Thinkpad = Fedora
Alienware = Flame shirt
Macbook = Yoga Pants
Ultrabook PCs = Skinny Jeans
Those cheap solid color Arizona-brand shirts from Jcpenney
What is the laptop equivalent of Tapout shirts?
How about Obey and Diamond Supply? Basically anything swagfags wear
Razer products and skullcandy would be anything monster/dc related
How about the Surface Book and the Surface Pro 4?
Are you perpetuallty 13? No mature person in the right mind would get something as crappily designed as skullcandies. My little brother made the mistake of buy three different pairs which all had either the right or left bud randomly stop working in less than one month. Plus the designs are juvenile/edgy as fuck. You need to check yourself if you wear shit with skulls, rasta colors and shit on them.
If you want good quality and nice looking headphones that are cheap as fuck, get JVC's. Had my white pair of gumy plus earbuds work perfectly since I got it a year ago, and they look simple and sleek.
I just realized hiw vague my description was, I meant to say is pic related with asus strix 970 (silent until 65°c) and with intel i5 6600 with a cooler that's very quiet (I dunno really the, pc was built by a friend of my father while I wasn't home for a week, I basically had a list of parts I was planning to get to upgrade my pc, I had already bought the 970, and I didn't have a cpu cooler on the list, so the guy probably put in what he though would fit my theme best (silent but powerful)).
So you can actually fit the fucker in your pants.
Idk I've had my thinkpad for a while and it's lasted
I've had the same dickies jacket for 10+ years only thing that's happened was a button came off still in gr8 condition and a classic, timeless style.
What is the laptop equivalent of this?
Thinkpad = black cargo pants, technical fabric
Alienware = orange cargo pants with L.E.D. light display, nigga
Macbook = Fairy Pants with magic sparkles and vibrator attachment
Ultrabook = slacks from Walmart $3.99
i like your version the best
Also fedoras are cool even though I don't use them. Indiana Jones and Frank Sinatra used those. Trilby is the one people mean when they talk about nerdy white knights with shining faces. I'm pretty sure OP meant trilbys but if he didn't it's a compliment for Thinkpads.