Your daughter attends a prestigious school where she will learn

if that was my daughter she wouldn't be in school. Because I'd be fucking her!

>inb4 gotoprison

C major, D minor.

>>51384590
I would encourage her to take architecture or finance as her major and drop out of CS.

I don't want her to be lonely and miserable in her late 30's.

>>51384611
You're in some type of list now

C++ because it's the one language that actually matters in the real world unlike stupid meme languages like Ruby, Haskell, Lisp, or Perl

Minor would be Python so she can dick around and get it out of her system

>>51384669
You're an awful hypothetical parent

>>51384590
My Python in her Cunt++.

I'd choose something arbitrary then wake up and realise it wasn't real.

>>51384682
I love how you didn't have any objection to
>>51384611

C#

>>51384628
>projecting

>>51384590
before anyone asks
she's cosplaying little busters and it's not some random schoolgirl in a music class

Good God, muh dick.

>current year
>having a daughter

C u c k

>>51384748
I have a female cousin who took up CS and majored in AI. She turned crazy and bitter in her 30's even when she finally married.

CS ruins your life.

>>51384590
python and C/C++/C#
python quick and dirty get shit done now
C get things running good

she picks which is which


I'm CET and I think this shit (mandatory programming class) is stupid.

>>51384788
you need to love CS to have it not fuck up your life

>>51384590
Lisp major, Haskell minor. Because why not?

>>51384590
I wouldn't be sending any of my children to a shit school where learning a language, which should take maybe a week at most, is classified as a "major".

>>51384799
By love I am guessing autism and the passion for mathematics because that is what all STEM fields actually are, different branches of mathematics.

I know some people like that, sadly they are wasting their talent in my finance class because they find CS and EE boring.

>>51384590
Neither ofc. I'd send them a complaint letter asking why they thought my daughters were attending they're school.

My daughters are attending a private finishing school so they will bring rich sons into our family.

Python

Assuming this is split into two courses:

Course 1 starts with C. Learn basics, variables functions etc. Learn memory management and array manipulation. Half-way through move to C++, go over the differences and start getting into object oriented programming as well as using public/private to obscure things from the "client"

Course 2 is basic Java course. Inheritance, data structures, intro to time complexity etc. End with applications to databases/webdev with real world examples.

Congrats, your daughter is now a software engineer and ready to shitpost on /g/.

>>51384622
this guy

>>51384811
What the fuck is STEM? I've been hearing this meme repeated for a while now

>>51384871
sci
tech
engeniring
math

>>51384622
You chicken fucker

>>51384590
That ugly thing is not my daughter lol. My daughter is pretty and qt ^^ and attending pharmaceutical medicine, her last year.

>>51384811
thats why im CET i get watered down CS and EE but can transfer into ether if i want to later.

i also take a business class every semester just cause

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>>51384638
We're all on one big list now, it's just some of us are getting bumped to the top of the list faster than others.

>>51384590
she can choose the language, but she has to use gento

>>51384925
>Get on the ground fucko

You never know.

>>51384871
>STEM
>meme
Go to school you fuckhead underage b&

>>51384925
>tfw this is true
Is there any way to fix it, family?

>>51384590
C, Python

>>51384949
Maybe he's just not amerilard.

>>51384590
>dat awful bow hold

>>51384590
What kind of piece of shit school treats programming languages as "majors" and "minors". When I took my computer graphics class we had to learn C++ by ourselves to do the first project which was due 2 weeks after the semester started.

>>51384590
C, Python

>>51384590
See, I'm a bit conflicted. I'd like her to learn C++ or C#, but I don't want her innocence to be tainted by all of the dudebro brogrammers and aggressive neckbeards that populate those classes. I definitely don't want her involved in Java, she can learn that on her on time if she wishes.

I want her to do some pure programming, either smalltalk or scheme. That can be her minor. But her major should be something a bit more low-level, I'm thinking C since a mastery of C requires you to understand a lot of low-level concepts but the syntax translates well to other more popular languages like C++ and javascript.

>>51384590
PHP, javascript

>>51384669
haha you

>>51384669
this

She's holding the violin upside down.
She obviously doesn't know what she's doing, so I guess anything goes.

Why is her chin nowhere near the chin rest, her fingers messed up on the bow, and the bow hairs over the fingerboard?

Her inability to learn the basics of musical instruments makes me think it won't matter what languages they try to teach her.

>>51384590
>prestigious school
>teaching programming
You mean code monkey academy?
Daily reminder that the tech elite send their kids off to schools with no tech in the class or in the curriculum.
Daily reminder technology only makes you more dependent and dumbed down if you learn things using technology first.

>>51384590
Verilog
x86 asm

>>51384590
C and Python. Try and you find why.

Java major
Python minor

What's a daughter and what kind of technology helps me in getting one?

>>51384590
C or C++ and Haskell

>>51385904
a slave that you:
can't force fuck legally
can't fuck legally for the first 18 years
have to give expensive shit to
have to bail out of trouble
have to pay for them to learn

not a good investment anon you should get a sexbot instead,
but if you really want one you may be able to pick one up at the orphanage...
or build one..

