>So, what was the name of your groundbreaking technology again?

Niggers

>>52264291
Nonfree Ganoo

>>52264291
Fakeblock

the next generation of consumer socializing multimedia

I call it the NetPhone, it's a phone with an integrated ethernet port.

>>52264291
Bluetooth pants.

Unlimited Detail

>>52264291
women's rights

>>52264926
... Fuck...

buzzwork

it's an algorithm that creates unique buzzwords that comanies can use to describe their products

>>52264291
ideatron

it's an app that generate ideas for codemonkeys

Selective breeding to make people enjoy the smell of sweat so nobody has to shower ever again

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>>52265018
please make this

Large N Firm Hardware Solutions

>>52264291
>It's on my CV. Why did you feel the need to ask me this if you could see it already? I'm interviewing for a developer position. This is a technology company. You have researched me thoroughly and know my skillset. Why aren't you asking me relevant questions about the software I've developed? Fuck it, I'm out.

And that's why I didn't get the last job I interviewed for.

Manhood Masseuse.
It delicately massages your testicles

It's called "the shovel". Also have many others including "the jackhammer", and for bigger jobs, "the backhoe".

>>52264291
The dialectic positron discombobulator.

Beme

>>52264926
Would buy desu senpai

as long as you use the extra case depth to fit a massive fuck-off battery

an rs-232 port would be rad as well

>>52264873
XD, the last time you got laid was last year, and i mean 2014 faggot !

Jackhammer. I named it after myself, Jack.

imGay

>>52264926
Rj45 is fuckin thick as fuck though. Couldn't you make a semi proprietary 8 pin port that has a separate converter so that you don't waste so much thickness on that port?

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>>52264291
10€ dildo that is also a computer.

Padlet — a 5.5" tablet

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>>52267284
>Only has one usb type-c port that is also for charging.

>>52265013
That's actually a really good idea.

>>52264291
Wordpress

>>52266794
Why not just make the battery as thick as the phone needs to be to accomodate that port then

>>52264926
Would buy. You could use one of those collapsible rj45 connectors that certain laptops use if you were worried about bulk.

Jackhammer. I named it after myself, Hammer.