>tfw you order pizza without running nonfree javascript What

I just call the pizza place. It's literally a 20-second process. People that use websites to order a friggin pizza are lost causes socially.

>>52565295
>>Call up restaurant to order pizza
enjoying that secret, non-free baseband firmware in your phone?

>call pizzeria
>they ask me if I'm 'Myname' in 'thehousenumber' where I live
>freakout and hang up
How do they know?

>>52565295
I rarely order pizza, but if I do I call them like >>52565466
I have no idea why people are afraid of calling other people.

>>52565295
Pdf is nonfree.

Have you guys ever gotten your pizza with a rye-based base? It's actually much tastier than the standard one that's solely based on unhealthy wheat. Do you consume a lot of wheat products in general? Do you at least choose whole grain?

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>>52565482
Oh shit I didn't think about that

>>52565529
It's okay because there are free pdf readers

>>52565527
it's unpleasant

>>52565500
a lot of places assume that a phone number maps to an individual and/or address

I just buy frozen in a supermarket and then put it in the owen.
Its like 5 times cheaper

>>52565500
Some caller ID app. Your number is public.
>>52565466
All pizza places here are run by immigrant arabs who can't properly speak the local language. It's more probable to get the pizza that I want if ordered online.

>>52565529
pdf - with the exception of non-standardized XFDF elements - is an open standard.

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>>52565574
do you put on extra cheese before you stick one it oven?

Is anime actually even non-free?

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>>52565295
>grease stain wants you to install gentoo

>>52565638
anime is proprietary cancer

you should only enjoy anime that you create yourself

>>52565634
Not that guy but yes.

>>52565574
>buying a frozen pizza
>not compiling it from source yourself instead of getting outdated pre-compiled pizza

>>52565710
1/10 made me reply

>>52565678
Does that mean waifus are proprietary?

>>52565710
>outdated
Surely you mean stable

>>52565548
Do any of you even know what rye is?

>>52565574
Frozen pizza is disgusting.
Just make it yourself, it's not even hard, one of the most basic dishes.
>2 cups flour
>1 cup water
>a bit of yeast
>a pinch of salt
>some vegetable oil
>mix all up
>put on tomato sauce and cheese
>in just 5 minutes you made a pizza
>you even know if someone did spit on it or not

>>52565830

Why would anyone spit on your pizza?

Oh that's right, you're probably American.

>>52565830
That's 5 minutes I could've spent shitposting on /g/

>>52565750
Literally deprecated pizza, famalamadingdong

>>52565295
The botnet didn't want you to starve today, huh?

>>52565830
>only tomato sauce and cheese on the pizza
Is this the pizza for an ascetic monk?

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>>52565295

Fuckin goddamn! I'm hungry!

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>>52565574
>trusting a corporate supermarket not to violate your freedom and privacy by adding your face to their facial recognition database without your permission
I hope you paid in cash and wore a disguise to alter your face to avoid the botnet when buying that proprietary frozen pizza.

>it's not delivery, it's Di-Botnet-os!

http://fortune.com/2015/11/09/wal-mart-facial-recognition/

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>>52565295
>peppers on a pizza

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>>52565295
Goddammit anon. I'm trapped behind 3 feet of snow and now I want pizza.

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>>52565500
>2016
>Not using a designated burner phone that you keep in a faraday bag to order pizza from a location far from you house while you leave your regular cell phone at home to avoid the corporate pizza botnet
Enjoy the corporate pizza menus and coupons being delivered directly to your actual house with your real name, address, and social security number printed on them for the whole neighborhood to see how much of a non-free cuck you are.

Please use an anime image next time.

>>52565645
Underrated post

>>52565482
What if I'm using an analog system?

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>>52566268
>thinking 3 feet of snow is a lot

I just got a really good idea for an app.
>it lets you talk to someone inside the pizza store directly and tell them what you want
Like you just press a button and something goes off in the pizza place and someone picks it up and you tell them what you want. We could call the app WantPizza and maybe even program it to work with different pizza places and could even make extra money by making pizza places give us money to be included in the app

>>52566383
>speed dial

>>52566382
>>52566268
We got like 6 inches today, most I've seen in years. It's fucking mayhem out there

>>52566410
That's an okay name I guess, I wasn't really happy with WantPizza anyway. Maybe PizzaDirect or something? Speed dial doesn't let you know that it's pizza related.

