/csg/ Chink Shit General

>>54925948
Not at all.

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Anyone know of a cheap chink equivalent? the one in pic related is $95 and its a bit much.

>>54926002
http://www.aliexpress.com/af/chair-arm-rest.html

>>54925948
In private sure, but on /g7 it might be insensitive to our anorexiakin. I propose "voluntary intercourse".

>>54925998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2IwadlLb7s if you want an elaborate review of the packaging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLl9o9IgNnE benchmarks

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>>54926031
Thanks, those look a little different though. any idea on how sturdy they are? my arm is not heavy, but I wouldn't want to break it if I lay my arm there for too long (9-5).

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Just ordered this backpack on aliexpress.

Then I saw this caption at the bottom of the image.

I'm scared anons.

>>54926271
It's going to murder you,

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>>54926271

>>54926271
link?

>>54926031
>>54926002
Speaking of battlestation shit, what are some battlestation things you've gotten of chink sites?

I've ordered a mic stand and a headphone stand but off aliexpress they're not here yet

>>54926002
Its called move you keyboard in further.

To the purifier anon: why exactly did you gave up?
Is it that hard to control? The sensor may be a bit tricky but what about the purifier itself?

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Europe anons, is it possible to order something like a chuwi without getting fucked over by customs?

>>54926329
He was crudely trying to reverse engineer it by disassembling it.

>>54926291
link to case.

I like its looks, but more importantly, I agree with its philosophy.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-canvas-leather-laptop-backpacks-for-teenage-girls-women-laptop-backpack-men-Concise-style-business/32488352832.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.E08tIp&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10017_507_401,searchweb201603_2&btsid=a5b236a3-fe18-468d-acfe-b80e0363e284

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>>54926271
>>54926291

Hallo is dit de nederdraad

>>54926291
link to case?

>>54922079
Let us know for sure on the eGPU adapter.

>>54926271
Link please?

>>54926294
see
>>54926355

Are there problems with European customs if I buy a slingshot?

>>54926363
Why are there so many Dutch people here? Are you guys greedy and cheap or something?

>>54926271
Is it bad to buy backpacks from chinks? Does the clothing rule apply to backpacks?

>>54926483
There is a certain price limit for items. Look it up.

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The USB microscope I got from ali seems pretty cool. Pic is pixels of my phone's screen. Not very sharp because it was really hard to hold still on this small sizes

>>54926508
Which one did you get?

After about a week with the Rock Zircons, I can say they live up to the meme as $10 earbuds for sure.

They have a fun sound. If you're a fan of the ATH-M50 then you should love the Zircons. If you listen to a lot of house and techno then this shit is for you.

>there are even butterfly knifes on alieexpress

is there anything this site doesn't offer?

>>54926537
A gf

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>>54926271
>cease to struggle and you cease to live... Mr Bond

>>54926537
no ghettoblasters

>>54926519
this one

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Portable-Digital-USB-microscope-1000X-50-X-1000X-In-built-White-Light-8pcs-LED-magnifier-1/1762637_32320199558.html

>>54926546
I expected this answer

>>54926550
that sucks

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Threadly reminder to get yourself a Revoltech Woody off Aliexpress

that guy who got the xiameme air purifier is doing gods work.

Thank you based anon

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Got Rx glasses for 70$ didn't want to get a new Rx. They shipped here faster than frames direct for a knockoff of 600 dollars. Arrived in 12 days. Now for some rx sunglasses.

>>54926355
http://www.nillkin.com/english/proshow.asp?mid=2&sid=0&tid=0&cid=1&scid=&id=5781&page=1

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>>54926537
Is that the one seller which you can ask to send you a "sharp knife" or did you find something else?
Link me up.

Google is trying to be funny.

>>54925998
I wouldn't get a shark card, anon found out they're defective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koeUIGR84hk

>>54926496
>Are you guys greedy and cheap or something?

Yes.

>>54926610
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/440C-damascus-coating-Stainless-Steel-Training-Knife-dull-butterfly-knife-balisong-knife-no-edge-dull-tool/32481796561.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10017_507_401,searchweb201603_6&btsid=e443b041-0247-45ca-82ad-cb6960103b7b

and

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/colorful-Stainless-Steel-Training-Knife-fashionable-butterfly-knife-balisong-knife-no-edge-dull-tool-free-shipping/32484694286.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10017_507_401,searchweb201603_6&btsid=e443b041-0247-45ca-82ad-cb6960103b7b


The other knifes are training knifes. There are also butterfly combs, kek.

