Black and blue... god versus man... day versus night!
The Red Capes are coming! The Red Capes are coming!
The Red Capes are here! The Red Capes are here!
Are you the Devil?
Linux is Batman - handicapped, feared by many, misunderstood, has to make / build his own stuff, complicated yet genious
Windows is Superman - has the head start, loved by many, has the support of the majority, possesses great powers from the beginning, simple and bloated
You can't break the Dark Knight!
>I'll tell you one thing about Linux, install it on any old computer and it'll run like new.
My laptop couldn't handle even Win 7, but now it's on Ubuntu and it works like magic!
Linux for tech related work, windows for pissing off macfags on the design side of the business. They both suck, but none suck as much as a mac when it comes to actually getting more than one thing done.