/csg/ Chink Shit General

first for xiaomemes

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anime

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Here's the EVOD puff for the anon who was wondering. Will post my Kanger next for comparison

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What is /csg/ waiting for in the mail? Currently waiting for this shit from gaybeast.

>>54897473
fuck awoo

>>54897523
>slingshot, yo yo ball, snes

are you like a 40 year old having a midlife crisis

>>54897523
Oh that reminds me, any good place to get those Buffalo SNES controllers? They're chink, aren't they? Amazon is sort of pricy and so far I've only seen them on the Ebays for acceptable prices, oddly from mostly Japanese sellers.

is the james donkey actually good for vidya? I kind of need a new mouse

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>>54897513
dammit, i got the two mixed up. sorry anons

>>54897523
>gay glasses
>yoyo
>slingshot
Nigga you fo real?

>>54897513
>>54897568
Can't see the first webm because Moto G a shit, but (as an uneducated guy looking at the EVOD as a first vape) it seems fine. What do you think? How's the juice?

>>54897523
Things to max out my T420 memepad
>1600x900 HD+ screen
>HD+ cable
>usb3.0 ExpressCard
>2x 8gb ddr3l ram sticks

>>54897568
>>54897513
cute
post feet

>>54897564
No.

>>54897646
The EVOD will definitely provide decent, if not incredible experience IMO. You can definitely get a nic fix off of it. Overall super impressed for something that was legit $4.

The juice is actually pretty delicious. I haven't finished the tank in my kanger so I haven't gotten to try it in that, but I definitely like the flavor so far.

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>>54897523
Mine. I got chinked pretty hard out of like $4-5, my goodboy points softened the blow a little bit at least.

I ordered last Saturday when Sharks were out of stock and got monkeys instead...boom the Sharks come back up a few days later for $2 cheaper. Both the powerbank/USB fan become 40 cents cheaper as well. It kinda pisses me off.

>>54897692
That's a shame. Are there any chink mice with quality sensors, or do I have to go to the gaming jews?

>>54897707
Good shit, thanks based anon. They're so cheap I'll probably buy two so I can have more than one flavor without having to empty the tank. One last question, how long do you think that 20ml bottle will last you?

>>54897758
It depends on how much you vape. For me, it'll last me at least two weeks, and I find myself puffing on it quite often. I would imagine that the EVOD would suck down less juice so YMMV.

>>54897568
Dat boi can suckk

>>54897843
Cheers, I'll definitely buy one now.

>>54897568
are you white?

>>54897887
No, mixed. Why do you think I bought the grape flavor?

>>54897904
I was gonna ask that in the other thread when you said grape but i thought it would be inappropriate

seems Gearbest will literally pay you to shill for them
http://www.gearbest.com/about/make-money.html

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Reseller here. MP3s arrived.

Both under $2, very good for the price. Square one has a clip, the car doesn't. Car has an mp3 though.

Sound quality for electronic and trance music is great, a little flat for rock and metal though. They take a micro SD card for music, up to 32GB. Tested with a 4gb class 6 I got off eBay a couple of years ago.

Keeping a red square one for myself.

Fuck ruizu, fuck flak, these cheap pieces of shit are plenty for me.

>>54898021
Car has a radio though*
Fm radio. Poor signal indoors though.

>>54898002
http://portals.aliexpress.com

>>54897286
>mouse pad
I don't like seeing the wear on the table and the mouse. You notice this stuff over time. It makes less noise and it feels like the mouse is more responsive since my wood surface is a bit shiny.

If you don't like using one, just keep carrying on like a barbarian.

>>54898021
>No screen
Droooooooooooooooooooooped

Although, Ruizu was a garbage ass meme to begin with. You can use a cheap $20 android phone as a MP3 player, which has a better full color screen, supports more formats, and much faster UI

>>54898092
>You can use a cheap $20 android phone as a MP3 player,
>touch screen navigation
>carrying and charging two phones
>stuttering and unresponsive because it runs android and it's underpowered as fuck
jesus christ what a shitty meme

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>>54898092
The ones with the screen have horrible build quality.

Fuck that shit.

>>54898179
I used to use a Sony Ericsson Xperia X10i until I got this.

It worked fine, songs didn't skip at all on Android jellybean and play music, even though it only had 256MB ram and a shitty 1ghz single core cpu.

>>54898179
>touch screen navigation
Touchscreens shit all over buttons when it comes to music playing. I really hope you're not trying to argue otherwise. You can easily search for songs, skim through them, etc. Much quicker and better. I used to use a button MP3 player up until like 2 years ago so I know.

>carrying and charging two phones
I assumed he wanted a separate device for playing MP3s, that's why I mentioned a cheap phone. Most regular people would just use their regular phone for everything.

>stuttering and unresponsive because it runs android and it's underpowered as fuck
I've owned a ton of different android devices over the years and none of them had issues when it came to music. They were terrible in other aspects, sure, but music is usually solid.

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>>54898258

why the fuck does anyone have any mp3 players still0? is this 1994? just use your phone?

>>54898333
same reason people keep buying SD cards, they are so far behind the curve they might as well be buying DVDs at wallmart.

>>54898333
>just use your phone
No parametric EQ.

>>54898333
What's wrong with MP3 players?

>>54898368
What's wrong with DVDs?

>>54897707
Thanks for the review boss, not sure if you have posted it already but, link?

>>54898333
Because I still love MP3 player tech. This was my first MP3 player, it was a brick and a dog to look at but I miss it constantly. There's something comfy about a dedicated MP3 player that phones can't replicate. Plus I hate using my phone in the gym because I'm trying to focus, not sit around catching up with shitposting or friends, so it works out well for that. Plus a lot of them have 80+ listening time and sometimes I'm travelling for long periods without access to electricity. I'd rather not kill my phone listening to music so I just use something else.

>>54898441
http://www.gearbest.com/starter-kits/pp_279682.html

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>>54898460
Forgot pic

So what's the deal with sky56? Some anons were saying it was just fake/placebo tracking a few threads ago

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USPS ran over my CREE flashlight. I am disappoint.

>>54898532
mine arrived semi - broken

they are shoddily constructed and I wish anons would stop falling for them

same story with the Shark SD Cards. they seem great in theory but they stop reading correctly after a few weeks

wake up people

>>54898525
Never tried it, but 17track has been solid and informative. I don't see a reason to use anything else

>>54898532
lmao

>>54898532
...just an apology? Wow.

>>54898532
wait so they broke your shit and sent it with a "we're sorry" letter? lol, but they didnt pay for it?

>>54898563
Sometimes the tracking number only works on sky56

>>54898532
CHINKED

>>54898580
>>54898569
>>54898566
>>54898532

He'd probably get some kind of compensation by calling customer service. They're just hoping he's an idiot and doesn't do that by making an apology letter.

>>54897568
It's still my opinion that EVODs are on the edge of not shit. As somebody who has used ecigs on and off since 2008.

As a system they were probbaly the first reasonable kit for people who wouldn't consider themselves enthusiasts. Early systems either required a lot of fiddling, or constantly replacing pre filled cartridges that weren't cost-effective.

