ITT: We come up with a plan to get women out of tech

Set up a tech company staffed exclusively by women. Sit back and watch it destroy itself. Nobody hires a woman ever again.

There's nothing wrong with women in tech. If they're good at what they do, then they're good at what they do. If they're not, then they're not.

>>47112478
The Rubicon has already been crossed.

change "dongle" to "vajongle"

>>47112595
not a tech company, but that has already happened, result unsurprising.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1168182/Catfights-handbags-tears-toilets-When-producer-launched-women-TV-company-thought-shed-kissed-goodbye-conflict-.html

>>47112595
that's been tried (it destroyed itself)

>>47112621
The problem is, if they're not, they're still kept around to fulfil quotas. If they're good at what they do, they deserve to be there as much or moreso than anyone else.

>>47112678
>The problem is, if they're not, they're still kept around to fulfil quotas.

There are plenty of shit guys in tech, too. It's a problem that will never be solved, I'm afraid.

If there were no quotas, we'd have an even number of shit women/men, and an even number of good women/men.

>>47112621
The problem aren't women who work on tech stuff but "women in tech", who only hold meaningless management or publicity positions, have no idea about actual tech and think everyone should listen to them.

>>47112661
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kek

>>47112685
We do, though, because men can also be preferred minorities, and white straight neurotypical women are only BARELY higher on the quota list than white straight neurotypical men. Since, y'know, racial minorities actually are disadvantaged.

>>47112693
>Assistant to the senior manager of public relations
I work in tech

>>47112478
I've never had an issue with women in tech. Then again, I'm in Canada, not land-of-the-tumblrinas.

Tell me, friends, do women in tech cause problems in the USA?

epic thread gentlemen

*tips le fedora*

>>47112661
Women, nothing but bitches and whores

>>47112814
>Tell me, friends, do women in tech cause problems in the USA?

They come in and get offended by the gun in my waistband.

Bunch of softies, I tell ya.

>>47112678
>moreso

Fucking why. Vagina privileged?

>>47112814
Not really. People in the US get butthurt as fuck when they don't get hired, i.e. a white guy will blame affirmative action while a black guy will blame racism, even though they were both turned down because they were underqualified.

>Get a job at fortune 500 company
>50 tech hires in my group
>All 15 women are either BAs or powerpoint slaves

>>47112892
>All 15 women are either BAs or powerpoint slaves

Well, what were they supposed to be doing? If they were needed to be powerpoint slaves, then there's nothing wrong with that.

>adria richards
This will make you mad for sure
http://www.esquire.co.uk/culture/books/7933/exclusive-extract-from-jon-ronson-book-so-youve-been-publicly-shamed/

>“You felt fear?” I asked.
>“Danger,” she said. “Clearly my body was telling me, ‘You are unsafe.’”


> “He’s a white male. I’m a black Jewish female. He was saying things that could be inferred as offensive to me, sitting in front of him. I do have empathy for him but it only goes so far..."

>>47112814
>thinking tumblrinas aren't canucks
hue

>>47112913
I think he is drawing conclusions as to the inherent skillset of women in the workplace. The company probably has a diversity quota and it is met with unskilled positions.

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>work in other government agency
>literally no women in the tech office
>oldschool operator department head thinks that they're untrustworthy
>mfw

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>>47112919
>He’s a white male. I’m a black Jewish female.

>>47112934

Meh, if some Fortune 500 company wanted to pay me ~70k a year to be a powerpoint slave, I'd do it.

A lot of people talk about aspirations, and enjoying your work, but that shit doesn't matter to me because all I want to do is get my work done, go home, and do the things I actually give a fuck about.

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>>47112941
>be FBI internal affairs agent
>watch cyber crime nerd shitpost on /g/ all day
>secretly collecting evidence of activity on a dissident site

>>47112862
Why is your trip relevant to this thread?

kill yourself

>>47112991
he shit posts in /o/ as well

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b-but i liek techie grills

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>>47112972

But they won't. Because you are a guy.

>>47112991

It isn't, it never was. I've been shitposting for several years now. It makes it easier for people who don't enjoy shitposting to filter me, so that I don't ruin their imageboard experience.

>>47113032
>But they won't. Because you are a guy.

That's the part that sucks. :(

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>>47113013
I'll say it once, I'll say it again.

Liking techie girls is literally the most beta thing a /g/entooman can do. Relationships thrive when your interests, experiences, and opinions are different. Unless you're a complete beta faggot, being in a relationship with one would be absolutely impractical. Naturally, it would get competitive.

>>47113013

I like them too, I just don't like seeing them in a workplace.

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>>47113013

So sexism by shaking your tits for amusement isn't wrong but calling her a bitch is?

Thanks Obama, I guess we call it empowering now.

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Hiring women is not the issue its hiring sjw oversensitive being offended by everything type of people thats a problem.