>>52566382
Western NY resident here
3 feet of snow is not a lot

>>52565295
.pdf is closed source, you should have used dijivu. you even have to use an open source tier reader just to view the dijivu file

>>52566365
you aren't. Even if you hook up an old electromechanical phone to a landline, the telco just receives that alanog signal and converts it to digital. It's only analog to the closest switch/local office/whatever. and they do that conversion with proprietary software

>>52565466
>take the piss and ask for the full nutritional info of all the ingredients

>>52566383
Great idea! Wouldn't it be nice if pizza places already had something like that. Imagine if you could just press a button and then something goes off and someone picks it up and you tell them what you want.
You need to patent this idea before someone steals it.

>>52566450
>.pdf is closed source
[citation needed]
preferably in pdf format

>>52565295
>willfully giving up you phone number

>>52565466
If you order online you dont have to tip.

>>52566500
If you live in a civilized country you don't have to tip.

>>52566481
>>52566450
btw it's submitted here, pretty sure it's open brother

http://www.iso.org/iso/iso_catalogue/catalogue_tc/catalogue_detail.htm?csnumber=51502

>>52565830
thanks anon i literally made it and am eating it now thanks

>>52566481
most pdf readers are closed source. check the one you're using for non-free software

>>52565295
Pretty cool thread OP. I have actually been building a pizza ordering website myself. It is a universal pizza ordering website that allows you to select what you want on your pizza and will tell you what places have that pizza, the price of EACH item in your order for all places that have it. Right now I am testing it with Dominos, Pizza Hut, and a few other local places.

The hardest part I think will be making a web crawler to gather pricing information. Right now I just hand enter the prices but obviously that has no scalability. Also the actual ordering of the pizza.

What does /g/ think?

>>52566538
You invented grubhub?

>>52566538
I might include it in your app, post the libraries you make on github.

thanks

>>52566538
how about instead of ordering pizza, it lets you order pizza and a prostitute

>>52566556
No you actually order from the company website, you get it delivered by the pizza company, and you choose what pizza you want ie 14" pepperoni and then you get to see which places has that and how much it costs.

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>>52566666

>>52566558
What does that sentence even mean? You might include it in my app?

Anyways here is the github page
https://github.com/chapm250/pizzaHub

>>52566538
>>52565295
plebs
https://github.com/RIAEvangelist/node-dominos-pizza-api

>>52566730
>implying I always want to order from dominos
>it doesn't even display cost
I decided to make the website because pizza jews like dominos won't tell you how much anything costs until you go to checkout which is fucking bullshit. Protip Dominos doesn't charge you for your first ingredient.

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>>52566666
CHECK EM

>>52566500
What
They still have a person deliver the food to you lol

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>>52566986
Not if you specify drone delivery

>>52565295
Why not just call up the pizza store and ask for a copy of their source code? Most pizza places are happy to get free software consultation services.

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mjam app

>>52565548
fuck you and your ryhe based products.

>>52566413
ur mum got like 6 inches today
most she's seen in years

>>52565295
Is that a fajita pizza?

>>52565585
Sweden?

>>52565295
I get jittery and anxious when talking on the phone with strangers...

>>52565830
Don't you have to wait for the dough to rise though?

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>>52569343

>walk into pizzeria
>order pizza
>sit awkwardly and stare into the wall for 15 minutes until pizza is ready

>>52565830
How can you be sure that there's no human saliva in the ingredients that you're using?

>>52565295

>ordering proprietary pizza
>not eating home made GNU + pizza

>>52565466

>call pizza place
>poo in loo answers

I'm sorry I don't speak indian

>>52565710
nice pasta faggot

>>52571267
It's pizza though.

>>52565645
wow

>>52565295
>eating pizza
stallman's vegan head would explode

>>52566666

EPIC QUINTS DETECTED

>>52565830
guaranteed to be the worst tasting pizza you'll ever eat

there's no fucking point of adding yeast if you don't give it time to proof

>>52571309
Being that fat and vegan? Wow nigga needs to eat some actual vegetables

>>52565295
>tfw posting to thread about pizza and google recaptcha makes you pick the pictures of pizza

BOTNET
B
O
T
N
E
T

I use Chrome

>>52571289
>>52571307
Holy shit.