Gimme some shit to buy for under $5

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>>54926508
More pics made by the microscope - guess what it is

>>54926690
Have you tried your mom?

My miband I bought a year ago has come to life after a few months refusing to pair with my device.

This is the original band though, and the only thing I like about it is it tracks my sleep.

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>>54926710
More

>>54926558
I was just looking at that. It looks good. Is the leg heavy enough? LEDs bright enough? Image quality? Is there any software that comes with it and if so how's that?
>Note: It can not adjust the magnification but it can adjust the optical focus
If I understand correctly, the magnification is fixed. Doesn't that suck?

>>54926710
use it on your dick.

>>54926710
Did you were enable to see your penis for first time?

>>54926710
Guitar string.

>>54926271
review it when it arrives please
It looks nice

>>54926665
Yeah that's the one.
I've only looked at this though. http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/dull-butterfly-knife-Stainless-Steel-Training-Knife-balisong-knife-no-edge-dull-tool-Practice-knife-free/1853433_32496387224.html
According to one anon if you ask them for a sharp version they'll sell it to you with a bit of markup in form of another purchase in their shop.

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>>54926729

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>>54926730
My t-shirt

>>54926736
Leg sucks desu, I prefer to hold it in my hand without the leg attached. LEDs are good and you can control the brightness. You can see the quality on the pics I post now.
You get a CD with it, but I have linux and no CD drive, but I solved it after 2 minutes on google.
>>54926740
>>54926742
Still too small ;_;

>>54926690
A knife, we need more reviews of those outside of the usual ones.

>>54926335
yes, ali gaybest and bangedgood automatically mark bullshit low value like $2 or $5

>>54926456
see
>>54926461

>>54926335
Not yuropeon but you can often ask the vendor to declare a lower price

>>54926797
the question is if customs believe that a tablet costs less than 22€

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>>54926783
My leg hair :^)

>If I understand correctly, the magnification is fixed. Doesn't that suck?
It's not, it has 2 levels of magnification, maybe more, I only played with it for an hour now
>>54926759
Correct!

>>54926598
Did they get your prescription right on the lenses?

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got this chinese mechanical keyboard for 35$
is ok, build quality is good but when i sniff keys closely it simultaneously smells like both old and factory new car, an abandoned factory and tears, sweat or some other salty bodily fluid
im dead serious

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>>54926783
I think I found your penis.

Trim your pubes dude.

>>54926736
>If I understand correctly, the magnification is fixed. Doesn't that suck?

The magnification is (crudely) controlled by how far you hold the thing above the object.

>>54926873
>no link, not even mentioning the model
>doesn't say what type of switches
>or anything else
I know you're not doing an actual review, but come on, step it up.

>>54926828
they'll also write a random item name like tablet case or keyboard instead of what's actually in the package. the chance of post office opening your package is very small

>>54926828
They won't know unless they look inside and there's too many packages every day to do that, they'll just take a look if it's shaped like a gun under x-ray or something like that

>>54926797
>>54926814
I feel like the package for the chuwi is big enough to warrant a check if it's marked as $5

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>>54926843
>If I understand correctly, the magnification is fixed. Doesn't that suck?
So I tested it and it has 3 levels.
1st is a normal (shitty) cam
2nd is this (this shows 3mm of the line so one space between lines is 0.5mm)
and 3rd which I will post next

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>>54926955
This is the 3rd one, the photo shows 1mm

>>54926916
It's just my commentary

switches are cherry knockoff blue, doesn't specify manufacturer on aliexpress page
link: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Backlit-mechanical-keyboard-black-shaft-computer-luminous-87-lol-metal-keyboard-wired/32647093778.html
now apparently costs 42$, but i ordered for 35

>>54926948
that's the risk you take ordering from abroad but it has only happened to me once in 10 plus years of ordering from America, Japan, China and other places.

>>54926873
Pls link senpai

>>54926729
>>54926770
USA USA USA USA
http://www.gearbest.com/smartwatch-accessories/pp_364422.html

>>54926948
nah bangedgood sent my tablet in a big yellow box the of 3 same tablets and it passed custom fine

>>54926873
Post switches, keycaps and test for n key rollover.

Also, post what you can do with the backlight.