>>47112693
Exactly this. When you look at employee profiles the women almost exclusively dominate in social media, publicity, or other easy work.

>>47112478
>JD !XlFdfXQdMg
Fuck off

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>>47112478
Frying women laptops and computers sticking this on their USB ports

>>47112478
make computers require intelligence to use

>>47113383
OP fried his pc sticking a 3.5 headphone jack on a usb port, that would make him unable to use a pc too.

>>47113422
This is the same guy that did that?

>>47113590
>https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S47087615
Yeah

>>47113631
Why did he use a trip to ask that?

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>>47113422
>>47113631

>>47113680
He is retarded and his post history show insecurity against her women co-workers, they probably make him feel bad on a daily basis.

>>47113698
forgot trip

>>47113680
I always use my trip

>>47113049

>competition isn't what makes the entire world thrive, especially tech markets

>>47112478
You are only helping to fuel the shitstorm.
>inb4 some SJW cunt screencaps your thread and post on twitter how "misogynistic" is this place

>>47112478
Let's start a he-man women haters company. It will be glorious with only men as far as the eye can see. Men of all shapes and sizes walking around the office, working their minds and their bodies.

>>47112661
Imagine you created male-only company in 2015... and publicly declare it.

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>>47113797

I'm in as long if we can also walk around the office in our undies

>>47113831
Hey everybody, I'm starting a mining company. Women are allowed to join us to be a miner.

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>>47113797

Let's do it, then.

>>47113847
>2015
>mining
>not having a demiboy advocacy representative on your board
>business doesn't get government approval
>reptilians don't allow you to get resources
>illuminati members slowly have your employees kill themselves
>more lost to the demiurge

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Women are fucking stupid. If you hire a woman, you're obviously not hiring her because of her brains or because you can't find a man to fill the spot... you're hiring her because you need to fill some "diversity quota".

Women have lover IQs than men and they get pregnant which means you will lose them and have to fill the position again. Also, women are a GIANT distraction in the workplace that's predominantly male.

tl;dr: don't fucking hire women. if you're on a hiring board, veto women and hire men instead.

Finally, this man's a genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

>>47112685
>If there were no quotas, we'd have an even number of women/men

I don't understand why people think there's some natural equilibrium to profession choice. Should there be an even number of men/women software engineers anymore than there should be an even number of men/women construction workers? Is it really NATURAL that every single thing we do have equal representation?

It's like saying "porn should have an equal number of small and large dicked men." Why is it that 90% of lawyers have a law degree? Why is it the majority of hair stylists are women? THE NATURE OF THE JOBS WOULD TELL YOU THERE IS NO EXPECTED EQUILIBRIUM. Why is it people think this is a thing in technology?

It isn't about "hurr who is the smartest" it's "hurr who the fuck wants to do this job."

>>47112814
Affirmative action is a bitch here. I got cockblocked from my number 1 uni and a couple of jobs because of that shit while the hispanic with similar grades and nearly similar club activities (I shit you not, I was in a chess club and he was in some anime club, my gpa was 3.7, his was a 3.7 as well with maybe a .01 difference or some shit). Hard being a gook and trying to get into shit.

>>47113838
>literally a token fat girl to appeal to a certain demographic

wow just wow.. these might be women but I guarantee the marketing plan was performed in the true spirit of man

>>47112814
You probably already been cucked and just don't notice it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iARHCxAMAO0

>>47113838
Only one tumblr whale?
What's all this thin privilege about?

>>47112661
>daily mail
Get a better source

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>>47113936
>i would be at the back of that line
every single time

>>47113049
>>47113789

nah he's actually right. sorry you don't have any good male role models in your life that would explain to you how competition in a relationship is literally the worst thing you can have. you need different interests. they can complement each other, but if you're competing the entire time it's bad for the relationship. once you spend more than 5 minutes exposed to a woman you'll understand eventually you're going to want your own private time, space, and activities. it's good for the longevity of the relationship.

also don't buy into that retarded Gordon gecko capitalist manifesto shit. the world is more than one big dick measuring competition.

>>47112873
Because it's still a good idea to establish diversity in tech. If person A and person B have the exact same qualifications, but person A is male and person B is female, I'll choose person B. There has to be SOME deciding factor if their talent and experience are similar, and it promotes more women coming into an industry where they're doubtful about entering. A guy gets the job, it's just another job. A girl gets the job, it's an inspiration to other women who aren't as confident as guys about the field.

It's just a necessary evil, but one that often gets distorted to hiring any woman because they're a woman, not because they're a qualified candidate who happens to be a woman.

>>47114084
>the world is more than one big dick measuring competition.
Not him, but what else is it?

>>47113939

Considering that there's no physical merit to being a software engineer, then yes most likely there WOULD be an equilibrium.

Men are naturally stronger than women, so naturally there would be an imbalance for construction workers.

Don't wrack your brain too hard, else it might fall out.