B-bump...

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>dat hot and ready
>dat $5.00

>>52571307
what the fuck is a hunger pain? I dont understand how you can feel pain from being hungry

I like making my own pizza.

>perfect amount of sauce
>perfect amount of cheese
>spice things up with some freshly cracked pepper and garlic powder
>never burnt
>never cold

>>52573944
Same here, but you've got to agree that cold pizza also has its own charm. It's a completely different savoury experience and you can't just dismiss it like that.

>>52565870
nice try tyrone
we probably have more sanitation then you by now.

>>52565466
I only ever ordered online from pizza hut when they messed up a certain thing that allowed you to get extra cheese for free. I ain't payin 2 dollars for extra cheese.

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I use Google Voice so Google can track my calorie intake and plot my time of death.
Dat delicious Papa Murphy's take 'n bake, I've mastered that shit.

>>52570615
>eats food prepared by someone whose country can not into shitting in a toilet

>>52565466
Until they learn to speak the native language, Just-eat is the place to go.

>>52565466
Online gives $3 off coupons that you can't use on the phone silly

>>52565645
You better comply. Those grease stains know the best

I've ordered pizza anonymously once at the library, and paid with Bitcoin in advance.

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>order 4 topping pizza
>they give me 2 toppings

I want to complain but pizza hut is so fucking cheap that I don't want those fuckers spitting on my food

>>52566383
>>52566473
Doesn't Amazon sell a button like this?

>>52576062
For all you know they already do that. Complain.

Fat fuck detected

>>52573919
I can tell you're American

>>52567212
Kek that pic omg I loved those movies when I was 5.

>>52570363
most likely

>>52577190
N-no bully pls...

>>52576023

This. You can usually work coupons to get your order for like 25%-50% less than if you were to just call in and order.

>>52573896
this desu senpai

>>52567369
>Das Deutsch
blech

>>52571563
>using recaptcha v2
>not using recaptcha v1
>helping google's AI identifying objects which will then be used to scan objects in your house

>>52574262
>dat UHD image
>can zoom into the meatballs
Damn I am hungry rn

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It's fucking nasty but I love it all the same

>>52565295
>What technology have you used to order pizza lately, /g/ ?
My mouth

>>52565466
I have severe phone anxiety and need to write what it is that I have to say on the phone beforehand on a piece of paper. I'm fine with actually going to the pizzeria or place that I'm ordering from to get the food, but I've always had this phobia with answering machines and phones producing ghosts from people's voices when I was a kid. Now it's just that I hate talking on the phone.

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>>52579060
You're probably just as bad as this guy.

>>52565295
I liked the idea of that script someone wrote a while back to order pizzas from the shell.

Shame that website layouts change out so fucking often that it would need to be rewritten every second.

That, and obscure pizzerias have no sites.

go to www.pizzaplasesite.com
get phone number
> hello this is pizzaplace
> hey can i get X with Y and extra Z
> anything alse
> nope
> where should we deliver
> * insert adress here

>>52579138

My fucking sides. What I wouldn't give to have seen that thread evolve as it happened.

>>52578770
no way a local food purchasing app is in the local language!!!1

>>52579831
https://desustorage.org/fit/thread/29168668/#29170884

>>52579060
Jesus fuck, just kill yourself. How are you gonna function in society if you're afraid of a fucking phone?

>retards that only cares about the website being free

what about the pizza itself you inbreds

>>52565466
>Call Chinese place
>Yur van shamshing?
>I'm sorry, what was that?
>Wai yur cawh? Shamshing tu eet? Weh yur reeve?
>*click*

Fuck off, these forigners make some taste ass food, but they're like talking to a blender full of popcorn kernels.

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>>52565295

>>52565482

>he doesn't order from a payphone while wearing a guy fawkes mask and latex gloves

>>52565710

>rolling release pizza

>only half the pizza has toppings, the other half is covered in bugs

>>52581612
Just learn Chinese. Useful skill to have professionally and in everyday situations.

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>>52565830
Anyone know how to compile water from source plz?

>>52583641
It is quite impractical, not easy to get hydrogen out of the complex molecules. You'd have to perform at least 3 different reactions for a task as simple as this.
I'd rather extract water from hydrogen peroxide; that would be much cheaper.

