How do I use github?

go to github.com, open terminal and type echo "please open visual studios and make a hello world", then wait exactly 1 minute. After that you will git going. Dohohoho.

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not working, I've been waiting 3 minutes

>>54936401
Don't post your terminal directory! The CIA can track you!!

>>54936320
Stop. Before you begin a new collaborative project you must consider Github's Diversity Guidelines.

Please reconsider using Github for your project if you meet any of the following criteria:
1. Any member of your organization is a cis white heterosexual male.
2. Less than half of your organization identifies as female.
3. Your organization lacks an African American in a management position.
4. Less than 20% of your organization holds a queer or non-cis gender identity or sexual preference.
5. Any member of your organization is conservative.
6. Your project does not contain a Code of Conduct.
7. Your organizational structure rewards members on merit.
8. Any member of your organization has donated to a blacklisted charity.
9. Your project contains heteronormative speech and/or gender pronouns.
10. More than 50% of your organization can be considered white.

We thank you for your cooperation.

>>54936320
>>54936345

lol this guy trolled you, it's visual studio, not studios

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>>54936320
You better write a code of conduct before you post that misogynistic hello world program you white cis het rapist! White men need to stop saying hello!!!

/b/ump I'll get a consulatnt to write a diversity report later. pls help

>>54936494
I honestly don't know if this satire or not.

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>>54936320
>social coding

>>54936401
get out of here, Michael

>not using gitlab

>>54940406
>not using bitbucket

>>54940736
>not using gitgud