>smells like both old and factory new car, an abandoned factory and tears, sweat or some other salty bodily fluid

That's what you get when you buy a keyboard with trash cheap keycaps made with likely recycled plastic. You can try fixing the smell by letting them sit in hot soapy water for a few hours and then letting them dry in the sun for another few hours.

>>54926992
here >>54926977

>>54926710
a screw.

>>54927021
the size of*

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>>54927013

>>54926977
How's the feel compared to brand keyboards?

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>>54927022
what do you mean by switches and keycaps? like i disassembled a bit in picrelated
idk about key rollover, apparently there's none because all tester programs show that there's none
there are some fn key combinations for backlight, but they don't work for me
>>54927117
idk it's my first one that i paid over 5$ for

>>54927021
Do you remember what it said about contents and value?

Just got a couple of sunglasses from gearbest, they are cheaper than the ones I used to buy from niggers at the beach and they have UV protection (I hope).

Also another Cree Q5, and probably a knife too.

>>54927149
>keycaps

I mean post the pic of the underside so we can see if they are double shot.

>>54927150
no sorry

>>54926942
those tricky little chinks

I'm liking them more and more

I have $2.00 store credit for anything over $2.01 what should I get

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>>54927175

Does anyone have experience with those Chinese electric guitar kits? I saw a telecaster one that looks pretty good.

http://s.aliexpress.com/zQFZRrqQ

>>54926496
the dutch are second only to the jews in greediness

>>54927220
Do you like to do it yourself?

>>54927149
>that atrocious font

On a scale of 1-10, how bad idea is buying a chink flask?

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>>54927149
press q+w+e+r+t+y and see if it stops registering keys at some point

https://www.microsoft.com/appliedsciences/content/projects/KeyboardGhostingDemo.aspx

>>54927208
Yeah, that's double shot, that means they are decent.

>>54927293
You'll get mouth cancer.
Don't buy the cheapest possible, make sure it's made out of proper materials.

>>54927300
That's really useful, I mean, I have to press 6 keys at once on a daily basis.

http://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_267527.html

http://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_241376.html

Did any of you got chink knives? Wich one should I get?

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>>54927292
>using keys with something on them
>>54927300
held keys up to i, didn't stop registering

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reee faster

>>54926955
>>54926972
That's not too bad. Thanks for the info.

>>54927383
hold both shifts and type
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPED OVER THE LAZY DOG

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I've heard that canon rebel t5 is a good baby's first camera. I know it might sound backwards, but I would like to record video with it and take pictures as a secondary, but I want both.

What would the chick equivalent be and what would I type in to search for it? When I type in, "camera" I get mom tier cameras for $40.

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>>54927359
MY KEYBOARD HAS TO HAVE INFINITE KEY ROLLOVER SO I CAN EFFECTIVELY PLAY [insert noob character or class in any online game ever]

>>54927404
>buying from gaybeast
You deserve it.

>>54927439
that's ali

>>54927439
not him but that's aliexpress you little shit

>>54927425
*jumps
otherwise it doesn't have an S in that sentence.

>>54927425
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPED OVER THE LAZY DOG
had to held shifts with pinkies

>>54927456
right sorry

>>54927450
>>54927456
>>54927404
>buying straight from the chinks
You deserve it.

89334-F49*V-8EBYA

Free steam game to my chink goods loving freaks

Missing letter (the *) is the first letter in CHINK'D

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What's the most reliable/most band for the buck rgb led lightbulb, I just want something bright enough to set the mood in my small room and easy enough to set the colors through software or a remote

>>54927220
why not just buy a cheap chinese guitar?

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>>54927483
Neat, thanks, anon!

>>54927509
Moron, you're going to get your account banned for using a code bought with stolen credit cards.

>>54927378
>Did any of you got chink knives?
yeah, went overboard and got too much
>Wich one should I get?
Both are great, sanrenmu if you like small knives, ganzo one if big. axis lock on the ganzo is pretty tight, not fluid like benchmade's.

>>54927547
I've bought plenty of shit on G2A, and my account is fine. I'll take the risk.

>>54927564
Are you comparing G2A with a random guy giving away codes?

You deserve your faith.

>>54927549
I'll probably get both just the experiment different kind of locks.

I already have a RAT 1 and an old Opinel carbon as my go to knives.

Why don't the chinks make any iso layout mech keyboards.

>>54927584
Yes? It's widely known fact that G2A sellers often use stolen credit cards. There's no real difference.