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>>52573968
>you've got to agree that cold pizza also has its own charm

No I fucking don't.

>drives car containing non free technologies
>fills car with gas created using non-free refining
>oil comes from non-free drilling
>power companies use natural gas, oil, and nuclear energy, all of which are non-free
>power used to power your non-free hardware
>and then you have your "free" linux, of which 0% of the source code you check
>while sipping on your non-free soda

>>52585214
>not driving an old enough car that any patents would run out
Alternatively
>what are legs

>non-free refining
>non-free drilling
>non-free natural resources
You're just making stuff up now.

>non-free hardware
>what is libreboot

>well okay Linux [sic] is free, b-but you don't check it for problems anyway!
This doesn't matter. I have the freedom to not only personally give it a look over and modify to my liking, I can also send copies I make to more technologically-inclined friends so that they can let me know of anything wonky/add in features I request/etc.
That I don't exercise my freedom to do any of that doesn't mean I don't have it.
You are right about another thing here, though: the kernel Linux includes binary blobs. I avoid this problem by using Linux-libre as my kernel instead.

>while sipping on your non-free soda
>what is OpenCola

Eat

>>52580763
That's a horrible thing to say to someone.

>>52585372
CocaCola
>Tastes great
>available everywhere
>most people know about it and think it's perfectly normal to drink
>costs a little money, but it's nothing to a person with disposable income.
>health and saftey standards top notch

OpenCola
>tastes weird, might take some getting used to
>hardly anyone sells it
>people will look at you weird for drinking it
>cheaper than Coca Cola
>formula produced by freelancers with their spare time or just trying to improve their portfolio

>>52587213
>subjective claim
>implying availability matters when compiling from source
>implying you'll label your glass
>implying money is an issue
>implying soda is healthy

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>>52587260
>>subjective claim

Not if you do blind taste tests.

>>implying availability matters when compiling from source

Are you home 24/7?

>>implying you'll label your glass

My glass is always labeled (pic related)

>>implying soda is healthy

There's unhealthy from excess calories, and then there's unhealthy from pathogens and disease.

>>52587325
>we voted on this subjective claim, your argument is invalid
>not bringing your own drinks on trips away from home and relying on the local botnet beverages
>drinking right from the bottle
>there's being stabbed and then there's being bludgeoned

>>52587391
>>we voted on this subjective claim, your argument is invalid

CocaCola is fine for everyone's tastes. The only use OpenCola it is companies trying to save money by serving customers a cheap alternative. You're literally drinking a watered down, cheap version if you use it at home, and will spend hours diagnosing small defects in the formula, since it doesn't work the same on every machine.

>>not bringing your own drinks on trips away from home and relying on the local botnet beverages
And why would you want to carry bottles of cola every place you go? It will get warm throughout the day, unless you spend a ton of energy and work carrying a cooler. Instead just walk into a store and buy the highest quality brand that is already chilled and fresh. It just works.

>>drinking right from the bottle
It's like fucking a disease free, birth control taking, girl without a condom, the freshest feeling.

>>there's being stabbed and then there's being bludgeoned
>doesn't understand the difference between nutrition and disease
Typical Freetard

>>52587498
>A Coke can recyclable for 10 rupees has been deposited into your account.

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>>52584009
>proprietary H2O2

>>52587498
>drinking right from the bottle
>It's like fucking a disease free, birth control taking, girl without a condom, the freshest feeling.

>he doesn't know about cola machines
>uses the word freshest

lmao

>>52566435
more than we have right now

>>52565295
i literally just text and i get pizza delivered. easy shit.

>>52565295
I typically use an AT&T CL2909 desk phone.

http://cdn-media-att.vtp-media.com/ecp/documents/product_Product/290/LargeImage/1003/2909_lg.jpg

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>>52587917
No it's reversed engineered, completely free

>>52566730
Oh hey you could probably do what I was talking about here >>52579555 with that.

I actually found the demo video and script, I remembered the name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7pPajOvQGo
https://github.com/coryarcangel/Pizza-Party-0.1.b/blob/master/pizza_party

>>52565295
>nonfree javascript

Isn't all Javascript free?

You're literally downloading the source code.

>>52565548
wtf is rye

>>52565295
I just realized there are people ITT who still pay for pizza by giving cash to the delivery guy.
>2016

>>52588585
Inferior grain they grow in places where normal grain won't grow.

