I will make a game as described in the comments
Story: In the year 2018, the NAACP has combined forces with ISIS and Tumblr to turn the entire planet into a designated safe space. During the proceedings, it is decided that the moon, a gigantic white sphere in the sky, is representative of white oppression. The new world order decides to destroy the moon, but the moon ain't having any of that shit. Enter Moonman: the last hope for humanity.
Moonman's only line of defense against the New World Order is an AK-47 and his trusted noose, but at some point he is helped along the way by an autistic deity and a fucking dog