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>>54927483
That ain't no fun. Fags should at least do some work before getting free shit.

>>54926768
They do ? Cool. I wonder if I can ship that knife to Germany. They are actually illegal here. Like denying the holocaust.

>>54927434
chink photo cameras a shit, don't bother

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Guys what is the consensus on sharks? Are they still as good as they're hyped to be? How are the read/write speeds?

Are all sizes good? I plan on getting a 128gb one. Also are the non-shark variants just as good?

http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_107963.html

Will this work on any car?

I bought something similar once but it didn't have that jack output and it didn't work on my car.

>>54927638
If you have AUX in, it will work.

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>>54927604
Sure, let me dump some shit too.
I have no idea what these are if they are even valid anymore. I had them saved in a text file for a while.
Probably some shit humble bundle games.

Only numbers have been replaced with stars.

>>54927690
Fuck off to v with this shit.

>>54927631
Pretty fine for the price, 4K read and write are not amazing but good.

>>54927668
Getting one today then, I'm fucking tired of burning CDs like it was the 90s and having reading errors out the ass.

>>54927756

>burning CDs like it was the 90s and having reading errors out the ass.

Burn at no higher than 16X on decent media and you will have no problems at all.

Anyone actually tried any of the RC Transmitters on AliExpress? My DX8 is being used by a friend in another state and I want a spare one to bum around with, maybe pair with a JJRC or something. Any ideas?

>>54927705
Calm the fuck down, shithead.

Link to the sharks PLEASE? I cant find them

>>54927631
enjoy it breaking on you in a month

>>54927879
search mixza shark on gearbest

what's a cheap usb 3.0 reader for the sharks?

>>54927909
they come with one, or they did for me

>>54927907
why are they better than the monkeys

>>54927926
Where did you buy yours?

>>54927584
>faith
FAITH

Anyways, you don't get banned for that, you just get the game taken away without any option to opt out.

Can I trust buying chink earbuds on Amazon? I need a new pair and want some at prime speed. Looking at Rock Zircons or KZ ATEs probably.

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>>54927895
>>54927716
Which one of you is right?

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>>54926546

>>54928016
The first one is a shitposter with a piss drenched iPhone whose opinion can be discarded because he's out to discredit sharks for several threads now.

After a month of use (and longer) sharks are still going stronk >>54925467

>>54927879
Here's your link, 64gb sharky is currently $10.99
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337822.html

>>54926546
/int/ has ways to sling chinks (other asians too) using a app initially created for language buddies/exchange

>>54927631
They're very good cards for their price. Not the best specs all-around, but more than adequate compared to mid-range to upper-range Kingston and Adata cards. The 64gb-128gb ones have significantly higher read/write speeds than 8-32gb, but the lower capacities are still pretty good, especially considering the price. Monkeys are identical, no clue about the colourful ones, but I believe they're likely the same chip.

Anons have been using them for months without any issues: >>54925467

>inb4 Pissphone goes "J-just you wait, it will break down next week! Mark my w-words!"

>>54927895
HI PISSPHONE.

>>54926598
>>54926862
I would like to know this too, as another annon with glasses.

>>54928116
info pls

>>54927931
One has a shark, while the other doesn't.
They're actually identical internally.

>>54927909
>>54927939
Not that anon, but if you buy from Meidun Technologies from Aliexpress like a lot of anons, they usually toss in a free adapter and card reader with the higher capacities. No such freebie on Gearbest, if you're buying from them.
I personally use this one, has been good so far.
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_109999.html

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Can someone recommend me a slim wallet that isn't a complete garbage? Pic related is only $3 but i'm pretty sure it's shit

>>54928307
Saddleback

>>54928304
Also, the free card reader might be USB 2.0, not sure. It's an official MIXZA-made one, though.

>>54925935
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism
>racism

>>54928304
but monkeys > sharks

do you guys actually trust chinks (gearbest) with your credit cards?

>>54928351
Fuck off, Ch*nese autist.

>>54928392
only paypal, darling

>>54928329
Thanks, will check it out

>>54928427
Dont call me darling again

>>54928351
3/10 attempt
Can't wait for people to start complaining about the -fag suffix.

>>54928392
Paypal is the way to go with the Chinks. Alipay is the same, actually - you're processed by Alipay by default when buying on Aliexpress, so the chink sellers never get your CC data

>>54928392
Just use paypal

>>54928471
>>54928466
I forget my paypal log in detals :/

>>54928178
There used to be gens and everything pretty recently, can't find them now but the app was called inter pals

>>54928456
surely you are onee angry kid

>>54928594
Dont call me an angry kid again

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But muh sharks

>>54928638
are those cards actually good?

