>DUUUDE SINGULARITY >QUANTUM COMPUTERS LMAO >AI IS REAL MAAAN

>>52409619
Shut up Google.

>>52409635
Looks like Google is depressed again.

We all had those moments. You'll reach singularity one day!

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>just wanna talk about modern technology with people
>OMG UR 2 SMRT

no i'm fucking not you retards go on the internet sometime

>>52409685
>yeah man i'm pretty tech savvy, i'm thinking of going for the s6 edge for my next phone..
>yooo dude, what do you think of the new oneplus? if it had nfc and a better battery i'd probably get it
>the what? NFC?

actual conversation i had

i have a friend who goes on /g/ but when i mention sicp he's like "i don't know what sicp is, maybe if you didn't abbreviate everything..."

>>52410188
you sure are a great friend

>>52410137
>tech savvy
>talking about toys
Get on out of here.

Everyone I know is too poor for a real PC or has one and owns a GTX 970, they all have pissphones on contract though.

I even have one friend who spouts all the ebin 4chin memes yet doesn't even fucking go on here; he gets it all from edgy Facebook groups.

Also every girl I have been with is really attractive (I'm not an ugly faggot according to /fa/ but they are cancer)yet has the personality of a grape because I'm really boring to talk too unless you have an edgy sense of humour.

I just want a friend I can shitpost with.

>>52411406
I remember being in highschool too. Don't worry, you'll grow out of it.

>>52410137
whats nfc anon?

>>52410137
I have no idea what a oneplus is besides a girl that you're fucking on the side. Those don't usually have batteries though.

chads pls go

All three of the characters in your cartoon have low intelligence. Also, what are you thinking man? Do you truly have nothing better to do than to make this b8 thread? What was going through your head?

Did something bad happen to you? If so, would you like to talk about it?

>>52410137
What the hell do you even use NFC for? I have yet to meet a single person who uses NFC for anything, rather than just wanting to have it.

>>52412771
How the fuck did you know?