They offered a good enough experience that most people willing to try them out found them good enough to use as a smoking cessation tool, but most people (including myself) still felt it was a lesser replacement to smoking.

The batteries are shit, require a proprietary charger, and since this 4 dollar piece is likely a clone may lack the protection circuitry to prevent the unit from overcharging which poses a safety risk. Don't expect to get more than a quarter through the day with one. They lacked some oomph that a real cigarette gave, even if it could deliver the nicotine you craved. The atomizers flood frequently, and use a silica wicking material that some people question the safety of.

These newer starter kits are leaps and bounds above evods not just in how they hit. Batteries can last you close to a day, they keep the charging circuitry in the unit, and can be safely charged using a standard microUSB charging cable . Please, if you're interested in getting something to get off cigs, look at some of the newer kits. You can get some awesome stuff in the 20 dollar range... But if you just want a mouth fedora I guess it's sufficient.

>>54898560
Chink microsds have been good in my experience

I bought a no name 8gb off DX back in 2010 and used it HEAVILY, originally for a Nintendo DS flash cart, then for various android phones and even randomly as a ghetto thumbdrive.

It only started to show signs of death a few months ago(random corruption, slow reading)..before I lost it. ;_;

>>54898560
My shark still works >>54877097

>>54898616
>since this 4 dollar piece is likely a clone may lack the protection circuitry to prevent the unit from overcharging which poses a safety risk

I'm definitely cautious about charging it. Wouldn't leave it unattended.

I have a far better vape as you saw in the first webm so I'll probably sell or give it away. Definitely nice for $4 though and far better than the blu stuff you get from the gas station imo

how would I start with buying bulk from China and selling it in the US? I would sell stuff on Craigslist, to other people I know, and possibly through ebay

>>54898333
Because if anything happens to my phone, I still have my portable music player and vice versa. If my mp3 player breaks or is lost or stolen, I still have my GPS, my camera, my camcorder, my calculator, my voice recorder, ect. Why do people insist on being so reliant on a single device that you have to protect with your life just to get through the day?

>>54898740
>protect with your life just to get through the day?
we dont live in Chicago in summer

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>>54898560
my shark cards still work but the paint is starting to chip

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>>54898665
Eh, CE4, EVOD, EGO, kits are your standard "Gas station" ecig now. It's rare to ever see your blucigs or your njoys sell.

But yes, they're still leaps and bounds better then them. If you give it away to somebody who is attempting to get into vaping. Just make sure to let them know that their are much better options if it doesn't satisfy them.

Photo: The KR808D, probbaly my favorite of the old generation kits. Cartomizers were fucking great, even if they weren't exactly cost effective.

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>>54898608
>>54898580
>>54898569
>>54898566
>>54898532
The worst thing about it? This didn't come from China, it came from Ontario, CA and was being shipped to Santa Cruz, CA. Front for proof.
I ordered it while I waited for my gold SkyWolfChinkEye flashlights to arrive from China. Those came safe and sound

>>54898830
So are you going to try and get some compensation?

So how much should you spend on sunglasses?

$10? $20?

I'm worried about quality, are the more expensive ones always better or do you get chinked by overpriced sellers if you pick the expensive ones?

Also any good stores?

>>54898898
The 10$ ones are usually okay, but the 20$ ones are 1:1.

What are some decent CDMA compatible chink phones?

is this controller decent? I like the shape
http://www.gearbest.com/video-game/pp_167775.html

>>54898870
Flashlight was $5. Not really worth the fight.
I'm working with the seller, they're going to send me another flashlight.

>>54898936
>CDMA
lel no one uses cdmaids and the imperial system aside from the US

which site is selling gentle typhoons?

where do i get fake LUXURY ROLEX WATCH

>>54898898
wouldn't trust chinese sunglasses, probably don't have any UV protection

>>54899048
If troll, stop
If not, refer to the wiki

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Im probably gonna get a 20$ gaybest refund because the 2 month deadline is tomorrow and my package still havent arrived.

What should I buy with the goodboy wallet money?

>>54899063
>You can, actually; it depends on the glass.

you trust chink glass? kek

>>54899082
the new memepistons

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>>54899003
I really wish the US would transition everything over, but it's just never going to happen.

>>54899097
already have hybrids, dont think I need them.

>>54899113
What a silly thing to say >>54892276 >>54892109

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>>54899048
good goy

>>54899144
which ones do you recommend for running

>>54899094
Keep believing Jewxottica or educate yourself. Nobody is talking about 1 dollar glasses here, but it doesn't cost much to put in proper UV coating in 10-30 USD shades. They literally sell the same glasses, just one is marked up by 300% due to Luxottica's monopoly in the glasses industry.

>>54899159
I don't listen to music while walking/running so I have no idea.

I havent used GB since that huge fiasco where they removed points. How do people get enough points for discounts now? Just keep buying shit from them?

>>54899197
Your loss then

>>54899159
KZ-ATEs

>>54899248
there's like 100 sellers on Ali, are they all essentially the same? sorry, new to buying shit off this

>>54899263
>>54899263
Think of Aliexpress like Ebay. Lots of sellers selling their shit on one central marketplace website where Aliexpress has customer support to ensure they dont run off with your cash and protect you.

http://www.banggood.com/MXQ-Pro-IPTV-1-Year-700-Plus-Channels-NeoTV-TV-Box-Android-Mini-PC-p-1055127.html?utmid=728

Can anyone explain how this shit can get so many channels for a 1 year cost? Is it some restreaming piracy with shitty quality?

Dont think I would care because my parents fucking hate their expensive ass cable and they just wanna watch the spanish channels, but how does this work? is it some shady chinkery?

>>54899263
The ones with more orders and higher ratings are preferable, but yes, generally. Look at order amounts and ratings - medals, diamonds, crowns. It's really not too different from Ebay. Also, the chink sellers won't get your credit card details when you order, it goes through Alipay which is basically Paypal

>>54899248
>>54899263
There's an S version of ATEs which has memory wire. Just throwing that out there.

I'm looking for a powerful flashlight that can run off either AA or AAA batteries (till I can get a proper battery as i doubt it will come with one or that I should even trust one from ali), Anyone got experiance with them from these places?

I want to replace a spotlight flashlight because my wrists are going to shit and something that is 15-25lbs kind of fucks with my wrist.

I got a few cree led based ultrafires a while back from amazon, and they are amazing for the price, but I would love to get something a bit stronger then these for outdoor use.

>>54897427
what are some cool shit i can buy? i need some good sunglasses, a cool knife, flashlight, other things. but show me something actually useful

>>54899380
Yeah, that's why I suggested it over the s-less version. I suppose that's better for running, isn't it?

>>54899418
chinking the chink eh

>>54899220
I have a hack that gets me 200 points everyday

>>54899429

>tfw you'll never learn how to chink the chink

>>54898430
>What's wrong with MP3 players?
phones
>What's wrong with DVDs?
torrents
Welcome to 2000+16!

What's the difference between tracking numbers from China Post starting with RS and the ones starting with RF?