>>54928676
nope its a stupid forced meme

>>54928676
Good at breaking in a month or two , yeah

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>>54928392

gaybeast? no.

aliexpress? More than amazon

>>54928676
Yes, they're cheap, fast and have a rad design of a shark on there.

>>54928749
Go to bed Jack Ma

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>>54926496
> Are you guys greedy and cheap or something?

Uiteraard!

On a serious note, i think a lot of 4chan users actually are Dutch. Not sure why but we flooded /fit/ for a while and i always seem to find a lot dutchies on other boards aswell.

>>54928749
>shilling AliExpress THIS hard

https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/image/-0yeBPEGjvh_YBmj0VKYwA

>>54926496
I've ordered a swagbag a while bag. It was really nice until today. Had to pack a huge towel inside it and it'd barely fit, so with just a mild pull i ripped off the fucking zipper. Quality might vary i'd reckon?

>>54928676
Scroll some posts up, several anons have answered this question already. Sharks are pretty good for their price. SD cards aren't supposed to be expensive in the first place, the prices
in the West are jacked up by the Chinese/Taiwanese/Korean corporations producing the cards, while they all use chips produced only by a small number of manufacturers.

>>54928746
HI PISSPHONE

What's that Mac Mini-sized PC with a haswell socket in it?

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>>54928839

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>>54927620
Should I just get a t5 rebel for my retarded ass or is there another photo camera that's can take good video footage in the same price range that I should compare it to then?

>>54928631
Sorry buddy

>>54929027
>Should I just get a t5 rebel for my retarded ass
Probably, yeah. At least it's a safe bet.
For some weird reason, while Chinese action cams and dash cams range from decent to god-tier, their camcorders, photo cameras and webcams are mostly trash. I don't even understand why.

ok I've been using my teclast x98 plus for a while now, and it's great

is it easy to buy a replacement battery for these and replace them? that's my only concern so far, since it might not hold a charge any more

Can someone recommend me a drone in the $50-ish range that would be a good step up from my JJRC H22? Been looking at the JXD 509/510. Should I go for it?

>>54927359
You have 10 fingers, if you actually knew how to type fast you would need n-key rollover.

>>54929155
Isn't 110 wpm relatively fast?

>>54929155
this, people that type fast enough (I'm slowly getting there) sometimes need to have more than 6 keys pressed at a time in some situations.

>>54929191
The faster you are the more keys you have press at the same time on the keyboard. With n key rollover you don't need to wait to unpress keys before pressing the next ones with your other fingers.

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So what do you recommend to buy on aliexpress?

I was thinking a wallet, some sharks but that's it? What do you guys buy there?

>>54929253
That's bullshit, but let's just assume that you actually hold down any key besides shift when typing, why and how the fuck would you want to have 6 keys pressed down at once?

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>>54929285
Memefan.

>>54928970
Found it, Onda M3 Mini

>>54929285
ancient Chinese dragon dildos

>>54929299
I guess it's more useful for gaymen stuff where there are some games where you can have a bunch of keys pressed at the same time.

>>54929285
Tiny RC cars/drones/TRAINS

>>54929350
Now, I can believe that. Not that I've personally ever had that happen, but that's more believable.

>>54927300
>https://www.microsoft.com/appliedsciences/content/projects/KeyboardGhostingDemo.aspx
great my keyboard can only do 3 keys

http://www.gearbest.com/weight-lifting-clothes/pp_364549.html
I've found a shirt for OP

Just noticed /pol/ also have a /csg/

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>>54927425
>THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPEDOVERTHELZYDOG
My laptop keyboard is a piece of garbage

>>54929480
no they don't.

>>54929482
No, that's actually pretty good.

Shitty keyboards look like:

"TH QCK BW FX JPS VR LZ DG" or some shit like that.

THEQUICKBROWNFOXJUMPEDOVERTHELAZYDOG

>>54927300
4 keys

>>54927425
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

I've never felt this was an issue.

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>>54929525

>>76188121

>>54929027
Just buy the cheapest Canon camera you can find with an adjustable screen and then buy stm lens. The camera won't matter for shit.

Anyone knows a seller that has a wide variety of wallets?

