>>54954557
This guy knows what's up

>>54954526
so you'd date a lesbian car. got it.

>>54953263
ASS ASS ASS

IM GONNA STEP ON THE ASS

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Do you make out with your car /g/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwoSt5gtOsM

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>>54954588
Then would you date a meatball sub if it had convincing AI?

>>54954999
good numbers
also porn when

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http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-09-04/why-sony-sees-its-next-big-hit-at-1-000-photos-a-second
They need better camera sensors that can record highspeed images at 1000FPS first.

Sony managed to bring these to the consumer market with Stacked image sensor tech, but this alone still isn't enough.

Part 2 is they need to improve those fast sensors so they get better sensitivity for low light performance.
We want the cars to be able to drive when the dark clouds are up in the evening too, right?
And what about at night?

So then we need sensors that can handle that well. And that's a lot harder than it sounds like if they want to use small and cheap sensors.

>date
I misread it as drive, nevermind the above post.

>>54954557
>he doesn`t want a talking car

The future was here a long time ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=navRhAkwyn8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BlV4iNMRFs

>My pistons are moving uncontrolably

Sure why not. Cars are great dependable friends even without AI if you take proper care of them.

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>>54958311
DAMN. You just made my day.

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>>54953072
Depends on the gender of the AI.

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No, I bet she would drive me crazy

>>54958634

>drive me crazy
>car AI
>don't worry baby, for you it'll be a short trip

>>54958311
i agree with that boner, jack

>>54958634
fucking carlos

>>54954999
i already date meatball subs

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Would you date an image if it had convincing ai?

>>54958857
What's his name?

>>54953072
>>>/o/

>>54953072
If it's cute enough.

Riddle me this /g/, if all cars are going to be automatic why does my mom keep telling me I need to get a driver's license?

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>>54960165

She is mocking you for not being able to drive.

>>54953263
THE KIKES

>>54953072
What is the point of giving a car AI

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>>54953072

Is this even a question?

>>54953684
>Tsundere AI
>Baka senpai! Drive slower or else! You could hurt yourself...
>what was that Toyo-chan?
>Because you would scrape my paint!

>>54953404
Of course it can
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=789316490

>>54961248
my sides

>>54954142
i got a boner from this.
Something is wrong with me

>>54953099
I dated a grill once

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>>54961977

Why do you think something is wrong?

Mechaphilia is completely normal.

>>54962522
kek

>>54962729
>walter sache
Get that shit out of here, that nigger won't even draw porn, just suggestive shots.

>>54953072
Would you date a post on /g/ if it had convincing AI?

>>54961334
>>54954142
>>54962729
/trash/ pls

>>54961745
You really expect the americans to even know what a stick shift is?

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I would date a coffee pot if it had a convincing AI.

Even if that AI was male.

>>54953235

>ok honey you know what to do
>NO ONE SLEEP IN TOKYO

>>54965444
Are you saying most of g wouldent date that microsoft bot after it turned into female hitler?..

>>54953072
Gonna need to be more specific about the car's capabilities and needs.

>>54966892
>Even if that AI was male
You must be a Starbucks regular.

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>>54953072
Only if it is a Honda Today.

>>54967204
Not a regular, but their drip is consistently decent.

>>54962522
Underrated

>>54953099
are you asking me if I'd date Chloe Grace Moretz?

>>54967460
thats a feminazi not a fridge, a fridge is useful.

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>>54953072
I'd date a car if it even had functional AC.

>>54953353
ha