People will claim it's more healthy because it tastes like shit.

>>52573919
you've never been hungry before?

>>52573896
local dominos sells $5 pizza's, and i don't have to pay for the electricity to cook it

>>52580763
phobias are serious shit anon
do you also tell physically disabled people to kill themselves, too?

inb4
>its all in your head!
no shit, that's the problem

>>52588591
cash is better than life ruining credit

>>52588745
Debit, baka.

>>52588551
The source code of a work as defined by the GPL and pretty much everyone else is the preferred form of modifying a work.
Compacted source code is not source code. Compiled source code is not source code. Obfuscated source code is not source code. Most Javascript sent over the internet is not source code.
Even if you consider any software written in an interpreted language to be the "source," it still requires a free software license granting you the 4 freedoms, or it falls under default copyright, which is nonfree. It doesn't matter if you get to see the "source" if you're still not allowed to do anything with it.

>>52588826
Debit is literally retarded to use.
Credit is better for so many reasons. Using credit is only bad if you're garbage at life

>>52588905
Why's debit dumb? Isn't it just using funds you have in the bank?

>>52588911
There's no advantage and less protection than credit since you supposedly authorize it 100 percent of the time since you manually enter a PIN at most places.

Plus debit cards almost never have cash back or rewards programs

Plus you don't pay interest on your credit card unless you take too long to pay it off yet it builds your credit score up if you time your payments correctly.

Really there is no reason to use debit over credit. Even if you're using a debit card you should run it as credit as it's actually safer

>>52589070
interesting. Well, now I know.

>>52588888
Look at those quints. Holy shit.

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>>52588888
>doc get's quints

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>>52588888

>>52565466
Beats paying cash. Nobody has cash anymore in New Zealand.

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>>52565574
This.

Digiornos is the same price as a Hot n' Ready and tastes better.

>>52588911
You're more responsible for debit money than credit.

Retarded, I know.

>>52578824
Doesn't V1 show singular street address numbers?
And V1 Captcha can only successfully be used with Javascript so they get a lot more data on your computer.

>>52573919
When you are really hungry it literally hurts. try not eating for one day.

Starvation is a terrible way to die.

i dont see how you faggots eat these pizzas with nasty ass bell peppers all over them

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>>52589501
I prefer red baron myself.

>>52566268
>just spend all my money in ski equipment and barely 3 feet of snow since the beginning of winter

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>trying to resist the botnet

>>52590253
>starvation sets in after not eating for a single day
amerifats everyone

>They don't 3D print their pizza
Come on /g/, get with the times.

>>52590497
I can't wait util organic printers are a common houshold item.

>>52590287
green is my pizza

>>52590497
>not rehydrating your pizza
>2015+1
pff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9U2ekOVL5Q

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>>52573968
>cold pizza

I hope you mean cold pre cooked pizza

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>>52579060
I'm kinda like this too. If I'm taking an order for more than one person, I have to write it out on my physical memo pad or type it out on the memo pad app on my phone, If I don't I'll end up ordering the wrong thing or just stand there frozen because I'll forget what everyone told me they wanted

same for ordering on the phone

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>>52565295
I do the same. I also drive my non-free car to pizza place on roads that don't respect my freedoms with speed limits, enforced by police who would treat me like shit if I was a darky.

>>52565466
Ordering things on the phone often yields the faggot on the other end screwing it up, due to pressure to work fast thanks to Jew policies.

>>52590664
are you severely autistic? everyone knows "cold pizza" means pizza that has gone cold. otherwise you'd call it "uncooked pizza" or something

>>52590863
>are you severely autistic?
did you forget what board you're on?

>>52590664
>not enjoying a slice of rolled dough, sauce, and shredded cheese

>>52590907
i keep fucking forgetting and it fucking ruins me every time.

>>52566382
>3 feet of snow
holy fuck what the hell

where I live in cali we got 4 inches of rain for the entire year of 2015

>>52591072
we're in a drought in california. are you retarded?

>>52565466
If I called to order a pizza while at work I'd more than likely be in trouble. I can order through the browser or app issue free however.

>>52591072
A couple years ago we got 5 feet of snow in a month. The weather is different in different places, anon.

>>52591072
>California

That was a drought nigga. My county cut back 23% water usage btw.