I don't have much experience with AE as I mostly buy in Amazon/ebay.

>>54929316
I've got a i5 knocking about, is it worth getting one of these?

>>54927425
TE QUICK BROWN FOX JUPE OVER TE LAZY O

>>54927300
5 keys
>>54927425
THEQCKBRWFXJEVERTHELAZYG
thank you Logitech G110 for being shit

>>54929285
Nendoroid/Figma/Revoltech buyfag shit

TE QUICK BROWN FOX JUPE OVER TE LAZY O

wow its the same missing keys everytime, what the fug

>>54929695
Our friendo Chris at Techtablets reviews it highly.

Wait a fucking second

AliExpress doesn't take PayPal?

fucking DROPPED

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

memeboard inflictor ck104

>>54929845
they take alipay

so they can store all americans credit cards and simultaneously take out americans currency during war time

>>54929845
Alipay is just as safe, none of your card details reach the individual sellers and sellers only get paid once you receive your item so they're reluctant to scam you. No one has had their card details stolen through alipauy

>>54927824
I hope that was true, maybe it has to do with my car because I've tried multiple times even with lower write speeds and sometimes they don't work at all.

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>>54926271
post captions

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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/VR-BOX-II-2-0-VR-Virtual-Reality-3D-Glassesy/32667956190.html

>>54929079
Dashcams evolved because everyone there has to use one because of how crazy the driving conditions are, action cams just hitched a ride on the innovation train.

>>54927425
H UCK BON FOX JUMPD OV H LAZY DOG

Fuck now I want a new keyboard.

>>54929824
I'm going to take the risk. Thanks for bringing this to my attention.

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Least cancerous /csg/ strawpoll is over.

Final results in order of least cancerous:
Dirty Reviews 46%
Comfy Reviews 26%
Unbiased Reviews 16%
SkeletonKeyStone 13%
Awful Reviews 3%

Thanks for voting!
Unbiased Reviews

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>>54929936
they know why ppl buys that shit

>>54930038
Emoji memes are for normies

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>>54930038
I'm a normie. What are you going to do about it?

Do you have a problem with it?

>>54930061
The term "normie" is used only by normalfags.

>>54930087
>>54930098
REEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT

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>>54930087
There's already a site for your kind

>>54930098
The term "normalfags" is used only by normies.

>>54930034
>46% of voters see nothing wrong with spamming referral links

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>>54929331
Literally a thing. This is from the Han Dynasty around 2000 years ago. Apparently used by maids and concubines in the women's quarters of palaces.
>ywn see qt imperial concubine yuri love

>>54929936
Great combo.

>>54930034
>pretty much ordered by the number of videos produced with the exception of awful

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>>54930113
>>54930109
I'm already browsing reddit.

I don't understand, what's the problem?

>>54930161
well then... there it is

>>54930172
I think I'm the guy who gave Awful Reviews his single vote, I felt sorry for the big oaf. He has it hard enough living in Sweden.

>>54930194
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>54930223
brb gf calling

>>54930221
On the bright side they're probably pretty generous with the neetbux for his autism
and I mean genuine real autism, not "hurr durr" 4chan autism

>>54930116
>he never spammed referral links

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how badly did i get memed?

yes, i realize i forgot a pop filter, im ordering one soon

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i'm poor

>>54930289
the blue bm-800 is 2 dollars cheaper on gaybeast

>>54930259
"herro dis is Cathy speaking"

Do you guys get shipping insurance when buying from Gearbest?

I didn't on my last orders, but I'm just wondering.

>>54930289
What about a SOMAKE?

>>54930294
enjoy your housefire

>>54928638
are these legit? gearbest sells 64s for $10-12

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Just ordered this bad boi, a mexican review said that the phone arrived in 4 days, so here's hoping. Will report back when it arrives.

>>54930259

RRRR       EEEEEEEEEE  EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE  EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE 
R    R     E           E          E           E          E           E          E         
R     R    E           E          E           E          E           E          E    
R   R      E           E          E           E          E           E          E          
R R        EEEEEEEEEE  EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE  EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE  EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE  
R R        E           E          E           E          E           E          E    
R  R       E           E          E           E          E           E          E      
R   R      E           E          E           E          E           E          E                 
R    R     EEEEEEEEEE  EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE  EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE  EEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE  

>>54927383
How did you get the par spacing to be looking 0px?

>>54930386
>>54930259
>>54930223
>>54930194
>>54930109
>samefagging that much
Kill yourself.