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What are the actual risks of this thing? Thinking of getting one for my wife's son but she'd kill me if his legs exploded or something

>>54899498
It seems they just use a few different ones, likely due to the sheer number of packages. I have had RS, RH, RF

>>54899520
Toxic materials and toxic paint

>>54898740
Yeah but having more things to juggle and keep track of also makes it more likely you'll lose one of them. A double-edged sword, senpai.

>>54899520
just buy it at walmart, its cheaper there too like holy fuck you guys would buy your house from china if you could

>>54899520
>wife's son

anon I...

>>54899557
oh okay thanks senpai

>>54899566
hard times m8, gotta pinch every penny

>>54899520
nice meme

back to /pol/

>>54897427
Just ordered this http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/TEVISE-3ATM-Skeleton-Auto-Self-Wind-Mechanical-Luminous-Mens-Wrist-Watch-BLK-/131675694594?nav=SEARCH&redirect=mobile
It looks pretty good.

>>54899520
Cant be more dangerous compared to those cheap chink segway clones that catch fire from faulty batteries

what's been your best chink buy that you use every day pham?

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>>54899641
>eBay

Get ready to get Chinked

>>54899660
i use my shark card in my n3ds

>>54899629
WALMART

IS

FUCKING

CHEAPER

>>54899660
Chink GF

>>54899453
show me a phone that has 80 hours of listening time on a full charge and a sound chip that isn't garbage I won't be locked into a contract for 2 years paying off at a huge monthly direct debit.

Anybody who says MP3 players being obsolete guaranteed has a music collection less than 1tb and doesn't even like music.

>>54899675
Theyre so bad as sex tho holy shit

>>54899696
But it's cheap

>>54899676
iphone

>>54899660
All my everyday carry things are from Aliexpress, even my wallet.

>>54899709
Could yours even suck penis? Mine was so defective, I think its mouth was too small

>>54899660
Inflictor keyboard, I guess

I'm typing on it as we speak

>>54899715
>iPhone
>one of the few phones left with no expandable memory
>the top memory models are massively expensive on a monthly contract and to buy outright

iPhones are the worst for music, ironically you're better off getting a 120gb iPod classic if you want to go Apple for music.

>>54899743
160gb*

>>54899730
You gotta keep trying until it fits you anon

>>54899743
>>the top memory models are massively expensive on a monthly contract and to buy outright

mine was like 100 bucks and has worked for years and years, i dropped it in the toilet completely submerged and it still works 100% nothing wrong with it

and I just put whatever Im going to listen to for the month on the phone, its not like im going to need more than 32 GBs of music in a daywhen you literally cant listen to all the songs in a day

>>54899774
>100% nothing wrong with it
except that it's an iphone

>>54899743
Don't forget the recent scandal when apple started deleting peoples music.

>>54899783
It has everything I need and out performs every other phone and mp3 device, cuckboy

>b-b-b-but no expandable memory!!

topkek, like your fucboi ass is gonna listen to 120gbs worth of music in a week (not possible, fucboi)

>>54899799
who says they'll listen to it in a week, a lot of people like having a chunk of their collection on them at all times like their all-time favourites, discographies, flac files, big collections like stand-up collections (my stand-up album folder alone is 320gb). Not all of us are supreme casuals who tune into the latest /mu/ flavour of the month albums then delete them after one listen never to be listened to again. Having expandable memory has no downsides and Apple looks retarded for dodging it for so long especially because so many people go for the 16gb models and run up against the fact they have like 7gb to work with.

t. Apple customer support once upon a time telling people there's nothing we can do about their phones running out of memory after a week

>>54899799
>(not possible, fucboi
Not if it's FLAC™ you faggoty ass poofta!

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>>54899799
I listen to FLAC only

>>54899799
>It has everything I need
Normies only need something that plays mp3 files and that's it, even those $2 mp3 players would work for that.

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>>54891291
Hey, I made one of those last week out of chink shit, didn't feel like waiting 2-3 weeks for shit to arrive.
>battery pack
>clip from chink torch
>those little single board usb lights
>Made a usb cable with chink jacks and chink paracord
>cardboard eye shield

Bought some warm white leds though.

>>54899839>>54899831

iPhone doesnt support flac so I dont have that problem of room, checkmate, atheist :)
>>54899831
then dont get the 16gb model? lol
>>54899865
yeah but normies are gonna have a phone anyways which brings back to the normal point mp3 is obsolete

>>54899743
>one of the few phones left with no expandable memory
You mean one of the first major phones with no expandable memory, senpai. With Samsung and other Android makers following the trend. I went for a LG as my new phone due to them still offering expandable memory and removable batteries, when most other flagships abandoned it, on top of just being a very good phone.

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Should I get a jinhao fountain pen??

>>54899799
>outperforms every other phone and mp3 device

MY CPU CAN PLAY MP3s BETTER THAN YOURS
HURRRRRRRRR

>>54899917
Well the guy brought up soundchips, which is why i said that, cuckboi

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>>54899799
>When cucks don't even realise they're cucks

>>54899914
yes. pick up a variety of Cheap Hero pens too.

Buy decent ink though.
Noodlers is good.

>>54899937
Says the cuck who spends all his money on additional memory, to put his FLAC songs, and then listen to them with cheap chink earbuds

tell me how that works for you

do you not see the problem with this KEK

>>54899944
Thanks, pal.

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>>54899914
yes, dont forget the 50 refills for 1.65$

>>54899960
>$15
>>all his money
well, it works great

>>54899933
No one cares. Ios is so shit you need an apple A9 to play MP3 files smoothly, fuckboi.

>>54899960
>>54899937

>>54899904
>being proud your phone doesn't support lossless high quality audio that a $2 MP3 player can support
lmao
>then don't get the 16gb model :^)
A lot of people tend to buy iPhones (and Apple stuff in general) to show off or impress girls/fit in. They barely understand what a gigabyte is. The amount of times I had Apple customers demand to speak to my manager because their 16gb iPhone ran out of memory after installing Instagram was insane. What is a manager going to do, magic in some extra memory? Expandable memory would solve this.
>normies phones
yes normies will have phones but people on this board don't tend to be traditional normies, we actually understand the specs of our phones, do deep autistic research, care about file types and audio quality while looking for the best bang for buck. That's why you're in a chink shit thread presumably. Chink shit phones outperform iPhones 9/10 in screen resolution, specs and the features they have so I don't know why you're still convinced your iPhone is some god tier device. I still use a Korean mp3 player because it has a top tier soundchip with a pair of good headphones, it sounds miles better than any phone, even iPhones.

>>54899901
neato
Yours looks [spoiler]comfy[/spoiler]

>>54900000
>quints wasted on a guy who keeps misusing "memory"

>>54899904
>mp3 is obsolete
Exactly.

The only acceptable formats in 2016 are Opus for lossy and FLAC for lossless.

>>54900000
>A lot of people tend to buy iPhones (and Apple stuff in general) to show off or impress girls/fit in. They barely understand what a gigabyte is. The amount of times I had Apple customers demand to speak to my manager because their 16gb iPhone ran out of memory after installing Instagram was insane. What is a manager going to do, magic in some extra memory? Expandable memory would solve this.

cool but irrelevant

> chink shit phones outperform iphones.. specs

...like?

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BASED XIAOMI

>>54900078
wew lad

>>54900089
Low brightness though. Usually work brightness at 30% I get ~ 10 hours.

