uptime thread

>>52540048
>leaving your computer on when you're not using it for extended periods

Down syndrome.

$ uptime
08:55:22 up 37 days, 21:41, 2 users, load average: 0.66, 0.24, 0.12

>>52540073
>not using your computer 24/7

My server.

09:02:31 up 72 days, 16:36, 3 users, load average: 0.00, 0.01, 0.05

>>52540073
>too autist to see my screenshot is a phone

>sperg harder on the strings of your father

To anyone with an uptime >= 2 days
There has been a kernel vulnerability recently
So calm your autism, update and reboot

>>52540103
>To anyone with an uptime >= 2 days
>There has been a kernel vulnerability recently
>So calm your autism, update and reboot

Proof?

>>52540100
>smartphone

Back to reddit.

>>52540088
Nice.

>>52540122
typical lincuck, use the 'superior' more 'secure' os but don't know shit and don't pay attention to security news.

>>52540133
Linux can hot patch kernel now retarded winbabby. I know, seems alien to your ancient hunk of bloated shit software.

>>52540073
>Not using your machine for more than shit posting

>>52540147
stay stupid faggot

>>52540133
>>52540133

>implying I'm a lincuck.
>thinks I'm an elitist androidfag because I posted a screenshot of an android

Get your head out of your ass, surely you're tired of eating your own shit and smelling your dad's cum by now?

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>>52540048
k

>>52540173
>get blasted the fuck out
>resort to toddler shitflinging

Stay destroyed mongoloid.

>>52540181
>being this out of touch and delusional over linux
embarassing

>>52540187
>being this out of touch and delusional over linux
embarrassing

>>52540178
so you aren't a lincuck, just a normal retard, yeah that makes you look way better!

>>52540187
>>52540181
>>52540173
>>52540147
>>52540133
>>52540194
>>52540195


Go ass fuck each other, sperglords

>>52540147
Source?

>>52540209
>>52540181
>>52540178
>>52540147

samefagging

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>>52540219
nope

>>52540209
>>52540219
>get destroyed
>start shitposting with violent levels of retardation to derail the thread and save face

Fucking priceless. Stay obliterated, wintard.

>>52540213
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kpatch

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>Yay, mine's longer up than yours.

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>>52540048
Is leaving your Android phone on for a long time in any way bad for the hardware? Kinda illiterate on that subject. I have Li-po battery, if that effects something.

>>52540241
both you and said "wintard" are retarded.

This >>52540209 is me.

You're both children. Grow the fuck up.

>>52540241
except its not destroyed, you were arguing about dynamic patching when there aren't any distros using dynamic patching to fix the vulnerability.

>>52540241
From your source
>Minimalistic foundations for live kernel patching were merged into the Linux kernel mainline in kernel version 4.0, which was released on April 12, 2015.

The vulnerability affects kernel 3.8 and higher. This means many systems won't have the ground work laid down and even if they did it kpatching is not fully implemented. Meaning no one used this method to patch. There we go babbys first lessons in simple logic.

>>52540048
Daily reminder that if you have not rebooted for a kernel update, then your uptime does not count.

>>52540308
tell that to this fucking retard
>>52540241
>>52540147

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no bully pls

>>52540332
Kpatch can not update the kernel whenever the kernel's data structures are changed.

>>52540420
Yeah it can patch only minor changes, for example 4.2 -> 4.2.1, not major patches like 4.2 -> 4.3

>>52540387
>That font
>Doesn't want to be bullied
You're just asking for it

>10:02:32 up 1 day, 16:17, 1 user, load average: 0.05, 0.09, 0.06

Was around 30 days before I restarted.

>>52540387
>no bully pls

kill yourself already with your aspie meme