>>54930289
>shark
That's 11 dollars in the toilet after a month when it stops working

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>>54930415
lul

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>>54930415
nice meme

>>54930431
Go away already, Pissphone

>>54930415
>>54930469
>>54930487
o i am laffin

>>54929936
>says free special gift
>the egg costs extra
Chinked again

>>54930431
>11 dollars in the toilet
Oh the iron E.

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>>54930469
>>54930487
BUT WHO WAS >>54930109 ??

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>>54928749
he looks like the weird psychic kid from Akira

>>54930289
Alri Cory haha

Seriously though.

Shark cards are good according to all of you, but it's a chink product either way. I don't have anything against chink products, obviously, as I have bought plenty in the past.

However, if you're going to use the sdcard on your phone and store pictures or stuff you don't want to lose, why wouldn't you spend a bit more money and get a sdcard from a more reputable brand, such as SanDisk, Samsung, or so? They /should/ be more reliable and they're barely a few euros/$ more expensive.

Don't get me wrong, I do love saving a bit of money everytime... I don't know about you, but I'd prefer doing the later...

>>54930497
damn nigga, is mizxa paying you to shill for them? Say anything negative about meme sharks and you're there calling them pissphones.

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>>54930515
ayy

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Just purchased this, a gym bag and a "grid it" using the Ali app on my redmi note 3.

I'm feeling memed.

Will review when they arrive.
Xx

>>54930585
DELETE THIS

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>>54930566
My mum said it looks like something a Gaylord would carry, but Im 27, so I do what I want.

>>54930308
eh, i prefer the black one
>>54930327
tf is a somake

>>54930648
BM-800 needs phantom power in order to sound great, some anons are using a chinky $2 external usb soundcard to do that.

Has anyone found decent compactflash cards? My English was not good enough to buy some at yashow

>>54930603
>he actually did

>>54929315
How do you program it? Do they send a program with it or what?

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>>54930375
Eso es todo mi chingon

>>54930549
Fuck durability and warranty, it's all about le cool sharkz design!

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>>54930709
Yes. They send you the program on a mini CD. The interface is very straightforward and looks a bit like pic related. However, I couldn't get it to see the fan in WINE to write to it so I had to boot to Windows.

>>54930764
Did you try mounting the fan?

>>54930764
Oh that's pretty cool. Useless, but cool.

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>>54929845
>Wait a fucking second
>AliExpress doesn't take PayPal?
>fucking DROPPED

> Thinking alipay isn't secure

>>54926598

>Rx glasses

Never heard of this brand, is it any good?

>>54928749
>>54930857
Fuck off Ali shill, jesus fuck there's nothing wrong with using either site but god damn you're annoying.

>>54930764
If wine has the lower level windows usb stuff implemented you need to be root on linux to read/write to usb devs.

>>54930802
How do I do that?

>>54930943
how can you shill Ali when it's a marketplace like eBay?

>>54930412
My original userstyle - https://userstyles.org/styles/115897/shorter-tabs-and-menu-bars-for-firefox-australis

Set yes on smaller margins

>>54930956
http://portals.aliexpress.com

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>>54930954
>How do I mount things in linux
Why are you using linux

>>54930549
Anon, the sharks don't use some kind of unique chip that is less reliable than SanDisk's or Samsung's or Kingston's. They use the same chips and controllers used by the more reputable brands, there is literally only a handful of OEM producers of flash memory parts:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_flash_memory_controller_manufacturers
The only real advantage Kingston and Samsung have over MIXZA is the warranty, I suppose. It's likely easier for many people to warranty ship to the more famous brands than it is back to China. But if you have to use that, you've already lost the data, pretty much.
Otherwise it's the Luxottica scam on a smaller scale, where companies just mark up their products considerably higher than they should be, especially in Europe.

>>54927824

Mazdaspeed 6 owner here.

After about two weeks in summer CDs normally eat shit and don't work properly. Either using Verbatim or TDK brand CDs.

>>54930954
You can only mount block devices and I'm pretty sure that fan isn't one because it would be really dumb.

It's likely a HID device and you can't mount those.

>>54930645
She's right you utter weapon

Should I go for a shoulder bag or backpack? Needs to have room for a 17 inch laptop and paperwork.

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I wish there was some kind script that could take you to a random page on aliexpress. I bet there's a lot of cool stuff that I've never found before.