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it's become clear over the last few days gaybeast has infected the CSG with shills.

Why do summerfags nofmie infecting /csg/?
I thought this place is safe.

>>54900055

>>54900078

>>54900159
People using a popular enough website and telling about their experience =/= shilling.
I have had 7 successful orders from Gheibeasto in a short span and I've generally been pleased enough, though the fact that they marked items that were out of as stock as available is sort of annoying for sure. Also the customer service could be better and they take their merry time with refunds. Shipping time has been great, but packages are prone to getting a bit beat up during shipping, though I've been lucky to avoid significant damage. Also paying for tracking turns out to be a waste of money, because you get a tracking number anyways, so yeah that's sort of scummy.

Could be better, could be worse - they're just one of the websites I use, along with Ebay, Amazon, Aliexpress, Fasttech, Massdrop and other smaller and larger stores.

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>>54899960
>16gb - $1080
>64gb - $1230
>128gb - $1380

Yeah, okay son.

>>54900267
>A$

>>54899676
>Anybody who says MP3 players being obsolete guaranteed has a music collection less than 1tb and doesn't even like music.

> having 1tb of music not in flac

>>54900286
>redmi note 3 SD edition
>A$220

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>>54900286
>Applefags getting cucked all over the world

>>54900267
goddamn I could get like 10 64GB sharks for the 150$ difference on each model.

>>54900316
or you can stop being a dumbfuck and buy last years model used off someone for 100 bucks and have a quality phone that will last you forever :)

>>54900267
>a 128gb shark micro sd card is $31 US and a chink phone with 1080p screen and incredible battery life rarely breaks $220
>apple want hundreds for putting some storage on their overpriced normiephones
>normies dropping the price of a godly PC rig on a phone they inevitably break, lose or have stolen within a year

>>54900330
You're not a very good troll, are you?

>>54900337
>chink phone.. rarely breaks
>iphone.. inevitably break


you're seriously mentally fucking retarded

your 128gb shark micro will break in a month and you chink phone will break next month

iphones literally never fucking break,

>>54900330
Nice goalpost moving.

>>54900318
It's funny because apple is a premium brand that caters to poorfags to make them look less poor

>>54900337

but IOS

>>54900342
I bought mine for 100 bucks off some random girl cause she wanted the new iphone that came out lol

so no, not trolling, you seem mad though

>>54900356
>he's never heard of oukitel
So fucking keen for k6000 premium.

>>54900361
>premium brand that caters to poorfags to make them look less poor

poor people usually aren't that bright, and usually due to shitty jobs can't do research on quality stuff, so they settle for what everyone else has and what the clerk at the cellphone hut tells them.

It makes sense.

>>54900358
never moved it, i stated in my first post i got my iphone for a 100 bucks, dropped it in a toilet, still works years later, etc

youre the one trying to fumble around trying to find something wrong with my phone that just isnt there

ill give you the FLAC thing but desu, you guys are not hearing the quality of flac with your chink earphones lol, so point is moot

>buying used goods
>eating other people shit
nice fetish

>>54900376
>paying 200 dollars for a chink phone that will break in 4 weeks

i meanafter ten months you could have the newest iphone with all the new phones youd buy to replace your broken chink phone lol

>>54900397
no instead you buy some chink phone that was assembled and soldered by a 5 year old chink, using his literal own fecal matter as flux

so no, you're literally basically holding a brick of shit whenever you use your chink phone

>>54900431
why so mad senpai

>>54900402
Why would it break? Everyone knows the most fragile phones are iPhone and samsungs.

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>>54899960
god the fucking high school summerfags are here already.

Why cant the rest of the world have authoritarian summer schools like the chinks have for their kids.

>>54900330
>iPhones last forever

iPhone 3 and 4 are already unuseably slow in 2016 thanks to the Apple software updates giving them planned obsolesence over time. Yet my gen 1 Moto G is still going strong and hasn't slowed down one iota running the latest version of Android without a hitch.

>>54900356
I see way more people with smashed iPhone screens around the place. Saying iPhones are indestructible, last forever, outperform all other phones and run on pure magic is total retardation senpai, you've swallowed that Californian cum hard. Again, worked in Apple customer support a few years ago and if anything iPhones have more problems than your average Android phone thanks to all the locked down shit in there you can't easily solve.

>>54900389
BUT I GOTS IT FOR $100 LOOOOLL

as if we can all run out and get whatever we want for $100 so that makes iPhones better. Why are you in here boasting about being a cheap fag who got some used phone, any of us could go out and get a phone off a crack whore, doesn't make the hardware any better. Also if your $100 iPhone breaks then you're SOL and have to go back to hunting down crack whores again while we can just buy another affordable chink phone because by that point a better model is out since chinks don't wait to innovate.

>>54900431
Got bad news for you if you think iPhones weren't assembled by the same 5 year old chinks that every other phone is assembled by. Do you actually think iPhones are assembled with love and care by high paid white people in a first world country? Apple if anything has the worst history of human rights abuses. Nice try though.

>>54900451
ive dropped my iphone probably 4 times everyday for years and years

dropped it in a toilet filled with piss and scooped it out

nothing has ever gone wrong it it ever
i refuse to believe iphones are fragile

why do i browse these threads? to laugh at you fucking morons getting CHINKED every single day, losing all your precious data that you stored on your shark card that died 3 weeks after purchase

same for your phones

saying iphones are fragile in comparison to gearbest shit is laughable

Guys, can u not

>>54900389
No, that was my first post. You moved the goalposts when you claimed that an iPhone has the best price/quality ratio, when a new one costs way too much in comparison to its offerings, so you have to basically resort to an older model. Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you. I use older models for years.

I'm glad you like your phone, though I personally wouldn't use an iPhone due its restrictions on a lot of things. And I don't want to mess with iTunes and shit to get my music working, when I can pop in a 64 gig SD card with 20 gigs of ogg music and still have 40 gigs free for more music, video and photos. I guess I like the sturdiness of iphones, though I doubt they're indestructible.

Also the soundchip is too weak for flac on most phones. I use ogg cause I managed to get more music with less space taken and less compression used unlike mp3. They were self converted from flacs, though.

>>54900474
You're lying.

Next time try to make it more believable.

GG anon.

>>54900474
>losing all your precious data that you stored on your shark card that died 3 weeks after purchase
Literally never happened.

>>54900474
>using pissed phone
welp i guess it can't be helped if it's your fetish

>going out of way browsing an obscure thread in 4chan just to justify himself using a cheap ass used goods pissed phone

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>>54900431
You sure are mad. Where do you think your iphone comes from?

