Thoughts on bluetooth toothbrushes?

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Are you fucking serious?
it's normie-tier shit.

>>52500265
only good for brushing certain types of teeth. namely blue teeth.

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>>52500890

>>52500265
it is the new "hip" thing.
After slapping LEDs on everything now it is bluetooth

>>52500265
I don't trust them. Are they going to turn my teeth blue?

>>52500265
I don't understand why people use vibrating toothbrushes, if you want something to cum in your mouth just get a cock.

>>52500890
slow and steady

>>52500890
heh
he
eh

>>52500265
Are you really going to trust a toothbrush made with technology named after a king whose one remaining tooth would become blue after eating blueberries?

>>52500265
does it play music via contact with your skull?

>>52500890
wow ur a funy guye anon

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>>52500265
A perversion of technology, like many things are.

For what purpose?

>>52504522
apparently it "records your brushing habits"
what the fuck is this shit.
the dentist can tell your "brushing habits" and so can everyone else, i guess.
Next we'll have every appliance connected to the internet, your iPhone, your car, and Microsoft's fucking--cortana
Why not just have a robot that does everything for you while you lay in bed nowadays
we, as a race, are too reliant on useless technologies.

why not just "bluetooth-brush"

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>>52500265
>toothbrush requires java to work
>the botnet wants my teeth to die