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>>51384611
>>51384684
>>51384758

>>51384622
Underrated

>>51384622
kek

>>51386217
You're forgetting this
>>51386136

>>51384749
sauce?

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Jesus Christ, I would never let my daughter wear a skirt and stockings like that.

Some kind of degenerates design uniforms like that I swear.

>>51386439
IDGAF SOMEONE GIVE ME SAUCE

>>51386217
try and get a lightshot or gyazo border around that image too for added effect

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Wait, isn't that a kurugaya cosplay?

Maj: Malbolge
Min: x86 ASM

if she survives the curriculum she will be a powerfull programmer indeed

>>51386674
and if she doesnt survive? what then?

also still waiting on sauce for that picture

>>51386693
then shes dead ? not sure what you don't get here

I will NOT raise a failure

ASM & brainfuck

If you can master them you can pick up just about any other language easy as fuck

>>51384622
>C major, D minor.
seriously this, but in reverse, Id want her to start out in C and then use D for everything

>>51384811
>...because they find CS and EE boring.
How so? Do you got any insight? I find EE and physics (mostly from an applied side and to understand how shit works) interesting. I can model systems better the more math I know.
So are these guys math only fags?

>>51385027
poor

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>>51386217

>>51384809
This desu

CS should be mostly math

HI FBI. My father was fucking me when I was smaller. Please find evidence. Put me on the list and protect me please!

>>51384925
race to the top

>>51384638
(You)

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>>51386217
> Your tip has been submitted
Gooday' officer, have this tip

>>24662610
Trick question, you make her learn Arabic and Mandarin instead of programming languages
Congrats, now she can go anywhere but the -stans, Africa, and South America (provided that she's a native English speaker).

>>51385163
Wut?

>>51384669
Wouldn't C# be superior to C++ ?

C++ to have something practical
Lua so she can play with shit within C

>>51384590
I-I have a daughter?

Did someone drug and rape me?

Oh shit...

>>51384590
String instruments are for pussies.

>>51386217
Some stupid people might fall if you take out the male feminism.

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>female
>technology
>kek

C# and assembly

>>51384590
She's pretty hot. I'd insert my erect penis in her vagina with intense force.

>>51384964
STEM's used throughout the western world, and it's even used in parts of the east.

He has to be a genuine mong not to know what STEM is.

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>>51384953

stop using 4chan

stop wasting your time on the internet

contribute to the oldfags in the government by giving them 99% of your check.

then die of fatigue and angst.

>>51384811
>everything is math xd meme

>>51384590
Seeing her belly, I'd suggest her to do something more active like light athletics or football.

>>51391017
Recommendation 5*****

>>51384590
Whichever ones lead her to fall in love with a tall white man, and then have a family.

I would only care about her happiness.

>>51391426
>happiness
>not a big black cock
Enjoy never seeing your grandchildren, anon.

>>51386217
Saved for future use, thanks friend.

>>51384622
hahahhaha

>>51384590
god damn she is sexy

>>51391468
If the grandchildren are back how are you supposed to see them at night, checkmate atheists.

>>51384590
disregard school, rape her instead

>>51384817
post pictures of them

>>51391533
Just turn on the lights after you shoot them nine times.

one ticket to hell please

>>51391582
>not throwing your nods on the second you hear the pitter patter of chilluns

>>51384834
good father right here

>>51384590
C++, JS.
C++ for general applications programming shit, JS because it's creeping its fucking fingers into everything and she should know enough to deal with that shit.
what >>51384834 said is pretty reasonable too


>>51384622
god damn it
speaking of D, anyone here actually use it? kind of wanted to get into it a few years ago, but haven't bothered

>>51384972
actually, this
my uni taught us C, and then whenever we had any later class, the prof would link a crash course to whatever language we would use in the class and we'd have to figure shit out ourselves

>>51384590
While I understand your intention to start a language war so you can continue shitposting, I would enroll her in a proper school where the staff aren't retarded.

C++ and python

One is solid for job prospects, and a minor in python for fun

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>>51384622

>>51384590
>daughter going to "prestigious" school
>rests her chin in the wrong place on the violin

I HAVE NO DAUGHTER!

>>51384590
Some form of assembly, and some form of C

Start from the bottom and work up

>>51384682
You're trash

>>51393580
How to spot a lisp fag

>>51390991
We call it MINT over here

>>51393497
It's a Japanese concept called MOE

>>51384590
major would be C++, because it is used a lot
minor would be J, because it is beautiful and mathematical and consistent and awesome and interpreted and lots of stuff

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>>51384669
> Not pure C

>>51384611
>if that was my daughter she wouldn't be in school. Because I'd be fucking her!
OMG, please go away RMS!!!

>>51386217
This tabs doe

>>51384590
Why in the world of fuck would I voluntarily make my little girl the coal miner of the XXI century?

>>51384590
C and x86 assembly

punch card fortran and assembly

Coq (or Agda) and Prolog.

ITT: Mainstream.

I would never let my daughter dress that fucking stupid

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*tips FBI*

>>51390459
for making tools probably.
for performance critical apps c# is garbage

>>51384590
Programming high school?

Sounds like reality in the future.

>>51384638
You're all on the same list for visiting sad panda.

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>>51384622