>>54900467
Im a university graduate

how old are you again? Thats what I thought, time for bed, child

>>54900470
>iPhone 3 and 4 are already unuseably slow in 2016 thanks to the Apple software updates giving them planned obsolesence over time. Y

literally and objectively false

nice try though, next time you might wanna try that on someone who doesnt actually own the phone youre talking about lol

>I see way more people with smashed iPhone screens around the plac
because there are more phones than any other fucking phone you moronic fucking piece of retarded trash

put a good case, it will never get smashed

>BUT I GOTS IT FOR $100

you were saying how unafforadable they were and i stated an objective fact, no need to get so mad cause apple fired you for being a moron lol
and dont worry, my phne wont break because its an iphone lol

>Got bad news for you if you think iPhones weren't assembled by the same 5 year old chinks that every other phone is assembled by.

they have to abide by some industry standards, and you know, making sure their shit doesnt have chemicals and toxins that will kill you like your chink phone has lol

I dont care about human rights abuses, my argument was more about the fact that iphone doesnt use fecal matter as flux, like your cheap chink phones do

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>>54900474
>Break iphone
>Can't get your data back
>Break any other phone
>Just take the sd card out

>>54900524
im pretty sure i can find a post in this thread that had that happen
its in every thread lol

>>54900517
Im not though
take your tinfoil hat off, its about time

>>54900532
its my own piss and for the record i do like rimming girls ;)

>>54900534
I dont care about human rights, see my other post

>>54900470
>Got bad news for you if you think iPhones weren't assembled by the same 5 year old chinks that every other phone is assembled by. Do you actually think iPhones are assembled with love and care by high paid white people in a first world country? Apple if anything has the worst history of human rights abuses. Nice try though.
This. Foxconn, the assembly plant Apple contracts, has a history of suicides, work accidents and other wonderful human rights abuse.

>>54900554
I dont have to worry about breaking my phone cause my phone doesnt break

of course a constant worry with your chink phone

>be you
>oh no, my chink phone of 4 weeks broke!
>no need, i shall just remove my trust worthy shark card and put it in my new phone... whats that? my shark card ALSO broke! muh precious datas noooooooooo, if only i had apples backupsoftware of my data on itunes!

>>54900555
>I'm pretty sure I can find one
Please do.

>>54900562
>history of suicides
so does every fucking company

who cares

>>54900555
>im pretty sure i can find a post in this thread that had that happen
>its in every thread lol
Please post one of each thread I'm waiting.

Also please post your piss-stained phone.

>>54900535
extremely funny autistic keyboard warrioring.

In the end we are buying phones from the same chinks with the exact same parts, the only difference is that you are getting jewed and cucked with 500$ from Apple.

>>54900592
Well it doesnt have piss or stains on it lol, it happened like a year or two ago
>>54900584
>>54900592

broken sharks was in last thread i guess

>>54900555
>im pretty sure i can find a post in this thread that had that happen
Oh, you mean the troll posts with absolutely no proof? Or the posts of people going "I CAN'T WAIT FOR SHARKS TO DIE!! WE'RE GON GET CHINKED SO HARD" (might as well be your posts, judging by your memery). Yeah, sure, nice "evidence". Sharks are a perfectly fine card for their price. Unlike Apple chargers and cables that break down and cost 30 euro.

>>54900613
>broken sharks was in last thread i guess
Then go into that thread and find it, if you're so adamant it's happening on such a massive scale.

>>54900535
>I'm a university graduate
in what, liberal arts? You sure type like a buttmad cuck who hangs around with girls with problematic glasses and $100 piss iPhones for sale.

>literally and objectively false
My friend got a used iPhone 3 and it took up to 20 seconds to load up the Facebook app. Also a ton of normie apps like Tinder etc weren't supported so he had to go and get a chink phone that he loves. Again, keep pulling shit out of your ass because you use a busted old iPhone 3 from a crack whore.

>you were saying how unafforadable they were and i stated an objective fact, no need to get so mad cause apple fired you for being a moron lol

We were talking about NEW models of iPhone and you came wading in with your barely functional piss covered crack whore used iPhone 3 as proof that iPhones can be affordable. Like no shit something used and old is cheaper than something new. But a NEW chink phone has better price/performance ratio than a NEW iPhone, we're not talking about used goods because prices aren't set for those.

>they have to abide by some industry standards, and you know, making sure their shit doesnt have chemicals and toxins that will kill you like your chink phone has lol

For a university graduate you sure don't follow the news, there was a whole documentary and massive outcry about Apple making people drill for resources in horrible conditions for fuck all money. Next to Nintendo they have some of the worst worker conditions for their phone assembly around. No electronics are made in nice conditions but saying Apple is magically following some higher standard is ignorant.

NO ONE IN THIS THREAD IS ON YOUR SIDE AND YOU HAVE NO PROOF FOR YOUR CLAIMS while we have proof for all of this, why are you still trying? For (You)s?

>>54900610
I destroyed you, bit by bit, with objective statements and now you strawman calling me a keyboard warrior? Take you shit phone and get the FUCK out of my thread

we know who won this argument (me)

tell me fucboi, if youre so confident your parts are the same as mine, then video tape yourself submerging your phone in the toilet (doesnt even have to be piss) for 3 seconds, and start using itand tell me it isnt broken

only then can you claim the parts are the same

>cucked with $500

100*

Is this "Chinese" shopping general OP trying to derail the thread?

>>54900613
That's in the archive. Shouldn't be difficult to find.

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I'm not sure if its been verified or not, however the RN3P does indeed WORK on T-Mobile's 4G LTE using Band 4 (Tested in SC)

>>54900613
there was no broken shark posts in the last thread, someone made a joke video saying he had a defective shark but it was this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koeUIGR84hk

hint: not defective

>>54900673
Shush, let him keep looking for it

>>54900655
Most likely

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>>54900055
CAN YOUR PISSY IPHONE DO THIS???
FUCKBOII IN THE PUSSY BUTTMAD XxoxX 1337 PUSSY SLAYER Xx

get a life. Pissing on your phone isn't an accomplishment to be proud of.

>>54900655
I heard Apple starting to use MS tactics and pay pajeets also

>>54900614
you can get aftermarket cables, 3 for 5 dollars, if your original cable breaks (mine hasnt, but i bought them anyways so i could have cables in my car and at work, inb4 battery meme)
>>54900614
>>54900631
>in what, liberal arts?
you will see about your sharks cucks, you will see, just wait a month, theyre still fairly new and not at their halflife yet

>>54900637
>in what, liberal arts?

The program that I got accepted into only usually accepts people with a 96% average or above in high school

Needless to say, it wasnt liberal arts

>iphone 3

I see we're down to only iphone 3's now, funny how that changed

i mean youre not forced to download the new firmware updates if they slow your phone down, which they dont anyways, as ive already stated

>We were talking about NEW models of iPhone

Maybe you were, I wasnt, you brought it up afterwards

you can get last years model used off some bimbo for 100 bucks, mint condition, runs fine, etc

you cant find used chink phones cause theyre broken after 1 month

fuck face

>here was a whole documentary

I dont care about human rights in China, ive already stated this
the toxins i talk about is the shit that I WILL be inhaling, which is regulated

your phones arent

>NO PROOF of your claims

exactly what outrageous claims have I made? That i dropped my phone in piss and it still works? sorry i wasnt video taping it at the time

kek

get btfo, youre assmad apple canned your ass for being incompetent

shit i would have too by the sounds of it

>>54900655
Stinky Chinky stepped up his derailing game.

>>54900734
I AM CHINESE AND I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE.