Is gearbest a trustworthy site?

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>tfw your new Mi5 may get here today but I don't have nano SIM cards to put in it

Will give me some time to install a custom ROM though.

>>54930993
I'm intimately familiar with mounting shit in Linux jackass, I assumed the guy I was replying to was referring to something WINE-specific. I don't use WINE very much so I have basically no clue how to do anything in it beyond starting MS Office.

>>54931038
thats not a bad idea

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>>54931036
>you utter weapon

>>54931028
it is indeed an HID device. In Windows it shows up in the Device Manager thing as an HID-compliant mouse for some reason.

>>54928307

For maximum geekiness

http://www.doshbrand.com/australia/index.php/alloy.html

>>54931055
>I'm dumb
lol

>>54930318
It's a scam. Just paypal dispute if they refuse to refund

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>>54931072
FOY

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>>54931085
>$135 AUD

Dear anons,

I need a decent bag for school.

I don't want to pay an arse tonne of money and get some bag from a branded company that breaks within a year.

For example, I bought a 30l bag a few years ago that was some brad (can't remember) that broke within 2 months.

Is there any bag for school and shit that you'd recommend?

>>54928839
Would gearbest fully refund you solely because they send you a fake tracking number?
No?
Fuck off.

>>54931137

A bit pricey, but they're good quality. Got the embossed one, has lasted me 3-4 years. And yes I'm aware it isn't chink chit.

Waiting on mine to ship.

>>54931087
Here's your (you)

>>54931184
Thanks ;)

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op stop having sex with your extensive collection of mitu dollies and make a new thread please

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What are you lads waiting for?

>>54930645
to be honest that was my first thought when i clicked on your pic

>>54930968
Only makes the tabs smaller.
I guess it's kinda wonky with Classic Theme Restorer
Either way, thanks a lot for sharing!

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>>54931257
On it! Making a new thread that is, I don't even have a extensive collection of Mitu dollies (or any other Mitu merch for that matter.)

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>>54931324
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

>>54931166
As if they'd send a fake tracking number in the first place.

>>54931335
>he doesnt know about the sky56 meme

>>54931335

Some AliExpress sellers do.

When I ordered the RNP3 for my other half and associated accessories one of the tracking numbers was "incorrect" - as in I bet they have a placeholder tracking number for orders that aren't going to meet the processing time cut-off.

Got the same issue now with ordering my Mi5 - the seller who is shipping the case and tempered glass protector swears they gave us the right tracking number but it hasn't shown any tracking details in over a week.

>>54931382
>He has a other half
Reeeeee.....

>>54931487
Sorry meant my mum haha

>>54931382
I was talking about Gearbest and not Ali, which kind of sucks that chinks would try and send out fake tracking numbers but still nice to know that Ali has your back when and if that happens.

I never paid for tracking numbers on GB. But got one anyways.
I just click on Auto.

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>>54925935
The cup warmer reeks of burnt plastic as soon as you take it out the pack, using it doesn't make it smell any worse though.

Any ausfags looking for a good quality, and more local, micro USB cable should look up tikbro on eBay. Been using a 1m and 3m cable from them for ~2 years now and I'm very satisfied.

1m is 24awg, and 3m is 22awg, they also have 2m too.

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>>54926271
Don't worry anon.
It is, and will be forever love.

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>>54931331
No really, outside of Pistons 3s, a Powerbank I don't own much Xiaomeme products.

I did recently order their new bluetooth speaker, kind of want one of those Mitu screencleaning keychains though.

Anyways, new thread can be found here
>>54931577
>>54931577
>>54931577
>>54931577

>>54931054
what app is that?

>>54930294
Do not worry lad, I have the a battery bank like that. I have it since last week and no housefire yet.

sidenote: the orange looks coloured one looks awesome irl

Pretty sure the whole house fire thing is a meme created a few american's who think merica makes quality.

shit comes from all parts of the world, and if your house burns down they can't sell you more shit.

>>54932410
>He thinks it's a meme
http://www.komando.com/happening-now/347110/hoverboard-fire-burns-down-1-million-mansion-photos
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/hoverboard-blows-up-like-a-bomb-and-burns-down-house-in-latest-accident-caused-by-exploding-self-a6719216.html

>>54930928
Rx (℞) is a medical prescription symbol and not a brand friend

Are there any decent PBT key caps for Cherry switches on ali?
I want to replace the ugly as sin keycaps on my quickfire rapid