Just got Windows 10. Botnet memes aside, do I use her /g/?

God they made cortana into a fat ugly bitch in halo 5

>>51586134
Healthy at every size. She's beautiful on the inside, stop treating like an object. Check your privilege cis scum.

>>51586064
That bitch got ugly...

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>>51586283
How dare you!

yes
good goym

bitch doesn't recognize most commands

Windows 10 fucks up my tablet in Photoshop, unforgivable and I don't have the time or patience to endlessly troubleshoot it.

Tablet companies have just been dropping the ball when it comes to drivers for all platforms. Even OSX friends are having problems.

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>>51587663
Thank you for the laugh anon.

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>>51586064
Is that seriously what they did to her?
Why is she suddenly wearing clothes?

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>>51586283
Go fuck yourself with a cactus.

>>51587798

that fucking smug ass gif

>>51588884
>Why is she suddenly wearing clothes?
The explanation is long-winded.

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>>51589076
I have all night.

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>>51588884
>>51589076
Is it feminists?
I bet it's feminists.

>>51589236
You know it is.

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>>51589262
I swear to god...
Must they ruin everything?

Why don't other countries have to deal with this bullshit?

you can fuck her right in the pussy and your dick turns blue

>>51586064
Wtf is this shit? Even halo 1 cortana looks better than this crap

>>51586064
She looks like a fat mess with down syndrome

>>51586064
Why is she a fat asian now?

Getting fat aside... it really sucks, at least in the Spanish version. Her voice really brings me down.

>>51589106
From what I gather she went rampant, got sent to some forerunner planet, found a cure, supposedly become a physical entity sort of, then decided to become supreme Hitler of the galaxy or some such.
Not entirely sure what that had to do with her creating clothes on her appearance.

Other likely reason is just feminazis, not sure if there's some intended irony in how that relates to her story.

>>51591833
It's a physical form. not just a hologram. The suit is a part of the whole being physical thing.

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I don't understand why they ruined cortana like that.
She used to be fucking hot.

Shes not fat, come on guys. And ugly? She got miles to go before she as ugly as most bitches in modern vidya. Shes just a normal girl doing her thing living her life, don't judge her, family

>>51592815
>ugly as most bitches in modern video games
Wtf aren't video games supposed to have hit chicks? Like the ones in borderlands?