SAYONARA BITCH

>>54900673
>>54900683
man i am going to be laughing my ass off so badly when i start seeing theseshark posts, probably tomorrow, of them breaking

>>54900722
idk i would never run it on minimum brightness like youre doingcuckboi

Kek people are so mad its insane

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Should I ask for Multi language ROM or Official China+Eng rom?

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>/csg/ regulars like Comfy Tech Reviews is banned while a summerfag with a piss drenched iPhone is in here derailing all conversation for hours

What happened to this general?

>>54900781
He got banned? Avatarfagging?

Damn, will I get banned for being the reseller?

>you can get aftermarket cables, 3 for 5 dollars, if your original cable breaks (mine hasnt, but i bought them anyways so i could have cables in my car and at work, inb4 battery meme)
You mean chink third-party cables. Wow, it's as if Chinese shit isn't all defective and bad according to you.

>>54900733
>you will see about your sharks cucks, you will see, just wait a month, theyre still fairly new and not at their halflife yet

>JUST YOU WAIT
>I-I'LL SHOW YOU
>JUST W-WAIT ONE MORE MONTH
Fuck off, an anon has been using one since February, doing encrypted read-write constantly and it's going strong. Stop fucking moving goalposts.

>the toxins i talk about is the shit that I WILL be inhaling, which is regulated
>le toxic exploding phones meme
For the record, I use a gook phone myself, but I HIGHLY doubt any chinkphone excretes toxic fumes or explodes remotely. Seriously, anon. They gotta sell them somehow. We're not in the 90s anymore.

>>54900772
what site is that?

Ask for them to not flash anything to be sure, gearbest flashed my friends redmeme with 12 malwares and trojans.

>>54900798
except there are posts the sharks break, you just ignore them and claim theyre bait with no proof

so we will just have to wait for yours to break

>>54900807
It's a trustworthy site:
http://www.vickmall.com/
Many ausfags get their xiaomi phones from there as it's a bit faster and has some goodies. AFAIK they only either offer official roms or xiaomi.eu roms

>>54900772
Why not the pro? I've got it and multitasking is so much better than my Nexus 5 was.

>>54900798
>ow, it's as if Chinese shit isn't all defective and bad according to you

btw 2 of those 3 cables do not work now, but my original cable still does

huh

i wonder

why

that

could

be

hmmm


what

could

be

the

difference

theyre the same parts right? hmmm what a coincidence hmmmm

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Never forget cathy

>>54900849
Did you piss on the Chinese cables too?

>>54900838
It's for my Uncle who just browses the internet and emails. He doesn't need too much. I'd personally get the Pro too though.

>>54900749
SHAMEFUR DISHPRAY GWAILO

>>54900753
>A-any day now!
>G-guys? Believe me, any day now!!
They're very solid cards for a low pricepoint. All of the reputable brands like Kingston and Adata are chink or gook companies as well and they use the same fucking chips as the sharks, just mark up considerably to make money off the dumb laowai.

>>54900858
holy shit this is why i come to these threads lol

>>54900835
So they unlock the bootloader for you? Because you need to do that to be able to flash xiaomi.eu roms.

Well create a mi account and apply for unlock permission anyway so you'll have it, but if you trust them ask them to flash xiaomi eu global rom. Its way better than the officials.

>>54900858
Story? I missed it.

>>54900881
ONAMATAPEA, KONICHIWA SENPAI DESU DESU MALARIA

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I bought the new xiaomi yi dashcam for 85CAD and it seems pretty good, definately better then the ~30$ cheap one i had before. The picture is clear enough to make out licence plates even when just viewing the video feed on the phone app. Not sure if it's worth the extra money though.

>>54900858
Explain story

>>54900891
Russian gives store 1 star for product not arriving

>>54900794
Someone likely reported him for "viral marketing" or something.

>>54900833
>except there are posts the sharks break, you just ignore them and claim theyre bait with no proof
Because they are bait, from faggots such as yourself. Now where are these posts you promised to find, about sharks breaking en-masse? Come on, pissphone boy, load up the archive on Safari and find me some of those posts.

>>54900733
>I got into an amazing program for only the elite and most intelligent trust me :^)

and I bench press 230kg and make 1000k a year. See how easy that is? Show proof, faggot.

>iPhone 3
I made that example because the only person I know with an old iPhone happened to have a 3. Keep rubbing one out over your piss yellow iPhone 4 on an old version iOS rapidly losing support from apps m8.

>Maybe you were, i wasn't
So someone is talking about new iPhones compared to new chink phones, you wade in with your stinking iPhone 4 and derail the conversation? Sounds about right.

>don't care about human rights
you already said earlier you think Apple works to a higher standard than chink phones somehow but you won't say how other than MUH TOXINS, MUH DASTARDLY CHINKS. Just admit you have no idea what you're talking about or how your iPhone was made so you stop embarrassing yourself.

>what outrageous claims have I made?
CHINK PHONES DIE IN 4 WEEKS
SHARK CARDS DIE IN A WEEK
TRUST ME I SAW IT IN THE LAST THREAD
OH THERE'S NOTHING THERE?
WELL THERE WAS I SAW IT!!!

Every time you get cornered on your claims you just start talking about something else because you can't prove shit and you don't know shit.

You're embarrassing yourself with every post you make.You literally think Apple makes their iPhones out of unique parts that no one else uses made of higher quality materials when ram is ram, storage is storage, screens are screens. Nothing is special made out of magic and it's all the same shit in every phone because it's all produced in the same factories on side by side assembly lines.

>>54900905
But why fire cathy?

And what happened to the anon who was trying to get nudes?

>>54900909
>Because they are bait, from faggots such as yourself


ahhh so much denial
so young and naive

i will repeat my statement:

>so we will just have to wait for yours to break

Hey guys. So today my shark card stopped working. Pretty bummed out, just got it two months ago. OH well..

>>54900849
Oh, but didn't you say you can get after-market cables instead of buying 30 euro Apple ones? Wow, I guess you got chink'd!
For the record, you can get good chink 8 pins for 7-15 dollars that don't actually break in a few months. Maybe you should lurk moar.

>>54900909
just found one here
>>54900944

>>54900922
Because she lost them money LOL

>>54900944
shoo shoo

>>54900342
hes not a troll hes a smart human being

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>>54900944

>>54900891
THOUSANDS CURSES UPON YOUR PHONE 4G, YOU HAVE DISHNORED CRAN WITH YOUR BLATANT SHIRRING UPON THESE HOLY THREADS. SASUGA ANON, BOKU BOKU DESU MOJIPETAN

>>54900974
>>54900966

>>54900956
Stop samefagging

>>54900977
it's just piss yellow iPhone 4 man making epik samefagging in desperation.

Hey guys, I put a 256GB shark in my Nexus 5 and it made my phone explode!
WTF guys???

>>54900997
your nexus 5 was too weak

>>54900920


What proof do you want? Im not giving out my personal info, my university is pretty off topic anyways, believe what you want, doesnt matter
>I made that example because the only person I know with an old iPhone happened to have a 3. Keep rubbing one out over your piss yellow iPhone 4 on an old version iOS rapidly losing support from apps m8.

just so you know the iphone4s still receives regular iOS updates and is fully supportive by all apps still

stay delusional

>So someone is talking about new iPhones compared to new chink phones, you wade in with your stinking iPhone 4 and derail the conversation? Sounds about right.

No, no one was ever talking about new iphones
you brought that up afterwards when moving goal posts talking about price as a factor, then i simply suggested buying a superior used phone if money is a struggle for you

>you already said earlier you think Apple works to a higher standard than chink phones somehow but you won't say how other than MUH TOXINS, MUH DASTARDLY CHINKS.

Well they have to abide to standards, chemically speaking and shit, that chink phones dont

As for other higher standards, is more anecdotally but I believe iphones are built to last since mine seems indestructible and you have yet to do the toilet test on yours

>Every time you get cornered on your claims you just start talking about something else because you can't prove shit and you don't know shit.

someone just made a claim that there shark died
>>54900944

but you will probably chalk that up as bait, like you do with all the other posts, because youre living in delusions and denial

I get it, youre furious apple fired you so you hate there company and blinded by rage

i get you

>>54900926
Fuck off, bitchboy. Stop moving goalposts.
>Just you wait!
>It will break, I s-swear!
>A-any second now!
That's you right now. I don't put my faith into SD cards anyways, considering how unreliable memory in general is, so I'm not too concerned about replaceable data dying on me. You, on the other hand, will be waiting for a long time until my card dies, considering I still have shitty Kingston cards from 5 years ago going strong after all the punishment I inflicted on them.

>>54900956
Right, nice evidence
>it stopped working! Believe me, guys!
You know I can claim my shiny new iPhone 6 just suddenly "broke down".

>>54901013
Guys!

I bought a Xiaomi k4000 pro and Siri killed my sister!
Fuck you csg!!!

I'm going to to my Superior iPhone! I can pee on it and it won't kill anyone!

>>54900966
>>54900974
>>54900977
>>54900985
>>54900993

oh god, the delusion force is in full swing i see

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>>54900858
this stars whoring and dependency feels a bit disturbing, I can see why bosses care about it but it feels like everytime a 1-2 star happends someone is getting fired and sent to a concentration camp or something when they are so desperate for the 5s.

One time I had a really shitty live support employee on Gearbest who obviously didnt know english, felt like automated replies all the time and never got my answers told.

after 15-20 mins of being useless she asks me for a "5 star please sir".

quit chat, gave her a 1 star, wondering if I actually made her forced to prostitute herself today.

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>>54901043

I vote we officially name him the iPhone pisser

>>54901031
all my evidence of people self reporting their fucking sharks breaking you just either say "fake posts, bait, its all one person, samefag!!"

like i dont know what you want, when a shark breaks, its not about to blown up in black smoke, what do you fucking want?

>>54900997
>256GB shark
Link please I want to explode my S7, so I can buy a pissed iPhone 3 for just 100 bucks. My mom's husband wont give me money to buy it if my current phone doesn't break.

>>54901025
>Well they have to abide to standards, chemically speaking and shit, that chink phones dont
Dude, people fucking die at Foxconn. Apple skirts standards just as much as everyone else. If they can get away with cheapening out on something, you can bet they will.

>>54901043
Go back to ////reddit//// kiddo

>>54901078
>>54901078
they cheap on on their own people, on first world countries

chink phones, cut corners, fucking have radiation and shit possibly

see the difference? apple cant afford to have radiation phones, they would be shut down, public outcry

some little shady shack selling shady radiated chink phones? no one really gets in trouble, only you when you have cancer or some shit

MY SHARK CAME TO LIFE AND ATE MY SISTER HOLY SHIT CSG THIS NEVER HAPPENED WITH MY IPHONE FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUYU

>>54901025
>what proof do you want?
Any proof at all that you're not 13 years olf using your little sister's hand me down iPhone 4. That's how you talk, especially because you're dumb enough to drop things in toilets. Oh and by the way, I dropped my Moto G in the sink full of soap, dropped it in rice for a night and it was fine too. JUST LIKE ANY ELECTRONICS IN THE LAST 10 YEARS. Everyone knows the fucking rice trick.

>iPhone 4 still getting updates
Good for you, I'm glad you're using the exact same apps as the rest of us on a slower older device.

>I DON'T DERAIL THREADS
then why do we all know about your piss stained iPhone, you've derailed this CHINK SHIT GENERAL with Apple faggotry.

>chemically speakin n shit
>anecdotally I fink iphones are jus built good
and you're in the top 95% of people intelligence wise? Fuck off. You don't know what you're talking about and you admitted as much earlier.

>someone just made a claim
you're blatantly samefagging.

>Apple fired me
It was a temporary summer job and no one lasts in customer service longer than a year. You'd know that if you'd ever had a job but since you're likely underage you don't need one yet.

>>54901061
They can post pictures of their broken sharks. Or read/write tests on their broken sharks. Or read/write errors on their broken sharks. Anything, really. Because someone conveniently going OH GOD MY SHARK BROKE!!! just as you keep shilling your pissphone is a bit... too convenient.

Why don't you just take my word on iPhones breaking then? But no, you claimed Appleshit is indestructible just earlier!

>what do you fucking want?
For you to stop lying.

>>54901078
There's a big difference between chinks dying in an unsafe production environment
and the safety standards that the product getting shipped to the customer has to fullfill

>>54901099
>It was a temporary summer job and no one lasts in customer service longer than a year.
Where do you live anon?

I know someone vying fore the same job.

I tried to have sex with my iPhone once but I had to spend 2 hours in the ER getting glass shards removed from my penis.

Never had this problem with Xiaomi phones.

>>54901098
OMFG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE CSG, PISSED IPHONES ARE A LOT SAFER!!!

>>54901127
MY IPHONE CUT ME IN THE PENIS!!!!!!

I too enjoy pissing on my phones.

>>54901096
>in first world countries

holy fuck, you really do think iPhones are made in first world countries. iPhones are assembled in China too, moron.
http://ipod.about.com/od/glossary/f/where-is-ipod-manufactured.htm

Do you think in those Apple Chinese factories everyone is wearing nice turtlenecks and earning a good wage using only the finest chemicals blessed by a sprinkle of Steve Jobs' ashes?

>>54901099
>Any proof at all that you're not 13 years olf using your little sister's hand me down iPhone 4. That's how you talk, especially because you're dumb enough to drop things in toilets.

Funny, because it fell out of my shirt pocket, after i was taking a piss from coming home from work

you know, i was wearing a shirt because i have a job and employed and older than you? Yeah thats what I thought; time to stop posting, kiddo

Also I didnt know about the rice trick, so I didnt put my iphone in rice, just dried it off with a towel

looks like my iphone >moto g


>Good for you, I'm glad you're using the exact same apps as the rest of us on a slower older device.

So that contradicts half your entire claim which you now admitted to making up

>slower older device

OH MY GOD

WOW

YOU MEAN

MY IPHONE AGES


OH HA WOW! MIND BLOWING

TIME

WOW

SHOKING DISCOVERY

Let me guess you dont have to worry about your chink phone getting old because it breaks down every 3 months and you need to buy a new one

top kek

>I DONT DERAIL THREADS

wtf, did... did you literally make up a quote I didnt say and reply to it?

> you're in the top 95% of people intelligence wise

No no, I think you misunderstood me

MY average in highschool was a 96%

most people needed an average of 96% to get into my program

smelly rich chinks from hong kong and china and shit would come here to go to my program

>samefag

as I assumed you would say to any claim i fucking show you of sharks breaking, even if its right infront of your fucking face


> no one lasts in customer service longer than a year.

lol i knew you got fired

>ou'd know that if you'd ever had a job

I am gainfully employed, except by a real employer, so why the fuck would I know how Apple treats their stupid fucking tech support? they treat you like the asians in the sweat shops lool

>>54901140
IPHONE CUT ME INTO PIECES
XIAOMI'S MY LAST RESORT

Pissed iPhone anon, please post a screenshot of this thread from your browser so we can see all the (You)s from your samefagging. If you refuse to do this to show you're not samefagging then fuck off.

>>54901166
10/10

>>54901165
fucking stop it already. The long shitposts here are a real pain in the ass.

>>54901117
What am I lying about? You think its some mass conspiracy
that one person day in and day out is saying their sharks are breaking? take the tinfoil hat off fuckboi

>>54901186
Screenshot of >>54900956
or fuck off.

>it is now safe to piss on your iPhone
XIAOMI BTFO

>>54901150
>holy fuck, you really do think iPhones are made in first world countries

No I dont lol, you're still not getting it, maybe this guy explained it better
>>54901120

>>54901182
>get btfo by me
>subsequently beg me to stop btfo'ing him

like clockwork

>>54901191
Why would I have the screenshot? i didnt make the post

or do you mean, screenshot so there isnt a you? as if inspect element and paint arent a thing?

>>54901096
>TOXIC RADIOACTIVE EXPLODING PHONE
Can you meme even harder. Yes, China still has problems with standards. No, huge companies like Xiaomi or even fucking Oukitel are not going to produce exploding radioactive toxic phones, because guess what? They'd also get shut down and receive public outcry, as well as a public execution for everyone involved and their family. Holy shit it's like you have no idea how manufacturing is done these days. Apple cuts corners, so does Samsung and every fucking other company. If they can, they will. That's the whole reason they produce in China, instead of the west. Because maximized profits/minimized expenses and lax regulations help.

>>54901120
Perhaps, but if a huge production plant has that much of an unsafe work environment, you can reasonably suspect that some of that might impact the quality of the end product. Those chinks, after all, are in charge of manufacturing those goods.

>>54901214
POST PIC OF PISSED IPHONE

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what the fuck happened to this thread

>>54901240
I WANT TO SEE IT TOO.
I HOPE IT'S A WHITE IPHONE. I HOPE IT'S GOT A TINGE OF YELLOW

I go away for a few hours and the thread gets taken over by trademark 4chan autism.

Thanks guys

>>54901234
>huge companies like Xiaomi or even fucking Oukitel

uh huh huge companies

"no"

apple is a huge company

and yes, xiaomi is going to cut corners on things and do shady shit far before apple does

>>54901240
Iphone covered in piss should be the new OC for the next CSG thread

so wait, the shark cards are only 40mb/s?
ew.

>>54901253
some 14 year olds got in here and fucked it up.
Guess we'll have to wait for a new thread and hope that their cancer doesn't spread to the next one.

>>54901240
>>54901259
It is white and there arent any fucking stains
>>54901253
>anime

KYS

>>54901264
>apple hasn't done anything shady
Now that's where I draw the line.

>>54901186
>What am I lying about?
About sharks breaking all the time, when all you can muster is some anecdote that CONVENIENTLY pops up after you make the claim.

>You think its some mass conspiracy that one person day in and day out is saying their sharks are breaking?
Wow, I guess typing in MY SHARKS DUN BROKE!!!!, solving a captcha and posting must take hours, sophisticated technology and an elaborate conspiracy. Instead of one trollish anon being bored. You're the one with the tinfoil hat on, pissboy.

>>54901276
POST YOUR FUCKING IPHONE WITH TIMESTAMP

>>54901277
I didnt say that, please stop making up quotes then replying to them

>>54901181
<3

>>54901270
This.

Please.

>>54901214

Reminder pissy iPhone 14 year old refuses to post screenshots because he's samefagging his whole way through this thread.

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New op?

>>54901293
Why the fuck would someone just make up lies saying their shark broke for months?

>>54901313
screenshots of what?

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>tfw some shitposter is making you reconsider buying a xiaomeme phone

>>54901324
Mine broke too! It made my Nexus 5 exploded!

>>54901338
Buy oukitel if you're worried about build quality.

https://youtu.be/ZCFQm4XHOLU

https://youtu.be/mnYhWGis7Uk

>>54901234
>Perhaps, but if a huge production plant has...
That's why you have western engineers to design your assembly lines and quality control processes
so it's really hard for the little yellow devils to fuck up in a way that'll impact the end product
and even if they do your QC will spot the defective unit and throw it away.

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>>54901336
Screenshots of >>54900956 from your device so we can see those double (You)s. I know you won't do it because you're a samefagging little summerfag.

>>54901276
>summerfag normie
>hates anime yet on a gook owned anime imageboard in a thread about cheap chink goods
like clockwork

>>54901323
Kek

>>54901264
Go google Xiaomi in the stockexchange, they are a huge company. Also nice conveniently ignoring the point I made about Xiaomi and other companies being even more afraid of slipping up on low standards, because it would mean their whole company getting executed. It's like you actually believe chinkphones are assembled behind Uncle Lao's shack, oh im laffing.

>and yes, xiaomi is going to cut corners on things and do shady shit far before apple does
MY APPLE CAN DO NO WRONG!

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>>54901323

>>54901253
What happened to her eyes?

>>54901408
IT'S OVER, XIAOMI IS FINISHED

>>54901377

its pointless youll just say i remove it in paint or inspect elemented it lol

>is a gook

like clockwork

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>>54901276
POO IN THE IPHONE

>>54901324
Right, why would someone just go on the internet... And tell lies? INCONCEIVABLE!

Because why the fuck not? If I wanted to get a kick out of impressionable anons, I would claim some technology popular with them broke down or exploded or excreted toxic fumes and killed me. Are you seriously denying the existence of trolls, on fucking 4chan of all places? Jesus Christ, man.

>>54901425
>not rose gold
FUCKING TRASH

>>54901385
>t's like you actually believe chinkphones are assembled behind Uncle Lao's shack,

I will believe it until shown otherwise

>>54901426
you clamor for evidence yet deny it when its right in front of your smug face the entire time

i dont even have words for you right now..

>>54901360
I'm now imagining that the work-related deaths were western engineers murdering the chink workers and then covering it up as accident.

>>54901410
she bought fake sunglasses from ali

>>54901424
>what's the point in proving I'm not a lying summerfag shit
Post screenshot and we can run analysis on it to see if it was altered. Oh wait, you won't, because you're a samefag shitting up /csg/.

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>>54901432
But we have it, only $299 more over the regular model! Be unique even when you take a shit! an iShit!

>>54901466
Ive been going to this website since 2007

i.e. longer than you, so please dont ever call me a summershit again and show some respect

>>54901486
This needs to be in the next op